我在醒著的時候清醒過來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiJJA8Ihej
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沒有奇蹟似的回到我可愛的宿舍，身邊景色依然是竹林房間，卻已經沒有諸葛亮的身影。不，應該說已經沒有我的身影。我看著身上的青布衣，又打了自己一巴掌，輕輕的，觸感卻依然真實。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAHjDhFJJy
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何等的莫名其妙。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNxwUyrIO8
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我躺下，睡個回籠覺好了，看看會不會睡醒就突然跑回去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoM3CalNsC
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但我還不來及閉上眼睛，竹門突然打開，一個大概八、九歲左右的孩子走了進來。就我看那應該是個小女孩，但她黑髮極短，棕衣短褲做男孩打扮，讓我不確定是個小蘿莉還是小正太，唯有十分可愛這一點可以確定。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLzNm5fSL0
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這個十分可愛的孩子走進來，卻是冷著臉，九十度鞠躬：「主人，請問有任何吩咐？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvHMg5LIce
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這是個好問題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwtiXquRP8
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTgqhhVLpu
那孩子挺起身，又問了一次：「主人，有何吩咐？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi5URB4b7U
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好吧，看來不回應是不行了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgLfdFk5mU
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXS4NcwAQf
我直截了當地問：「你知道我不是諸葛亮嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnFiAcUoNu
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapNXnN7ZsF
孩子：「知道，現在您是我的主人。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9cudfSsNY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0bp4utOix
我想了想，畢竟是古代，有幾個童男、童女當僕人是很正常的，也就沒有懷疑太多。而且諸葛亮會將替身的事情告訴她，應該是對她有一定的信任。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwySMw2h2Jt
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我：「你是男還是女啊？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0SxO4jttT
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孩子：「女。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1dMJS716o
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我：「叫什麼名字？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmgoaDXBoV
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孩子：「諸葛髻。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrVSOgECzJ
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喔，諸葛……啊？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxberf8mmXB
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我懷疑地問：「妳跟諸葛亮什麼關係？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWETbOUbZ1
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諸葛髻：「主僕。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkgnSv6Exq
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喔，可能只是剛好同姓？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsXIlWF4Yw
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我決定換個方式問：「妳跟他有血緣關係嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nGYWxvGAZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbInmUBChvk
諸葛髻：「同父同母。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy1aqLpBoi
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同父同母……親妹妹？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoG9z2WHghh
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那傢伙把親妹妹當僕人使喚啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MCCfNrVVE
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp947n63yV1
冷靜、冷靜，他妹妹不是我妹妹，就當我什麼都沒問，我沒問，我真的沒問。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt831BZo4eb
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我還沒調整好心態，於是說：「沒事了，妳走開些吧，我想靜一靜。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94e9aAqbOn
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「是。」諸葛髻答應，卻又開口：「請容我提醒您，黃承彥先生約定今天會來拜訪您。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxxwbRc9dF
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這麼快！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL28dfemoYD
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據我所知，黃承彥就是諸葛亮的岳父，換個說法，黃承彥的女兒就是諸葛亮的妻子，黃碩、黃綬、黃月英……也有可能根本沒有名字，各種說法不同。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsCJAyKfbq
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唯一確定的是她的綽號。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHUzEsXldZ
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阿醜！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gG7x6Oaf7
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人的名字是父母取的，明明很笨也可以叫「聰明」，明明很矮也可以叫「高」，並沒有值得參考的地方。但綽號可不一樣，尤其是這種眾人異口同聲叫出來的綽號，一個人的特徵表露無遺。加上當事人的口述，可以拿來當直接證據的人證口供，這位黃小姐醜到諸葛亮都要逃跑，尊容可以想見。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJabhjLIIS
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不過，我印象中她是一位溫柔賢淑的人，諸葛亮卻說她「個性差得用老母形容都侮辱老母」……雖然我不知道老母到底是有多差，但肯定不是一件好事。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bauTpLasD
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要知道，如果是一位溫柔賢淑的大老婆，醜一點無所謂，在這個年代大可以娶兩個、三個，甚至四個、五個都無所謂，搞不好還有助家庭和諧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWwodRYmfN
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但一個又凶又醜的老婆就是另一回事了，想像一下，如果你的老婆是你的老媽，那完全是一個災難是不是？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8pgukeUCU
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好吧，我承認那比喻怪怪的，但大概可以理解諸葛亮想要逃跑的心情。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQma9gaApNG
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我：「何時會過來？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XDf6q1zHa
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXsS70CSv2
諸葛髻：「會過來用午膳。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXfKCKPNOg
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEbGwr1YMd
我：「現在什麼時候了？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCz5hrHwrR
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEMepnr9XF
諸葛髻：「巳時剛過。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujN3O2WKO1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ0UNWiclt
十一點！連逃跑的時間都不給我，真不愧是諸葛亮。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDigyBPNmJ
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諸葛髻：「主人是否要梳洗更衣？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj9DvmCDQz
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjOtzJAUYJ
我想起「我」披頭散髮的樣子，無論接下來會如何，體面點出去見人總是比較好說話一些。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qmm4wFRUs
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我：「好吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqpc0wEJOU
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諸葛髻：「請稍等。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM63OrjZZH
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諸葛髻先從旁邊提了張高腳凳到我面前，然後走出房間。我透過房門看出去，那是一條用青石板鋪出來，十分深長的走廊，或許這個地方比我想像中要大一些。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4MvjoaC8D
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諸葛髻沒有走遠，只是在門外彎下腰，拿著一個裝著小水盆和幾條布條的大水盆進來，將水盆擺在凳子上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKVIjFSfuG
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我正打算要洗臉，諸葛髻卻阻止我，搶道：「請讓我侍奉您。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrplDXU2Tc
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我：「不用了，我自己來。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUQEfZLG8w
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諸葛髻愣了一下，似乎是受到了很大的驚嚇，隨即又轉為淡然哀傷，最後像是看破一切：「是。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwAxtD4kpO
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反應也太奇怪了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3YW2cU0yf
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諸葛髻從懷中拿出一把小刀。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv5s5DGx2H
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我嚇了一大跳：「妳幹什麼？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzxQ8opFH5
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諸葛髻：「既然主人不需要我，那我就沒有活下去的意義。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGR8IhpV1B
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EVgZdu0RC
諸葛髻說完，揮刀往自己脖子上抹去。她手起刀落異常快速，我根本反應不過來，眼看她就要血濺當場。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfzVJB4xFl
