前言:50Please respect copyright.PENANAdaFwld83ea
惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAZ312crXqBK
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個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。50Please respect copyright.PENANAGYWsSb31c0
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第一章。說明書很重要!50Please respect copyright.PENANAyX5GI0R9Om
50Please respect copyright.PENANADrTu2wOZWA
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。50Please respect copyright.PENANAG48gbCa87P
50Please respect copyright.PENANAs9CQNlKNTU
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANA6cxxz5BCgr
50Please respect copyright.PENANAAStBfYczHw
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!50Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7vq58kBmI
50Please respect copyright.PENANAkkQ3sH6Thl
玩具說明書:50Please respect copyright.PENANAjSyzG8YZxK
50Please respect copyright.PENANAiD7tDw7eex
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)50Please respect copyright.PENANAYO2qcKokut
50Please respect copyright.PENANAHwgsgNeyVx
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)50Please respect copyright.PENANAzNUr0iGjQ0
50Please respect copyright.PENANA9VLvy9MGnw
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)50Please respect copyright.PENANA3mXoZv53Ln
50Please respect copyright.PENANAcgkdsMnku4
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。50Please respect copyright.PENANAx34q0cuF3T
50Please respect copyright.PENANAKtTccBU6FI
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。50Please respect copyright.PENANA1n65sLox0n
50Please respect copyright.PENANAUheQkqiGQN
林笑姝內心的迷之音:50Please respect copyright.PENANAK1909O6iyM
50Please respect copyright.PENANAlT8fzEbEBn
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!50Please respect copyright.PENANAz503DRsmsu
50Please respect copyright.PENANA5sdetx5jz6
二、不過,還是挺痛的......50Please respect copyright.PENANAJEUoDl32Qg
50Please respect copyright.PENANA0CLy4lqwzX
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......
ns216.73.216.95da2惡搞穿越是一篇非常短非常短的穿越文,至於他(她?)怎麼生出來的,只能說是俺走在路上突然蹦出來的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAZ312crXqBK
50Please respect copyright.PENANAJOXG9poUkj
個人是覺得很欠砍又很欠扁,如果有人看完有同感,請勿追殺。若覺得無趣,請別砸雞蛋。50Please respect copyright.PENANAGYWsSb31c0
50Please respect copyright.PENANA0FH6VuVFEq
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------50Please respect copyright.PENANAYp311GuwbW
50Please respect copyright.PENANAvrRt8EkEWJ
第一章。說明書很重要!50Please respect copyright.PENANAyX5GI0R9Om
50Please respect copyright.PENANADrTu2wOZWA
傍晚的路上,有一個長相16歲,實際年齡22歲的女孩走在路上,她-林笑姝(你笑死)正抱著自己新得到的寶貝,一邊哼著小調準備走回家。50Please respect copyright.PENANAG48gbCa87P
50Please respect copyright.PENANAs9CQNlKNTU
雖然已有22歲的林笑姝,卻只有16歲的外表,16歲的心靈。看到有趣的物品,總是忍不住就有花錢的衝動,雙馬尾的造型,顯得她那稚氣的臉更稚氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANA6cxxz5BCgr
50Please respect copyright.PENANAAStBfYczHw
回到家的林笑姝打開了那寶貝的盒子,從裡面拿出了一個小本子,那就是人人皆知的聖物-說明書!50Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7vq58kBmI
50Please respect copyright.PENANAkkQ3sH6Thl
玩具說明書:50Please respect copyright.PENANAjSyzG8YZxK
50Please respect copyright.PENANAiD7tDw7eex
一、撕開包裝,拆開盒子。(林笑姝點了點頭,以一種非普通人的蠻力將包裝撕毀掉,在將盒子肢解)50Please respect copyright.PENANAYO2qcKokut
50Please respect copyright.PENANAHwgsgNeyVx
二、起動,我相信使用者都會,不會的可以去試試看撞牆,或看第三點。(林笑姝看了一下旁邊的小零件,搖了搖頭,起身,撞牆。察覺似乎沒什麼用,繼續第三點)50Please respect copyright.PENANAzNUr0iGjQ0
50Please respect copyright.PENANA9VLvy9MGnw
三、直接案下去,在來看後面的警告(林笑姝看到了幾個大字,覺得警告什麼的都是相似字體罷了,同時也忽略了第三點後面的小字-如果你看的到)50Please respect copyright.PENANA3mXoZv53Ln
50Please respect copyright.PENANAcgkdsMnku4
「嗯......按下去,不知道會發生什麼事情呢。」林笑姝歪著小腦袋,猶豫了,畢竟這玩具是自己從黑市買來的......好恐怖、好有趣在心裡打轉著。50Please respect copyright.PENANAx34q0cuF3T
50Please respect copyright.PENANAKtTccBU6FI
最後,林笑姝還是決定按下去,畢竟自己的好奇心不按下去就無法滿足!就在按下去的那一瞬間......碰碰碰!同時,那說明書的警告頁也剛好飄到林笑姝眼前,說明書上寫著:說明書是神聖的,不看你就知道,因為這東西按了就會爆炸♥。50Please respect copyright.PENANA1n65sLox0n
50Please respect copyright.PENANAUheQkqiGQN
林笑姝內心的迷之音:50Please respect copyright.PENANAK1909O6iyM
50Please respect copyright.PENANAlT8fzEbEBn
一、爆炸了,好漂亮--好有趣阿--!50Please respect copyright.PENANAz503DRsmsu
50Please respect copyright.PENANA5sdetx5jz6
二、不過,還是挺痛的......50Please respect copyright.PENANAJEUoDl32Qg
50Please respect copyright.PENANA0CLy4lqwzX
三、說明書......真的好重要阿......