【校園/日常】杏壇中學眾生相 - [2-5]中二病少年，屹立於操場之上

根據⾹城天⽂台的數據，今天的最⾼氣溫迫近攝⽒三⼗⼆度。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37KsP6xZBr
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「今天天氣不錯，⼤家出去先跑四圈操場熱⾝吧！」看到外⾯被太陽烤得發燙的操場，體育⽼師這樣說著。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ypQcqgZI9
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空氣中似乎還能嗅到土地燒焦的味道，如果有人跪在外面那個紅地，一定可以體驗到太陽的溫暖。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx7gASIDgh
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同學們以看著精神病的目光盯著體育老師。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA4HUbmu1l
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天氣不錯？怕是腦袋有問題吧。在這種天氣出去跑步，肯定沒兩下就會⼤汗淋漓。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHp2LVfjT4
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「這麼熱還叫我們跑步，我們會不會暈倒的？」有較為敢⾔的同學舉⼿發問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNIYTdeZC7
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「開始跑你們就會知道的了，很舒服的。」⽼師就像⼀隻披著⼈⽪的惡魔，勸誘著⼤家離開冷氣開放的有蓋操場。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9w7F3XDRg
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在⽼師⾯前，學⽣的掙扎會有⽤嗎？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVt8lojhUu
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於是，⼀群可憐的學⽣只能聽從⽼師的聖旨，⾛到室外炎熱的操場開始繞圈跑。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXWPeGnqQU
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「感覺全球暖化越來越嚴重了。現在都快⼗⽉了，不是應該是秋天了嗎？」林正君⼀邊慢跑著，⼀邊和⾝旁的友⼈討論。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbh3E1xfez
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「天⽂台不是最喜歡就是說『新界再低⼀兩度』嗎？這裡是新界對吧？」沒跑多久就已經出汗的天才嘀咕。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWlXNTFVZA
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「『新界再低⼀兩度』指的是在冬天的時候新界會較冷，現在那麼熱，新界⼤概、會再熱⼀點。」慢跑了⼀段時間，羅晨西開始微微喘氣。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRoTDtjN2E
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天才似乎懷疑資訊真實性，張⼝問了⼀句：「真的嗎？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCaXr0eMBy
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「我騙你，有甚麼，好處嗎？」羅晨西喘著氣地反問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQYNuRPZFm
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就在他們談話的時候，有位精神奕奕的同學雙腳像裝了⾺達⼀樣超過了他們，還拋下⼀句「你們就只有這種程度嗎？」來嘲諷他們。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDzaZDV2ph
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身穿的紫色運動服的他有著一頭短髮，五官上寫滿了如士兵一樣的堅定，可以輕易看出再烈的太陽都阻擋不了他運動的決心。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIS6AMqrig
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「Simon他瘋了。」羅晨西他們看著來人瀟灑遠去的背影說。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zSIMd1kjY
「這麼熱也在跑，以後叫他杏壇running man吧。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1ZcmqkWHB
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Simon平常沒事發⽣的時候看上去還⽐較正常，但⼀到體育課上就總是⼀副很熱⾎的樣⼦，精⼒旺盛得好像怎麼也⽤不完，嘴上還不時會說出中二的台詞。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oCx2FH9VI
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在慢悠悠晃著應付熱身，已經被羅晨西等⼈套圈的機神說：「還好吧，我之前和他聯機刷關的時候他也差不多是這個樣⼦。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AKyNw0pnm
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「就讓你們見識一下我的速度吧！」Simon又從他們身邊跑過。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP3qgYlWpc
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「你們偷玩竟然不叫我？」天才吼著Simon的背影。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVY54KhQwJM
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他們維持著⾃⼰的步調，超過了⼀個⼜⼀個的同學。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvVuG0zkzW
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林正君在超過慢⾛的封思諭時，還輕鬆地說了⼀句：「加油。」，但封思諭沒給他甚麼反應。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiJvNuijEe
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在這種要命的氣溫下，⼤家都只想著隨便應付熱⾝的四圈，真正認真在跑的⼈只有⼀個。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26TRkFXFsf
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羅晨西他們雖然只是在慢跑，但總計已經是前幾名完成的學⽣。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTpklMF6Nf
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等⼤部分⼈都熱⾝完畢後，體育⽼師吹響哨⼦，重新集合眾⼈。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJD9BA9fKq
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「只是⾛⾛，⾝都熱了，真的是熱⾝。」天才如是說。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxxL1y4Oor
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「好了，相信⼤家都知道下星期三就是我們學校的校運會，知不知道校運會最重要的東西是甚麼？」晃著手裡一疊表格的體育⽼師問著所有同學。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGCuQ1rKOl
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「⽼師之所以這樣問，無⾮是想公佈校運會的出場次序之類的東西。」封思諭看著體育⽼師拿著的表格，便明⽩了接下來的流程。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUUqJ78e94
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「提防有內奸出賣⾃⼰社運動員的出場順序。」機神一臉認真地答道。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzAEmTEsfO
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「體育精神？」林正君試探道。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo1VvwKWt9
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「運動飲品。」天才滿頭⼤汗地說著。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc87SJSpQh
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「報告！是我們⾃⼰！」Simon把頭抬得⾼⾼的，⼀臉⾃信地回答。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAuNmbRQJS
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「都錯，是時間表啊！沒有時間表，你們怎會知道你們甚麼時間⽐賽？」體育⽼師快要被氣死了。「你們現在可以先看看⾃⼰出場順序和校運會當天的時間表。記不住也不⽤擔⼼，你們可以在校運會的時候問⼀下你們的學社幹事。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx4M2AiePL
