我在醒著的時候清醒過來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHRa26Wc7S
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沒有奇蹟似的回到我可愛的宿舍，身邊景色依然是竹林房間，卻已經沒有諸葛亮的身影。不，應該說已經沒有我的身影。我看著身上的青布衣，又打了自己一巴掌，輕輕的，觸感卻依然真實。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9ob8DEbzI
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何等的莫名其妙。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYomynVbZOl
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我躺下，睡個回籠覺好了，看看會不會睡醒就突然跑回去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbwDSKW97J
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但我還不來及閉上眼睛，竹門突然打開，一個大概八、九歲左右的孩子走了進來。就我看那應該是個小女孩，但她黑髮極短，棕衣短褲做男孩打扮，讓我不確定是個小蘿莉還是小正太，唯有十分可愛這一點可以確定。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV4JTddi4c
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這個十分可愛的孩子走進來，卻是冷著臉，九十度鞠躬：「主人，請問有任何吩咐？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjQi48OEOg
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這是個好問題。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLAyznHB3r
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那孩子挺起身，又問了一次：「主人，有何吩咐？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhAJpA9EsF
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好吧，看來不回應是不行了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXqLWJ1EJY
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我直截了當地問：「你知道我不是諸葛亮嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQqxCxrpaD
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiWnjEGKm8
孩子：「知道，現在您是我的主人。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMw17Mgwz1
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我想了想，畢竟是古代，有幾個童男、童女當僕人是很正常的，也就沒有懷疑太多。而且諸葛亮會將替身的事情告訴她，應該是對她有一定的信任。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcPHpgTkcF
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我：「你是男還是女啊？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2H02kLOA2
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孩子：「女。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaLbVpQNmW
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我：「叫什麼名字？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppnhxQXoOt
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孩子：「諸葛髻。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1tUj7xfpM
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喔，諸葛……啊？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb8SnaDLSS
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我懷疑地問：「妳跟諸葛亮什麼關係？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrJBfO6Q0E
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諸葛髻：「主僕。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRvh72QdGE
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喔，可能只是剛好同姓？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmcwMnLM1Z
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我決定換個方式問：「妳跟他有血緣關係嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNRilXEpvX
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcr2BkBcTZ
諸葛髻：「同父同母。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ULtHxvIsN
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同父同母……親妹妹？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKnu5tMcS6
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那傢伙把親妹妹當僕人使喚啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLomxfwa496
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冷靜、冷靜，他妹妹不是我妹妹，就當我什麼都沒問，我沒問，我真的沒問。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyISXiVMik4
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我還沒調整好心態，於是說：「沒事了，妳走開些吧，我想靜一靜。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIAbnRuqqH
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「是。」諸葛髻答應，卻又開口：「請容我提醒您，黃承彥先生約定今天會來拜訪您。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJZ5qyKDnh
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這麼快！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFp7p8R7lNi
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據我所知，黃承彥就是諸葛亮的岳父，換個說法，黃承彥的女兒就是諸葛亮的妻子，黃碩、黃綬、黃月英……也有可能根本沒有名字，各種說法不同。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wufBTz9Kv
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唯一確定的是她的綽號。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziGI3aceTk
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阿醜！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ronSbpqWl
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人的名字是父母取的，明明很笨也可以叫「聰明」，明明很矮也可以叫「高」，並沒有值得參考的地方。但綽號可不一樣，尤其是這種眾人異口同聲叫出來的綽號，一個人的特徵表露無遺。加上當事人的口述，可以拿來當直接證據的人證口供，這位黃小姐醜到諸葛亮都要逃跑，尊容可以想見。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wWbHkMPW3
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不過，我印象中她是一位溫柔賢淑的人，諸葛亮卻說她「個性差得用老母形容都侮辱老母」……雖然我不知道老母到底是有多差，但肯定不是一件好事。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80daqPtrFE
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要知道，如果是一位溫柔賢淑的大老婆，醜一點無所謂，在這個年代大可以娶兩個、三個，甚至四個、五個都無所謂，搞不好還有助家庭和諧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUN6Ci014jK
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但一個又凶又醜的老婆就是另一回事了，想像一下，如果你的老婆是你的老媽，那完全是一個災難是不是？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45sfLX0EP9
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好吧，我承認那比喻怪怪的，但大概可以理解諸葛亮想要逃跑的心情。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdDnYfAVdG
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我：「何時會過來？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxdrHfCRvV
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諸葛髻：「會過來用午膳。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBEFJoqwlN
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我：「現在什麼時候了？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWHwxGA89P
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諸葛髻：「巳時剛過。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbTTCHdR4k
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十一點！連逃跑的時間都不給我，真不愧是諸葛亮。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcy1LdlHmZ
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諸葛髻：「主人是否要梳洗更衣？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwswgkLFic
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我想起「我」披頭散髮的樣子，無論接下來會如何，體面點出去見人總是比較好說話一些。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9maHomgyha
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我：「好吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ru1bhvVkT
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諸葛髻：「請稍等。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVc3iy55xdM
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諸葛髻先從旁邊提了張高腳凳到我面前，然後走出房間。我透過房門看出去，那是一條用青石板鋪出來，十分深長的走廊，或許這個地方比我想像中要大一些。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8s2iZfo0RO
