那夜的綠靜難得熬夜,熬到很早很早,熬到天都大亮外面大公雞都在咕咕叫了,他才頂著兩圈黑眼圈心滿意足地放下手中的毛筆,志得意滿看著花了他一個晚上的曠世巨作。50Please respect copyright.PENANAERC8awAiHw
50Please respect copyright.PENANAql1qcM4RHf
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。50Please respect copyright.PENANALRvq69oCA1
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。50Please respect copyright.PENANAf6RVGSYhJJ
50Please respect copyright.PENANA80jzRA0sHp
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。50Please respect copyright.PENANANDbq6AzaBr
50Please respect copyright.PENANAZTm6V6lIcq
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。50Please respect copyright.PENANAn3D9iGlUwk
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。50Please respect copyright.PENANAIze2qai7Sc
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。50Please respect copyright.PENANAekbl6ag2OU
50Please respect copyright.PENANAi2g3U4dECu
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAjZVYLInC4g
50Please respect copyright.PENANAhxnZpPzFeM
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」50Please respect copyright.PENANA1otOWrVBMJ
50Please respect copyright.PENANAMzXKK26UWV
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA9lEzqmWdFZ
50Please respect copyright.PENANAvMSUHJ4ZDn
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」50Please respect copyright.PENANASRzOu3W7m5
50Please respect copyright.PENANAmsJrE95503
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJZTVGcuTY8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAqBJqtqPdju
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAoARTwG9Ilm
50Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8LJ0Dphtx
「對!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAwytMwgovsj
50Please respect copyright.PENANAenI1MokijE
「那我就把他帶開。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAfp6KVPGPQS
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXd4sUxzQMA
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAIfuKetHctW
50Please respect copyright.PENANADFzp6jt5el
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAxfM1X1AED7
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7dzOmTyWXT
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。50Please respect copyright.PENANAamc2NA9hes
50Please respect copyright.PENANAEX06zXS9lw
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAyQgh7YVQY6
50Please respect copyright.PENANAaJmfsapZ7Z
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。50Please respect copyright.PENANA63jZw8k52O
50Please respect copyright.PENANARf4iDywwbH
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAdUnph8udc8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAPqY2p68li3
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」50Please respect copyright.PENANARMWiSyYfLK
50Please respect copyright.PENANApxvUvDcjRO
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAbD9HAaSGo6
50Please respect copyright.PENANASqRj99znbr
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」50Please respect copyright.PENANA8aP1vP8meF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAlbjYNUwkAz
上面是這麼寫的:50Please respect copyright.PENANAh4j3HnvLHz
50Please respect copyright.PENANAQU1LzGeEmB
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJd7U66U5KI
50Please respect copyright.PENANAK17BjAvNDY
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。50Please respect copyright.PENANA10GXTFXN5Y
二、世上只有鄉下好。50Please respect copyright.PENANAmlHofnSSHm
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。50Please respect copyright.PENANAQxExYR3Ego
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。50Please respect copyright.PENANAuhFigtYVZE
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。50Please respect copyright.PENANAk8RHpJLKP1
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。50Please respect copyright.PENANAoFZrtHTET7
七、……50Please respect copyright.PENANA02ap1mat2Y
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。50Please respect copyright.PENANAj2NTuLihxM
二十一、--』50Please respect copyright.PENANAovfClGxNOv
50Please respect copyright.PENANAuZ7Ct7gw3e
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!50Please respect copyright.PENANAGhjVOZk3MB
50Please respect copyright.PENANAMQXyOXeJ0g
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAwMQYrIW7kG
50Please respect copyright.PENANAWXX9h2Nk33
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAVvxRFUFTaL
50Please respect copyright.PENANAJnQ9NUcPzn
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAoGFICchxWB
50Please respect copyright.PENANAxf4riPNHhG
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。50Please respect copyright.PENANAZkxgsEdsmF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAbhcYAnBtOo
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。50Please respect copyright.PENANA8mqz29nOCC
50Please respect copyright.PENANAiiRkiqlMoF
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。50Please respect copyright.PENANAg8UBH0UBwC
50Please respect copyright.PENANA1QYaSvtiE4
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAiB6TnVzwPC
50Please respect copyright.PENANADNLUDNftU9
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA0S6wuTIIGm
50Please respect copyright.PENANALtcLgpbqm3
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 50Please respect copyright.PENANAxcipvrThRg
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXfzQ06XRb7
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAwy3Nb09cvw
50Please respect copyright.PENANAeR6P0c3zXy
