梅可望是小綠的頭號勁敵,自封的。至少小綠眼裡從來沒有敵人的容身之處--不,應該說,小綠眼裡頭號勁敵就是都市人何弓商,再來就是何弓商,然後是都市人,再來?沒有了。41Please respect copyright.PENANARKYSNBidkn
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想當初梅可望同學和小綠同學就相遇在六塘國小左邊的學生用田地,當時的梅可望長得很小隻,甚至比當時的小綠還要小。41Please respect copyright.PENANAGNIjFsYGba
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梅可望很傷心,因為他的名字又被同學嘲笑了。同學總說他做什麼事情都是沒可望,考數學是,發大財是,尤其長高更是。41Please respect copyright.PENANAPsEL5z92MJ
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難過的梅可望一個人孤僻地蹲在剛發芽的紅蘿蔔前面欲欲寡歡,想他一輩子興許就那麼沒可望的過了,正當他幾欲落下男兒淚的同時,那個逆光的身影出現在他面前。他現在也記得,明明現在還是很嬌小的小綠當時的身影顯得多麼巨大。41Please respect copyright.PENANAhUZwyESRDy
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那時背著漂亮的黑色亮皮書包的王小綠雄揪揪氣昂昂的站在梅可望面前,中氣十足地問:「同學,你怎麼了!」41Please respect copyright.PENANAAWnO1BIblx
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梅可望嗚嗚兩聲說了實話:「同學都笑我的名字……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAEBrtXrIcYN
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小綠從鼻孔裡不屑地噴了一口氣:「沒什麼了不起你不要管他們!把拔馬麻取的名字我們要愛惜,要引以為傲!」41Please respect copyright.PENANABzQMJLoBzX
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梅可望覺得眼前的這個人背後似乎閃著萬丈金光,看著對方的眼神頓時崇敬起來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcXNqMxYc3w
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小綠:「你叫什麼名字?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAnIOkFj6qzL
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梅可望猶豫了一下,他怕一說出自己的名字還是會被嘲笑,答起話也吞吞吐吐:「梅……梅可……」41Please respect copyright.PENANA23PfNV0XoM
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「梅什麼--?」41Please respect copyright.PENANACax07brBtQ
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終究還是鼓起勇氣喊了出來:「梅、梅、梅可望!」然後迅速低下頭僅用眼角餘光偷覷對方的反應。41Please respect copyright.PENANAtbXxtEIrg5
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「哦,梅可望同學啊?這名字哪裡好笑啊?」41Please respect copyright.PENANA31IPJTv30m
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第一次被這樣反問,梅可望一時之間不知如何回答,好半晌才吶吶道:「就……就沒有什麼可以希望了,那樣。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA1YKXxljILw
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哦哦兩聲後反覆咀嚼這名字,小綠這樣說了:「沒可望喔……好像有點好笑欸哈哈!不過你也不用這麼難過啦,你也可以想成你沒有東西可以忘記啊,這樣表示你很聰明喔。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAGQ4HVW29x1
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小綠的話猶如醍醐灌頂一般點醒了梅可望,從來沒有人這麼跟他說過!這麼獨特的想法、這麼正向的思考……!連他拔都只會說可這個字是因為寫起來比較簡單,望是因為拔這個字寫的最漂亮。41Please respect copyright.PENANAxxJHAlpVKm
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梅可望完全被震撼住了。41Please respect copyright.PENANA2MzOGn8soo
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蹲下身子,小綠隨手抓起一旁的樹枝在較濕軟的寫下了自己的大名,很漂亮的三個字。「我的名字叫做王綠靜喔,綠是春天的顏色!靜是純靜的意思。我也不知道爲什麼這麼棒的名字有時候會被高年級的人笑。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAYfrGQjWeLS
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對當時的低年級學生來說,他們還不知道濾鏡是個什麼東西,梅可望只覺得眼前這個人非常有自信,令他羨慕萬分。41Please respect copyright.PENANABgbwe8RICZ
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正想再對眼前的男孩攀談幾句時,五點的鐘聲響了。只見小綠原本穩如泰山的身子突然劇烈顫抖一下,有些緊張的看了看學校大門的方向,又轉回頭急急對梅可望說:「五點了!我要回家了不然我馬麻會拿掃把出來找我!有緣再見!」說完一陣風似地席捲而去。41Please respect copyright.PENANAH0Kad1tjgz