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但我的身體已經自動將諸葛髻的手抓住，好像有點厲害。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF7UYrI1uh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJDsrJVgDe
過兩秒，我的腦袋才反應過來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjzvuOYEw7
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我不住喘氣。媽的，真的有必要這麼激進？要死之前先溝通一下行不行？打個生命線好不好？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm8Sbx1wjX
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我把她的刀子拿走，說：「好、好，那就交給妳了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHk6DncO3b
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLKHYNhr3X
不給妳洗我的臉妳就要去死，再不願意也得願意啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURfKzLXG6V
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諸葛髻簡直像看穿了我的心思：「如果主人不願意，請不用顧忌我。我只不過是個僕人，我的生命比起您的喜樂是微不足道的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPKSdxn536
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我：「讓人幫我洗臉就是我的夢想啊！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqQpHEBUry
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諸葛髻點點頭：「那請您坐好。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn99BFPUm7u
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVh1KlNj1j
我就這麼呆坐著，等著諸葛髻拿毛巾沾水緩緩擦拭我的臉龐，盛水給我漱口拿盆子在旁邊接著，用梳子整理我長得毫無意義的頭髮……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygQ2SOmKDO
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超級奇怪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytAxsGAdNY
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這種階級觀念，或根本是諸葛亮亂灌輸他妹妹的錯誤觀念，一時間令人十分難以接受。不過，救人一命勝造七級浮屠，我就當作是做善事吧，忍耐、忍耐、忍耐。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD66C6Cdroh
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「給我慢著！」怎麼脫起我的衣服啦？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeaDrmITVx
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHNYtTh13N
諸葛髻已經拉掉我腰上的繫帶，正要脫下我的衣服。開什麼玩笑，我很清楚知道諸葛亮裡面一件內衣都沒有，拉掉這件布，我就是一塊活生生赤裸裸的肉。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2oJodnQJL
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不！絕不！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzJtF9444M
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諸葛髻卻是給我一個無法理解的表情，問道：「主人，怎麼了？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow3mDCg1rT
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSsvnNnNKE
我：「換衣服我自己來就行了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlMAmhAZfh
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諸葛髻鬆開手，我鬆了一口氣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwPQ9EzmNo
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她就拿著繩子去一旁上吊了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl4UAxPxfX
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我：「等等、等等！好，讓妳幫我，我不動就是了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc74UckQqp
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3Nx1H4OFl
諸葛髻將繩子放下，道：「主人不需要管我……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkRnOvzvjQ
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我：「我命令妳幫我更衣。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuAxIUwSem
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諸葛髻：「是。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIbntztfWj
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唉，這種被兒童保護團體看到肯定會被找去關切的畫面，我就不多解釋。但諸葛髻那熟練而習以為常的動作倒是讓我安心不少，至少我不是一個猥褻女童的變態。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WdO29iFBK
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偷罵我是鬼父（似戀童）的自己去面壁，好好反省你的變態人生。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi7FSG2SsK
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我「被」換上了一件能在竹林起保護色作用的綠色鑲黃邊長袍，頂上一個灰黑高帽罩住我盤起的頭髮，銅鏡一照，還算是人模人樣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ6DsPzsml
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換好衣服，諸葛髻領著我出去，經過青石走廊，進入一個石磚房子的客廳。那客廳按一般眼光來說十分簡陋，沒有主位，只有左右兩邊各兩張共四張椅子，每張椅子旁邊擺著一張茶桌。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLK2Ty07Uka
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就沒了！空蕩到說是家徒四壁也不為過。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sCHg0o4aX
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不過，客廳三面採光，門口正對一個五開屏風大小的空洞，直接看到外面竹林蓊鬱，好像天然壁畫；牆角一個檀木薰香燒起白煙，香氣瀰漫空氣中，令人感到放鬆；大門外又是一個青石板通道，蜿蜒隱沒在竹林當中。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5S3YVqQnA
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不會令人感覺寒酸，反而有種遠離塵囂的風雅之感。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpbXfcg2fO
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諸葛髻一躬身，道：「請主人在此等候。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetgznAbTAu
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她說完就直接離開，我則是隨意坐下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSki5kU2qzd
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshjqNCTqXR
如果要我為這個章節寫一個三國演義的標題，就是：悍妻阿醜張牙舞爪，無賴臥龍捲款潛逃。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6CDgNiEHD
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以此推測下一章，大概是：黃氏午來髮怒衝，孔明未出身先死。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe26WxrYoOr
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是的，我猜我的死亡率高達九成。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnawa1Grz4q
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31t47pb5ym
怎麼說？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mefBqiR9O
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoplAtWJFtX
因為我不打算娶他女兒，但我又還不出東西。欠債不還人的遇上暴力討債集團，還能有什麼好下場？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C8L8mtUp6
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6LB0ye9Ev
賭一把了，如果死不了，我相信大難不死必有後福的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQi3TcpJgf
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiVNa5zb8E
叮叮叮！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQMnoU3X9x
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGAwfVSqhD
外頭傳來鐵片撞擊的聲音，我還沒會過意，諸葛髻已經走到客廳，說：「客人來了，主人要出去迎接嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvwwMXxrym
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOAaNC3FBK
是門鈴，竟然是門鈴。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAWvpz7jPN
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FthDxpSb7
我：「我該出去嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrLi19Y8GG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ISqN7dopN
諸葛髻：「由您自己決定。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IairyYVZy
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76wJXNXdOO
我想了一下，禮多人不怪，還是出去迎接一下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQpYCycMKo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJtFwUZ0hi
但我才起身，諸葛髻就開口：「但我勸您別去。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CluGrQNKq
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xBKk2OHk5
等我決定了再勸我，很好。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqgNWqVhBk
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0MuNsiq9r
我：「為什麼？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac9iafcrJz
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7E3T0ZOXrH
諸葛髻：「對方並非俗人，來意也很清楚，一點點禮數並不重要。您應該留在這裡，甚至先去一旁躲著，一方面可以觀察對方，另一方面可以自抬身價，增加與對方談判的空間。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1iGFiPaiz
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyimtvarZJb
我：「妳怎麼知道我要跟他們談判？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRVgzOiblb
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAb5hXu5jS
諸葛髻：「主人的表情應該收斂一點，比較好隱藏思緒。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEXUw8XmVX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULkvl8CYr1
被一個小女孩看透的感覺真是糟糕透頂。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBH8SYCTc8
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe79O8Hyva
我裝出嚴肅的表情：「妳去請他們進來。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpiJvIjJfC
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1mKn887Lp
諸葛髻一躬身，走了出去。而我決定接受諸葛髻的建議，先離開客廳，躲在窗戶外面觀察。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpPX1Uk1D7
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4DgOsHOCr
