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今天吃晚餐的時候,由於我阿嬤(外婆)很常拿外面廟裡的東西回來吃。8964 copyright protection81PENANAdKbWZXw8ff 維尼
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因此今天她就不吃我煮的滷肉飯了,反而端著一碗看起來就很難吃的炒麵吃。8964 copyright protection81PENANAJwQwZtvXQY 維尼
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餐桌上,我和我弟在聊天。8964 copyright protection81PENANAVJCdr8t3DY 維尼
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「哥,你知道什麼文最好學嗎?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAS2uLKMv8nv 維尼
我弟夾了一塊醬燒雞腿肉,表情驕傲的問道。8964 copyright protection81PENANAjHVHCL97Fs 維尼
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我搖了搖頭,嘴裏還在咀嚼食物因此沒有回答。8964 copyright protection81PENANAw0R8VxSyVW 維尼
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「答案是:越南文!只要好幾天不洗澡就能辦到了。」8964 copyright protection81PENANA1aDAP9rWvQ 維尼
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越難聞,哈哈。(無語)8964 copyright protection81PENANAa2R5wBQZUk 維尼
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但就在那時,我沒空顧慮我弟的答案,表情:( ゚д゚)的看向了坐在對面的阿嬤。8964 copyright protection81PENANAkKS22Pj3cG 維尼
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我弟見我表情奇怪,也看向了阿嬤的位置,表情沒三秒就:( ゚д゚)。8964 copyright protection81PENANAPwCGn7Y1ZX 維尼
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阿嬤居然⋯⋯把麥當勞的糖醋醬拌在炒麵裡吃。8964 copyright protection81PENANAbvYrgqAQas 維尼
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到底什麼黑暗料理⋯⋯。8964 copyright protection81PENANAz6AzgH0y2A 維尼
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2.超冷8964 copyright protection81PENANAreWxBNU5qA 維尼
許久未見的急凍鳥,又再一次現身了。8964 copyright protection81PENANA5jjiyGalb9 維尼
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「好冷啊———」我弟的尖叫聲居然飆上了E6。8964 copyright protection81PENANArnGups4cEJ 維尼
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我馬上去看瓦斯,看了半天也沒發現問題,而我弟才廁所裡已經冷的瑟瑟發抖了。8964 copyright protection81PENANAKo8gnCD5wW 維尼
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「我感覺住在西伯利亞啊!」8964 copyright protection81PENANA1Uizfo0Bcp 維尼
「嗚呼!我要用洗髮精排個SOS!太冷了吧!」8964 copyright protection81PENANAMs4HXYrFus 維尼
「哈囉各位觀眾大家好,這是我在寒冷暴風雪生存的第87天⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection81PENANA1kpCkBP1SH 維尼
「雪欸~花飄飄~北風蕭蕭~啊啊啊,冷到變蛋頭了!」8964 copyright protection81PENANAvUVZPyFodl 維尼
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嗯,看來是冷到精神失常了。8964 copyright protection81PENANAPKyZsHXbRv 維尼
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吹頭髮的時候也是,像隻雞一樣叫個沒完。8964 copyright protection81PENANAQkDCrf9uql 維尼
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怎麼春天比冬天冷啊⋯⋯8964 copyright protection81PENANAY33nphMo07 維尼
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3.TFBoy V.S. Baby Shark8964 copyright protection81PENANAKgB6amubbV 維尼
TFBoy可以說是我弟的童年,也因為這樣,我弟和我媽展開了一場家庭大戰。8964 copyright protection81PENANAYGi9YYOj3G 維尼
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事情的起因是,我在吃橘子的時候無意間唱出了一句:「我只想給你給你寵愛~」8964 copyright protection81PENANABU7BgBx086 維尼
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然後我弟就非常自然的接上了:「這算不算不算愛~」8964 copyright protection81PENANALeo6MttAms 維尼
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重點是這首歌我們已經超過5年沒聽了,但卻像是印在了我們DNA裡一樣,揮之不去。8964 copyright protection81PENANAoIYCCl6i3G 維尼
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於是我們開始測試:8964 copyright protection81PENANAXVTQfjifZg 維尼
「傳說中魔法的城堡~」8964 copyright protection81PENANAyAwk0Okt0U 維尼
「有夢幻的味道~」8964 copyright protection81PENANAPunHwkD8JX 維尼
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「當我必須像個完美的小孩~」8964 copyright protection81PENANA7qXrW2wZ6q 維尼
「滿足所有人的期待~」8964 copyright protection81PENANAvuycpVkqVo 維尼
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「我愛你~愛著你~」8964 copyright protection81PENANAAPY2z49kGz 維尼
「愛到好愛這樣的自己~」8964 copyright protection81PENANAz3v5UExMAY 維尼
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就這樣接唱到我媽受不了。8964 copyright protection81PENANAHUqcBWPyDn 維尼
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「可不可以別在唱了,小時候都聽到膩了。」我媽也拿了顆橘子扒來吃。8964 copyright protection81PENANAJAt4y9KTDS 維尼
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我和我弟相視而笑,我弟不滿的回懟道:「拜託!我們小時候聽這個可讓你們少聽了好幾年的baby shark欸!是不是應該感謝我們?」8964 copyright protection81PENANArE89AZ22qU 維尼
