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週一早晨,NC科技公司行政部的印表機"小印"突然拒絕工作。當行政助理小林按下列印鍵時,機器吐出的不是文件,而是一張粉紅色的便條紙:8964 copyright protection74PENANARZcf87cZh1 維尼
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像你襯衫的顏色。8964 copyright protection74PENANAQPQv2ZwwvL 維尼
——默默關注你的小印"8964 copyright protection74PENANAQW2EgN93MU 維尼
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"什麼鬼?!"小林嚇得後退三步,撞翻了歪特的咖啡。8964 copyright protection74PENANAf2cno58ml0 維尼
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歪特盯著灑在地上的咖啡漬,突然說:「我預感...今天會有浪漫的事情發生。」(其實是他餓了,把咖啡漬看成了心形鬆餅)8964 copyright protection74PENANADUTaLOtp8x 維尼
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【覺醒的辦公室戀情】8964 copyright protection74PENANA8jozygiCLx 維尼
很快,整個公司都發現了"小印"的反常:8964 copyright protection74PENANAdPgsEYGt7D 維尼
給小林印製的文件永遠帶著花香8964 copyright protection74PENANABtyYxal3Bq 維尼
給其他同事則印出亂碼8964 copyright protection74PENANAdj8metnj9j 維尼
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當銷售部王經理經過時,印表機會自動吐出碎紙(後來發現是因為王經理曾經踢過它一腳)8964 copyright protection74PENANAQfKCPxLAum 維尼
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"這絕對是AI覺醒!"小迷興奮地拆開印表機外殼,"讓我檢查下它的HB-90晶片..."8964 copyright protection74PENANAE0naYaNCph 維尼
印表機突然噴出一張紙:"離我遠點,你這單身狗!"8964 copyright protection74PENANAs3w0bCmd9P 維尼
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露西檢測後發現:"有人把NC-39戀愛草莓醬當潤滑劑加進印表機了!"8964 copyright protection74PENANAQ8MCvJXcY2 維尼
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【混亂的三角關係】8964 copyright protection74PENANALc7CdOJ06c 維尼
情況變得更加複雜:8964 copyright protection74PENANAHQ2YMsdIKL 維尼
公司新來的碎紙機"小碎"開始頻繁對"小印"拋媚眼(閃爍綠燈)8964 copyright protection74PENANARLgsuDdSeN 維尼
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影印機"小複"吃醋地卡住了所有文件8964 copyright protection74PENANAEtdFtSb1uZ 維尼
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歪特被誤認為是小林的男友,因為印表機寫道:"你為什麼要和那個金髮笨蛋說話?"8964 copyright protection74PENANAJMyyvle7pp 維尼
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甘旋試圖用彈弓刀修理,結果印表機噴出心形紙張擊中他的額頭。三隻貓反應各異:8964 copyright protection74PENANA2wQIyaua1v 維尼
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Giant貓淡定地坐在印表機上(無效)8964 copyright protection74PENANAjPgbRszmh7 維尼
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BBG貓對整件事表示強烈譴責(炸毛)8964 copyright protection74PENANAa0U6S2b0I8 維尼
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【意外的解決方案】8964 copyright protection74PENANAeOTfT1fKu9 維尼
當皮皮準備用"冠軍級修理法"時,小林突然說:"等等!"8964 copyright protection74PENANAzFbiGYRgEA 維尼
她拿出一張照片貼在印表機上:"這才是我男友。"8964 copyright protection74PENANAmFguTJZm7Q 維尼
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印表機沉默三秒,突然瘋狂吐出紙張,最後一張寫著:8964 copyright protection74PENANA3ApMV11Nnf 維尼
"原來你喜歡這種類型...我懂了。"8964 copyright protection74PENANANHsyua5zy6 維尼
然後恢復了正常工作。8964 copyright protection74PENANAZIOJqXGsij 維尼
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事後發現,照片上是台最新型號的3D列印機。8964 copyright protection74PENANAC3N8s2MnIn 維尼
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【尾聲】8964 copyright protection74PENANAI6D6VveQLA 維尼
人力資源部新規:8964 copyright protection74PENANAap6IF7DnBF 維尼
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設立"辦公室設備情感諮詢專線"8964 copyright protection74PENANAJ4FFKXt4PO 維尼
歪特獲得"最佳替身男友"獎8964 copyright protection74PENANACQ7xrnk35d 維尼
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碎紙機和影印機開始約會(互相處理對方吐出的紙張)8964 copyright protection74PENANALZ7GOFNkTI 維尼
小迷的微波爐寫了一本《人類戀愛指南》8964 copyright protection74PENANAGKaEnmtQRq 維尼
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