【校園/日常】杏壇中學眾生相 - [2-6]⼀年⼀度的例⾏公事

禮堂的燈光再度映照著杏壇中學的全體師生，觀眾安安靜靜，台上齊齊整整，現場氣氛一片詳和。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3fNruImST
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「以上為第二⼗五屆學⽣會內閣『極光』的全年財務報告。」「月光」主席講完，穩穩走回台上位子，把場面交還給主持人。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWmvyuThGG
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「有沒有⼈對第二⼗五屆學⽣會內閣的全年⼯作報告或者全年財務報告有疑問？」台上的主持如此發問，並聚精會神地留意台下動靜。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfMDRE0eMX
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不⼀會兒，戴著⾦框眼鏡的史sir朝台上點頭，⽰意進⼊下⼀個程序。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEU4OcT2RI
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「有沒有⼈動議通過第二⼗五屆學⽣會內閣的全年⼯作報告和全年財務報告？」「有沒有⼈和議通過第二⼗五屆學⽣會內閣的全年⼯作報告和全年財務報告？」主持⼈有序讀出接下來的議程。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISjHYdghFB
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按照規定，即使台下只有⼀位同學舉⼿⽀持通過這些上屆學⽣會留下來的報告，這些報告都會獲得通過。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bkh3GM3yF
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今天的這個「學⽣會特別會員⼤會」，雖然名稱帶著「特別」⼆字，但內容和「特別」⼆字實在沾不上邊，⼀直都只是杏壇中學⼀年⼀度的例⾏公事。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KugDjn11D
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前任學⽣會的報告通過⾨檻極度寬鬆，只需在滿場出席的學⽣中找到⼀名⽀持者即可通過。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyU4i5OuMs
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完全沒有任何懸念之下，第三⼗五屆學⽣會內閣的報告獲得了通過。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZdbp2HJcv
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接下來，「⽉光」的主席再度站起⾝。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tQ5zW1Tci
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在過去的投票⽇中，「⽉光」以⼀定的優勢擊敗了「天下」，離正式當上杏壇中學第二十六屆學生會內閣就差臨門一腳。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFHoK42RQK
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所差的⼀步，正正需要在今天的學⽣會特別會員⼤會完成。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ID2iFFf2T
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「⽉光」的主席和會計輪番上台，淡定地跟台下同學講著任期計劃，絲毫沒有懷疑過計劃會無法通過待會兒的「信任投票」——他們對此有著⼗⾜的把握。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNWtm9esWf
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⾸先，從數據上來說，杏壇中學建校⾄今，從來沒有出現過在選舉勝利的學⽣會候選內閣無法通過信任投票的事。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmLTNJiUUa
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其次，信任投票要求舉⼿贊成的同學⼈數需要多於反對的同學才能通過，但⼀個腦子正常的⼈，絕不會在這種地⽅舉⼿反對，和全場對著幹。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JoqSrqPGS
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最後，也是最重要的⼀點，學⽣會的報告⼀旦被否決，校⽅將會舉⾏「第⼆次學⽣會特別會員⼤會」，屆時同學將會再進⾏⼀次信任投票。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7twb7LAlHs
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如果第⼆次的信任投票依然不獲通過，學⽣會將會當場解散。本屬於學⽣會的職能將會交由四個學社⾃⾏分配，但該學⽣會將不會舉辦任何活動，只會維持學⽣會的基本運作。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i13rNv8PH
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學⽣會不舉辦任何活動的話，就連在聖誕聯歡會舉辦的歌唱⽐賽也會消失。來這大會的學生都是既得利益者，⼜怎可能無緣無故否決新任學⽣會的報告呢？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhPZtw5t1E
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預期⼯作報告、預期財務報告、全體的⾃我介紹⋯⋯770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvxoKGyZaH
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「接下來是質詢環節⋯⋯」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR5YVfH5n5
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「今年⾵平浪靜，沒有⼈炒熱氣氛，真是無聊。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FZFxrxwiL
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「我還特意來看⼀下熱鬧，早知道回家去了。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cq370iOuX
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即使來到了質詢環節，與會者還是⼀眾興致缺缺的樣⼦，有中六學⽣甚⾄選擇提早離場。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWs3nHk0te
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偌大的禮堂中，完全沒有一隻舉起的手。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vpTGBsAPm
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「看來想要發瘋的⼈，上⼀次也已經發完瘋了。」台上的陳擇俊低聲說。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7WAa04una
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「待會兒會舉⼿反對的，不是傻⼦就是想以此博取關注的⼩丑，這個表決真的只是例⾏公事⽽已。」明⽩報告的通過已經是板上釘釘的事，本就沒壓⼒的「⽉光」主席漸漸把⾝⼦靠在椅背上。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7QV5zoRj9
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看⾒沒有⼈舉⼿，主持⼈再次說：「有沒有⼈想要提問？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLKRqnMEmG
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「沒有⼈提問就不要勉強⼤家了，趕快結束吧。」台下的天才跟⾝旁的同學分享看法。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT6xXjcBBy
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再等了數秒，直⾄看到台下的⽼師再度傳來指⽰，主持⼈⽅敢宣布：「接下來進⼊表決階段。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9ml9QXXHp
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「同意通過第二⼗六屆候任學⽣會內閣全年⼯作以及財務報告的⼈請舉⼿。」禮堂內，無數手稀稀拉拉地舉了起來。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvGb1qPBY4
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「我們現在是不是舉⼿⽐較⾃然？」看到禮堂內⼀⼤群⼈舉⼿，本來沒什麼反應的中⼀學⽣也受到影響，舉起了他們的⼿。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1tJjlY21T
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「反對通過第二⼗六屆候任學⽣會內閣全年⼯作以及財務報告的⼈請舉⼿。」聽到這⼀句，剛才還在舉⼿的⼈們連忙收回了他們舉出的⼿，⽣怕被其他⼈誤會成無故反對的滋事份⼦。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRXDXCq5SX
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「我現在正式宣布，第二⼗六屆候任學⽣會內閣的全年⼯作以及財務報告得到通過。學⽣會特別會員⼤會到此結束，同學可以遵循指⽰離場。」到了最後，主持⼈仍舊保持著他專業的態度。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6HjAw2dNF
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隨著主持⼈說完最後⼀段話，如雷貫⽿的掌聲在下⼀刻便響徹全場，也不知道拍⼿者是在慶祝新任學⽣會的誕⽣，還是在慶祝這場例⾏公事不⾜⼆⼗分鐘就毫無波瀾地結束。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZgyjRY8Vt
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看著學⽣們陸續離開的⾝影，「⽉光」的主席竟然發現了前任學⽣會「極光」的副主席正⾝處其中。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRKd9cNxuW
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「加油啊！要成功舉辦聯校活動！」看到「⽉光」的主席看著他們，「極光」副主席在禮堂內最後方⼤喊。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4IRjBdlas
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看到這⼀幕，「⽉光」的主席⼼頭⼀暖。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4QVGjCCDg
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「加油，希望你們能夠做到我們做不到的事情。」今天完成了最後的⼯作，剛才⼀直在後台的前任學生會主席真摯地為眼前這群新上任的學⽣會成員獻上祝福。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MyYlnOFex
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說完，他就⼤步離開。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxdlx22UUc
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在這⼀天，「⽉光」正式坐上了杏壇中學第二十六屆學生會的位子。