沒多久，諸葛髻帶著兩個人走進來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaxPnItlsG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h3U3w7iae
先進來的是一名男性老者，他有著跟諸葛亮一樣做作的長髮，髮色銀白雪亮到像是故意染成銀色的，身材高大壯碩，一張臉紅潤飽滿，雖然看得出來上了年紀，卻不顯老態。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OOWaJ9sCs
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZall6nh6HC
後面進來的一名女子，或著說從身材來看是一名女子。其實這名女子的身材確實不錯，目測身高是一百七十公分左右，黑色長髮披肩，雖然外面包著一件棕色風衣，還是能知道她的身材修長勻稱，尤其是傲人的胸前第二性徵十分惹眼，我的眼睛都不知道該往哪裡看了，在千年後絕對是各種女神。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQjOR2B4fN
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只可惜這時候沒有修圖技術，更沒辦法整形。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHRfo2R1U1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqiU5iI2JE
她的臉，或說「應該是臉的部位」，完全不成模樣。皮膚鬆垮垮的像隻太過老邁的鬥牛犬，上面長滿紅黑交雜的斑斑點點，鼻頭膿包紅腫像是長了蟲的半顆蓮霧，一顆長著痣的瘤塊霸佔整個額頭。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw7w4jT0Qq
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MaLS2Cccs
我不喜歡美女，我只注重氣質內涵，那當然都是騙人的，但我真的不是一個非常在意外表的人。那些被同學朋友叫歪妹、恐龍妹、醜頭怪臉、河東獅子吼、豬八戒坐飛機醜到飛天的，我還是會保持一般朋友的態度交往，至少至少，不會做出一些歧視的行為。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3duenppbdI
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但我連看著這個女人都辦不到。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkXohow9Zf
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB98gEERlhO
很不想承認，但那應該就是黃承彥和他女兒。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbxbXUY5Dr
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIAzAkZnwZ
兩人走進客廳，黃承彥還站著，身為女兒的卻已經坐下，坐姿跟我想像中中國古代溫柔端莊的女性完全不一樣，只差一隻腳沒有跨上椅子，不然簡直活脫脫像個山老大。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox37FqGbnY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAXVgRyNns
諸葛髻請黃承彥入座，接著道：「我去請主人過來。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWMpnCethm
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58Buzt90R5
我走向後門，讓諸葛髻從後門走出來就能立刻遇見我，並帶著諸葛髻走遠一些。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQQ41yiujH
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bMiYSImoD
確定客廳的兩人聽不到我說話，我才開口：「那個女人叫什麼名字？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhydFDhvnT2
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諸葛髻：「黃月英。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm5CleeyGu
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXY6Vjlf9O
原來是黃月英！奇聞軼事的可信度反而比寫得正經八百的史書高。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNNF5rYUVd
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdRX9vid0z
我突然想起一件事：「對了，諸葛亮以前見過她嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdlvoiWZX1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eHorFhaR6
諸葛髻：「遠遠看過一次，並不認識。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqMKUDkLEZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlsxuxNmud
我：「那她有沒有比較忌諱的話？像是豬啊、醜啊，還是老母之類的？會不會特別容易發怒？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0yEWg9LEa
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLj6oeJjFn
諸葛髻：「當時看到她是在酒館，一個醉漢被她打得全身是傷。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0p6TnJdzI
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTVXQGbqy7
我：「喔？為什麼？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4Z5AFPDYJ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglHWsXmaMd
諸葛髻：「那個人看了她一眼。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8JKdAkVvS
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCfFQzhi1j
……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TRhw7EiYL
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沒了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKBcN8Tktr
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流氓啊！根本就是屁孩小混混啊！我幾乎可以想像她當時的台詞──「看　」、「怎樣」、「不爽逆」，然後就砸酒瓶了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMR9izTfOT
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我走到門前，竟然膽怯了。又站了兩分鐘左右，才推開門走進去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7d9qgHdLR
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三人眼神交會。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdQ5rmwAgb
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9sLoOt5Ap
心情怪到難以言喻，但我還是硬著頭皮走上前。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZij7EVNTL6
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3d6lDvBgY
黃承彥起身，笑道：「哈哈哈，諸葛老弟，還真要人三催四請啊！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhykX9MFFq
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQupNms8Pfv
我淡淡地說：「一個不注意，睡過頭了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4xE33RFpn
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuDSoZ8THq
黃承彥：「你不會忘了我們有約吧？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWt0VwLuGi
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7QhB90PTb
我：「怎麼可能？先坐吧，僕人很快就把午飯弄好。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfcYsr5kBo
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坐？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCg2ucnjQi
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我還來不及坐，黃月英已經站起，走到我面前。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0yLq9JX7o
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUZbik3Pjz
黃月英看了我一眼，眼神能有多鄙視就有多鄙視，用低啞到像砂紙摩擦的聲音說：「就這個傢伙？看起來有夠蠢的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeS5nkuOHU
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzJS15vimG
蠢？我都還沒嫌妳醜，竟然說我蠢？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgK2xKC4wa
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexIvMn8eYr
黃承彥連忙緩頰：「月英，妳怎麼能這樣說話？他的長相當然比不上爹爹，妳就別把標準放太高了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz8i5RYOsn
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等等，這好像不是緩頰？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyhcY1JEs8
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCbQ9X18Te
「你閉嘴，你說此人才智天下無雙，我才勉強過來看看的。」黃月英竟是用斥罵的語氣：「要是你騙我，回去就有你好看。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIAxLUdyPk
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPNUHVu9mQ
黃承彥：「我知道，但妳答應過，只要他的才智勝過妳，妳就肯嫁給他，這可不能賴吧？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHZ3hhS3U2
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HM60bM0s5
黃月英：「那是不可能的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjxL4eZHJ9
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKRIcqZr7k
這兩個父女很適合去說相聲，一搭一唱讓我連話都插不上。順便一提，這兩個人莫名其妙的自信也是一絕。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt5vsQZTD8
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EaLeXRrDO
不過這時我發現一個重點，可能是我唯一的一線生機。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv31Ftzjl5o
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfhdWXd7Dz
黃月英本人並不想嫁給我。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zEouqdUyi
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqcC9RbQ3h
我的思緒快速轉動，將情況瞭解一遍。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aztW5Gbjv
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNEJjBW0tP
黃月英大概是個被寵上天、自視甚高、得了公主病的女人，是不是真的很聰明則有待商榷；黃承彥八成是受不了這女兒，想找個男人把他推入火坑──我沒有打錯性別──只是黃月英開了條件，對方要比她聰明才行。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9MAWfIoXy
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQB6axXn7J
我立刻想到了一個好方法。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPa8LCk3sY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37fnCbn2TG
我：「兩位，且先聽我一言。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtL3y10MNW
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLV5vczP7m
兩人同時看著我。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLnQzCcumv
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7NnNe6xbd
我：「窈窕淑女、君子好逑，以黃姑娘沉魚落雁、閉月羞花之貌，追求的男子必如蜂趨於蜜、蟻就於糖，卻又冰雪聰明、有九龍之智，實令在下難擋愛慕之心、追求之意。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ajuK9TevP
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcDy3VJS9E
如果有機會，我一定帶一籃水果去謝謝我的國文老師。當然，是沒機會了我才這麼說。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FxMyPFE91
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡski6JJYQ0H
黃月英：「你說話也太噁心了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FmaWCfYNN
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABMym3ukzV
我竟然被古人嫌棄了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqisexHnbkU
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QUbNOfJzI