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諸葛髻沒有走遠，只是在門外彎下腰，拿著一個裝著小水盆和幾條布條的大水盆進來，將水盆擺在凳子上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusCRq9IKts
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我正打算要洗臉，諸葛髻卻阻止我，搶道：「請讓我侍奉您。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M4wsgkToK
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我：「不用了，我自己來。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlJk7FoeJd
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諸葛髻愣了一下，似乎是受到了很大的驚嚇，隨即又轉為淡然哀傷，最後像是看破一切：「是。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynaCXMb5YN
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反應也太奇怪了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavTCMy1Lz7
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諸葛髻從懷中拿出一把小刀。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S63k3Mjrh
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我嚇了一大跳：「妳幹什麼？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggpX1O5y9s
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諸葛髻：「既然主人不需要我，那我就沒有活下去的意義。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyYNQk8cOT
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諸葛髻說完，揮刀往自己脖子上抹去。她手起刀落異常快速，我根本反應不過來，眼看她就要血濺當場。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9DaUj2WCn
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但我的身體已經自動將諸葛髻的手抓住，好像有點厲害。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuocZZC647b
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過兩秒，我的腦袋才反應過來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFc5dghhWy
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我不住喘氣。媽的，真的有必要這麼激進？要死之前先溝通一下行不行？打個生命線好不好？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwfZECozMQ
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我把她的刀子拿走，說：「好、好，那就交給妳了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9iorO4nEH
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不給妳洗我的臉妳就要去死，再不願意也得願意啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoGUOcQXln
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諸葛髻簡直像看穿了我的心思：「如果主人不願意，請不用顧忌我。我只不過是個僕人，我的生命比起您的喜樂是微不足道的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJphnyaH3sJ
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我：「讓人幫我洗臉就是我的夢想啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA7BRPAZJg
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諸葛髻點點頭：「那請您坐好。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauiTXrCnMz
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我就這麼呆坐著，等著諸葛髻拿毛巾沾水緩緩擦拭我的臉龐，盛水給我漱口拿盆子在旁邊接著，用梳子整理我長得毫無意義的頭髮……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2YLj93GDo
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超級奇怪。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGiLhE2F9z
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這種階級觀念，或根本是諸葛亮亂灌輸他妹妹的錯誤觀念，一時間令人十分難以接受。不過，救人一命勝造七級浮屠，我就當作是做善事吧，忍耐、忍耐、忍耐。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAveiJytcg
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「給我慢著！」怎麼脫起我的衣服啦？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVYgJ7w1er
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諸葛髻已經拉掉我腰上的繫帶，正要脫下我的衣服。開什麼玩笑，我很清楚知道諸葛亮裡面一件內衣都沒有，拉掉這件布，我就是一塊活生生赤裸裸的肉。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXymnYXVwH
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不！絕不！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VYZ60RgiQ
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諸葛髻卻是給我一個無法理解的表情，問道：「主人，怎麼了？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGtInoAO04
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我：「換衣服我自己來就行了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPucWGcqnJs
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諸葛髻鬆開手，我鬆了一口氣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvtcs2xrs8
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她就拿著繩子去一旁上吊了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnVq6TnH7n
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我：「等等、等等！好，讓妳幫我，我不動就是了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ew4tal3kq
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諸葛髻將繩子放下，道：「主人不需要管我……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UlRiDereI
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我：「我命令妳幫我更衣。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzexa5exw3
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諸葛髻：「是。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4ITUshoL4
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唉，這種被兒童保護團體看到肯定會被找去關切的畫面，我就不多解釋。但諸葛髻那熟練而習以為常的動作倒是讓我安心不少，至少我不是一個猥褻女童的變態。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31Rsj94FR2
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偷罵我是鬼父（似戀童）的自己去面壁，好好反省你的變態人生。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwpN36ApvL
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我「被」換上了一件能在竹林起保護色作用的綠色鑲黃邊長袍，頂上一個灰黑高帽罩住我盤起的頭髮，銅鏡一照，還算是人模人樣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa5a0gUmFq
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換好衣服，諸葛髻領著我出去，經過青石走廊，進入一個石磚房子的客廳。那客廳按一般眼光來說十分簡陋，沒有主位，只有左右兩邊各兩張共四張椅子，每張椅子旁邊擺著一張茶桌。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2RY3Waqd5
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就沒了！空蕩到說是家徒四壁也不為過。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOnwlGBQPD
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不過，客廳三面採光，門口正對一個五開屏風大小的空洞，直接看到外面竹林蓊鬱，好像天然壁畫；牆角一個檀木薰香燒起白煙，香氣瀰漫空氣中，令人感到放鬆；大門外又是一個青石板通道，蜿蜒隱沒在竹林當中。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hfyBYhCHg
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不會令人感覺寒酸，反而有種遠離塵囂的風雅之感。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgus3D2erz
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諸葛髻一躬身，道：「請主人在此等候。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX3HtuswEZ
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她說完就直接離開，我則是隨意坐下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48a9uwgykj
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如果要我為這個章節寫一個三國演義的標題，就是：悍妻阿醜張牙舞爪，無賴臥龍捲款潛逃。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2M5FGlMUD
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以此推測下一章，大概是：黃氏午來髮怒衝，孔明未出身先死。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvqIQWpWXu
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是的，我猜我的死亡率高達九成。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWFUuKIkep
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怎麼說？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JgfUbCo4S
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因為我不打算娶他女兒，但我又還不出東西。欠債不還人的遇上暴力討債集團，還能有什麼好下場？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcpJVdTQqO