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愣在原地的梅可望同學呆呆地看著空無一人的菜田好一陣子,久久不能回神。然而確定的是,在梅可望小小的純潔的心靈中,名為小綠的信仰已深深紮根了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAYuqEVGBY0S
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話說僥倖在十五分前飛奔回家,躲過大枝竹筍炒肉絲的小綠吃飽飯洗完澡小睡半小時之後一個人坐在書桌前正準備開始用功。41Please respect copyright.PENANAhDK5ITyt4Q
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小綠是個很認真的孩子,從他開始學習他就保持著要先做完功課才能玩耍的好習慣。在他的認知裡,在學校逗留、到處趴趴走、跑到學校隔兩塊地的阿伯家買枝仔冰還順便花五塊錢玩抽抽樂這樣的行為不算先玩樂才用功。在校外的玩樂不算是玩樂,是理應為之的行為。41Please respect copyright.PENANArHBeXHfrrW
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翻開日記本開始要寫每天的必做功課,小綠回想著今天有什麼可以寫的事情,然後他就想到了那個蹲著哭的男生。41Please respect copyright.PENANAIhELRZ2Iaz
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欸--叫什麼來著啊……?梅柯柯?梅克?美而美?還是什麼啊?41Please respect copyright.PENANAscxe7lRXX8
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回想了大約一分鐘還是想不起來,小綠很乾脆決定放棄。他對不重要的東西一向不會上心。倒是那一分鐘讓他想到了今天士儂折給他的狗狗,士儂的手一向很巧!面帶微笑,小綠決定寫下這件事情作為今天的日記。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzSFLG9BGGX
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一星期後,梅可望帶著一顆羞怯的心來到303教室。到處打聽總算找到小綠的班級,梅可望在門前等候,努力想做出最完美的笑容,把練習了很久的話又在心裡溫習一次,確定一切都在掌握中。41Please respect copyright.PENANApq5QOY95J2
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過了一會兒頂著亂糟糟的頭出來了,估計剛才正在午睡。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJrTqlx4T5l
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梅可望同學緊張的絞著手:「嗨、嗨,小綠。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAeWu7GrakGY
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小綠打了個呵欠,漫不禁心回應:「哈囉。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAJdvHqz9Z2d
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梅可望又搓搓手:「你,你今天放學有沒有空?我、我想--」41Please respect copyright.PENANAiChAfAunL7
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「欸--你是誰啊?」41Please respect copyright.PENANApR2zJTpQal
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「咦?」41Please respect copyright.PENANA0tH4hyJcgS
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「你是誰啊?我好像不認識你。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAfAeRoLZjo3
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梅可望同學冷汗了:「我、我是梅可望啊……之前在蘿蔔田的那個人……」41Please respect copyright.PENANALaAJTgk9Wn
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「啊?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAw9aczaouVG
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這下梅可望不只冷汗,連心都寒了:「你,你不是說我的名字就是,我沒有什麼可以忘的……是很聰明的意思?」41Please respect copyright.PENANATwPNo2rbIK
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「沒有東西可以忘?」小綠欸了一聲,「那不就表示腦袋裡都沒東西嗎?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAYXcdOuzjwz
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……。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHjwN54h2Ms
那不就表示腦袋裡都沒東西嗎?不就表示腦袋裡都沒東西嗎?腦袋裡都沒東西沒東西沒東西……41Please respect copyright.PENANABJZGERX8Wc
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那天是個美好的春季午後,六塘國小309班的梅可望(年10歲)經歷了第一次失戀,同時,也親身體認到小孩童言童語的殘酷。41Please respect copyright.PENANARmS9Wiy6Jl
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也是10歲那一年,經歷此重大變故的梅可望整個人脫胎換骨似的,再也不是以前那個任人捏的軟柿子了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAMJbwkSo9fN