不！我不能灰心，我堅持繼續說下去：「在下雖一貧如洗、身無長才，更配不上姑娘萬分之一，還是想盡力一試，一博姑娘青睞。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyCsdc2fOf
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY4cwTf7px
黃月英將臉湊到我面前，面無表情，冷冷地說：「你確定？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJw2eqwAe2
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmTAYnu88D
是個好問題，我有點想吐。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdgj1Wf8Hj
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1SCtsb43j
我若無其事轉身，坐到椅子上──其實我有點腿軟這就不說了──這才接話：「當然。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5sYJRPu8v
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvleMH1u5Ns
但那個傢伙走前兩步，又把臉湊到我面前：「真的？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3IOMNuLVP
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlx6kFq5xS
靠！臭女人，她真的不知道自己那張臉有夠醜的，簡直是不知羞恥、不守婦道、喪盡天良，根本就是公害！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOojQx1DieC
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm3HfBkQCl
我無處可躲，只能看著對方的眼睛，拼命忍住吐得她滿臉都是的衝動，說：「絕對是真的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4K5x52KSmy
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmrDZN6K1s
黃月英這才與我拉開距離：「行，反正我答應我爹了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz2D2wJZ0y
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVuBA4hfEl
她不屑地笑了下：「前提是你有實力才行。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObfoNERXJc
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搞定！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHN1JR8d0t
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還真以為我想娶妳啊，也不去照照鏡子！長得不好看就算了，個性還比老母還糟糕，零分。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20u3ZW9zhb
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我只要假裝很努力、但最後還是沒辦法完成黃月英的要求，那就算仁至義盡，娶不了她就不是我的問題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH4waILgqL
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99EMwSLkG4
這時諸葛髻走了進來：「午膳已經準備好了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu9LDm9Be0
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFoFOw8AYC
「有什麼話，吃過午飯再說吧！」我做出個邀請的姿勢：「請。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vyijLrheq
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「等一等。」黃承彥卻另有打算：「月英，妳先過去，我有話單獨跟他說。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEzRosgE5j
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4Uzguyq8t
我點頭示意諸葛髻帶著黃月英先離開。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp7G2oeTIB
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcdz10npBr
待兩人離開，黃承彥劈頭就說：「諸葛老弟，借了我的四象八卦圖去，有沒有什麼進展？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1bBiSUAAV
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqML2QDnDTY
我根本就不知道那是什麼鬼，隨便胡扯：「太過深奧，尚未有所斬獲。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEntQVQ2qG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fFUYy2Vze
黃承彥笑了幾聲，道：「哈哈，那可是我畢生精髓，短短幾天當然無法理解。不過你放心，只要你娶了小女，我再向你詳加解釋，以你的才智，不出七天就能融會貫通。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1l6I3iody
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BiaHRluiH
我：「你太看得起我了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5A9ISclma
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyErYVIkb8
「你太過謙虛了，我們交往這麼久，還裝什麼？」黃承諺點頭：「不過，小女是我一手調教，我也提醒過她你對兵法玄卦無一不通，她可不會出你擅長的題目。想贏她，你可得拿出真本事了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwEj3q0Lz3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PXItQfNuz
誰要跟你交往啊，噁心死了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15we6DuCRZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOuE7VJd12
我：「黃姑娘天資聰穎，也是我心之所向，我只能說我會盡力。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtwZbXFpdj
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPRWIqmHwW
黃承彥嘖嘖兩聲：「說真的，小女是被我嬌寵過頭，個性差了一點，如果這門婚事成了，希望你能多多包涵。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKKcyWllpP
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUnKsKYfE0
我：「黃姑娘是個性直爽、誠實中肯。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqabUnLQd7
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ122fbeIcLb
黃承彥的表情一點都不相信我的話：「不過我醜話還是說在前頭，如果你過不了她那一關，借你的東西還是得還給我，要是想賴帳，可別怪我不客氣。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1yXJbd7yw
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjqgRi6ylV
完了，我的完美計畫在還未實行之前就被狠狠地一槍搗破。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3FSrTMQtY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUUsbV4kmC
我勉強說：「這是當然。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEANsmhXjlL
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIxyM1SA2s
黃承彥：「好了，我們過去吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaADT59Szyd
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlaKFUSgRv
「好。」我走了兩步，就停下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnWMT6ywzZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dja7MDKSa
有一個問題，在哪裡吃飯？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3SHBVUlyM
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3vXgibJQG
黃承彥：「怎麼了？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1g0UliYKa
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0otCx5w4A
我：「這個，嗯，有一些問題……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJN88QF9cB
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6lOwM0ni5
黃承彥：「什麼問題？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcKxFN4h2x
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxnNByRP5L
我：「就是，嗯……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFn4wsj9BW
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkZ6LgddDi
「主人。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKHt4v3E86
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救星！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd26L28Iq8
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNJJsYX40J
諸葛髻根本就是料事如神，還特地回來接我：「黃姑娘請你們盡快過去。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe44n8tMYS
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkzZbdX9CM
我對著黃承彥笑笑：「沒事，我們走吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZfYLc8iDv
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f7D6mSyfm
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0m9ki69AB
我們從後門離開，繞了一段我還沒記熟的走廊，來到飯廳。其實飯廳與客廳並沒有多少差異，只不過是房間中央一張大圓桌，桌上擺滿飯菜。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6c4GF3MuC
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGOC1a3KWP
圓桌旁只有三張椅子和三副碗筷，諸葛髻侍立在一旁。我本來想叫她坐下來一起吃，但想了想，還是不要讓她又尋死比較好。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpELKYjl4EX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngCjCv04hY
我拿起碗筷，黃月英卻先開口：「等等。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHvbwmwTmY
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqgnGQh8e2
「我想先問你幾個問題。」黃月英一臉一秒鐘幾十萬上下的樣子：「如果你答不出來，那也不必浪費時間吃這頓飯。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsUsVdZjB3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1pqNePODg
無論如何，以拖待變，先撐過這一關再說。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa40JzZmKbi
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa26Pz727Kj
我：「幾個問題，先說清楚。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H7jGiEPgw
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KBRYTaZFz
黃月英：「就三個，算是牛刀小試。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzwRxa6Fpw
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnccpQOw67
我：「請問吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbJ2VwmTuh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt37l9EgAoN
黃月英：「今有物不知其數，三三數之剩二，五五數之剩三，七七數之剩二，問物幾何？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa92ku9pxUx
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPw8W7H3Be
喔，不就是公約數、公倍數的問題嗎？這太簡單了，我連是小學還是幼稚園學的都不記得。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenmOs4D3wf
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7M3slbSwT
我立刻回答：「二十三。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAemJaayndg
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo6h6B5Cev
黃月英似乎對我回答的速度感到詫異，但也沒有太過驚訝，只是說：「小孩子都答得出來，不用得意。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0Q2h7Bdfr
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUH9R846vU
