【校園/日常】杏壇中學眾生相 - [0-3]心算小王子

眾人走到地下，寬廣的有蓋操場傳來了陣陣風扇扇葉轉動的聲音，乒乓球球桌的網被風吹得微微顫抖。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIlzbH5Qsu
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第⼀題：本校學⽣⼀旦被扣除紀律分，需於每天的兩個⼩息到本校的禁閉室作⾃我檢討，以避免重複犯錯。請問本校的禁閉室位於哪⼀層？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T29w1ld5V
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平板電腦只有一台，大家擠到莊子身旁，搶著看校園遊蹤的題目。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgzkS8VvqJ
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「A。」瞄到題⽬⼀眼，封思諭便馬上扔出答案。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h9yxjq3wp
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「理性分析一下，這活動是要帶我們參觀校園，現在在地下出發，禁閉室一定也在這層。」羅晨西恍然大悟，在林正君耳旁耳語著。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmhz2kBI6U
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高大的學長停在原地，似乎在思索著甚麼。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwqNeWum3v
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「我們在這裡先把題⽬完成吧。」學長敲了敲校務處⾨外的桌⼦，⽰意拍檔把平板電腦放上來。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z2Qjioify
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戴著紫框眼鏡的莊子柳眉一皺，但還是照做。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14tLMQvjS6
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第二題：2017-2018年度學生會主席是誰？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9zWdL2yvs
A. Wong Sze Ching B. Wong Tsz Hei C. Kwan Shing Chung D. Lee Hou Long511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLY8Y0SLut
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選項全是拼音，顯然想讓中一新生瞄向右邊那塊塞滿人名拼音的「英雄榜」——歷屆學生會長和四社社長的名字都在上面。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36NWGhjA4W
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「看來大家知道怎樣找答案，我不浪費時間了，這題答案是C。」⼀察覺到有⼈有向右看的跡象，學長⽴⾺公佈答案。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2LCTuhWfh
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說到這裡，學長⼜敲了⼀下桌⼦。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eZESkXMNY
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「第⼆題更簡單，⼤家看右邊。這塊東西叫英雄榜，可以⾒到上⾯寫了歷屆學⽣會主席和社⻑。不⽤我再說了吧？下⼀題！」學長⼀副趕著下班的樣⼦，快速地完成了解說。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9haVBMigin
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戴著黃框眼鏡的學長還在逐題解釋。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjZO9sAr7d
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「Sadly，平常⼈路過也可以看到學⽣會室內的情況。然後為何學⽣會室在地⾯這方面⋯⋯ 有說法是校⽅希望學⽣會能更『貼地』。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAdWDu2ma5
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「紫⾊，蘭社；紅⾊，梅社；綠⾊，⽵社；⿈⾊，菊社。其實就是四種花的顏色。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyRtSAnZ2K
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身高一米七五的他戴著一副厚厚的黃框眼鏡，再厚的鏡片也掩蓋不了他好客的眼神。

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他這刻猶如一位即興指揮樂團的指揮家，在一句又一句的急速解釋中，把所有人都拉進了他的節奏中。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcvcruQXc8
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「這⼀題有點難，中⼀⾄中四的教室是⼀⾄四樓，但其他的⋯⋯啊！407室這個位置是E班的，答案是E！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxi7Y91OtI
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「學校有三條樓梯，從我們這個位置看，近到遠分別叫『前梯』、『中梯』和『後梯』。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FFXDoT46A
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「你覺得化學實驗室這個整間學校中最易發⽣⽕災的地⽅會在⼆樓？」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8CmCe1sgL
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學長時⽽給予提⽰；時⽽加以解釋；時⽽直接上場「代打」，很快就把所有題⽬都解決了。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T7OZLzXCW
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「⼋分⼆⼗三秒輕鬆完成⼆⼗題，即是平均⋯⋯」學長宣告完成的時間。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9b0v19uJub
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「⼋分⼆⼗三秒除以⼆⼗的話⋯⋯」林正君抬頭向天，喃喃自語著。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyvi2gn9UB
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羅晨西看著他這個樣子，在心底舒心一笑。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2orLdPat9k
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他又要來了，語文小學的心算小王子。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKH37Mxjqf
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「應該是⼆⼗五點⼀五秒？」他語氣遲疑地回答。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL4DBlqcQO
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「⼼算果然有⼀⼿哦。」雖然不知道正確與否，但羅晨西決定先稱讚對⽅。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QvufvDxVG