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由愛生恨的力量真的很恐怖,喝了一口茶,這是梅可望做出的結論。41Please respect copyright.PENANAq9XIvepNe1
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「--所以你花了一下午告訴我這個,到底要做什麼。」低頭看著手中淳樸的陶杯,堯舀面無表情的問。41Please respect copyright.PENANAqzvaRV07RI
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他想他是有點後悔浪費一下午聽這種無聊事。聽綠靜批判都市人甚至都還有意義的多。41Please respect copyright.PENANAddI7OkpqVE
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「這個嘛,」掛著一副眼鏡,笑咪咪的斯文男人就是現在已經又高又瘦的梅可望。「哎啊,當然是想找你合作啦。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAVoDsUO4x4H
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「合作?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAqWPMJxt6y9
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「是的是的。」笑笑地推推眼鏡,梅可望道:「我知道你一天到晚被他以都市人的名義濫罵一通,心中想來有許多不滿吧?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAaXUL8ZBUeg
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其實還好。與其說不滿到不如說是無奈的成分比較多。況且……習慣了倒也有趣。堯舀不回答,只默默聽著。41Please respect copyright.PENANAsVFQNfgKqW
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「總之我們的合作對你不會有壞處,只要實施我剛剛給你的那份A計畫,王綠靜就只會是我們的手下敗將啦哈哈哈--!」梅可望非常的有信心。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcrndQZncyU
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不提還好,一提到那份A計畫堯舀只覺得蠢到不行。那份A計畫甚至比綠靜的防狼手冊還要莫名其妙外加不切實際。41Please respect copyright.PENANAylBMlKiSpp
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在那份所謂的A計畫當中,羅列了許多類似「在鞋底黏口香糖」、「在課桌上塗鴉」、「在水裡加粉筆灰」這種他幼稚園就不屑做的惡作劇。非常,低等級的報復。堯舀還真想把這種爛到無以附加的計畫書砸到梅可望臉上要他重寫兩天內交上。他覺得他的企劃魂都爆發了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAwsH6Qur1pv
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真不枉費這人的名字了這計畫書。41Please respect copyright.PENANAO4Hvb284ix
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「你怎麼都不說話呢堯舀?」察覺到對方的沉默,梅可望推推堯舀的肩膀,沉浸在企劃案修改的堯舀一個沒坐穩差點跌下椅子。41Please respect copyright.PENANAyeoLqCvGDa
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說時遲那時快,就在那一瞬間小綠正巧從對巷走出來瞧見這一幕,當下判定梅可望在對堯舀進行霸凌的動作。雖然他不喜歡都市人,但是他從小就是個有正義心的孩子,要是讓都市人在他的地盤給人欺負了,他還要不要面子!41Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5oIMxWKwy
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「你做什麼梅可望!做什麼欺負都市人啊這種弱小你也要欺!」一把就把堯舀拉到自己身後,母雞護小雞一樣。41Please respect copyright.PENANA3TeelsdXX8
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氣氛有點緊張。堯舀還在思考。41Please respect copyright.PENANA8qWuofzKsN
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「我我我哪有啊?!」很可悲的雖然因愛生恨但面對本人還是會結巴的梅可望交集否認:「我我只是要叫他,他在發呆才差點跌倒啊!」41Please respect copyright.PENANAlta8v6JfDB
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「你以為我會相信你嗎梅可望!你從以前就老是怪怪的!」頓了一下,有所悟似41Please respect copyright.PENANANlgiToxhcx
的:「哦哦我就說嘛我就說嘛,你的名字的確頗像都市人的……哼哼……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAYKlDWLFZRZ
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「這沒關聯吧?綠靜。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAtZa2aoRd6J
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「都市人不要說話!」惡狠狠的。41Please respect copyright.PENANAp0lFK35Bsc