我無所謂：「妳說的是。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfoVBIwouR
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdsVVIO4q9
黃月英稍微思考，才問第二個問題：「今有一巨象，秤不能量，如何得其重？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbX8m9Vwlo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nW97NBpHx
這連算都不用算。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh85US9QmlT
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJM8WrcWpR
我：「使象乘船，量船之水深，再以石量其等重。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEjHQVbn60
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yqEaPvYZg
黃月英咬著牙。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOelSGt3oo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6F65WbquX
真是抱歉，這故事現在可能很新鮮，但我們那時候連小朋友都聽過了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBGQq5Dk1p
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvjj4zhP1N
黃承彥：「哈哈哈，諸葛老弟果然聰明。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyyHXdIHdz
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pO1UYq8fC
我：「牛刀小試罷了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawnMxt3l0o
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zAz3T6dpZ
黃月英：「我不想讓你太難看，給你三分顏色，你倒開起染房來了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jECY7Iiiz
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFGBQ1kPCJ
我本來還有所顧忌，怕她硬是要出一些兵法、玄卦，那我可一竅不通。幸好黃承彥誤打誤撞幫了大忙，這種題目對我來說易如反掌。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw0Kbcajho
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEGcZtcsX0
這時抓到她出題的方向，我也就大膽起來：「請出題吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LW4VleLtg
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wnIs8srwp
黃月英躊躇了一下，四處張望，似乎想找一點意料外的靈感，但這裡除了滿桌的菜餚，也沒別的能看。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxIShk9NIA
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm0VQfL1dC
沒想到黃月英一笑，指著麻婆豆腐：「我滿喜歡這道菜，告訴我怎麼做的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy74FhioTSd
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTPhmsF7ky
我完全不會做菜，但我用最快的速度說：「油爆花椒，下辣椒、蒜、薑，炒絞肉，下蔥白，辣椒豆瓣炒香，高湯、鹽、糖入鍋，待滾，勾芡，砸蔥綠，灑香油，下香菜，上菜，完畢。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURRcN8ZOhu
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DwMK50Vbr
這也沒什麼，因為諸葛髻的唇語簡單好懂。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri5Jk1GhJm
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxmlEn8tko
黃月英那張醜臉這時像大便一樣臭：「好，不錯。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydDXAtJnq3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJX6NY05NI
我：「承讓了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NhHdM2dmv
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqbLFPI60p
黃承彥大笑：「哈哈哈，好、好，那我們就開動吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiZ2C6jLro
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf8hMVIBrk
我們動了筷子，但這餐飯其實沒什麼味覺。中間聊了一些瑣事，我都是虛應帶過，因為我一直在思考有沒有什麼腹案可以解決眼前的窘境。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3esUcK1K4t
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cvwV4PxNh
然後我想到了，只等一個機會。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7MRXGUDTH
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58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFIa8PzrBc
這頓枯索無味的飯吃到一半，黃月英突然起身：「我去一下茅廁。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYGpm4WKeE
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於是，我的機會這就來了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn3LFehHL1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPM7v4OREk
我也趁機離席，在茅廁前面等黃月英出來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE2t0i9mJl
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBLChHtRpV
黃月英出來，看到我，立刻用看到變態的表情開口：「你幹嘛？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG3HdVIpw9
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlxivxv1T2
拜託，我對妳完全沒有興趣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBIYoO6iI3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q47lzIa0G
抱歉，剛剛那句話忘了加上下引號，也就是「」，因為我是直接說出來了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08jWkesD7W
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我解釋：「我就老實跟妳說吧，我跟妳父親借了四象八卦圖，他說可以給我，條件是我必須娶妳。我不小心把圖弄丟了，東西還不出來，所以我才裝出想娶妳的樣子。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSmBPUGdTD
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqMgQxht8I
黃月英愣了一下，低聲喃喃：「那死老頭還給我弄這齣戲。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjugxYazc2l
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjRvB5diwn
黃月英罵完黃承彥，馬上瞪著我：「剛才那些都是他教你的？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ109ljfdI5y
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkGrJdDAQ1
我：「哪需要他教？簡單得很。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyjW7zdKao
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnGP6R72RP
黃月英沉默了一下，眼神中帶著一絲難解的意思。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnhf0idxSV
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsw7nU6DZp
難解，我也沒打算理解，直接說：「妳也不想嫁給我對吧？只要妳幫我解決四象八卦圖的問題，那我等一下就故意答錯，我不用還東西，妳也不用嫁了，算是互相幫助，怎麼樣？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ5aFILpc4
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitaZdX5bPp
黃月英：「這算不上交易。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIe7pIJ6Ou
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysh8dy2ZRL
我：「怎麼說？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsLo3j0F02
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPPL813NQd
黃月英：「四象八卦圖我背得滾瓜爛熟，重畫一張給你也行。但你又不一定答得上我的問題，怎麼能拿這個跟我交換？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLVeQ0CWm0
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XaLeigLy1
我：「不然妳想怎麼樣？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwka5OzXC9
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseX62tV5E2
黃月英：「等一下我一樣給你三個考題，只要你解得出來，最後一題你就自己放棄，我爹那邊由我來應付。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHFoyhhitE
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAxwQm2SKM
我：「這樣算四個問題吧？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsBzOgSu1k
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxoenF5KCd
黃月英：「第三個問題我在這邊先考你，等一下你不要回答便算。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOTk3SR9pU
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujb6saa1PF
我：「請說。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkVkhGXOC5
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVQamit6yS
黃月英：「我想想。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2jdhSpksD
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqy3K04L9N
我：「別想太久，不然妳父親會起疑的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqA97Ca3fx
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW4qmf9jAN
說是這樣說，其實越快的問題越簡單也是一個重點。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWhXc8RJH2
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwRIhNAjdQ
黃月英只頓了兩秒，看著我，卻是開口：「女大有時嫁，卻無如意郎。君若無旁騖，可有成家意？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsSH05C251
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我一時語塞，她是問我，如果沒有其他事情，是不是會娶她？我用問號，但其實我有十成把握，只是一時無法相信自己在想什麼。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJMcksS8Aw
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說真的，我實在不是一個壞人。雖然剛見面就與她針鋒相對，但我相信可恨之人必有可憐之處……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm6VolUYA6
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKjtdktcGr
我不想傷她，卻又不可能騙自己會喜歡上對方。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWfFs8JJiN
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6F1DzD0Lg
我：「一生閒晃盪，老大無成事。心亂誤闖道，仙人指回路。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVcqqvPkgN
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tLuh6Pp76
黃月英似乎有點落寞，或只是讓我誤會了的冷淡，總之她點點頭：「知道了，我先回去，你等等再過來。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCj4zCW1QJ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UUO19Lvhw
黃月英離開。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2HluJ64B8
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlmaJz99r6
我腳步沉重，像是拖著鉛塊，慢慢地跟上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx58CoS71w
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3aS5zRlL9
