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綠燈剩下十秒。85Please respect copyright.PENANAsYkbFDQe8N
教官:「快點過!」85Please respect copyright.PENANA6Iouuj0L10
狐狸:「小主,要過嗎?」85Please respect copyright.PENANAOcOXVjmVIg
陌君:「不要,我跑不過。」85Please respect copyright.PENANAeEBEF0fIz5
狐狸:「真是一個小頹廢……」85Please respect copyright.PENANAiwdoPzPviQ
陌君:「我的腳還在痛咩。」85Please respect copyright.PENANAvEKyYMZ1dm
狐狸:「不,對不起,是小殘廢。」
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梓晴和白樺聊天聊到一個段落,狐狸聽到了最後一句:「他可能良心發現了吧。」85Please respect copyright.PENANAyDmcjDUlDn
狐狸:「誰良心發現了?」85Please respect copyright.PENANAgLUhF60MPj
梓晴:「反正不是妳,妳沒有良心,妳良心被狗吃掉了。」85Please respect copyright.PENANAtFz5YOZPG0
狐狸:「我的良心怎麼了?」85Please respect copyright.PENANAKD3Tt3irHV
梓晴:「被妳的男朋友們吃掉了。」85Please respect copyright.PENANAe8Jwpfr9YZ
狐狸:「什麼男朋友們,不要污衊我好嗎?」85Please respect copyright.PENANANbOskozCMd
阿陌:「好像爆出了不得了的料。」85Please respect copyright.PENANADqkLpZRfMM
阿狸緊張張:「厲熊厚嘎挖供清楚喔。(台語:妳最好跟我說清楚喔。)」85Please respect copyright.PENANAKvwFdz3AYt
阿晴晴:「妳的男朋友裡面其中一隻是狗啊,被牠吃掉了。」85Please respect copyright.PENANAmp1dHWy5X3
阿狸:「晃球牙不是我男朋友!」85Please respect copyright.PENANAJNndLiFeTU
阿晴晴:「對喔,妳現在的新歡是阿妹脛骨。」85Please respect copyright.PENANAAJ3BJnnF61
阿狸崩潰潰:「妳真的很想被咬,我的一世英名就毀在妳手裡了。」
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以上是小妖和梓晴混寫的85Please respect copyright.PENANAgjGVTrYepr
上文交很多男友什麼的都是假的,別當真唷~85Please respect copyright.PENANAwPR9yWb6z5