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堯舀也只好安靜,看著梅可望越來越蒼白的臉色,心裡為他感到可憐。何必呢,不過是想獲得綠靜注意有必要自己往死胡同鑽嗎。41Please respect copyright.PENANAeResXES5iM
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「哼!下次再被我看到的話我就跟你拼了!」神氣地放話,小綠拉了堯舀就走。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1jbSlLcvvJ
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堯舀也只能對那個拐不過彎的傢伙投以同情的一眼。41Please respect copyright.PENANADRLoo70Rjy
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「咬咬你怎麼這麼弱啊,不愧是都市來的傢伙!連梅可望那種角色都打不過!」小綠一路叼叼絮絮。41Please respect copyright.PENANABO6KgIoWib
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「我們根本沒怎樣。」也沒甩開小綠的手,堯舀再次聲明一直被小綠忽略的事實。41Please respect copyright.PENANAuy1tqNFVaS
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「得了你別說了,嘛再訓練過也是一條好漢嘛。放心啦!有我小綠在,不管是狗是豬還是都市人都能成為龍虎英雄!我會幫你啦,我還要靠你幫我對付何弓商那個特討厭都市人咧!沒辦法真要說的話,都市人還是比較懂都市人的弱點嘖嘖。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA1XPuJwKs9s
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「……。」還跟豬是一類的嗎都市人……41Please respect copyright.PENANAKbO1i2OtZE
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「嗯……沒錯!我看這種事情拖不得,就明天吧,明天你來我家,我們來把你軟弱的都市神經徹底改造順便開對付何弓商的戰略會議。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAX0d2tayUg6
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「弓商好歹是我的朋友,我怎麼會幫你對付他?」堯舀無奈。41Please respect copyright.PENANAAwqSl11Fn4
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「才不管!剛剛我罩了你你現在開始就是我的小弟了!bitebite不准有異議,都市人服從就好!」非常自我任性的小綠說。41Please respect copyright.PENANAVsnlg2EWFP
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堯舀只是嘆了一口氣,卻也沒有再反駁。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1yXngKejV5
當然,也沒甩開小綠牽著他的手。41Please respect copyright.PENANAP3V68SVDov
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想當初梅可望同學和小綠同學就相遇在六塘國小左邊的學生用田地,當時的梅可望長得很小隻,甚至比當時的小綠還要小。41Please respect copyright.PENANAGNIjFsYGba
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梅可望很傷心,因為他的名字又被同學嘲笑了。同學總說他做什麼事情都是沒可望,考數學是,發大財是,尤其長高更是。41Please respect copyright.PENANAPsEL5z92MJ
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難過的梅可望一個人孤僻地蹲在剛發芽的紅蘿蔔前面欲欲寡歡,想他一輩子興許就那麼沒可望的過了,正當他幾欲落下男兒淚的同時,那個逆光的身影出現在他面前。他現在也記得,明明現在還是很嬌小的小綠當時的身影顯得多麼巨大。41Please respect copyright.PENANAhUZwyESRDy
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那時背著漂亮的黑色亮皮書包的王小綠雄揪揪氣昂昂的站在梅可望面前,中氣十足地問:「同學,你怎麼了!」41Please respect copyright.PENANAAWnO1BIblx
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梅可望嗚嗚兩聲說了實話:「同學都笑我的名字……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAEBrtXrIcYN
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小綠從鼻孔裡不屑地噴了一口氣:「沒什麼了不起你不要管他們!把拔馬麻取的名字我們要愛惜,要引以為傲!」41Please respect copyright.PENANABzQMJLoBzX
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梅可望覺得眼前的這個人背後似乎閃著萬丈金光,看著對方的眼神頓時崇敬起來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcXNqMxYc3w
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小綠:「你叫什麼名字?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAnIOkFj6qzL
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梅可望猶豫了一下,他怕一說出自己的名字還是會被嘲笑,答起話也吞吞吐吐:「梅……梅可……」41Please respect copyright.PENANA23PfNV0XoM
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「梅什麼--?」41Please respect copyright.PENANACax07brBtQ