我剛走進飯廳，黃月英便開口：「別浪費時間了，直接出題考你吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m33cBl1uJ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AK8np55eY
黃承彥：「月英，這樣太沒禮貌了，好歹等我吃完再問。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIznVod2ZZ3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfP0aKLcdN
這對父女真是夠了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCupBc83jz
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi85CscpH6M
我：「您慢慢吃，畢竟是我跟黃姑娘的終身大事，我們自己該好好解決。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA0tTriLAg
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoTSpYboLu
黃承彥：「也是。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5gfIubJgz
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv16LtM5RRZ
我：「請出題吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAanD9Kco1s
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yR8Sax33c
黃月英：「今有一童女，得怪病，不言、不食、不動、不出房門一步。各地名醫齊聚，診其病症，卻異口同聲：『女童無病。』。可有解？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxkPWhCtAW
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiYe3YXl3Z
黃承彥聞言，搶道：「月英，妳出這題也太過偏頗，我們可是花了五年才……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hpGDcM1NP
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6Kldscs2v
黃月英只是說：「如果他連這點問題都回答不出來，那就別奢望太多。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4xcPyI3Hj
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUZ6p0JCbC
黃承彥噤聲。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptiAtqWiCt
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQe8Na6FaB
確實是，非常難。我想，就算是諸葛亮，也不一定能回答這個問題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcZxkj5WXo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYawknMwVp
但我太瞭解這個症狀了，因為我自己也經歷過，在我的父母遭搶劫殺害，我親眼見到他們死在我面前的時候。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cuKh6Fa9M
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自閉症引發厭食。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiAXnbdbv1
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58MsRFjTen
我：「妳受過什麼刺激嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjNmo2CMeJ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6XfD2sw9v
黃月英沉默。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUjpoUpIK3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLylVRLaXqS
我：「女童身體無病，是病在心理，通常是受到太大的驚嚇所致。幼年時最依賴父母，今日未見令堂前來，依我個人猜測，只是我隨意猜測，恐怕是親眼見到令堂遭遇不測……若有失言，請見諒。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6C4RdIoTh
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvhhowWCLN
黃月英還是沉默。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtf24qIWCt
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuXc8JQAVT
「我現在的妻子是第二任了，這孩子的母親……」黃承彥嘆了一口氣，才接著開口：「當時有一群強盜襲擊我們住的村子，我與她們母子兩人失散。待風頭過去，我回頭尋找，卻只見內人遺體，其衣衫被剝去……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRfkQE6xwf
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6TJRVnV5w
黃承彥感嘆道：「我在旁邊的木柴堆裡找到月英，幸好還有她，不然我可能沒辦法活到今日。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebqyAazvzg
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRzmgt1SVj
「我花了很長時間開導她，過了整整五年，她才有辦法像常人一樣生活，只是對陌生人，尤其是對男人的戒心特別重。」黃承彥幾乎哽咽，但強裝出開朗神色，哈哈一笑：「但我好像對她太好，沒有好好教導婦道，讓你見笑了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL51RQ1E47K
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr5vwaDNKF
我搖搖頭：「不會。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWB124IbyG
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vJhjY7ikK
黃月英收斂起驕傲神色，淡淡地說：「你對了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOfGdpmyvc
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT4hVbWtmM
我一時找不到合適的話對她說。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB37nk2bq4
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6FM33R3Gw
可恨之人，必有可憐之處。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmA8Dezond
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxjR99scZl
「爹。」黃月英似乎下定什麼決心：「那個拿給他吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH4fduR19W
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1CtHjIwpY
那個？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeC7jNixu3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmhbLHsOqX
黃承彥：「但我們都尚未解開。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxSO5ObhIs
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrEliaNo3h
黃月英：「你故意帶來，難道不是想要給他？既然說是給有緣人，我要嫁的還不算有緣人，怎樣才算？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5duqR2wyHX
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLiUC3NZbC
黃承彥：「我是要給他，但想要解開，至少得花上一年半載時間前後思量，唐突地拿來來當作考題，我沒辦法接受。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r1qKP3Puo
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoaNvIoUgr
黃月英：「你要我心甘情願，現在就該由我做主。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenmAW7yHF3
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFb0J14W24
我的思緒完全插不進兩人的對話當中。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdxgOOomrT
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vQgg2OxMW
黃承彥退讓了，從懷裡拿出一個雙掌剛好能握住的大小、正方形的鋼鑄盒子，說：「月英出生時，正好有一位高人在我們家作客，送了這個盒子作為賀禮，說是有緣人才能打開。這麼多年，我還是參不透其中的奧秘，本來想你們成親之後交給你，讓你來破解。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxnJ4n3Le7
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOERWCFIQX
黃承彥將盒子交給我：「這題答不出來怪不得你，我之前說那些話，只是怕你故意裝傻而已，你不必多心。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMi4HXqwkK
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBw319bNgKd
其實我早就跟你女兒達成協議，不過你不知道，所以怪不得你。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNO9aEqKDg
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOq5duMEoi
重點是，這個聽起來很困難的難題，對我而言一點難度都沒有。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5HClCoo4e
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43mQD4Z56D
我拿著那鋼鐵盒子，有一種難以言喻的熟悉感。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF87CNPMPXf
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWIYb1SJ3i
四乘四的魔術方塊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SZPWSqIFx
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjr4CHcugg7
我嚴重懷疑那位被稱為高人的仁兄，也是不小心從後世被抓來的，這明擺著就是一個魔術方塊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pkeb2N2t8
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevzdY4IHkp
我拿起盒子觀察了一下，本來應該用顏色區分，但這邊是用像是「點字」的點狀突起來區分，六面分別為正方形的四個角落，中心沒有突起。如果把遊戲規則告訴黃承彥和黃月英，我相信他們很快就會解開，但要憑空想像，確實是太難了一些。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CVWSU7PpO
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIs85ruNUdu
魔術方塊也不是每個現代人都解得開，只是我這個自閉宅男超喜歡玩魔術方塊的，四乘四根本就是蛋糕一塊。我快速轉動那魔術方塊，清脆悅耳的撞擊聲不斷響起。看著那兩人，不，是三個人目瞪口呆的樣子，讓我感到非常愉悅。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPnKahYwsd
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不過半分鐘，搞定。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuRRb3zVhN
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當我將魔術方塊轉到指定的位置，盒子卻是整個分崩離析，嚇得我連撿起來都不來及。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHyS0YQEPz
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那個盒子崩壞之後，只留下一個東西。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKX1ETDpQX
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那是個盒子。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pCqRBOGB7
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又是個盒子！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxr7dYxr1lf
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkYiyPqc2C
有沒有搞錯？盒子裡面又是個盒子，那這個盒子裡面又是個盒子我怎麼辦？如果是盒子裡有盒子，盒子外有盒子之類的繞口令怎麼辦？這不是一題，而是兩題、三題，甚至四題、五題吧！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59jOolUFTn
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLfgdmZLi2
我面無表情問道：「那位高人是因為長得特別高所以叫高人？金髮藍眼白皮膚對不對？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37kqKKgeTr
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCgEilkqB0
黃承彥：「不，沒有這回事。怎麼這麼問？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoQqpHqGD6
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcpGrH3DGq
很好，不是俄羅斯人，至少不會是俄羅斯方塊，其實完全沒有根據。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQTxzuLQb6
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcITXgl8YN8
算了，雖然我瘋狂地在內心抱怨，還是決定一次做到底。我觀察一下那個小盒子，同樣是個鐵盒，但五面光滑平整，只有一面有異樣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm62xVMp1q
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmosKJqIGE
