那夜的綠靜難得熬夜,熬到很早很早,熬到天都大亮外面大公雞都在咕咕叫了,他才頂著兩圈黑眼圈心滿意足地放下手中的毛筆,志得意滿看著花了他一個晚上的曠世巨作。50Please respect copyright.PENANAAObbTwYeGF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAxYFckhxhoR
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。50Please respect copyright.PENANArqQscWxMnc
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。50Please respect copyright.PENANAhIAHbz1P4h
50Please respect copyright.PENANAg2sBDkBe4J
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。50Please respect copyright.PENANAAXEXYrvQDF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAP2oEDqRqul
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。50Please respect copyright.PENANAsVsoYnmcan
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。50Please respect copyright.PENANAq7TzAc6bXD
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5b7ninPmC8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAxSGwbONfKr
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。50Please respect copyright.PENANABjdaN8bLe3
50Please respect copyright.PENANAeW9ii5vy72
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAx0FoYnATw4
50Please respect copyright.PENANAfWaUFzh6ui
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAo69JXsCKQu
50Please respect copyright.PENANArTURPrXaEI
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA1HLQuHzI5j
50Please respect copyright.PENANAVwfAvBeoOa
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。50Please respect copyright.PENANAkhCfEYXjAN
50Please respect copyright.PENANACjBw6QUvpY
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2xctH3b7X9
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7BkyDLUPkj
「對!」50Please respect copyright.PENANASOqrYPNM9k
50Please respect copyright.PENANA9BAL4cPLYJ
「那我就把他帶開。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHseGKWxrSA
50Please respect copyright.PENANAAATPz6vQih
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAfTrHIAZJbr
50Please respect copyright.PENANAxKRLpbV0MZ
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA0zwswjofgN
50Please respect copyright.PENANAU02vmppMr4
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。50Please respect copyright.PENANARQ6WFFP02V
50Please respect copyright.PENANAdBqkW3ph2N
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHWPRJVkrVr
50Please respect copyright.PENANA8yIEFl9O6z
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。50Please respect copyright.PENANAswQ96JGdvE
50Please respect copyright.PENANAgYujzaNcV8
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6CtOaiEYo
50Please respect copyright.PENANAT6UvLuKYEi
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAAuklNyvLal
50Please respect copyright.PENANACLyfQIg2rM
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHSx9YCz2Ui
50Please respect copyright.PENANA33WhaIvGUb
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAYVRvuv3TAK
50Please respect copyright.PENANAE84Gxx1J1R
上面是這麼寫的:50Please respect copyright.PENANAvkh5efqCbc
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7XUnuR44lf
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5EviMhvvtA
50Please respect copyright.PENANAYdf5FU1o2W
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。50Please respect copyright.PENANA1bqqyD55DZ
二、世上只有鄉下好。50Please respect copyright.PENANAe12Zgp1s6a
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。50Please respect copyright.PENANANngYrZvG2e
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。50Please respect copyright.PENANAtexo0PeIoq
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。50Please respect copyright.PENANACMgc8tizs9
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。50Please respect copyright.PENANAHJLHxbF2lR
七、……50Please respect copyright.PENANASEM9nZMtMb
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。50Please respect copyright.PENANA6jretmAf7b
二十一、--』50Please respect copyright.PENANAOoLR7vu3af
50Please respect copyright.PENANA4Tl4L72ONH
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!50Please respect copyright.PENANAFPkmBVHw0p
50Please respect copyright.PENANAiY289hHv3r
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAqVqaTOk9HX
50Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZuntoxyQW
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA9hAZCRE0rt
50Please respect copyright.PENANAttOT88ZUdM
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAr5h6sVZK4W
50Please respect copyright.PENANAnWbqzQQg0l
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。50Please respect copyright.PENANAa1cdAmcqln
50Please respect copyright.PENANATE8p10lMeB
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。50Please respect copyright.PENANAFIcjixEzGX
50Please respect copyright.PENANAlYRA0qqSpp
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。50Please respect copyright.PENANAL36Ud6YBPZ
50Please respect copyright.PENANASozW4wMfRF
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAOElaBTx4bk
50Please respect copyright.PENANAUrpJhIINxf
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAhmXOzHvmja
50Please respect copyright.PENANAr7Btzyzlfw
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 50Please respect copyright.PENANAGKsv0eN6d8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAuI8DcLi2rr
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAwdSNIJGs6Y
50Please respect copyright.PENANA44ndtH1ZgT