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賭一把了，如果死不了，我相信大難不死必有後福的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptrp2bCaOJ
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叮叮叮！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Iq6tJKiEd
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外頭傳來鐵片撞擊的聲音，我還沒會過意，諸葛髻已經走到客廳，說：「客人來了，主人要出去迎接嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpykweRZUE
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVavChHgpO
是門鈴，竟然是門鈴。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjy4ZJcgPk
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我：「我該出去嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NCjQl5ISh
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0Ebf8xw5t
諸葛髻：「由您自己決定。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzLLmwRWSP
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRB0miIbKV
我想了一下，禮多人不怪，還是出去迎接一下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9byXa4ji97
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jDgiNWUkG
但我才起身，諸葛髻就開口：「但我勸您別去。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWn9iZa1zN
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等我決定了再勸我，很好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LBbhDBckG
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我：「為什麼？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemV41RJKjK
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pjse3cgUF
諸葛髻：「對方並非俗人，來意也很清楚，一點點禮數並不重要。您應該留在這裡，甚至先去一旁躲著，一方面可以觀察對方，另一方面可以自抬身價，增加與對方談判的空間。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhOMmTzT98
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xOdIK5DEI
我：「妳怎麼知道我要跟他們談判？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtfCNFndbA
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVTJg9QpKf
諸葛髻：「主人的表情應該收斂一點，比較好隱藏思緒。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffCsc2BTDB
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d2A7mbYKc
被一個小女孩看透的感覺真是糟糕透頂。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwT0zYi7oK
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvMQcs251j
我裝出嚴肅的表情：「妳去請他們進來。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FBThAnxW1
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX9WmwF3KY
諸葛髻一躬身，走了出去。而我決定接受諸葛髻的建議，先離開客廳，躲在窗戶外面觀察。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOif5W2GN2e
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沒多久，諸葛髻帶著兩個人走進來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCmzxhU3Fc
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先進來的是一名男性老者，他有著跟諸葛亮一樣做作的長髮，髮色銀白雪亮到像是故意染成銀色的，身材高大壯碩，一張臉紅潤飽滿，雖然看得出來上了年紀，卻不顯老態。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80OaGIAbdu
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後面進來的一名女子，或著說從身材來看是一名女子。其實這名女子的身材確實不錯，目測身高是一百七十公分左右，黑色長髮披肩，雖然外面包著一件棕色風衣，還是能知道她的身材修長勻稱，尤其是傲人的胸前第二性徵十分惹眼，我的眼睛都不知道該往哪裡看了，在千年後絕對是各種女神。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRASClmtpJ
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只可惜這時候沒有修圖技術，更沒辦法整形。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqcbZ0JyaY
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI0J13QmKi
她的臉，或說「應該是臉的部位」，完全不成模樣。皮膚鬆垮垮的像隻太過老邁的鬥牛犬，上面長滿紅黑交雜的斑斑點點，鼻頭膿包紅腫像是長了蟲的半顆蓮霧，一顆長著痣的瘤塊霸佔整個額頭。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz2YSH0Mwu
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我不喜歡美女，我只注重氣質內涵，那當然都是騙人的，但我真的不是一個非常在意外表的人。那些被同學朋友叫歪妹、恐龍妹、醜頭怪臉、河東獅子吼、豬八戒坐飛機醜到飛天的，我還是會保持一般朋友的態度交往，至少至少，不會做出一些歧視的行為。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKReVHfni2
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但我連看著這個女人都辦不到。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnMlk413ro
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很不想承認，但那應該就是黃承彥和他女兒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneVuhDqrSU
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIGklydN5s
兩人走進客廳，黃承彥還站著，身為女兒的卻已經坐下，坐姿跟我想像中中國古代溫柔端莊的女性完全不一樣，只差一隻腳沒有跨上椅子，不然簡直活脫脫像個山老大。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c4TP7drza
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諸葛髻請黃承彥入座，接著道：「我去請主人過來。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMaofuuXQX
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZYgnD2Uvi
我走向後門，讓諸葛髻從後門走出來就能立刻遇見我，並帶著諸葛髻走遠一些。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAsBHz3p0A
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQejkQxexxp
確定客廳的兩人聽不到我說話，我才開口：「那個女人叫什麼名字？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYy8zyFpJP
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyBatASzGL
諸葛髻：「黃月英。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTY8Yy5ghz
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原來是黃月英！奇聞軼事的可信度反而比寫得正經八百的史書高。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckXgIsWvSo
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我突然想起一件事：「對了，諸葛亮以前見過她嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyWOoxtNk0
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tVkjtiE5o
諸葛髻：「遠遠看過一次，並不認識。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumwwk1f9C6
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JFT1KhVHO
我：「那她有沒有比較忌諱的話？像是豬啊、醜啊，還是老母之類的？會不會特別容易發怒？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRJaaMOfHm
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ000Ql9hqWI
諸葛髻：「當時看到她是在酒館，一個醉漢被她打得全身是傷。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0Ou7fXa11
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我：「喔？為什麼？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ijOWbkPH4
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諸葛髻：「那個人看了她一眼。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZSYetGBXa
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……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph7jZKMjk8
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沒了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMW6CxL6d7o
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流氓啊！根本就是屁孩小混混啊！我幾乎可以想像她當時的台詞──「看　」、「怎樣」、「不爽逆」，然後就砸酒瓶了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsUMhSgQzt
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我走到門前，竟然膽怯了。又站了兩分鐘左右，才推開門走進去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4smxqlNjkA
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三人眼神交會。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q3RL30VKj
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心情怪到難以言喻，但我還是硬著頭皮走上前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWBYjQd23l
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黃承彥起身，笑道：「哈哈哈，諸葛老弟，還真要人三催四請啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7zXeaQ3zG
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQw4QItagh
我淡淡地說：「一個不注意，睡過頭了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEYlAddy6C
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXq9jxXAGS