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終究還是鼓起勇氣喊了出來:「梅、梅、梅可望!」然後迅速低下頭僅用眼角餘光偷覷對方的反應。41Please respect copyright.PENANAtbXxtEIrg5
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「哦,梅可望同學啊?這名字哪裡好笑啊?」41Please respect copyright.PENANA31IPJTv30m
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第一次被這樣反問,梅可望一時之間不知如何回答,好半晌才吶吶道:「就……就沒有什麼可以希望了,那樣。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA1YKXxljILw
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哦哦兩聲後反覆咀嚼這名字,小綠這樣說了:「沒可望喔……好像有點好笑欸哈哈!不過你也不用這麼難過啦,你也可以想成你沒有東西可以忘記啊,這樣表示你很聰明喔。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAGQ4HVW29x1
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小綠的話猶如醍醐灌頂一般點醒了梅可望,從來沒有人這麼跟他說過!這麼獨特的想法、這麼正向的思考……!連他拔都只會說可這個字是因為寫起來比較簡單,望是因為拔這個字寫的最漂亮。41Please respect copyright.PENANAxxJHAlpVKm
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梅可望完全被震撼住了。41Please respect copyright.PENANA2MzOGn8soo
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蹲下身子,小綠隨手抓起一旁的樹枝在較濕軟的寫下了自己的大名,很漂亮的三個字。「我的名字叫做王綠靜喔,綠是春天的顏色!靜是純靜的意思。我也不知道爲什麼這麼棒的名字有時候會被高年級的人笑。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAYfrGQjWeLS
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對當時的低年級學生來說,他們還不知道濾鏡是個什麼東西,梅可望只覺得眼前這個人非常有自信,令他羨慕萬分。41Please respect copyright.PENANABgbwe8RICZ
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正想再對眼前的男孩攀談幾句時,五點的鐘聲響了。只見小綠原本穩如泰山的身子突然劇烈顫抖一下,有些緊張的看了看學校大門的方向,又轉回頭急急對梅可望說:「五點了!我要回家了不然我馬麻會拿掃把出來找我!有緣再見!」說完一陣風似地席捲而去。41Please respect copyright.PENANAH0Kad1tjgz
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愣在原地的梅可望同學呆呆地看著空無一人的菜田好一陣子,久久不能回神。然而確定的是,在梅可望小小的純潔的心靈中,名為小綠的信仰已深深紮根了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAYuqEVGBY0S
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話說僥倖在十五分前飛奔回家,躲過大枝竹筍炒肉絲的小綠吃飽飯洗完澡小睡半小時之後一個人坐在書桌前正準備開始用功。41Please respect copyright.PENANAhDK5ITyt4Q
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小綠是個很認真的孩子,從他開始學習他就保持著要先做完功課才能玩耍的好習慣。在他的認知裡,在學校逗留、到處趴趴走、跑到學校隔兩塊地的阿伯家買枝仔冰還順便花五塊錢玩抽抽樂這樣的行為不算先玩樂才用功。在校外的玩樂不算是玩樂,是理應為之的行為。41Please respect copyright.PENANArHBeXHfrrW
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翻開日記本開始要寫每天的必做功課,小綠回想著今天有什麼可以寫的事情,然後他就想到了那個蹲著哭的男生。41Please respect copyright.PENANAIhELRZ2Iaz
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欸--叫什麼來著啊……?梅柯柯?梅克?美而美?還是什麼啊?41Please respect copyright.PENANAscxe7lRXX8
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回想了大約一分鐘還是想不起來,小綠很乾脆決定放棄。他對不重要的東西一向不會上心。倒是那一分鐘讓他想到了今天士儂折給他的狗狗,士儂的手一向很巧!面帶微笑,小綠決定寫下這件事情作為今天的日記。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzSFLG9BGGX
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一星期後,梅可望帶著一顆羞怯的心來到303教室。到處打聽總算找到小綠的班級,梅可望在門前等候,努力想做出最完美的笑容,把練習了很久的話又在心裡溫習一次,確定一切都在掌握中。41Please respect copyright.PENANApq5QOY95J2
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過了一會兒頂著亂糟糟的頭出來了,估計剛才正在午睡。41Please respect copyright.PENANAJrTqlx4T5l
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梅可望同學緊張的絞著手:「嗨、嗨,小綠。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAeWu7GrakGY
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小綠打了個呵欠,漫不禁心回應:「哈囉。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAJdvHqz9Z2d