異樣的那一面是個六乘六的滑格子遊戲，就是三十六個小圖塊中拔掉一格，想辦法將其他圖塊排成正確圖形的那個。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WWBjdIkPa
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六乘六，還不算太難，我看了一下就直接動工。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmbViJqadL
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然後，我相信我臉上的表情越來越怪。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDvQElKZ7c
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等我完成，我已經是憋笑到內傷。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZLgvhkm9Q
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQTkmVfasJ
這下可以確定我剛剛的推測，那位高人肯定跟我同一個時代，不是金髮藍眼大概就是褐髮綠眼之類的，不是個俄國人，而是個美國人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK33ayDtNG
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米老鼠。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVVGTnmjFh
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竟然是一隻米老鼠！這還真得要夠有緣，有緣千年來相會，那才排得出正確的圖案。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcUvN3nPGj
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZI63YY6CQ
但我還來不及介紹那隻老鼠，盒子前後一致性崩毀，這次就沒有嚇到我，崩毀之後留下一個東西。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nqF3OtkYr
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEil99MRmC
不是盒子，所以我才能這麼心平氣和。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDOZlMqPj9
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Mdwmff4Oz
那是一把掌心雷手槍，和一堆叮叮噹噹落下的子彈。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnod91jSZXP
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiCPhehrUp
這種作弊等級的武器竟然讓我開寶箱開到，真是讓我心癢難耐超級想要獨吞，不過我得忍住，等一下還是不能回答。就算有神級的武器，但我不打算打怪吃王，所以就算了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK49VRfNFSQ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnOVgXtipa
拱手讓給他們就好，把眼前的事情解決。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTGvLqDDce
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE5XIYmckK
我：「如你們所見，我過關了吧？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRlUG5Zh68
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSYgAd6QMx
黃承彥顫抖了一下，這才反應過來：「喔，是，是啊！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyxr78CPZs
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUabhaCBYC
他好像還不敢相信我只用短短一分鐘，就搞定他花了十幾年還沒想透的難題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDImfyQ3nWB
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUpbe9DU5l
黃月英卻沒有說話，只是一雙眼睛死死的盯著我，簡直要把我釘穿。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhwVuto7GZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrhwEcwZeO
我不管她，繼續說：「好了，最後一個問題，請問吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpHm1OJ2QZ
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGPiNBPWIp
這樣基本上是搞定了，然後我就可以繼續在這個世界混吃等死的，還多一個超厲害的僕人幫我準備三餐，完美。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyEsJ7R5Na
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黃月英：「不用了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C021xr4NG
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喔，不用了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d2oFOz21C
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是個好問題。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspLmR4DAor
58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gRPk0QMDj
「我就嫁他了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAtcM8ZmOP
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咦？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbaNTji0At
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？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpvqGKdtsZ
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慢著！這跟說好的不一樣啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Wwf5d9T5c
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「哈哈哈！好，擇日不如撞日，直接在這裡把婚禮辦了吧！」黃承彥一邊大笑一邊走出飯廳，射出一枝沖天炮，回頭繼續說：「我已經邀了妳三叔婆、六姨公、大姨媽……我去叫他們進來，你們小倆口就先培養培養感情吧！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmgIrRml0I
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我：「等……」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOone7qeq9H
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黃承彥：「等什麼？春宵一刻值千金，越快越好，哈哈哈！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2186uB6xOG
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黃承彥說完，自己跑了出去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97gzYV2Peq
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瘋了瘋了，竟然還找了一堆人在外面堵我，以為自己在演古惑仔啊？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTMIDEp6Lx
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我回頭：「妳怎麼回事？不是說好最後一題要讓我答錯的嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD867ptLvaU
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黃月英笑了，她竟然笑了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoTavKFVNL
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「你這麼聰明，怎麼就不知道這世界有種東西叫反悔？」黃月英一反剛才沉重的安靜，好像放開了什麼，又變回一開始的我行我素：「總之就是這樣，請多指教，我的『良人』。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8biqKjwOFm
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然後我看見家裡蜂擁而入的證人，看來是不可能反悔。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7bOe2zUjf
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後來的時間到底是怎麼流逝的，我已經沒有印象。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZOyP1XhTS
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我只記得我當時的心情是這樣的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1nbyz5KVO
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卑鄙無恥下流骯髒齷齪瘋子太扯了神經病妳老母老母老母老母老母老母老母老母老母……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP40D3VGvij
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當我回過神來，是在一片大紅色的新房裡，與穿著大紅衣、蓋著紅蓋頭的黃月英對面而坐。她坐床上，我坐椅子上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWfEz2F16q
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我記得有傳說紅蓋頭的習俗就是從她開始的，而且還有兩個。一個是因為她長得太醜了，怕諸葛亮在結婚前反悔，所以用紅蓋頭撐過婚禮；另一說是她其實是個大美女，只是兩人沒見過面，想測試諸葛亮是不是會以貌取人。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sBrMurRfD
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事實證明，兩個都錯了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNiVTI1d71
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我嘆氣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvW92JuCmQ
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黃月英笑笑問道：「怎麼了？我們是新婚，你怎麼嘆氣了？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbntSx1A9v1
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我又嘆氣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwUYhHBGIU
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黃月英依然笑著：「你要是再嘆氣就穿盔甲睡覺吧，我刀已經準備好了。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9eRR3MaoC
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這什麼世道啊？每個女人身上都有刀，要不是想自殺，就是想謀殺親夫？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R04xUVIeR
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我：「妳到底怎麼回事？不是不想嫁嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrHCUsfyjF
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黃月英：「我沒有不想嫁啊，只是挑對象。而且我家那老頭你也看到了，整天在想辦法把我嫁出去，煩都煩死了，算是順便借你的名字逃出生天。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33VHVc0jrb
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我沒有回話。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6IVPRYkZB
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黃月英卻像是猜透我的心思：「而且你大可以放心，我們有夫妻之名，卻不見得要有夫妻之實啊，大不了就各過各的生活，看你之後要娶幾個，我通通無所謂。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCLMbaU42a
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喔？這個好像不錯。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MqbXR37Qc
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我：「妳說認真的？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj5FYQSuNW
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黃月英：「騙你的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50WWwOGqDm
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我真的不知道該怎麼跟這個女人說話，偏偏不說話只嘆氣都不行。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVKEvwqxWG
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「真是，男人都是一個樣，沒一個好東西。」黃月英搖搖頭：「我警告你，你就只能有我一個妻子，不准給我帶女人回家，更不能出去外面拈花惹草，不然你就算每天穿著整套盔甲睡覺也不會長命的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxG4pXYgxn