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我媽輕笑一聲,說:「呵,我還寧願聽Baby shark。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAuU1gcHV5BP 維尼
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「屁啦!」85Please respect copyright.PENANAYOh68eghkX
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聽我媽這麼一說,我和我弟都炸了。8964 copyright protection81PENANAaabyHkJ69B 維尼
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「你真的確定嗎?」我弟臉上浮起一層隱瞞,而我也無奈的笑了笑。8964 copyright protection81PENANADbl0TQl6l0 維尼
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「就真的啊。」我媽的答案脫口而出的一瞬間,我們相識彼此,立馬在腦中有了共識。8964 copyright protection81PENANAC3SzeWCbBF 維尼
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我們朝天空跳了一下,落地時一起張開雙手,跳起了那在幼兒園、小學跳到爛掉的舞。
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「Baby~shark dododododo~8964 copyright protection81PENANAGIWaaS8II2 維尼
Baby~shark dododododo~8964 copyright protection81PENANA6SQMc1NFjI 維尼
Baby~shark dododododo~85Please respect copyright.PENANAoXoB7YMFfp
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Baby~shark!」85Please respect copyright.PENANAHJm72edsXT
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就這樣一路唱到連Uncle都出來了,我媽也受不了了。8964 copyright protection81PENANA9cjes8abFR 維尼
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「好好好!好了!TFBoy比較好聽!得了吧!」8964 copyright protection81PENANAKWqPJPMprj 維尼
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眼看這場戰爭我們終於獲得了勝利,我們擊了個掌。8964 copyright protection81PENANAnHPwpLfHXk 維尼
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看下次還有誰敢說Baby Shark好聽。8964 copyright protection81PENANA3eN8H6Y1rU 維尼
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4.一首歌8964 copyright protection81PENANAXKmxhuOBIz 維尼
今天晚上,我弟寫功課寫到一半,突然轉頭對著在練鋼琴的我說:「哥我想聽音樂,不想聽你彈琴。」8964 copyright protection81PENANArQXheRSDXn 維尼
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太傷人了吧!8964 copyright protection81PENANA5jTJoWTNDT 維尼
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於是我只好拿出手機,播音樂給他聽,結果就播到了一首很慢的歌。8964 copyright protection81PENANADIhD9rysgg 維尼
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「哥,可以轉掉嗎?」我弟似乎不喜歡這首歌,看著我哀求道。8964 copyright protection81PENANAVzVnGuEj4r 維尼
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我挑起一邊眉毛,說道:「你又沒聽過,怎能就這麼斷定這首歌難聽?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAowSu9M3EtL 維尼
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「我聽過。」我弟似乎以為這麼說我就會把歌轉掉,但我可是狐狸欸?8964 copyright protection81PENANAfPgWZiuGob 維尼
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聰明又賤的存在!8964 copyright protection81PENANAV1geGBNKWX 維尼
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「把副歌完整唱出來就給你轉。」8964 copyright protection81PENANA7ZQpnCJjKm 維尼
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我弟一聽臉都綠了,認真聽了一會兒哼出了一些調,然後又被我要求清唱一次,而他為了清唱又繼續仔細聽了幾次,直到最後一次副歌結束⋯⋯8964 copyright protection81PENANAfhxGZoArXH 維尼
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「我學會了!」我弟興奮的說道,但是⋯⋯8964 copyright protection81PENANAGzVaOzJLlF 維尼
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「恭喜!你成功把它聽完了喔~」8964 copyright protection81PENANAPYGrJtt8Bv 維尼
「⋯⋯祝妳(問候語)」8964 copyright protection81PENANAyfh7vdWPFw 維尼
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結果你們知道這首歌結束後我給他聽什麼嗎?8964 copyright protection81PENANAhUg4itkayu 維尼
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「What does fox say!8964 copyright protection81PENANA73buItImz1 維尼
丁丁丁丁丁~」8964 copyright protection81PENANANmbfMPgYpU 維尼
「啊啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection81PENANAbDcGieJoBD 維尼
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聽到最後他軟啪啪的趴在了書桌上,一臉已經對世界產生絕望的模樣。8964 copyright protection81PENANA2pmdTWNwC8 維尼
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「好啦,給你聽我寫的歌。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAA8sLirHrF1 維尼
「你還是播Baby shark 吧。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAvAV0tzIMck 維尼
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太過分了吧?8964 copyright protection81PENANAmsqVsdwkiD 維尼
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