前言：45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKx1ZT1tAG
  這是第二章～第二章～((灑小花45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eAGjVyQq4
  又要開始惡搞了～就是這樣：)45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoutYQbZXB4
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  「嗚......好痛，這裡是哪阿？」林笑姝張開眼，看到的是充滿綠意的森林，又看了自己的身體一眼......45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckWRz5LmTE
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  「我的天！我怎麼會穿著這種衣服，這......不是學生制服嗎？！旁邊還有一把刀......」我......不是死了嗎？我記得，我在沒看完說明書的悔恨下被自己炸死了阿？！不管了，先到處走走吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpooVd1MvJl
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  林笑姝就這樣穿著不知名人士的身體，拿著不知名的刀開始亂晃，左晃，右晃「怎麼都找不到出去的路......耶？！那邊有個湖，趕快去看一下這身體美不美，嘻嘻－」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6bSD3z4dX
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  林笑姝很快衝到了湖旁邊，真的非常不小心的把刀掉到了湖裡，這時湖面冒出了金光，從裡面冒出了一位老和尚......「嗯呵，我是武林界的大師－老狐，請問，你掉的是這把刀，還是這古人武林秘笈。」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC14KsCXmo
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  林 笑姝看了一下這老頭，和印象中的劇情不一樣阿......不過也罷啦，反正本來就是碰運氣，好玩好玩！「我掉的是那把刀－－。」林笑姝指了指自己穿了之後 身上本來就有的刀「嗯呵，很誠實，那老朽就將這本武林秘笈一起贈送於你。」說完，就把這兩樣東西丟到林笑姝頭上將她砸昏後消失在湖面上。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7ohx0JVbv
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  「嗚......死老頭，真是害人不淺。」當林笑姝醒來時，已經是隔天的早晨了「我都還沒看我長怎樣耶......等等砸一個走樣怎麼辦？」林笑姝慢慢的起身走到湖邊蹲下，看到的是一個和自己當初年紀相差不多的少女，有著長長的紅髮。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEqnYi1VYB
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  「呵呵呵......我好可愛阿......」林笑姝自戀的在湖邊對著自己傻笑，往後一躺，感覺壓到了東西才意識到，那老人給她的武林秘笈！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrEbwCKY2a
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  「姆，武林秘笈......嗯，這次我一定要好好的看清楚！」有了生前的教訓，這次林笑姝決定一定要看，不過還是先學了在說！書本來就是要一頁一頁慢慢看嘛－－！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeCp3ninHR
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  古人的武術－－感覺好棒呀！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxDmgc3UdT
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武林秘笈：45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnreqJbwj3D
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一、當你翻開此頁，代表著你的人生將會有重大的改表。（嗯嗯，我了解。林笑姝點著頭）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu23PMmkAY
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二、首先先做下45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC61Jmrp36
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三、運氣，至於這運法麻，就像你去茅坑那樣......（林笑姝傻眼了，不過為了滿足自己的好奇心，在這四下無人之地，照做！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gadUJpgjh
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四、用力用力，用力完在翻滾！（我翻！我翻！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqg8ryZOIG
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五、相信我，下一個步驟是最後一個了（對於好奇心旺盛的林笑姝，這些麻煩的動作她也會感覺到煩）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQk3saUCj6j
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六、武林秘笈結束（林笑姝小朋友氣了，我摔，我踩！耶？不對，警告標語勒？）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPklwc8v9QV
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  林笑姝繼續往後翻......此書無任何作用！七個字大標語就標在那兒「哈哈哈哈！原來，老天在整我阿！」林笑姝氣了，氣到不行，決定去發洩，跑步跑步！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENo0sMTeZ9
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  沒想到才剛跨出一步就被自己的刀勾到摔進了湖裡......看到了那個老和尚在對自己揮手45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LYTwviIk6
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林小同學內心迷之聲：45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBuKWaXMBM
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一、這演哪齣？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqXOHbJBix
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二、去你X的和尚45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAG7Mn5psk
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三、在穿在穿，讓我在穿吧－－！