黃承彥：「你不會忘了我們有約吧？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XO4NdVkQ3
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lCi48JmU3
我：「怎麼可能？先坐吧，僕人很快就把午飯弄好。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIkxUFfayc
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坐？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI72FGDRVHI
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我還來不及坐，黃月英已經站起，走到我面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ4HoqGtBr
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVs5zzKgOh
黃月英看了我一眼，眼神能有多鄙視就有多鄙視，用低啞到像砂紙摩擦的聲音說：「就這個傢伙？看起來有夠蠢的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8P50lFrhj
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蠢？我都還沒嫌妳醜，竟然說我蠢？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPOjmCiCpE
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黃承彥連忙緩頰：「月英，妳怎麼能這樣說話？他的長相當然比不上爹爹，妳就別把標準放太高了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuAQrrbsyD
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等等，這好像不是緩頰？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4z1XxWFID
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「你閉嘴，你說此人才智天下無雙，我才勉強過來看看的。」黃月英竟是用斥罵的語氣：「要是你騙我，回去就有你好看。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hbNRRk5J2
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXoPuKJCVo
黃承彥：「我知道，但妳答應過，只要他的才智勝過妳，妳就肯嫁給他，這可不能賴吧？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlatcwiDUm
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黃月英：「那是不可能的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZZ8plMRlL
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這兩個父女很適合去說相聲，一搭一唱讓我連話都插不上。順便一提，這兩個人莫名其妙的自信也是一絕。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxTa2HFc8A
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不過這時我發現一個重點，可能是我唯一的一線生機。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZasjcflpS
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黃月英本人並不想嫁給我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hdEDbApPe
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我的思緒快速轉動，將情況瞭解一遍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCwGQnsoJq
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7m2cCMKZs
黃月英大概是個被寵上天、自視甚高、得了公主病的女人，是不是真的很聰明則有待商榷；黃承彥八成是受不了這女兒，想找個男人把他推入火坑──我沒有打錯性別──只是黃月英開了條件，對方要比她聰明才行。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tpqiLWZoI
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我立刻想到了一個好方法。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB3Qqqj6ks
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我：「兩位，且先聽我一言。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vWzPlkRmw
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兩人同時看著我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTCPZ2eMyn
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzReSYPO6Lo
我：「窈窕淑女、君子好逑，以黃姑娘沉魚落雁、閉月羞花之貌，追求的男子必如蜂趨於蜜、蟻就於糖，卻又冰雪聰明、有九龍之智，實令在下難擋愛慕之心、追求之意。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRTV9HbDEK
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如果有機會，我一定帶一籃水果去謝謝我的國文老師。當然，是沒機會了我才這麼說。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfnjCjC7HX
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKbj3B1KWA
黃月英：「你說話也太噁心了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3hwp0vVv2
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我竟然被古人嫌棄了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCxitH3BMG
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不！我不能灰心，我堅持繼續說下去：「在下雖一貧如洗、身無長才，更配不上姑娘萬分之一，還是想盡力一試，一博姑娘青睞。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWwi29P487
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黃月英將臉湊到我面前，面無表情，冷冷地說：「你確定？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXUcvjE2ba
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是個好問題，我有點想吐。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMCg9NjHww
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我若無其事轉身，坐到椅子上──其實我有點腿軟這就不說了──這才接話：「當然。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHaqglb64d
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但那個傢伙走前兩步，又把臉湊到我面前：「真的？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJLMH5sQZ3
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSsvCKAsd0
靠！臭女人，她真的不知道自己那張臉有夠醜的，簡直是不知羞恥、不守婦道、喪盡天良，根本就是公害！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8VpOHUOhr
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我無處可躲，只能看著對方的眼睛，拼命忍住吐得她滿臉都是的衝動，說：「絕對是真的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzaMCJ1EKQ
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGHzka86Kk
黃月英這才與我拉開距離：「行，反正我答應我爹了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXE4UuTCUdo
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她不屑地笑了下：「前提是你有實力才行。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWTAN454R3
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搞定！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyb3HECWQyS
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還真以為我想娶妳啊，也不去照照鏡子！長得不好看就算了，個性還比老母還糟糕，零分。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtKZIeSPiz
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我只要假裝很努力、但最後還是沒辦法完成黃月英的要求，那就算仁至義盡，娶不了她就不是我的問題。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1lTV2MqWh
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這時諸葛髻走了進來：「午膳已經準備好了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq0I9hdeZY
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTri9Q3qbQN
「有什麼話，吃過午飯再說吧！」我做出個邀請的姿勢：「請。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULOX0m15wn
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「等一等。」黃承彥卻另有打算：「月英，妳先過去，我有話單獨跟他說。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9AuCk04YD
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我點頭示意諸葛髻帶著黃月英先離開。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqGrIpxbSF
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU37zPIdGp1
待兩人離開，黃承彥劈頭就說：「諸葛老弟，借了我的四象八卦圖去，有沒有什麼進展？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvTiIh3sVj
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R97UIiHUy
我根本就不知道那是什麼鬼，隨便胡扯：「太過深奧，尚未有所斬獲。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IKWkom5jo
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhu3XnNiww
黃承彥笑了幾聲，道：「哈哈，那可是我畢生精髓，短短幾天當然無法理解。不過你放心，只要你娶了小女，我再向你詳加解釋，以你的才智，不出七天就能融會貫通。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoBghgnx7G
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyjOylqfHz
我：「你太看得起我了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZQDmv0rPT
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwOMEYQviR
「你太過謙虛了，我們交往這麼久，還裝什麼？」黃承諺點頭：「不過，小女是我一手調教，我也提醒過她你對兵法玄卦無一不通，她可不會出你擅長的題目。想贏她，你可得拿出真本事了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKUMxGnyPz