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「你叫甚麼名字？」一向輕挑的學長語氣似乎變得嚴肅。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUMdBJjpAZ
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「林⋯⋯正君。」林正君低著頭，斷斷續續地說。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmks5mXhk5S
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「今年蘭社的數理週或許會派你出戰。」學長的樣子不像開玩笑。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya12YalgN8
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「甚麼？」他純真稚嫩的臉上寫滿了驚惶，像是覺得自己做錯了甚麼一樣。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pliyBtueo
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「那現在我們很快地帶⼤家去參觀校園。」學長像一個導遊一樣揮起手來。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVlqCEppPo
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眾人沿著樓梯走上了三樓。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmiyqrFws2
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「⼤家請看，301室就是3A班。」高大的學長⾛向了3A的⼤⾨，接著說：「雖然這道⾨看上去是鎖上的⋯⋯」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMHYMOIX8f
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他一扭⾨把，門鎖咔咔作響，的確是鎖上的。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqbgjyojTZ
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他頓了頓說：「⋯⋯但事實上也是鎖上的。但是，我們仍然可以有辦法開這道⾨。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP4Tc8RRsK
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接著，學長即場⽰範所謂的⽅法。他把3A班⾨旁的窗⼾打開，把⼿伸到窗後，便輕鬆地從內側拉開了⾨把。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV4BeUGpnk
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演⽰完畢後，他⽐出⼀個讚，向⼤家說：「想當年我中一的時候，開⾨從來都不用慢吞吞地等班⻑。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6cCAJdsf1
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「說起來，你剛才看的那本書是？」在學長講解的時候，林正君還是很執著封思諭今早看的那本書，再次向對方搭話。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ203FYhuZt1
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封思諭沒有任何回應，只是把臉別去另⼀邊。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGlLzSzYYS
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「時間也差不多了，我們回禮堂吧。」學姐看了⼀下⾃⼰⼿錶，提醒⾛在⼤隊前⽅的學長。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbriKZgbwD
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學長突然停下了腳步，回頭看著大家。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl32XXAhnwP
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只見他表情嚴肅地和眾⼈說：「Well，我不⼩⼼忘記了⼀個極度重要的事要提醒你們！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0Zj2CI1yJ
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羅晨西看著學長這張臉，內心對他沒有任何期待。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrhtPAKfss
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「叫他們不要⼤聲把抄功課之類的事說出來？不然會被總領袖生錄音。」學姐神⾊⼀凜。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWElRyUAe4
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「在這所杏壇中學內，你永遠不會知道你⾝邊的⼈會不會突然出賣你⋯⋯」一直陽光的學長低著頭，整個⼈突然變得陰沉起來。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr8qzHXi3Z
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羅晨西以認真的目光重新審視眼前的人。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gNTNpmuHS
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甚麼？總領袖生？錄音？出賣？我有聽錯嗎？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB0leFLWSQ
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天上的烏雲積上了厚厚一層，早上的陽光已不再復現。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggblF2S7FP
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「啊，我要說的不是這個。」學長臉上的陰霾突然⼀掃⽽空。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8h6TVrrl1
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他遺憾地向眾⼈宣布：「1A班對吧？你們這班真的是抽到下下簽，班主任是全校最凶猛的⽼師，⼈送外號『杏壇SMG』。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55zBQpfQnh
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「什麼人送的外號，分明是你自封的，你這個『杏壇外號王』！」學姐沒好氣地打斷，瞪了拍檔一眼。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWynHOHeU48
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「進教室前敲⾨保⾃⾝安全，不要忘帶她上課⽤品或功課。」學長顯得⼗分焦急，語速也加快了。「雙⼿接過她⼿上物品，不要被她看到有別班的⼈在1A。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJaknEqYK5
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「That's all，現在先下去集合。」說罷，學長就此跨級⾛下了樓梯。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwN36ijdW0
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羅晨西從樓梯間的窗戶望出去，只見天上掛滿了灰曚曚的雨雲，彷彿下一刻就要下起大雨一樣。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwBsN5uOzi
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目前還找不到和其他人結交的機會。