After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - Who Knew Goddesses Could Cry Over Spicy Food? Her Tears Are Apparently the Secret Ingredient in the

[1] "Congratulations to the Goddess for Becoming the Spokesmodel for ‘Hellfire Soul-Exploding Spicy Strips’!"

At the contract signing, the CEO of Hell Foods Inc. (a three-headed hellhound in a suit) presented the terms:163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQzwsJHpx7
[Clauses:

Daily livestreams eating spicy strips (tears mandatory)
Tears harvested as "Holy Water Seasoning"
Breach turns bunny headband permanently chili-shaped]

The Goddess’ pen trembled: "This is a demonic contract?!"163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVO3E86H5x
The familiar whispered: "But the payout removes your shock collar~"163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpCdkCoRxs
She signed furiously: "Fine! It’s just spicy st—"

A staffer wheeled in "Volcano’s Wrath Spicy Strips", packaging labeled:163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEh8PAGZ3A
[Heat Level: Demon King’s Tears]

[2] Livestream Gone Nuclear163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp7uKopNjg
"Wel—cough! ‘Even Gods Break’ Spicy Review!" The Goddess donned a flame-proof mask.163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5jGVN9TPR
First bite—

Her bunny headband "POPPED" into a chili pepper
Holy light shot from her eyes as chat exploded:163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtizHjms6BD
[Ex-Believer1: So holy light is just spice tears?!]163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvVRtGcKfG
[Demon King: 1000 Hell Coins for a snot close-up!]

"This isn’t food—cough!" She chugged "milk" (actually the familiar’s lava latte), but her tears became pepper spray, blowing the camera to smithereens!

[3] "Tear Seasoning" Takes the Three Realms by Storm163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wi8TqnC7z
The "Holy Tears of Regret" sold like hellfire:163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBDU4yH8tz
[Bottle Slogan: "Hurt more than an ex, bitterer than overtime"]

Sales soared:

Heaven: Used in confession booths (instant guilty sobbing)
Human World: Office workers spiked coffee ("One sip = quit on spot")
Hell: "Ghost Employee Motivational Drink"

"This is workplace harassment…" The Goddess sobbed in her dressing room—while the familiar collected tears: "50 vials! Cry harder for ‘Tear Crystals’—they’re premium!"

[4] "Rescue" Mission Derailed163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVP6SOWC9K
We (Demon King & Hero) crashed the stream as "rival brands":163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddS6bkIxXP
"Try our ‘Nemesis Reconciliation Sweet-Spicy Strips’!"163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DawSJEeP7
(Secretly made with dark magic and sliced holy sword.)

Goddess, enraged: "How DARE—"163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP7C2sK8yy
"Free ‘Ex-Goddess Embarrassment Stickers’!" I flung her "spicy-face memes", while Hoshino held a sign:163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V9Fk8pg53
[RT to win: ‘Goddess Tears Instant Noodles’!]

Viewership hit 1 BILLION—crashing the servers.163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgWaHGj6Wp
The final frame? The Goddess chasing us with her sword, as chat spammed:163Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVkksYMqOQ
"NOW that’s divine punishment!"

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