[1] "Hellooo~ I’m His Majesty Ludwig’s ‘ex-world-destruction-partner’~"
In the Goddess’ livestream, a "lace-clad succubus" flipped her hair with a smile:22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQLtAFHIjI
"We promised to burn the human world together, but he snuck off to ‘study corporate culture’!" She flung out a photo—22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzpzFpHTE8
"Young Demon King" secretly reading How to Write a Resume amidst a burning village.
Chat exploded:22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8WTmRvkZC
[Hell Veteran: YOUR MAJESTY!! You said that book was Dark Spell Encyclopedia!!]22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmRt8IxayR
[Three-Headed Union: So your reincarnation as a salaryman was PLANNED?!]
Me (Demon King), choking my familiar backstage: "She’s not an ex! Just an ex-arson accomplice!"22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9iZkb7LkI
Familiar, gasping: "But ratings~ Donations just hit 50M Hell Coins~"
[2] Succubus’ Nuclear Revelations: Demon Castle Secrets22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7DfPu5lN4
"And that’s not all!" The succubus slammed the table:
Rebranded hell lava as "employee hot springs" ("efficiency boosts")
Enforced punch clocks (late arrivals lost soul fragments)
Most egregious—used dark magic to build humans a bridge!
She played footage: Young me telling villagers, "Consider this… demonic ESG responsibility."
Hoshino kicked down the door, holy sword at the succubus’ throat: "One more word, and I’ll make you become a bridge."
[3] Goddess’ Clout Frenzy & Familiar’s Damage Control22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhddhh7jdO6
Goddess, ecstatic: "300% viewership! Ad slots auction—‘Holy Sword Assault’ segments at 1M Hell Coins/sec!"
Meanwhile, the familiar launched "Scandal Merch":
"Not a Salaryman" Tees (feat. youthful demon king)
"Dark Magic Bridge" DIY Kits (includes villager thank-you notes)
"Hero’s Jealousy Audio" (paywalled, comes with fire extinguisher)
Suddenly, the stream hijacked to the otaku demon’s Animal Crossing: Hell:22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhcO4mH4Th
"Guys! Just dropped the ‘Rumor Island DLC’! Recreate the hot springs scandal~"
[4] Hero’s Meltdown & Demon King’s Digital Death22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IzcAiG1gi
Hoshino shattered the teleprompter: "Ludwig! That ‘bridge’ magic… did you STEAL my holy energy?!"22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqn4s8csGgh
"It was resource-sharing!" I protested. "Clause 66 clearly—"
Succubus, singsong: "‘Upon successful collaboration, parties shall dine together.’~" She winked. "But he stood. Me. Up.~"
The holy sword erupted. Every screen in the studio exploded, final frame showing the Goddess wailing:22Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaGqIPwaoW
"MY VIEWERS!! THE COMPENSATION—"
然後按「加至主畫面」