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVmAISEVpC
誰要跟你交往啊，噁心死了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpQtpOhSCf
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZZWEdkyOs
我：「黃姑娘天資聰穎，也是我心之所向，我只能說我會盡力。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNC6wJWj1Y
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZUKztDCzE
黃承彥嘖嘖兩聲：「說真的，小女是被我嬌寵過頭，個性差了一點，如果這門婚事成了，希望你能多多包涵。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnGoCvvw5V
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgncVydgLes
我：「黃姑娘是個性直爽、誠實中肯。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKEvccvpE6
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYHmr4R4xL
黃承彥的表情一點都不相信我的話：「不過我醜話還是說在前頭，如果你過不了她那一關，借你的東西還是得還給我，要是想賴帳，可別怪我不客氣。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6l2cPxcRy
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8DdwsqMep
完了，我的完美計畫在還未實行之前就被狠狠地一槍搗破。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNEIrtXLCx
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf51aPXRRxO
我勉強說：「這是當然。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B57ORoNBx
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLXllmox1u
黃承彥：「好了，我們過去吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnQyfxtKVY
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ6Pb8s94e
「好。」我走了兩步，就停下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjXNsbjHr1
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj3oTJV3vB
有一個問題，在哪裡吃飯？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0Ez7IBjVE
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80OClUfV8D
黃承彥：「怎麼了？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUnGARYHxP
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ65k7a7ySd
我：「這個，嗯，有一些問題……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpsKzy3S6O
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTEmkDyNYQ
黃承彥：「什麼問題？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiheuB9vwB4
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsMMIm3RgA
我：「就是，嗯……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI7nf45o0j
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「主人。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdAqpwpeQa
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救星！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvwhrQsHEQ
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluTz8be9VK
諸葛髻根本就是料事如神，還特地回來接我：「黃姑娘請你們盡快過去。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf11CuYYU8B
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDP2zIVMa7
我對著黃承彥笑笑：「沒事，我們走吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb2m6yzbdb
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvfof0FQk9
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWwuYLs93n
我們從後門離開，繞了一段我還沒記熟的走廊，來到飯廳。其實飯廳與客廳並沒有多少差異，只不過是房間中央一張大圓桌，桌上擺滿飯菜。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpEeLRO1sr
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPIkDC5mXP
圓桌旁只有三張椅子和三副碗筷，諸葛髻侍立在一旁。我本來想叫她坐下來一起吃，但想了想，還是不要讓她又尋死比較好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsscJQlTpsO
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4piaKJNV0
我拿起碗筷，黃月英卻先開口：「等等。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzOwVDkEPq
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf9Crl1fPA
「我想先問你幾個問題。」黃月英一臉一秒鐘幾十萬上下的樣子：「如果你答不出來，那也不必浪費時間吃這頓飯。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7649t7UZn
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG5OSgLYGY
無論如何，以拖待變，先撐過這一關再說。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXKGNKiss9
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2DIP3hurC
我：「幾個問題，先說清楚。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFj6JBQOEK
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE71OH83XD5
黃月英：「就三個，算是牛刀小試。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2QTgFsoXf
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP1FUjpsJe
我：「請問吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xi4UptbYx
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP94dFQY1h
黃月英：「今有物不知其數，三三數之剩二，五五數之剩三，七七數之剩二，問物幾何？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BQaNeLBaw
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSeXhAU4AF
喔，不就是公約數、公倍數的問題嗎？這太簡單了，我連是小學還是幼稚園學的都不記得。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm3xsqT0iv
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKVTeLnKJ2
我立刻回答：「二十三。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm91KevkvQ
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9khxTNWqp
黃月英似乎對我回答的速度感到詫異，但也沒有太過驚訝，只是說：「小孩子都答得出來，不用得意。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmUxwdf7FD
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OkWAtUZEc
我無所謂：「妳說的是。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorsUXoRNAd
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0u2J2ZUrG
黃月英稍微思考，才問第二個問題：「今有一巨象，秤不能量，如何得其重？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS66pd9Gad
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這連算都不用算。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhK1XGD6ScJ
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我：「使象乘船，量船之水深，再以石量其等重。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwYVKruHcB
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjLFPUsh4I
黃月英咬著牙。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrU8INhgsE
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真是抱歉，這故事現在可能很新鮮，但我們那時候連小朋友都聽過了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhcdrC556n
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黃承彥：「哈哈哈，諸葛老弟果然聰明。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVtzYEObG2
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIMN7oLM25
我：「牛刀小試罷了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0OhamFmlb
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4jZqFC0Wx
黃月英：「我不想讓你太難看，給你三分顏色，你倒開起染房來了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT0yMDCFhL
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxdzMCJacg
我本來還有所顧忌，怕她硬是要出一些兵法、玄卦，那我可一竅不通。幸好黃承彥誤打誤撞幫了大忙，這種題目對我來說易如反掌。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6S5i8GrcX
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6r6kXfLvt
這時抓到她出題的方向，我也就大膽起來：「請出題吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28azQSV5NV
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1etfDRucKV
黃月英躊躇了一下，四處張望，似乎想找一點意料外的靈感，但這裡除了滿桌的菜餚，也沒別的能看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrmUXHSSrn
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VrrXjTyLu
沒想到黃月英一笑，指著麻婆豆腐：「我滿喜歡這道菜，告訴我怎麼做的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4PBo1vXlK
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjjWVF9SXw
我完全不會做菜，但我用最快的速度說：「油爆花椒，下辣椒、蒜、薑，炒絞肉，下蔥白，辣椒豆瓣炒香，高湯、鹽、糖入鍋，待滾，勾芡，砸蔥綠，灑香油，下香菜，上菜，完畢。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvknYpUPNop