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梅可望又搓搓手:「你,你今天放學有沒有空?我、我想--」41Please respect copyright.PENANAiChAfAunL7
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「欸--你是誰啊?」41Please respect copyright.PENANApR2zJTpQal
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「咦?」41Please respect copyright.PENANA0tH4hyJcgS
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「你是誰啊?我好像不認識你。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAfAeRoLZjo3
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梅可望同學冷汗了:「我、我是梅可望啊……之前在蘿蔔田的那個人……」41Please respect copyright.PENANALaAJTgk9Wn
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「啊?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAw9aczaouVG
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這下梅可望不只冷汗,連心都寒了:「你,你不是說我的名字就是,我沒有什麼可以忘的……是很聰明的意思?」41Please respect copyright.PENANATwPNo2rbIK
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「沒有東西可以忘?」小綠欸了一聲,「那不就表示腦袋裡都沒東西嗎?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAYXcdOuzjwz
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……。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHjwN54h2Ms
那不就表示腦袋裡都沒東西嗎?不就表示腦袋裡都沒東西嗎?腦袋裡都沒東西沒東西沒東西……41Please respect copyright.PENANABJZGERX8Wc
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那天是個美好的春季午後,六塘國小309班的梅可望(年10歲)經歷了第一次失戀,同時,也親身體認到小孩童言童語的殘酷。41Please respect copyright.PENANARmS9Wiy6Jl
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也是10歲那一年,經歷此重大變故的梅可望整個人脫胎換骨似的,再也不是以前那個任人捏的軟柿子了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAMJbwkSo9fN
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由愛生恨的力量真的很恐怖,喝了一口茶,這是梅可望做出的結論。41Please respect copyright.PENANAq9XIvepNe1
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「--所以你花了一下午告訴我這個,到底要做什麼。」低頭看著手中淳樸的陶杯,堯舀面無表情的問。41Please respect copyright.PENANAqzvaRV07RI
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他想他是有點後悔浪費一下午聽這種無聊事。聽綠靜批判都市人甚至都還有意義的多。41Please respect copyright.PENANAddI7OkpqVE
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「這個嘛,」掛著一副眼鏡,笑咪咪的斯文男人就是現在已經又高又瘦的梅可望。「哎啊,當然是想找你合作啦。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAVoDsUO4x4H
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「合作?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAqWPMJxt6y9
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「是的是的。」笑笑地推推眼鏡,梅可望道:「我知道你一天到晚被他以都市人的名義濫罵一通,心中想來有許多不滿吧?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAaXUL8ZBUeg
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其實還好。與其說不滿到不如說是無奈的成分比較多。況且……習慣了倒也有趣。堯舀不回答,只默默聽著。41Please respect copyright.PENANAsVFQNfgKqW
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「總之我們的合作對你不會有壞處,只要實施我剛剛給你的那份A計畫,王綠靜就只會是我們的手下敗將啦哈哈哈--!」梅可望非常的有信心。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcrndQZncyU
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不提還好,一提到那份A計畫堯舀只覺得蠢到不行。那份A計畫甚至比綠靜的防狼手冊還要莫名其妙外加不切實際。41Please respect copyright.PENANAylBMlKiSpp
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在那份所謂的A計畫當中,羅列了許多類似「在鞋底黏口香糖」、「在課桌上塗鴉」、「在水裡加粉筆灰」這種他幼稚園就不屑做的惡作劇。非常,低等級的報復。堯舀還真想把這種爛到無以附加的計畫書砸到梅可望臉上要他重寫兩天內交上。他覺得他的企劃魂都爆發了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAwsH6Qur1pv
