【校園/日常】杏壇中學眾生相 - [1-2] ⾃我介紹是國際慣例

1A教室裡笑聲不斷，桌椅間竄動著同學們的身影，空氣中滿是新學年的躁動。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGzbMu3GPf
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「大家都是1A的吧？要不我建個班群？」一個女生站起身，語氣平靜地徵詢意見。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrnPaM9K42
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「好主意，我贊成！」另一個女生立刻附和。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSIN7bDFEb
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就這樣，兩個女生開始湊在一起討論，又拿出一張白紙不知想做些甚麼。

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剛才借走功課的那位停下了抄寫暑期作業的右⼿，恭敬地向後⽅的同學發問：「那個同學。你這裡是不是做錯了？」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVHg3a3yfj
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羅晨西瞥了⼀眼暑期作業，說：「不⾜為奇，全部都是亂做的。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjYMUUtfAd
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坐在羅晨西⾝旁的林正君仿佛是要急著澄清甚麼，⼤聲地說：「我的是認真做的。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz4bbUe82h
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看著⼿上正確率頗⾼的作業，抄襲者在⼼中嘀咕：「我完全看不出這功課是亂做的。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsetmLMRXi
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「叮、噹、叮、噹——叮、噹、叮、噹——」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpp7huMczM
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九點整，校鈴響起，一位中年女教師踏進1A班。封思諭一眼認出，她正是面試時那位考官。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXKTmUIjBn
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「你們小學老師都這麼放縱你們？」她開口第一句，就讓教室的熱鬧瞬間凍結。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9huNpL1GQ
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一番訓話後，孫老師簡單介紹了自己，便開始收暑期作業。兩名忘了帶作業的學生當場挨罵，其中一個高個子男生竟被罵得當眾落淚。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjU9pA92P1O
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還沒等大家收拾心情，全班就被轉移⾄禮堂。

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⼀⼤群學⽣在禮堂圍成⼀個個⼩圓圈，聆聽校規介紹。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7kyaKPdEx
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「我們的學校講求校⾵純樸，所以我們對同學的紀律要求相當⾼。同學⼀旦⽋交功課，或是其他上課⽤品，將會被扣⼀分紀律分。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD9xapXanE
半禿著頭的訓導主任站在講台上，聲音低沉而嚴厲。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwypdrzr9c3
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「以下這點⼗分重要，希望同學注意，⼿提電話是不可以在學校使⽤的，如果被校⽅發現，初犯者將會被扣⼀分紀律分和沒收電話，再犯者⋯⋯」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZV0EznDya
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「⽋交⼀下功課就會扣分，我死定了。」林正君小聲嘀咕，和旁邊的羅晨西表達出⼼底的擔⼼。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKHhdf8WY8
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「不怕啦，⼗分紀律分才會變成缺點；三個缺點才會變成⼀個⼩過；三個⼩過才會變成⼀個⼤過；三個⼤過才會被踢出校。我⾄今才⾒過⼀個⼈被踢出校⽽已。」負責這⼀組的學⻑插⼊了對話，輕挑的語氣令⼈無法分辨他是認真發⾔還是開玩笑。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRDi5ZUl6G
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「那看來我有機會是第⼆個⋯⋯」聽到學⻑也發話了，林正君變得更害怕，連⾝體都開始顫抖。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxnXUJf176
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「陳擇俊！你可不可以不要胡亂和別⼈裝熟啊？」同組的學姐盯著這邊，氣⿎⿎地斥責同伴。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hI1XsmqG0
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「莊⼦澄！你連我現在和學弟妹交流的⾃由都要剝奪嗎？你是我的甚麼⼈啊？」眼⾒⾃⼰剛開始說話便被責備，陳擇俊不⽢⽰弱地還擊。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6VZyJynvn
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⼀時語塞的莊⼦澄漲紅著臉，把⽬光放回台上，假裝聆聽訓導主任的演講。