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這也沒什麼，因為諸葛髻的唇語簡單好懂。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx14IRYipwb
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF2hapqW2C
黃月英那張醜臉這時像大便一樣臭：「好，不錯。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPdqKokQVG
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklJopBskIQ
我：「承讓了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiBClkbsmj
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黃承彥大笑：「哈哈哈，好、好，那我們就開動吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZPeC3cYA1
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我們動了筷子，但這餐飯其實沒什麼味覺。中間聊了一些瑣事，我都是虛應帶過，因為我一直在思考有沒有什麼腹案可以解決眼前的窘境。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8WfRNpfqg
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然後我想到了，只等一個機會。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzIAlxlsJO
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64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPLqCS5KIm
這頓枯索無味的飯吃到一半，黃月英突然起身：「我去一下茅廁。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWozgHqcMa
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於是，我的機會這就來了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ2y7hN1YS
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我也趁機離席，在茅廁前面等黃月英出來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjOpW2llgj
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHej4uXCa0
黃月英出來，看到我，立刻用看到變態的表情開口：「你幹嘛？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek5VPCjaOQ
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLSzLuN9mU
拜託，我對妳完全沒有興趣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVkIXjIlJC
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抱歉，剛剛那句話忘了加上下引號，也就是「」，因為我是直接說出來了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuxcWj5aJF
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5P21XREBn
我解釋：「我就老實跟妳說吧，我跟妳父親借了四象八卦圖，他說可以給我，條件是我必須娶妳。我不小心把圖弄丟了，東西還不出來，所以我才裝出想娶妳的樣子。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8wgKZO7Vm
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfJdTK7Uqy
黃月英愣了一下，低聲喃喃：「那死老頭還給我弄這齣戲。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBgO5EhG1s
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIaSTv7YiT
黃月英罵完黃承彥，馬上瞪著我：「剛才那些都是他教你的？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve2biwXlRS
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwZXE9KAJP
我：「哪需要他教？簡單得很。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeGsFU8HPM
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JWgTHuBor
黃月英沉默了一下，眼神中帶著一絲難解的意思。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEoRqZB7Nm
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YzQ2OOIyq
難解，我也沒打算理解，直接說：「妳也不想嫁給我對吧？只要妳幫我解決四象八卦圖的問題，那我等一下就故意答錯，我不用還東西，妳也不用嫁了，算是互相幫助，怎麼樣？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkBTZ6pDkA
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d3B5AcBvo
黃月英：「這算不上交易。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlU7OLBtpX
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FV78YHMCK
我：「怎麼說？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQRLNX5PHg
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMfxILuoNS
黃月英：「四象八卦圖我背得滾瓜爛熟，重畫一張給你也行。但你又不一定答得上我的問題，怎麼能拿這個跟我交換？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUjS3WIEJ5
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1jf8DP11q
我：「不然妳想怎麼樣？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwpXLVCGpH
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKQPcx6DHk
黃月英：「等一下我一樣給你三個考題，只要你解得出來，最後一題你就自己放棄，我爹那邊由我來應付。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesUkDGwTo9
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0az33EKv1d
我：「這樣算四個問題吧？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04CWVvhANu
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黃月英：「第三個問題我在這邊先考你，等一下你不要回答便算。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdrisHcxvv
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23XUfeohFC
我：「請說。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJNMwhe32S
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黃月英：「我想想。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbemktvLCUG
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我：「別想太久，不然妳父親會起疑的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjmQCYIq2n
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說是這樣說，其實越快的問題越簡單也是一個重點。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ478C9Zw1UL
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黃月英只頓了兩秒，看著我，卻是開口：「女大有時嫁，卻無如意郎。君若無旁騖，可有成家意？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pKQmouPwJ
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我一時語塞，她是問我，如果沒有其他事情，是不是會娶她？我用問號，但其實我有十成把握，只是一時無法相信自己在想什麼。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPp7XBO46k
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說真的，我實在不是一個壞人。雖然剛見面就與她針鋒相對，但我相信可恨之人必有可憐之處……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIRtaAC4Q8
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我不想傷她，卻又不可能騙自己會喜歡上對方。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOaHitoKlV
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我：「一生閒晃盪，老大無成事。心亂誤闖道，仙人指回路。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWKLgv7y8m
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ofyviEcLi
黃月英似乎有點落寞，或只是讓我誤會了的冷淡，總之她點點頭：「知道了，我先回去，你等等再過來。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLQYNh9o96
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黃月英離開。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS7Dr507W7
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我腳步沉重，像是拖著鉛塊，慢慢地跟上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfhl1o2O68
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtGTKQlODd
我剛走進飯廳，黃月英便開口：「別浪費時間了，直接出題考你吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs2TFp1dFh
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黃承彥：「月英，這樣太沒禮貌了，好歹等我吃完再問。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fVpMjiPD4
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這對父女真是夠了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmahPorFAKz
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我：「您慢慢吃，畢竟是我跟黃姑娘的終身大事，我們自己該好好解決。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIdFKVUkqT
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黃承彥：「也是。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bkwyRyfwE
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我：「請出題吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSGY2VPC45
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL70tRQIi2
黃月英：「今有一童女，得怪病，不言、不食、不動、不出房門一步。各地名醫齊聚，診其病症，卻異口同聲：『女童無病。』。可有解？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CdsGHrqiy
