那夜的綠靜難得熬夜,熬到很早很早,熬到天都大亮外面大公雞都在咕咕叫了,他才頂著兩圈黑眼圈心滿意足地放下手中的毛筆,志得意滿看著花了他一個晚上的曠世巨作。43Please respect copyright.PENANA5qPVJM63QC
43Please respect copyright.PENANA5XeSgSEP69
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。43Please respect copyright.PENANAKguLLYQune
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。43Please respect copyright.PENANAtP0r0S9AhU
43Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8NzaYvXYi
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。43Please respect copyright.PENANARdWKGeHLjg
43Please respect copyright.PENANA8TKHOSVtfG
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。43Please respect copyright.PENANASylNMehhkV
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。43Please respect copyright.PENANAcTkFbOErxx
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。43Please respect copyright.PENANA5VPeP5JQ8v
43Please respect copyright.PENANAj3aqwLH2pK
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。43Please respect copyright.PENANAvM3k0tsOIn
43Please respect copyright.PENANAOxQJSQlxIh
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAJMKD7QjxH4
43Please respect copyright.PENANAPKUnTNWklK
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAmPLVWKcM3v
43Please respect copyright.PENANAEi8dJAxkb5
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」43Please respect copyright.PENANADjYVBnVyKQ
43Please respect copyright.PENANAizAZKtlBVf
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。43Please respect copyright.PENANALy6odm89jS
43Please respect copyright.PENANApVf3nnV8TM
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」43Please respect copyright.PENANA6CUfOk9hiH
43Please respect copyright.PENANA92tlwpHrrK
「對!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAuR5OXusbDb
43Please respect copyright.PENANApdEUWGEb6S
「那我就把他帶開。」43Please respect copyright.PENANA4gQIgNGlxz
43Please respect copyright.PENANAdyqKuQIEYF
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」43Please respect copyright.PENANANgfr3j1EZ9
43Please respect copyright.PENANA5OljEeSaLd
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。43Please respect copyright.PENANAxKC3yUe1yX
43Please respect copyright.PENANAvfzjJc3jY3
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。43Please respect copyright.PENANAimp1DchlED
43Please respect copyright.PENANAnoocbRSyGD
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAG6eQp34jXd
43Please respect copyright.PENANAbfXKXK4QSi
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。43Please respect copyright.PENANAHBmD9NhTbR
43Please respect copyright.PENANAbPN4KDFn4x
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAlJHGpQTQhP
43Please respect copyright.PENANAznukOJQ84R
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAOUn4b07QcD
43Please respect copyright.PENANAMtdq5zuEu2
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAxIsgQdrYBo
43Please respect copyright.PENANArmutoiWPKk
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAmkb7447Yd1
43Please respect copyright.PENANAJ12JK2GCQh
上面是這麼寫的:43Please respect copyright.PENANA8v8lDkONJe
43Please respect copyright.PENANAYKHCvcIN1Q
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。43Please respect copyright.PENANAN3VASHYfNz
43Please respect copyright.PENANAFwKucAijzO
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。43Please respect copyright.PENANAnFLWkhB64z
二、世上只有鄉下好。43Please respect copyright.PENANAAIVUyBHcux
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。43Please respect copyright.PENANAmFsxSzluuD
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。43Please respect copyright.PENANAUur8nryrNS
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。43Please respect copyright.PENANAr4cMbPhqgT
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。43Please respect copyright.PENANAOHWb7sH7Nn
七、……43Please respect copyright.PENANAcXyqBAsSnJ
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。43Please respect copyright.PENANAsjBzYxUfe8
二十一、--』43Please respect copyright.PENANASSYXu81wRG
43Please respect copyright.PENANAU8Fmr4Abns
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!43Please respect copyright.PENANArPJMot25Sq
43Please respect copyright.PENANAAcpv1tQGWF
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAeXsc9M3oSN
43Please respect copyright.PENANAzq650Kl8IC
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」43Please respect copyright.PENANADiKap0rIND
43Please respect copyright.PENANAvd5eR2FWHS
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAHnn0qplNq5
43Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4wax4mauz
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。43Please respect copyright.PENANAtko80yO156
43Please respect copyright.PENANAMcKkaBnITb
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。43Please respect copyright.PENANAtMaUY56C7s
43Please respect copyright.PENANAoTkEyCqnQq
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。43Please respect copyright.PENANAbP5gjqb72d
43Please respect copyright.PENANAe4fUVqPOlO
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAEORZL7sqjB
43Please respect copyright.PENANALz6QOlxuE1
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」43Please respect copyright.PENANARYGsaYU0yv
43Please respect copyright.PENANAMeI7c2AKv2
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 43Please respect copyright.PENANAx1xFPtMVMZ
43Please respect copyright.PENANAvQ9bHBkL3G
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。43Please respect copyright.PENANAJiKPJPhESp
43Please respect copyright.PENANAvsopmkcTr1
