【校園/日常】杏壇中學眾生相 - [1-5]時下中⼀學⽣平均⽔準

封思諭⾄今仍未能習慣班群中每天會出現過千條的信息。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkek3o5QI7
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⾃開學以來已經過了⼀個星期，班群中討論各種事情的活躍程度絲毫不減。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSBLBq61d0
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＋6881 XXXX 已將群組名稱從「1A班怪勿彈珠同好會」改成「1A（禁⽌洗版）」

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點進班群，封思諭⼜看到⼀⼤堆沒有營養的對話。為免被同學滋擾，封思諭早已將群組調成靜⾳，但有時候他也會幻想⼀下有重要資訊在班群發佈。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwSqacLWrA
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⾃班群建⽴以來，封思諭看得最多的是各種遊戲的情報，不然就是痛罵某孫姓⽼師的不近⼈情，和課業有關的東西影子都見不著。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOc8T8iAup
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在這段時間內，班級內漸漸出現了幾個團體。最主要有以羅晨西為⾸的男⼦組，以及以王欣⾬為⾸的⼥⼦組，兩個⼩組間相處融洽，總體來說班內氣氛和諧。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyjhTxR9m3
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封思諭認為過於和諧不是⼀件好事，因為這令上課的環境變得⾮常吵。同學們在⼤部分的課堂上都會製造出⼤量譟⾳，唯獨上孫⽼師的課堂時才會⽐較安靜，畢竟沒有⼈想招惹她。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhED610k6jb
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孫⽼師的罵⼈次數之多甚至引來了同學對所有被罵的情況進⾏案例分析，嘗試找出關連。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQBdOrwp80
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「根據統計，⾄今為⽌班內有8⼈（佔全班同學的25%）被孫⽼師進⾏過思想教導，當中7⼈（佔整體87.5%）是因爲沒帶上課⽤品或是通告，剩下的那1個⼈則是開學第⼀天就遲到。現時因罵⼈⽽損失的教學時間⼤約為33分鐘，佔總上課時間的13.4%，我希望這個數字未來可以呈下降趨勢。」——摘錄⾃該報告

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「這裹⼤家有沒有發現？2加3是5，3加上5是8，接下來⋯⋯」任教數學的陳⽼師，也就是「陳伯」的⼿上拿著紅⾊圓珠筆，在筆記本上留下⼀個⼜⼀個的箭頭。

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這一切都透過投影屏幕顯⽰給學⽣。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGyU4Zfgde
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「叮、噹、叮、噹——叮、噹、叮、噹——」下課鈴再⼀次地響起。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucWYVnwPw1
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「我不浪費⼤家⼩息時間了，起⽴，各位同學再⾒。」陳⽼師雖然因外貌⽼成被學⽣稱為陳伯，但是平常對學⽣挺好的。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcwxuspZYc
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「陳⽼師再⾒！」知道可以準時⼩息，1A的學⽣的敬禮也有⼒了幾分。

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「余創常你還未加我好友。」陳老師一走，⼀位同學直接取出⼿機打開好友列表，向余創常展⽰。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWYMRHPajP
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「現在不是討論這個問題的時候了，再不下去⼩賣部就要排起⻑隊了。」羅晨西插嘴，提醒大家分清輕重。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpGLmsA3xp
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⼀個看起來⼀臉傻相的男學⽣正在打開不同的儲物櫃，⼝中唸唸有詞：「怎麼沒有新的零⾷⋯⋯」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0LIgnQjVO
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「還給我！還給我！」氣急敗壞的林正君正在追著⾃⼰被同學奪⾛的筆袋。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxemxXAW1z
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封思諭正在座位上嘗試集中注意⼒閱讀歷史課本。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl72CKow0U9
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在正式上學的第⼆⽇，孫⽼師就已經重新編排過了座位表。值得慶幸的是，⾃⼰的位置依然是在⼀個⾓落，理應很難有事情波及到⾃⼰。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94apsqBAji
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在封思諭有這種想法的下⼀刻，他⼿上的歷史課本被⾶來的筆袋打歪了。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQWvPZWeaf
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「接著！」沒有留下⼀聲道歉，這位不知名的同學⾺上過來撿⾛了筆袋，打算拋給他的同伙。結果，這兩個⼈直接在教室內玩起傳接球來。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEOCY8YITM
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「不⾏，這個地⽅沒有辦法待下去了。」眼見鬧劇沒完沒了，封思諭決定離開教室，尋找⼀個安靜的地⽅。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrSpVYU1Wl
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⾛出1A班的教室，右邊是廁所，左邊是其他教室。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiE8B5S7LU
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在校園遊蹤的時候，他就有留意到每層⾛廊盡頭的位置還有⼀條短廊。要到達那個地⽅，得先穿過⼀樓的其他五個教室。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCqKQrSGDj
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⾛廊上有幾個學⽣在倚著欄杆看操場的人打籃球，邊看邊對操場上的⼈評頭論⾜。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8v2ulh54M
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「出⼿太低，這球不進。」「你⼜來了，每次的預測結果都是相反的。」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V552Sn06S
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封思諭⾛過了1D班，意外⽬擊了⼀個推銷現場。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedW1XbaPgl
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「雖然現在時間緊迫，但只要你給我五塊，我⼿上這份功課就是你的了。」⼀個戴著圓框眼鏡的⼥⽣笑眯眯地推銷。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNC81Y8mZ70
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「但這種事情⼀旦習慣⋯⋯」被推銷的⼈低著頭，⼀臉擔⼼地托著眼鏡。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxISOyNOam
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看到對⽅似乎猶豫不決，她繼續說：「五塊連樓下⼩賣部的燒賣都買不起，但可以買到⼀個免於被懲罰的機會，想想都覺得超值的啦！」282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qr2TauWsP
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「⽽且，你看看現在的時間？」她指向教室內的時鐘，迫使對⽅作出決定。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDD0EAZTVp
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接著，她遊刃有餘地把玩著⼿上的五元硬幣，等待著對⽅接受交易。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvf2l9nbfyN
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接下來，封思諭⼜⾛過了6C班和6D班，他本以為中六級的學⽣臨近DSE會全部留在座位上溫習，但是並沒有。和1A班相⽐，除了沒有⼈會搶奪筆袋和搜索儲物櫃外，並沒有甚麼⼤分別。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpz2llsQyL
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轉⼊短廊，他看到的房間是社⼯室。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl61blNxATM
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「社⼯，我的同學令我的精神狀態受到影響，我發現⾃⼰現在好像變得易怒和不理智。」這是他看到社⼯室的第⼀個念頭。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHI7vvdLbB
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封思諭為⾃⼰突然出現的無稽主意失笑起來。雖然他不會去看社⼯，但這條短廊的確是⼀個安靜的地⽅。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mHmhuCo24
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秋天的陽光照耀著這條短廊，為人們帶來了些許暖意。282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EQQTZCul0
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慶幸著以後⾃⼰不⽤帶⽿塞上學，封思諭打開了他⼿上的歷史課本，度過了⼩息剩下的時間。