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黃承彥聞言，搶道：「月英，妳出這題也太過偏頗，我們可是花了五年才……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGazK1OdYcq
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59E5uqjbd1
黃月英只是說：「如果他連這點問題都回答不出來，那就別奢望太多。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAhvbgEHU7
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黃承彥噤聲。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBcPNnAMwC
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確實是，非常難。我想，就算是諸葛亮，也不一定能回答這個問題。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxVcdGeOEQ
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但我太瞭解這個症狀了，因為我自己也經歷過，在我的父母遭搶劫殺害，我親眼見到他們死在我面前的時候。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGXXWntgWA
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自閉症引發厭食。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADwePxSdvT
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我：「妳受過什麼刺激嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1ZjQ66W8r
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黃月英沉默。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvN1noLtLE
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我：「女童身體無病，是病在心理，通常是受到太大的驚嚇所致。幼年時最依賴父母，今日未見令堂前來，依我個人猜測，只是我隨意猜測，恐怕是親眼見到令堂遭遇不測……若有失言，請見諒。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsHmIEp48P
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黃月英還是沉默。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOC5RNMXBI
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「我現在的妻子是第二任了，這孩子的母親……」黃承彥嘆了一口氣，才接著開口：「當時有一群強盜襲擊我們住的村子，我與她們母子兩人失散。待風頭過去，我回頭尋找，卻只見內人遺體，其衣衫被剝去……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrc28hXOfn
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黃承彥感嘆道：「我在旁邊的木柴堆裡找到月英，幸好還有她，不然我可能沒辦法活到今日。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNy1IETaaU
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9W6091vwx
「我花了很長時間開導她，過了整整五年，她才有辦法像常人一樣生活，只是對陌生人，尤其是對男人的戒心特別重。」黃承彥幾乎哽咽，但強裝出開朗神色，哈哈一笑：「但我好像對她太好，沒有好好教導婦道，讓你見笑了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nN5foOgqy
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我搖搖頭：「不會。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDwwIfj369
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黃月英收斂起驕傲神色，淡淡地說：「你對了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxijCURVcf
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkIMthciq0
我一時找不到合適的話對她說。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D2ZWB3kpn
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可恨之人，必有可憐之處。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwexJOQZ7Tu
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「爹。」黃月英似乎下定什麼決心：「那個拿給他吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLohPUOHTB
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那個？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXDekT96cu
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黃承彥：「但我們都尚未解開。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCvjH5rCod
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黃月英：「你故意帶來，難道不是想要給他？既然說是給有緣人，我要嫁的還不算有緣人，怎樣才算？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01k1oxVY5j
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黃承彥：「我是要給他，但想要解開，至少得花上一年半載時間前後思量，唐突地拿來來當作考題，我沒辦法接受。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LGWmlaXmG
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Yvf8SssAz
黃月英：「你要我心甘情願，現在就該由我做主。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBkxrnGDr3
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我的思緒完全插不進兩人的對話當中。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkMBMbVTci
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黃承彥退讓了，從懷裡拿出一個雙掌剛好能握住的大小、正方形的鋼鑄盒子，說：「月英出生時，正好有一位高人在我們家作客，送了這個盒子作為賀禮，說是有緣人才能打開。這麼多年，我還是參不透其中的奧秘，本來想你們成親之後交給你，讓你來破解。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13NI6jBE3i
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黃承彥將盒子交給我：「這題答不出來怪不得你，我之前說那些話，只是怕你故意裝傻而已，你不必多心。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lqrT46QY6
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其實我早就跟你女兒達成協議，不過你不知道，所以怪不得你。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3aRi0THb2
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重點是，這個聽起來很困難的難題，對我而言一點難度都沒有。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dMXEW716Y
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我拿著那鋼鐵盒子，有一種難以言喻的熟悉感。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZNjfc3KQN
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四乘四的魔術方塊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU6NIfR2o3
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我嚴重懷疑那位被稱為高人的仁兄，也是不小心從後世被抓來的，這明擺著就是一個魔術方塊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7utm09InQN
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzOQrUmvs5
我拿起盒子觀察了一下，本來應該用顏色區分，但這邊是用像是「點字」的點狀突起來區分，六面分別為正方形的四個角落，中心沒有突起。如果把遊戲規則告訴黃承彥和黃月英，我相信他們很快就會解開，但要憑空想像，確實是太難了一些。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1ySzNRHEl
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魔術方塊也不是每個現代人都解得開，只是我這個自閉宅男超喜歡玩魔術方塊的，四乘四根本就是蛋糕一塊。我快速轉動那魔術方塊，清脆悅耳的撞擊聲不斷響起。看著那兩人，不，是三個人目瞪口呆的樣子，讓我感到非常愉悅。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2PjVOx5mg
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不過半分鐘，搞定。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaBLxMeY64
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當我將魔術方塊轉到指定的位置，盒子卻是整個分崩離析，嚇得我連撿起來都不來及。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZliRbs6VE
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那個盒子崩壞之後，只留下一個東西。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ghNJ3QFXO
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那是個盒子。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLspUEcKHVL
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又是個盒子！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpiMfx77PN
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有沒有搞錯？盒子裡面又是個盒子，那這個盒子裡面又是個盒子我怎麼辦？如果是盒子裡有盒子，盒子外有盒子之類的繞口令怎麼辦？這不是一題，而是兩題、三題，甚至四題、五題吧！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ653mSeTTys
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我面無表情問道：「那位高人是因為長得特別高所以叫高人？金髮藍眼白皮膚對不對？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxBWqJbYqX
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黃承彥：「不，沒有這回事。怎麼這麼問？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9xv9lHKt7
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsda7xeOMs
很好，不是俄羅斯人，至少不會是俄羅斯方塊，其實完全沒有根據。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEC1OSSL5o
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算了，雖然我瘋狂地在內心抱怨，還是決定一次做到底。我觀察一下那個小盒子，同樣是個鐵盒，但五面光滑平整，只有一面有異樣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBELJLz2JUV
