After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - From Divine Weapon to Culinary Tool: The Goddess's Holy Sword is Now Her Go-To Kitchen Utensil for E

[1] "Thank you 'Former Believer No.1' for the 100 Hellfire Rockets! Today’s lesson—sunny-side-up eggs using holy light!"

The Goddess (now streaming as "Bunny-Eared Chef") wore a pink apron, using a "Celestial Bailiff Shield" as a frying pan and her holy sword as a spatula. The stream title read:

"Divine Midnight Snacks! Ep.1: Post-Lawsuit Hunger Strike"

Chat erupted:21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5uMMGeOFC
[User "Demon King": That shield still has my tooth marks!!]21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUf6a7r8Ey
[User "Hero Akira": That sword stabbed me last week—now it’s flipping eggs?!]21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A2NqLamJE
[User "Familiar007": Donating 1000 Hell Coins to season with Goddess’ tears!]

[2] Divine Culinary Tech: Legal Tools Repurposed

"Evidence Storage Box" as a food container (Chat: "Is that pickle from last year’s trial?")
"Verdict Paper" folded into a pot for instant noodles ("The broth tastes like legal authority")
"Holy Light" for steak doneness (Bunny ears perk up at medium-rare)

The pièce de résistance? "Crowdfunded Baking"—21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxvj6Fc1Zs
"Hit 1M ‘Faith Rockets,’ and I’ll bake a cake with ‘Final Judgment’!" She brandished a whisk. "Fail, and I’ll curse one random viewer +10lbs!"

[3] "Disappointing! This ‘Hell Sauce’ Isn’t Hellish Enough!"21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NFsQpBamA
Live "Three Realms Hot Sauce Review":

Heaven’s "Holy Fire Sauce" (Goddess’ pride) → "Sweet as first love. Scam."
Human World’s "Tear-Gas Spicy" (Demon King-sponsored) → Goddess’ ears shot flames: "This isn’t spice—it’s ‘overwork trauma’ concentrate!"
Hell’s "Familiar’s Footwash Flavor" (Familiar’s smirk) → Stream banned for 3 seconds (then reinstated due to viral demand).

[4] Demon King & Hero’s Kitchen Warfare21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS46K3srza
Goddess, grinning: "Today’s ‘special guests’—"21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dg9fRsanR
The camera panned to Ludwig and Hoshino tied to a prep table with "Faith Chains," labeled:21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7cXl6kUBY
"Today’s Ingredients: Arch-Nemesis Pride"

"Choose!" She waved her sword-knife. "Demon King steak—medium-rare? Or Hero sashimi—thin slices?"21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpunMbReGA
"Wait!" I squirmed. "I demand ‘labor arbitration’!"21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjAkmEB9Sf
Hoshino: "Seconded! Per Culinary Convention Article 66—"

BANG!21Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4KGNYxcm5
The familiar burst in with a food cart: "Your ‘Rumor Hotpot’ is served! Broth simmered from court transcripts!"

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