敬告:
本文內容有些許不妥思想、時事梗、髒梗,好孩子不要模仿;如果認出是哪位大人請當作是巧合,此不代表任何政治立場,純笑笑就好,或若是真的不喜歡請馬上關掉;看不懂的東西一直不明白也是一件好事喔!
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~正直,友善,和平~
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謝師宴後,台北車站往地下街的路上——
梓晴:「欸你看是OO!」對那人揮揮手。72Please respect copyright.PENANAxNdN7ThwOP
狐狸:「怎樣?」72Please respect copyright.PENANACmpc7ODsFM
梓晴:「他也來這裡了啊!」72Please respect copyright.PENANArOAhgi9yC2
狐狸:「重要嗎?」72Please respect copyright.PENANAERCCo9mI2w
梓晴:「他是班上的同學耶!」72Please respect copyright.PENANAy0xsoyPyNP
狐狸:「就算這個時候周O倫出現,我大概也只會默默走過去吧?」72Please respect copyright.PENANAiy0TYWNT18
小主:「我也是。」72Please respect copyright.PENANAttRBcv3He6
沂蓁:「可能會稍微看一下那邊在幹嘛吧?」72Please respect copyright.PENANAWiKys5sdk3
狐狸:「人一定很多,還是趕快走比較好。」72Please respect copyright.PENANA2tSZoS6F7a
梓晴:「那不然要怎麼樣才算重要?」72Please respect copyright.PENANAIhwd6CNrDE
狐狸:「嗯……好像就沒什麼吧?就算是韓O瑜出現……」72Please respect copyright.PENANAFTvcOMDzx4
「等等不對,我恐怕會有點反應,可是我沒帶雞蛋很可惜。」72Please respect copyright.PENANA4UUkTyQhzo
沂蓁&白樺:「www」72Please respect copyright.PENANAcbiblFpWKQ
梓晴:「為什麼要帶雞蛋?」72Please respect copyright.PENANAlWTpyrI1Kj
沂蓁:「要砸他啊。」72Please respect copyright.PENANAtzGKB6gBPI
狐狸:「啊可是這樣好像有點浪費雞蛋……還是番茄?不對番茄更貴。」72Please respect copyright.PENANA2ByGroFDvm
梓晴:「這樣還是浪費食物不是嗎?!」72Please respect copyright.PENANAGeFFz9Rq3n
狐狸:「那不然難道只能投蛋殼了……?」(支離破碎思考發言x)(蛋殼根本投不遠,不要攻擊人大家不要學x)72Please respect copyright.PENANAUv4DHYBISD
小主:「有個好辦法,可以撒金紙啊!」72Please respect copyright.PENANA7A5skAz76a
大家:(陷入短暫連接不上疑惑的沉默。)72Please respect copyright.PENANApMob6JQJld
狐狸:「金紙(子)……?等等你是說金紙,你也太狠毒了吧!www」72Please respect copyright.PENANAiIWjaSLInQ
(金紙:給死人的鈔票→發大財)72Please respect copyright.PENANAjPuGweEuwq
「沒想到小主居然想得到這種主意,我都不敢想果然還是太善良了……」72Please respect copyright.PENANAqFzdQCwvPU
就在大家沉浸在給某2019名人物撒金紙發大財的歡樂幻想中時,其實有個人有不同的看法……72Please respect copyright.PENANApKcuW4e6Ks
(我們中出了個叛徒ovo!(不要玩髒梗x)
白樺偷偷走近狐狸,一邊偷笑著小聲的說:「其實我剛剛想到的是另一個欸。」72Please respect copyright.PENANA1gJEvMt4N5
狐狸:「嗯?什麼另一個?」72Please respect copyright.PENANAA8rTl0RuRA
白樺:「撒金紙啊。」72Please respect copyright.PENANAD6KtB52gl6
狐狸:「金紙……?」72Please respect copyright.PENANA9mu44uil9d
白樺:「ㄐㄧㄣ/(ㄥ)子w」72Please respect copyright.PENANAEOVQlf3jj4
狐狸:「等,等等等……妳說的該不會是www 」72Please respect copyright.PENANAjPnrFavGqd
「x真的超髒wwwww花生你突破盲腸了啦!」(精子)72Please respect copyright.PENANAUsb1bHCjwZ
白樺笑得非常歡快←_←72Please respect copyright.PENANAHtx2Z2jiI1
狐狸假裝悲鳴逃走:「沒想到妳是這樣的白樺~這是畢業就露出本性了是不是w」72Please respect copyright.PENANAqKlolJ4uo4
其他三個仍不知世間險惡群眾:「什麼什麼?!」72Please respect copyright.PENANACJf5cgAobX
狐狸僞哽咽:「我不能傷害你們純潔的小心靈,這太糟糕了——」72Please respect copyright.PENANAHeL7nmT8wN
(願意被污染的,諸君想像一下那畫面就知道有多糟糕了。)
所以世間的純潔仍被狐狸堅忍的守護著,直到這篇文發出。(ㄍ
原本打算帶著這份罪惡直到被人淡忘,但是主編(小主)他……他……72Please respect copyright.PENANAHVULE46Yab
他催我稿!((72Please respect copyright.PENANAZmT4Ka4CmO
所以如果讀者的小心靈受到任何損傷務必算在他頭上謝謝大家配合,告辭~♪
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其實金紙那段我一度想說抬棺材……但是太惡毒了所以我沒說(本妖還是很善良的X72Please respect copyright.PENANAmemY2ftgcK
然後心靈被傷害這責任我不背,上面有警告了……72Please respect copyright.PENANA71dO18ZsCS