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最糟糕的情況，完全命中。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDWNxivlxg
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永遠都是猜壞事的時候準。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6umQjOsxt
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「一臉哀莫大於心死的表情，有夠難看的。」黃月英又笑：「你要不要先掀開這蓋頭？其實真的有點熱，而且，搞不好你會發現自己再也看不上別的女人，嗯？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndv2SQKtZ0
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喔？事情好像有點轉機？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRZPAYBz44
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會不會、會不會其實她只是戴著人皮面具之類的？用那紅蓋頭，想給我一個驚喜？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43eJY2xxoc
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嘖嘖，反正再慘也不過就這樣了，於是我鼓起勇氣走過去，拉開那紅蓋頭，又放了下去。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfvCPwch0K
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沒有什麼因為太漂亮，所以覺得自己認錯人的歡樂場景。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7UlP7Y2Oe
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只是，我的視覺本來已經麻痺了，經過一段時間沒看到她那張噁心的臉，這時又開始發作。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKQohOXxGB
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我有點想吐。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN05fvCVlq
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妳把刀給我，讓我自我了斷吧！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQQBZqprF7
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「哈哈哈！」黃月英用那外面的人聽起來像兩個男人結婚的低啞嗓音笑得像瘋子一樣，自己將蓋頭拉下：「超笨的，蠢死了，哈哈哈哈哈！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEi38tPsn7
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黃月英自己笑得很爽，直到她肚子痛到笑不出來，卻還繼續無聲地笑。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1ejVqEvy4
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我根本笑不出來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHC8bTIMzb
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笑！我讓妳笑！媽的，這個臭女人，長得醜就算了，個性還這麼差，真的是惹火我了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAx3kWNVJQ
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我決定，整死她。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZdTLe2spq
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我保證妳以後連吃冰都會燙到！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJyYCNAFk1
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我在腦中不斷重複各種罵人的話語，想著各種超越十八禁的惡整計畫，務必要讓她知難而退，自己打消嫁給我的念頭。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBjAVZ7reU
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但她的笑聲好像慢慢變了，中間越來越扭曲，令人匪夷所思。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwrTksGxTr
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黃月英停下，喘了好幾口氣，才開口說：「好啦，對不起，我只是一直很想開這個玩笑。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rWkHZgD3Q
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我比較在意的是，她的聲音突然變得十足嬌嫩，光是嬌喘那幾聲就讓我喘不過氣來。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I2wT6pJD6
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黃月英一把將自己的「臉」撕下。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTAGiKPgcH
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我的心臟停止。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBakATyjU5
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她黑色的秀髮像瀑布傾瀉、如柳絮飄逸，吹彈可破的雪白皮膚透著微微粉紅，鮮紅唇瓣嬌滴滴地誘人親近，一雙眼，本來讓人無法聚焦的雙眼這時像黑洞一樣要將我吞噬。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUG8vkkQ6pl
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她將厚重的外衣脫掉，只剩一襲短袖的薄紗，纖白修長如白玉精雕般的雙腿畢露無遺，嫩白的雙手如同流水輕搖般生姿，若隱若現的胴體更是讓人越陷越深，無法自拔。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hpIQRq1PD
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「真是有夠熱的。」黃月英甩甩頭髮，髮絲往右分靠在肩上，拿了細繩綁成馬尾模樣：「扮那醜樣一整天，連我自己都快受不了，說起來你還真厲害，竟然有辦法忍受。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ckiQ4NZFh
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熱？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhp9VFba5z
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我不知道。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGo8EvAYTDw
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我真的不知道。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxmB9It93p
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黃月英對我這膚淺的反應不以為忤，反倒是自信地笑笑：「如果有什麼稱讚我的話，我都大方接受。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZlcvYMr2u
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我還是不知道，我到底該怎麼反應才好。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYRFZqUMBr
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我只知道，熱死了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpHs5Ellnr
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黃月英直接走過來把我拉到床上，話匣子打開了：「再怎麼樣逞強，我還是個女人啊，喜歡打扮得美美的，當然還要有人看。只是世道險惡，尤其這張臉又招搖得不像話，只得扮個醜樣出門。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSue2HMRoyN
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她好像不只是外表褪去偽裝，連內心也放下武裝，抱怨起來跟諸葛亮那宅男一個樣，沒完沒了的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcfFkOdfbv
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黃月英：「你也說點話啊！」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOVlXbWYbX
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我：「我不懂妳在想什麼。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hXEQI2aco
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「有很多時間可以慢慢瞭解。」黃月英說得理所當然，卻又突然改變話題：「對了，我先跟你說清楚，今天你只算過了第一關，可別以為這樣就可以、可以對我怎麼樣……總之，現在開始進入觀察期，之後看你的表現我再決定。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXME1gRa310
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所以七天內可以退貨的意思？是這樣嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlGnPNdmdL
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我：「妳是說行房嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqlTnr3YKL
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黃月英臉上一紅，說：「你一定要說這麼直接嗎？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSeHXzxuNM
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這很直接嗎？我故意委婉到我自己要講出來都覺得超級怪，說做愛還比較正常一點。只能說女人的標準還真奇怪，可以脫到剩下內衣把我拉上床蓋棉被純聊天，卻一句話也說不得。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ670RIqONEL
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不過，我並不討厭。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs7AwyQhbM
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唉，是啊，男人就是標準的視覺動物……算了，不要牽扯到所有男人，不然又有人要抗議。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCU4NVncGJ
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我，就是我，我就是個標準的視覺動物，你要說我爛、賤、膚淺、沒人性，我都承認，但突然撿到一個美女當老婆，高興都來不及，個性什麼的已經完全被拋到腦後了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBUk8HtTA5
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我：「那現在呢？睡覺？」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfKfE1NyUI
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黃月英：「太早了吧，我還有很多事想做呢！我早就想好要做的事了，像是聊一整個晚上的兵法，或是現在的政治局勢，如果你覺得太嚴肅，也可以跟我玩玩枕頭戰啊、丟丟毛線球之類的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfLck1V2LH
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就算我拼命忽略堆在角落她自己帶來的十幾個枕頭好了，前面說的那些我還可以理解成平常關在家裡，只是想要第一次嘗試熬夜的畢業旅行的小朋友。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW98uTvKBk
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後面那是怎樣？妳確定妳是找老公，而不是養一隻貓？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw75eAh6sZh
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重點是，就算找和尚來跟妳玩枕頭戰，佛也發火了吧！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4z49rP0eB
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我直接躺下：「睡覺。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOlJglJrrC
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黃月英拉著我的手：「起來啦！哪有這樣的。」58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFTu6ewdI8
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不可能，我如果不早點睡，我看今天晚上我就要睡不著了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIVOO7dbSS
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她越是拉我的手，我就越是躺得四平八穩。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XWufL7DRS
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一個不小心，卻是將她拉到了我身上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkxNjd8qsS
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眼神對上，我覺得今天晚上是不用睡了。