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAx8mKIKvSJb
ns216.73.216.224da2 50Please respect copyright.PENANAxYFckhxhoR
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。50Please respect copyright.PENANArqQscWxMnc
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。50Please respect copyright.PENANAhIAHbz1P4h
50Please respect copyright.PENANAg2sBDkBe4J
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。50Please respect copyright.PENANAAXEXYrvQDF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAP2oEDqRqul
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。50Please respect copyright.PENANAsVsoYnmcan
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。50Please respect copyright.PENANAq7TzAc6bXD
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5b7ninPmC8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAxSGwbONfKr
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。50Please respect copyright.PENANABjdaN8bLe3
50Please respect copyright.PENANAeW9ii5vy72
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAx0FoYnATw4
50Please respect copyright.PENANAfWaUFzh6ui
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAo69JXsCKQu
50Please respect copyright.PENANArTURPrXaEI
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA1HLQuHzI5j
50Please respect copyright.PENANAVwfAvBeoOa
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。50Please respect copyright.PENANAkhCfEYXjAN
50Please respect copyright.PENANACjBw6QUvpY
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2xctH3b7X9
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7BkyDLUPkj
「對!」50Please respect copyright.PENANASOqrYPNM9k
50Please respect copyright.PENANA9BAL4cPLYJ
「那我就把他帶開。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHseGKWxrSA
50Please respect copyright.PENANAAATPz6vQih
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAfTrHIAZJbr
50Please respect copyright.PENANAxKRLpbV0MZ
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA0zwswjofgN
50Please respect copyright.PENANAU02vmppMr4
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。50Please respect copyright.PENANARQ6WFFP02V
50Please respect copyright.PENANAdBqkW3ph2N
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHWPRJVkrVr
50Please respect copyright.PENANA8yIEFl9O6z
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。50Please respect copyright.PENANAswQ96JGdvE
50Please respect copyright.PENANAgYujzaNcV8
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6CtOaiEYo
50Please respect copyright.PENANAT6UvLuKYEi
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAAuklNyvLal
50Please respect copyright.PENANACLyfQIg2rM
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHSx9YCz2Ui
50Please respect copyright.PENANA33WhaIvGUb
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAYVRvuv3TAK
50Please respect copyright.PENANAE84Gxx1J1R
上面是這麼寫的:50Please respect copyright.PENANAvkh5efqCbc
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7XUnuR44lf
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5EviMhvvtA
50Please respect copyright.PENANAYdf5FU1o2W
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。50Please respect copyright.PENANA1bqqyD55DZ
二、世上只有鄉下好。50Please respect copyright.PENANAe12Zgp1s6a
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。50Please respect copyright.PENANANngYrZvG2e
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。50Please respect copyright.PENANAtexo0PeIoq
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。50Please respect copyright.PENANACMgc8tizs9
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。50Please respect copyright.PENANAHJLHxbF2lR
七、……50Please respect copyright.PENANASEM9nZMtMb
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。50Please respect copyright.PENANA6jretmAf7b
二十一、--』50Please respect copyright.PENANAOoLR7vu3af
50Please respect copyright.PENANA4Tl4L72ONH
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!50Please respect copyright.PENANAFPkmBVHw0p
50Please respect copyright.PENANAiY289hHv3r
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAqVqaTOk9HX
50Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZuntoxyQW
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA9hAZCRE0rt
50Please respect copyright.PENANAttOT88ZUdM
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAr5h6sVZK4W
50Please respect copyright.PENANAnWbqzQQg0l
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。50Please respect copyright.PENANAa1cdAmcqln
50Please respect copyright.PENANATE8p10lMeB
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。50Please respect copyright.PENANAFIcjixEzGX
50Please respect copyright.PENANAlYRA0qqSpp
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。50Please respect copyright.PENANAL36Ud6YBPZ
50Please respect copyright.PENANASozW4wMfRF
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAOElaBTx4bk
50Please respect copyright.PENANAUrpJhIINxf
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAhmXOzHvmja
50Please respect copyright.PENANAr7Btzyzlfw
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 50Please respect copyright.PENANAGKsv0eN6d8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAuI8DcLi2rr
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAwdSNIJGs6Y
50Please respect copyright.PENANA44ndtH1ZgT
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAx8mKIKvSJb