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真不枉費這人的名字了這計畫書。41Please respect copyright.PENANAO4Hvb284ix
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「你怎麼都不說話呢堯舀?」察覺到對方的沉默,梅可望推推堯舀的肩膀,沉浸在企劃案修改的堯舀一個沒坐穩差點跌下椅子。41Please respect copyright.PENANAyeoLqCvGDa
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說時遲那時快,就在那一瞬間小綠正巧從對巷走出來瞧見這一幕,當下判定梅可望在對堯舀進行霸凌的動作。雖然他不喜歡都市人,但是他從小就是個有正義心的孩子,要是讓都市人在他的地盤給人欺負了,他還要不要面子!41Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5oIMxWKwy
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「你做什麼梅可望!做什麼欺負都市人啊這種弱小你也要欺!」一把就把堯舀拉到自己身後,母雞護小雞一樣。41Please respect copyright.PENANA3TeelsdXX8
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氣氛有點緊張。堯舀還在思考。41Please respect copyright.PENANA8qWuofzKsN
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「我我我哪有啊?!」很可悲的雖然因愛生恨但面對本人還是會結巴的梅可望交集否認:「我我只是要叫他,他在發呆才差點跌倒啊!」41Please respect copyright.PENANAlta8v6JfDB
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「你以為我會相信你嗎梅可望!你從以前就老是怪怪的!」頓了一下,有所悟似41Please respect copyright.PENANANlgiToxhcx
的:「哦哦我就說嘛我就說嘛,你的名字的確頗像都市人的……哼哼……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAYKlDWLFZRZ
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「這沒關聯吧?綠靜。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAtZa2aoRd6J
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「都市人不要說話!」惡狠狠的。41Please respect copyright.PENANAp0lFK35Bsc
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堯舀也只好安靜,看著梅可望越來越蒼白的臉色,心裡為他感到可憐。何必呢,不過是想獲得綠靜注意有必要自己往死胡同鑽嗎。41Please respect copyright.PENANAeResXES5iM
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「哼!下次再被我看到的話我就跟你拼了!」神氣地放話,小綠拉了堯舀就走。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1jbSlLcvvJ
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堯舀也只能對那個拐不過彎的傢伙投以同情的一眼。41Please respect copyright.PENANADRLoo70Rjy
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「咬咬你怎麼這麼弱啊,不愧是都市來的傢伙!連梅可望那種角色都打不過!」小綠一路叼叼絮絮。41Please respect copyright.PENANABO6KgIoWib
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「我們根本沒怎樣。」也沒甩開小綠的手,堯舀再次聲明一直被小綠忽略的事實。41Please respect copyright.PENANAuy1tqNFVaS
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「得了你別說了,嘛再訓練過也是一條好漢嘛。放心啦!有我小綠在,不管是狗是豬還是都市人都能成為龍虎英雄!我會幫你啦,我還要靠你幫我對付何弓商那個特討厭都市人咧!沒辦法真要說的話,都市人還是比較懂都市人的弱點嘖嘖。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA1XPuJwKs9s
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「……。」還跟豬是一類的嗎都市人……41Please respect copyright.PENANAKbO1i2OtZE
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「嗯……沒錯!我看這種事情拖不得,就明天吧,明天你來我家,我們來把你軟弱的都市神經徹底改造順便開對付何弓商的戰略會議。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAX0d2tayUg6
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「弓商好歹是我的朋友,我怎麼會幫你對付他?」堯舀無奈。41Please respect copyright.PENANAAwqSl11Fn4
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「才不管!剛剛我罩了你你現在開始就是我的小弟了!bitebite不准有異議,都市人服從就好!」非常自我任性的小綠說。41Please respect copyright.PENANAVsnlg2EWFP
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堯舀只是嘆了一口氣,卻也沒有再反駁。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1yXngKejV5
當然,也沒甩開小綠牽著他的手。41Please respect copyright.PENANAP3V68SVDov