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA9sVNKt9fvI
ns216.73.216.224da2 50Please respect copyright.PENANAql1qcM4RHf
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。50Please respect copyright.PENANALRvq69oCA1
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。50Please respect copyright.PENANAf6RVGSYhJJ
50Please respect copyright.PENANA80jzRA0sHp
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。50Please respect copyright.PENANANDbq6AzaBr
50Please respect copyright.PENANAZTm6V6lIcq
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。50Please respect copyright.PENANAn3D9iGlUwk
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。50Please respect copyright.PENANAIze2qai7Sc
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。50Please respect copyright.PENANAekbl6ag2OU
50Please respect copyright.PENANAi2g3U4dECu
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAjZVYLInC4g
50Please respect copyright.PENANAhxnZpPzFeM
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」50Please respect copyright.PENANA1otOWrVBMJ
50Please respect copyright.PENANAMzXKK26UWV
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA9lEzqmWdFZ
50Please respect copyright.PENANAvMSUHJ4ZDn
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」50Please respect copyright.PENANASRzOu3W7m5
50Please respect copyright.PENANAmsJrE95503
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJZTVGcuTY8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAqBJqtqPdju
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAoARTwG9Ilm
50Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8LJ0Dphtx
「對!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAwytMwgovsj
50Please respect copyright.PENANAenI1MokijE
「那我就把他帶開。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAfp6KVPGPQS
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXd4sUxzQMA
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAIfuKetHctW
50Please respect copyright.PENANADFzp6jt5el
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAxfM1X1AED7
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7dzOmTyWXT
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。50Please respect copyright.PENANAamc2NA9hes
50Please respect copyright.PENANAEX06zXS9lw
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAyQgh7YVQY6
50Please respect copyright.PENANAaJmfsapZ7Z
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。50Please respect copyright.PENANA63jZw8k52O
50Please respect copyright.PENANARf4iDywwbH
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAdUnph8udc8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAPqY2p68li3
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」50Please respect copyright.PENANARMWiSyYfLK
50Please respect copyright.PENANApxvUvDcjRO
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAbD9HAaSGo6
50Please respect copyright.PENANASqRj99znbr
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」50Please respect copyright.PENANA8aP1vP8meF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAlbjYNUwkAz
上面是這麼寫的:50Please respect copyright.PENANAh4j3HnvLHz
50Please respect copyright.PENANAQU1LzGeEmB
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJd7U66U5KI
50Please respect copyright.PENANAK17BjAvNDY
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。50Please respect copyright.PENANA10GXTFXN5Y
二、世上只有鄉下好。50Please respect copyright.PENANAmlHofnSSHm
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。50Please respect copyright.PENANAQxExYR3Ego
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。50Please respect copyright.PENANAuhFigtYVZE
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。50Please respect copyright.PENANAk8RHpJLKP1
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。50Please respect copyright.PENANAoFZrtHTET7
七、……50Please respect copyright.PENANA02ap1mat2Y
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。50Please respect copyright.PENANAj2NTuLihxM
二十一、--』50Please respect copyright.PENANAovfClGxNOv
50Please respect copyright.PENANAuZ7Ct7gw3e
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!50Please respect copyright.PENANAGhjVOZk3MB
50Please respect copyright.PENANAMQXyOXeJ0g
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAwMQYrIW7kG
50Please respect copyright.PENANAWXX9h2Nk33
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAVvxRFUFTaL
50Please respect copyright.PENANAJnQ9NUcPzn
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAoGFICchxWB
50Please respect copyright.PENANAxf4riPNHhG
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。50Please respect copyright.PENANAZkxgsEdsmF
50Please respect copyright.PENANAbhcYAnBtOo
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。50Please respect copyright.PENANA8mqz29nOCC
50Please respect copyright.PENANAiiRkiqlMoF
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。50Please respect copyright.PENANAg8UBH0UBwC
50Please respect copyright.PENANA1QYaSvtiE4
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAiB6TnVzwPC
50Please respect copyright.PENANADNLUDNftU9
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA0S6wuTIIGm
50Please respect copyright.PENANALtcLgpbqm3
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 50Please respect copyright.PENANAxcipvrThRg
50Please respect copyright.PENANAXfzQ06XRb7
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAwy3Nb09cvw
50Please respect copyright.PENANAeR6P0c3zXy
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA9sVNKt9fvI