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放下時間表和賽跑的分組表格後，體育⽼師繼續說下去。「你們今年中⼀屬於丙組，不要去錯組別了。還有，你們有很多⼈都報名了跳遠項⽬，所以我接下來會教你們如何跳遠，想看的留下，其他⼈⾃由活動。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqCCa2AxRq
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說完，體育⽼師就指派了兩個同學去幫他抬東西出來。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmhmNaVlW4
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「怎麼完全沒有⼈報800⽶、1500⽶、3000⽶這些項⽬？大家也太弱了吧？看來必須要我出場了。」看到男⼦丙組⻑跑項⽬的參賽名單上空空如也，剛才最快完成熱⾝的Simon在摩拳擦掌，顯得躍躍欲試。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvh6wiNcE3c
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由於杏壇中學規定中⼀級的學⽣需要參加⾄少⼀項⽥項（例：跳⾼、跳遠、三級跳）和⼀項徑項（例：100⽶短跑），所以即使再不情不願，他們也要報名參賽。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzBMXLDoHE
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這個規定造成的結果，就是能夠最快跑完的100⽶短跑和看上去最易完成的跳遠有⼤量的學⽣參賽。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuqG1gdB67
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「天才，沒想到100⽶有這麼多⼈去跑，我們兩個也分得到同⼀組。」機神擠到⼀個好位置，在看他⾃⼰報名的項⽬。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHjCE1a6Kf
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「正所謂『狹路相逢勇者勝』，到時候就看看誰才是勇者。」天才⼀如既往地說著引⽤來的句⼦。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z9O4uMA2K
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「我是200⽶的第⼆組，和林正君在同⼀組啊。」羅晨西正是看準了⼤部分⼈都參加100⽶跑，因此在報名的時候和林正君⼀起選擇了200⽶跑，看看有沒有機會憑運氣拿個獎牌回來玩玩。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3gCyMWnLp
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⼀眼望去，名單上的男⼦丙組100⽶跑參賽者⾄少說有六⼗多⼈，⽽200⽶跑的參賽者雖然明顯較少，但也有接近三⼗⼈。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkFLDHNxAP
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「我們的算盤根本拍不響啊。」羅晨西說完扭頭一看，才發現林正君不在⾝旁。「咦，他⼈呢？」

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涼快的有蓋操場內。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7xThWNoCv
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「喂！封思諭，為甚麼你要不務正業在這裡休息？」看到封思諭完全沒有查看參賽名單，林正君⾺上追上站在有蓋操場的封思諭。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqhFmXSopv
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「⼜是你。」封思諭⼼裡暗暗叫苦。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBi3Os1zBN
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他沒好氣地回道：「我是⼯作⼈員，不會參賽。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzZebeA5CP
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林正君驚呼⼀聲「還有這種好事」，便轉⾝準備跑回⼈群。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaasQWBTBi
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「還好他容易打發。」封思諭還沒⾼興多久，林正君離開的腳步就僵住了。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6DYT3JLOJ
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「我突然⼜記起了，所以你上次在看的那本書⋯⋯」聽到他折返問⾃⼰這個問題，封思諭快要暈倒了。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19yQwo6CG0
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接下來，封思諭好不容易才把對方趕走。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1Epkt5YPK
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「現在情況是？」林正君從有蓋操場跑了過來。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CpXwhryrR
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「你剛才跑去吹冷氣了？」羅晨西看著他⾛來的⽅向，語帶責怪地說著。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4NdOqqJKC
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林正君擺擺⼿，說：「我剛才去了教導不務正業的同學。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgC7hIEKNu
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「原來啊！當⼯作⼈員，可以不⽤參賽。」他興奮地說著。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL16XJM3R7
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「你那聽來的消息？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGDTxMhV0M
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「封思諭說的，他說他是⼯作⼈員。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NZJv0ElWS
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「有熱⽔有熱⽔⋯⋯」正在抬著膠墊的兩⼈嘗試驅散⼈群。看到⽼師準備教導跳遠技巧，聚在附近的⼈都討論著是要留下，還是去⾃由活動。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVTXs6b8tD
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「聽不聽？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oCYDHZ7xy
「來都來了，聽聽吧。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeUi74Ppc9
「不如先去有蓋操場降降溫。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVIhyljCl1
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⼤家隨意地說著，⼤部份⼈都沒有對校運會燃起想要爭勝的⽕光。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i7wxS4gFi
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畢竟是被逼上場，並沒有甚麼必須勝利的理由。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXJ9wzkUeD
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「沒有人來打籃球嗎？我來一個打一個，來一雙打一雙！」Simon狂拍著手上的籃球，在操場上見人就問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCueFX2rbg
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「中二病少年，屹立於操場之上。」身在有蓋操場的天才暗中觀察著他。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxuBg3EFEc
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「我怎樣看都覺得你的中二病比他嚴重。」他身旁的機神拿了塊乒乓球球拍，一下把乒乓球發了出去。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlByEqYHejY
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乒乓球落到桌上，又彈到地上，這表示機神直接得分成功。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUclTxt3QCp
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「一比零。」機神淡淡說。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJOJy3Wyp3
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「機神你搞偷襲？我們不是還沒開始嗎！」天才氣急敗壞起來。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiFLGEnXv4
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體育課就在二人的對線中結束了。