【第玖案、山神悲歌】58Please respect copyright.PENANA19nH8enS09
結束開店前的小插曲,平淡的日常再次轉動了起來。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5z7cs240E
才不是。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7Xov4L80CI
開業即忙碌,一周內接下三十一件訂單、送走四位迷途之靈,讓身體尚未康復的塗山存不時犯頭疼。體力快透支的他,一張臉煞白,看著病懨懨的,幸虧馮裕農自願加班分擔,讓他能多喘幾口氣。58Please respect copyright.PENANAEId8ojC2Mv
修復玩偶的工作暫且晾一旁,塗山存在咖啡牆櫃前徘徊,醫生道他近期頻繁的頭疼或許與攝取過多咖啡因有關,讓他減少每日飲用咖啡的次數。58Please respect copyright.PENANAuke7aMJgHg
猶豫半晌,他取下一罐紅玉茶包,以及濃縮的柚子茶果醬一同拌熱水沖泡,正逢秋燥,亦能緩解喉嚨乾澀。58Please respect copyright.PENANASqYCjjmqm4
帶著泡好的熱飲入座沙發後,他點開一早便叮咚個不停的LINE群組——【我活不過三十,你們也別想活過】58Please respect copyright.PENANAuq8S228VDC
/蘇丹傾女友粉:【我不去。】58Please respect copyright.PENANATGqcxBq35x
/1959動保專線:【我祁家兩百年盛事必定美酒佳餚buffet吃到飽,你這個酒空竟然不來?】58Please respect copyright.PENANAOIAky2JsBH
/1959動保專線:【是不是還沒醒酒?】58Please respect copyright.PENANAvGe43UECPm
/蘇丹傾女友粉:【我擲骰一算,最近不宜外出。】58Please respect copyright.PENANA2bzKAtzrIv
/1959動保專線:【你那骰子難道還能骰出6以外的數字了?我都懷疑你是不是對骰子動手腳了。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAO6cyfPbQ8x
塗山存見其吐槽,噗呲一笑。確實沒見過姚花妍擲出6以外的骰面。58Please respect copyright.PENANA3alMdXdYl9
/蘇丹傾女友粉:【總之我不去,但你記得多寄些酒給我,上次你給的那幾罈早喝光了。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAHPsI6K7dbx
/1959動保專線:【我阿嬤說以後一罈算你1748元,不二價。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAixDoj77ZDK
1748,你去死吧。民間傳言若見到鬼或是鬼打牆、鬼壓床,能以穢語將其嚇退,實則不然,此舉甚是容易惹怒靈體招惹不必要的麻煩,損陰德的事少幹,故此四人常以數字諧音來取代髒話。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkGwALxv6ld
/1959動保專線:【@司徒璟 @存,你們兩個快給老子回訊息!】58Please respect copyright.PENANAANb3ZP8cSl
/存:【我不是說店裡忙不過來,所以不去了嗎?】58Please respect copyright.PENANAoBWEh6AzkX
/1959動保專線:【必須都給我來!我難得光宗耀祖一回,都給我來!別逼我情勒你們!】58Please respect copyright.PENANAnWIctBm7WW
幾天前,祁堪特意電話邀請他參加祁氏暌違兩百年的迎神祭典——《萬聆祭》,恭迎新山神上任、恭送老山神回歸昊天。58Please respect copyright.PENANARgcRaX1cKe
塗山存想,如此隆重的祭典固然會動員整個祁氏,他不喜歡人多的地方,加上是入夜舉行,是必得留下過一夜,於是就直接拒絕了。58Please respect copyright.PENANANI2VMAA4N6
或許有人就會困惑頂多兩天一夜的行程,反正店裡的事有馮裕農能代為處理,僅因為不善交際就不去目睹如此盛典實在可惜。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOovbPFuzj5
是的,塗山存之所以不願前往另有緣由。58Please respect copyright.PENANAUGNhjBgqNa
/存:【不瞞你說,那日聽到這消息後,我半夜輾轉難眠。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAGkkkykyBfD
/1959動保專線:【蛤?】58Please respect copyright.PENANAaQZNVKzZ4P
/存:【我思想起你之前給過我一張黃符,說是和阿公新研究出能防惡靈、阻止我家生意興隆用的,但那日聽聞新山神是狼妖飛升後,我左思右想,總覺哪裡不對勁……】58Please respect copyright.PENANA1HT10NLqCC
/存:【其實那符紙真正的作用,是替祁氏未來的新山神指路的“引路符”吧。】58Please respect copyright.PENANA16vSISxOWW
/存:【你們祖孫二人在暗算我。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAPcpXcRVTKZ
/蘇丹傾女友粉:【什麼什麼?祁氏終於要“吃下”塗山氏了嗎?(搬椅子吃瓜】58Please respect copyright.PENANAWlvuheLNzS
/1959動保專線:【說暗算多難聽啊,是請求支援。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAZPaulkFDlL
/蘇丹傾女友粉:【請支援除靈——🎵福利🐻🐻福利福利🐻🐻福利🎵】58Please respect copyright.PENANAgT7KgLGo2l
/1959動保專線:【了去心願這等費口舌的事不正是你最擅長的嗎~別生氣啦,我最帥氣的存哥~】58Please respect copyright.PENANAWJVy2wovoX
/存:【你大可直接告訴我。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAUryHC850eN
/1959動保專線:【我也是這麼跟我阿公說啊,阿他就說什麼得看新山神自己的意願、要顧及新山神的臉面之類的⋯⋯,你知道的,我就說不過阿公⋯⋯所以就⋯⋯】58Please respect copyright.PENANAc2HPrlzFFu
被算計固然不爽,但塗山存更落寞於朋友對他的不信任。而如今祁堪一番解釋,恰恰驗證自己的想法不錯。58Please respect copyright.PENANAfPR4Q5QfM0
簡單言之,就是祁氏處理不了新山神的心結,以及⋯⋯58Please respect copyright.PENANA8h1C7yuPa0
/存:【你們祖孫就是不想欠塗山家人情。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAW0KBMDHZYH
/1959動保專線:【我錯了存哥 orz(滑跪】58Please respect copyright.PENANADjoCphVYhb
/蘇丹傾女友粉:【打起來٩( ´︶` )( ´︶` )۶打起來٩( ´︶` )( ´︶` )۶打起來٩( ´︶` )( ´︶` )۶】58Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5PBv9oPWE
/1959動保專線:【@蘇丹傾女友粉 你別在這發酒瘋,滾!別來添亂!】58Please respect copyright.PENANAxB0E7N5NO2
/蘇丹傾女友粉:【我匯17480到你戶頭了,記得送十罈過來。欸!買十有沒有送一,我們交情好,讓阿嬤多送兩罈吧。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAgabqJV9css
/1959動保專線:【⋯⋯你這酒精中毒的瘋女人!我剛是隨便亂說的,販私酒是要罰錢的!而且你這點錢都不夠我家繳罰鍰!】58Please respect copyright.PENANA9WvyydncH1
/蘇丹傾女友粉:【罰鍰是多少?要不我先轉給你?】58Please respect copyright.PENANAOtxgvrd4XJ
/1959動保專線:【轉你個頭啦!】58Please respect copyright.PENANA0UVQHzUqpy
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大蟲:來填第四案的坑了!
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