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半小時後。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78i73WSvOt
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「根據國際慣例，我們要輪流⾃我介紹。我是3A班的陳擇俊，亦是蘭社今年其中⼀位幹事，我會在今天的迎新日中協助⼤家熟悉校園環境。下⼀個到你。」陳擇俊⽤⼿擺出⼀個「請」的⼿勢，⾯帶笑意地望向莊⼦澄。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKY5jYP4rr
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「我怎麼沒有聽過國際慣例是要做這些毫無意義的事？」想當然的，封思諭沒有把這番話說出⼝。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF878vvbjAI
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「說起來，你剛才看的那本書是？」林正君還是很執著封思諭今早看的那本書，再次向封思諭搭話。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yMdkYANjr
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「這家伙真是沒完沒了，我就看他耐⼼甚麼時候才⽤盡！」封思諭沒有任何回應，只是把臉別去另⼀邊。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBhBHlu5Lg
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「我是3A班的莊⼦澄⋯⋯」莊⼦澄向⼤家露出友善的微笑。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQzFsu6q1X
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「所以可以叫她莊⼦。」眼⾒有機可乘，陳擇俊進⾏補充說明。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImBtaYT40W
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「⋯⋯我對中國⽂學⽅⾯⽐較有興趣，另外我是⽵社的幹事。」莊⼦澄乾脆俐落地完成⾃我介紹。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSrpUTKaFT
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「我叫封思諭，我是蘭社的，完。」穿著紫⾊運動服的封思諭心知這是廢話，但他不想在⼀眾陌⽣⼈⾯前展露⾃⼰個⼈興趣，⽽且他也不認為有⼈會對這些事感興趣。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw6G6uinlh
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「封思諭你的諭是哪⼀個諭？治癒的癒？遇⾒的遇？還是⋯⋯」說到單字的讀⾳，莊⼦澄興致勃勃地展開追問，身體也傾前了幾分。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK3SBygSCR
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「有⾔字作偏旁的那個。」眼看被點名回答問題，封思諭也唯有回答。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1syMOd9fP
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「哦〜諭這個詞有明⽩、了解的意思，你的⽗⺟⼀定是希望你可以好好透過思考來了解事情，是個好名字呢。」莊⼦澄點頭表⽰肯定。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSKslgutCD
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「哦〜那你不就很強！莊⼦是戰國時期著名的⽂學家，你的⽗⺟肯定是希望你可以成為⽂學少⼥，到圖書館吃書，是個好名字呢。」陳擇俊現學現賣，抓住機會嘲諷對方。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLHT06seS8
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莊⼦澄鼻梁上端正地架著一副紫框眼鏡，右手輕握著黑色外皮的平板電腦，擺出一副冷臉後，她還真有幾分文學少女的神韻。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDxzSei9xZ
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「下⼀個吧。」假裝沒聽到陳擇俊的嘲諷，莊⼦澄冷靜地主持下去，⼼底決定不再點評別⼈的名字。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8VQFuSYjL

