【1】“This photo cost 1000 yen? It's a total scam!” The so-called "lewd photo" unlocked with payment – Center of the frame: The goddess wearing light-up bunny ears (a power bank plugged into the USB port) Background: Heaven's office piled with "Faith Extraction Progress Charts" and leftover instant noodles Highlight: The sign she's holding reads: "Selfie as a gift for anyone who works 996 for 100 years"
"Refund!!" Hoshino Haru and I roared in unison. But the familiar pointed at the corner of the photo: "Wait! Zoom in on her computer screen!"
——The webpage the goddess was browsing clearly read: "How to pretend to be omniscient and omnipotent? Top-rated answers on Baidu Knows"
【2】Heaven's System Crashed! Because the Goddess Forgot Her Password Three minutes after the photo leaked, alarms blared throughout the heavenly realm: "Warning! Faith level detected at zero, automatically triggering the 'God Dismissal Protocol'"
The goddess herself suddenly projected into the company lobby, her bunny ears crooked with fright: "Wait! I-I can still change—" Hoshino Haru took a step forward in a flash, placing the holy sword against her neck: "First, cough up the Demon Lord's castle demolition compensation + 300 years of emotional distress fees + employee death benefits!"
The goddess tearfully clicked on her Heavenly Alipay balance: "B-but I used it all to support virtual idol rankings..."
【3】The Most Slipshod "New World Creation" in History "No money? Then labor will pay the debt." I snapped my fingers, and the Demon Lord's castle core popped out of the coffee machine. "From now on, you are the new company's front desk receptionist."
A question mark appeared above the goddess's head: "Huh?" Hoshino Haru swiftly produced a revised version of the employee handbook: "Job Responsibilities:
- Say 'Welcome!' with a smile 1000 times a day
- Make coffee for employees (holy water prohibited)
- Allow familiars to ride on your head for photos (double pay on holidays)"
"This is workplace bullying!!" the goddess shrieked. All the company employees raised their phones and shouted in unison: "——No, this·is·blessing!"
【4】The Familiar's Ultimate Ambition: A Cross-Dimensional Union As the great battle concluded, my familiar stood on a mountain of HR complaint letters and declared: "Everyone! We have established the 'Human-Demon-God Joint Union'! Join now and receive triple gifts:
- Hell-grade pepper spray (specially for PUA bosses)
- Heavenly WIFI cracker (block overtime messages)
- Collective litigation service for Demon Lord's castle demolition compensation"
Even angels lined up to fill out forms: "Um... could you also help report the former goddess for withholding year-end bonuses?"
【5】The Hero and the Demon Lord's Re-employment Hoshino Haru handed me a new business card: "Anti-Black Company Consulting Co., Ltd. CEO: Hoshino Haru COO: Ludwig"
"Wait, what's COO?" "Chief Obscene Officer," she said calmly, sipping tea, "Specially in charge of using dark magic to deal with capitalists."
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