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAMl1VbImZw7
ns216.73.216.247da243Please respect copyright.PENANA5XeSgSEP69
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。43Please respect copyright.PENANAKguLLYQune
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。43Please respect copyright.PENANAtP0r0S9AhU
43Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8NzaYvXYi
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。43Please respect copyright.PENANARdWKGeHLjg
43Please respect copyright.PENANA8TKHOSVtfG
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。43Please respect copyright.PENANASylNMehhkV
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。43Please respect copyright.PENANAcTkFbOErxx
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。43Please respect copyright.PENANA5VPeP5JQ8v
43Please respect copyright.PENANAj3aqwLH2pK
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。43Please respect copyright.PENANAvM3k0tsOIn
43Please respect copyright.PENANAOxQJSQlxIh
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAJMKD7QjxH4
43Please respect copyright.PENANAPKUnTNWklK
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAmPLVWKcM3v
43Please respect copyright.PENANAEi8dJAxkb5
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」43Please respect copyright.PENANADjYVBnVyKQ
43Please respect copyright.PENANAizAZKtlBVf
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。43Please respect copyright.PENANALy6odm89jS
43Please respect copyright.PENANApVf3nnV8TM
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」43Please respect copyright.PENANA6CUfOk9hiH
43Please respect copyright.PENANA92tlwpHrrK
「對!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAuR5OXusbDb
43Please respect copyright.PENANApdEUWGEb6S
「那我就把他帶開。」43Please respect copyright.PENANA4gQIgNGlxz
43Please respect copyright.PENANAdyqKuQIEYF
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」43Please respect copyright.PENANANgfr3j1EZ9
43Please respect copyright.PENANA5OljEeSaLd
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。43Please respect copyright.PENANAxKC3yUe1yX
43Please respect copyright.PENANAvfzjJc3jY3
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。43Please respect copyright.PENANAimp1DchlED
43Please respect copyright.PENANAnoocbRSyGD
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAG6eQp34jXd
43Please respect copyright.PENANAbfXKXK4QSi
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。43Please respect copyright.PENANAHBmD9NhTbR
43Please respect copyright.PENANAbPN4KDFn4x
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAlJHGpQTQhP
43Please respect copyright.PENANAznukOJQ84R
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAOUn4b07QcD
43Please respect copyright.PENANAMtdq5zuEu2
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAxIsgQdrYBo
43Please respect copyright.PENANArmutoiWPKk
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAmkb7447Yd1
43Please respect copyright.PENANAJ12JK2GCQh
上面是這麼寫的:43Please respect copyright.PENANA8v8lDkONJe
43Please respect copyright.PENANAYKHCvcIN1Q
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。43Please respect copyright.PENANAN3VASHYfNz
43Please respect copyright.PENANAFwKucAijzO
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。43Please respect copyright.PENANAnFLWkhB64z
二、世上只有鄉下好。43Please respect copyright.PENANAAIVUyBHcux
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。43Please respect copyright.PENANAmFsxSzluuD
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。43Please respect copyright.PENANAUur8nryrNS
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。43Please respect copyright.PENANAr4cMbPhqgT
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。43Please respect copyright.PENANAOHWb7sH7Nn
七、……43Please respect copyright.PENANAcXyqBAsSnJ
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。43Please respect copyright.PENANAsjBzYxUfe8
二十一、--』43Please respect copyright.PENANASSYXu81wRG
43Please respect copyright.PENANAU8Fmr4Abns
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!43Please respect copyright.PENANArPJMot25Sq
43Please respect copyright.PENANAAcpv1tQGWF
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAeXsc9M3oSN
43Please respect copyright.PENANAzq650Kl8IC
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」43Please respect copyright.PENANADiKap0rIND
43Please respect copyright.PENANAvd5eR2FWHS
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」43Please respect copyright.PENANAHnn0qplNq5
43Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4wax4mauz
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。43Please respect copyright.PENANAtko80yO156
43Please respect copyright.PENANAMcKkaBnITb
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。43Please respect copyright.PENANAtMaUY56C7s
43Please respect copyright.PENANAoTkEyCqnQq
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。43Please respect copyright.PENANAbP5gjqb72d
43Please respect copyright.PENANAe4fUVqPOlO
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAEORZL7sqjB
43Please respect copyright.PENANALz6QOlxuE1
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」43Please respect copyright.PENANARYGsaYU0yv
43Please respect copyright.PENANAMeI7c2AKv2
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 43Please respect copyright.PENANAx1xFPtMVMZ
43Please respect copyright.PENANAvQ9bHBkL3G
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。43Please respect copyright.PENANAJiKPJPhESp
43Please respect copyright.PENANAvsopmkcTr1
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAMl1VbImZw7