「誰會在乎這些千篇一律的廢話？」其他人的自我介紹像流水線上的產品，讓封思諭愈發不耐。

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「我是梅社的余創常。我今天差⼀點就沒有暑期作業可交，不過沒關係，尼采曾經說過『那些殺不死你的，都會令你變得更強⼤』⋯⋯」余創常自我介紹著。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3d1gCbjRc
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余創常的膚色是健康的麥色，說話的時候不時環視著圍著他的同學，唇角總是帶著明顯的笑意，彷彿想引導其他人被自己的發言逗笑。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wx5Q8er8n
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「好，你可以回去等消息了。」雖然聽得一頭霧水，但陳擇俊仍然點頭表⽰收到。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0yd3YqGq5
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緊接著的是借功課被抄的。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjMyoVM9gT
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「我是菊社的羅晨西，⼤家可以叫我Sunny。我也分享⼀下今早的經歷吧，就是我借了給他抄功課⋯⋯」羅晨西⼀臉輕鬆地向在場的⼈宣告。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFEGVFfU9f
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「我提醒⼀下你們，以後你們千萬不要這樣⼤聲把這些有⾵險的事情說出來！否則隨時會惹上⿇煩。」莊⼦澄神⾊⼀凜，隨即向其他⼈發出警告。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXjhCHARVr
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「在這所杏壇中學內，你永遠不會知道你⾝邊的⼈會不會突然出賣你⋯⋯」陳擇俊低著頭，整個⼈突然變得陰鬱起來。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsTlVodVlz
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他剛⼊學的時候，也是像這群中⼀⽣一樣喜歡胡⾔亂語，過著隨⼼所欲的校園⽣活。如果不是「那件事」的發⽣，如果沒有那個極其多事的領袖⽣，如果他沒有受到慘痛的教訓，他就不會變成現在的模樣。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xhb0OhH8P
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現在的他雖然表現出來的⾏為沒有多⼤的改變，但早在⾏動之前多出了幾番的思量，絕不會說出落下把柄的發⾔。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5qY0dhNhN
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「這件事的確是我考慮不周。」明⽩到⾃⼰失⾔，羅晨西⾃我檢討道。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4EvWoTbGv
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他認真地回道：「我明⽩了，謝謝你們告知。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvjO4xlyBr
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「好！既然⼤家都⼰經完成⾃我介紹！那我們現在就出發！」陳擇俊⼀下⼦抬起頭來，剛才臉上的陰鬱已經⼀掃⽽空。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k4QmBzDnO
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「出甚麼啦！還有⼀個⼈沒有⾃我介紹！」莊⼦澄沒好氣地提醒。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzdXkrsXLG
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察覺到林正君被跳過，羅晨西調侃道：「可能林正君你太矮了，沒注意到也很正常。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6QexdZaeP
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「我是蘭社的林正君，我有144cm的，完。」說到「144」時，林正君加重了語氣。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ytl7JZzr7
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「好，這次是真的出發了！」陳擇俊似乎很興奮。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHH1zBNtnr
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「出發？出去哪裡？」羅晨西向他提問。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUNbscejXW
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「校園遊蹤啊，沒玩過嗎？」陳擇俊⽴刻向對⽅反問。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvV5HD3GFM
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「簡單來說，就是我們帶你們去參觀學校，途中回答⼀些關於學校的問題。問題就儲存在這個平板電腦上。」莊⼦澄揚了揚⼿上的平板電腦。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHdEqospR4
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「提提⼤家，這個校園遊蹤是要⾾快的。所以我們的進度已經落後了，⼤家快跟上我！」說完陳擇俊⼀⾺當先地跑到禮堂的⾨⼝。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AKgdxo2OM
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幾個⼈穿過禮堂的⼤⾨，來到了⼀樓的⾛廊。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKBtFoV80H
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「咦？其他⼈呢？」⾨外的陳擇俊把右⼿平放在額上，作勢張望。余創常回頭⼀看，只有寥寥幾個⼈的⾝影。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YcAAjglUJ
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「其他⼈怎麼慢吞吞的？」有⼈埋怨道。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzMCnpcNA9
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「那是因為跑這麼快也沒有⽤。」封思諭推開禮堂的⼤⾨，和其他人一起出現在眾⼈眼前。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgJP9DdEi2
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「校園遊蹤的計時是由你們看到題⽬那刻開始計時的，不是現在就開始的。你⼀下⼦就跑出去是在搞甚麼⿁？」莊⼦澄語氣激動，明顯對陳擇俊脫節的舉動⾮常不滿。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad2cJoDpMf
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她和陳擇俊即將連續同班三年，還是搞不懂對⽅的⾏為模式。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehddtGtY7y
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羅晨西張開了嘴，欲⾔⼜⽌，⼼想：「這學⻑不太可信，枉我剛剛才對他改觀。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXbyPX1PXH
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「是這樣嗎？現在⽬測所有⼈都在吧，那⼤家跟著我！」確認沒有⼈掉隊後，陳擇俊對著其他⼈揮⼿⽰意出發。