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異樣的那一面是個六乘六的滑格子遊戲，就是三十六個小圖塊中拔掉一格，想辦法將其他圖塊排成正確圖形的那個。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjjMDe0yR4
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六乘六，還不算太難，我看了一下就直接動工。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wBNRccPmJ
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然後，我相信我臉上的表情越來越怪。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zgtpXyInt
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等我完成，我已經是憋笑到內傷。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrWliOulcd
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這下可以確定我剛剛的推測，那位高人肯定跟我同一個時代，不是金髮藍眼大概就是褐髮綠眼之類的，不是個俄國人，而是個美國人。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLr3OIc7jd
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米老鼠。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHKEFCLUss
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竟然是一隻米老鼠！這還真得要夠有緣，有緣千年來相會，那才排得出正確的圖案。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9pPiubCCM
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但我還來不及介紹那隻老鼠，盒子前後一致性崩毀，這次就沒有嚇到我，崩毀之後留下一個東西。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaOzNmafaB
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不是盒子，所以我才能這麼心平氣和。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nlZLfttRe
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那是一把掌心雷手槍，和一堆叮叮噹噹落下的子彈。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CuM5Conwd
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLn40azVbw
這種作弊等級的武器竟然讓我開寶箱開到，真是讓我心癢難耐超級想要獨吞，不過我得忍住，等一下還是不能回答。就算有神級的武器，但我不打算打怪吃王，所以就算了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpx7qXstlv
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拱手讓給他們就好，把眼前的事情解決。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkogmMpDEez
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我：「如你們所見，我過關了吧？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D9TjhiZne
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黃承彥顫抖了一下，這才反應過來：「喔，是，是啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4VXjc2y5v
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他好像還不敢相信我只用短短一分鐘，就搞定他花了十幾年還沒想透的難題。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o3IdLY1Oz
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黃月英卻沒有說話，只是一雙眼睛死死的盯著我，簡直要把我釘穿。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oCFrRxJOW
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我不管她，繼續說：「好了，最後一個問題，請問吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PtJfGxkEr
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這樣基本上是搞定了，然後我就可以繼續在這個世界混吃等死的，還多一個超厲害的僕人幫我準備三餐，完美。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRY0UrrYM6
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黃月英：「不用了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoNFr0Blqd
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喔，不用了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDLV57bx8m
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是個好問題。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtbFIH1x3o
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「我就嫁他了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT7rCvvUjD
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咦？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sF59RoWPa
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慢著！這跟說好的不一樣啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCBzx32sWA
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「哈哈哈！好，擇日不如撞日，直接在這裡把婚禮辦了吧！」黃承彥一邊大笑一邊走出飯廳，射出一枝沖天炮，回頭繼續說：「我已經邀了妳三叔婆、六姨公、大姨媽……我去叫他們進來，你們小倆口就先培養培養感情吧！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiMFN3w6Wg
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我：「等……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNAC6pkAyR
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黃承彥：「等什麼？春宵一刻值千金，越快越好，哈哈哈！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ80FByXdGQ
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黃承彥說完，自己跑了出去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkutCo0W2y
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瘋了瘋了，竟然還找了一堆人在外面堵我，以為自己在演古惑仔啊？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZImjH5suO
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我回頭：「妳怎麼回事？不是說好最後一題要讓我答錯的嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9erXHQDVA
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黃月英笑了，她竟然笑了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURRedCtIlJ
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「你這麼聰明，怎麼就不知道這世界有種東西叫反悔？」黃月英一反剛才沉重的安靜，好像放開了什麼，又變回一開始的我行我素：「總之就是這樣，請多指教，我的『良人』。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCv8MtaC0g
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然後我看見家裡蜂擁而入的證人，看來是不可能反悔。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQOr93QQz6
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後來的時間到底是怎麼流逝的，我已經沒有印象。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCPNxhNwlf
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我只記得我當時的心情是這樣的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XzsdIalVS
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卑鄙無恥下流骯髒齷齪瘋子太扯了神經病妳老母老母老母老母老母老母老母老母老母……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIQs7doApT
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當我回過神來，是在一片大紅色的新房裡，與穿著大紅衣、蓋著紅蓋頭的黃月英對面而坐。她坐床上，我坐椅子上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAKN9q0Drm
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我記得有傳說紅蓋頭的習俗就是從她開始的，而且還有兩個。一個是因為她長得太醜了，怕諸葛亮在結婚前反悔，所以用紅蓋頭撐過婚禮；另一說是她其實是個大美女，只是兩人沒見過面，想測試諸葛亮是不是會以貌取人。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWEOmu1Upj
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事實證明，兩個都錯了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovgfGoabJx
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我嘆氣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNtuzd6Bje
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黃月英笑笑問道：「怎麼了？我們是新婚，你怎麼嘆氣了？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqowrGqDuk
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我又嘆氣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwmv6krRIG
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黃月英依然笑著：「你要是再嘆氣就穿盔甲睡覺吧，我刀已經準備好了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgtQ4nJ9Ne
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這什麼世道啊？每個女人身上都有刀，要不是想自殺，就是想謀殺親夫？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4FnCwr8JZ
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我：「妳到底怎麼回事？不是不想嫁嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UKRllrGVN
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黃月英：「我沒有不想嫁啊，只是挑對象。而且我家那老頭你也看到了，整天在想辦法把我嫁出去，煩都煩死了，算是順便借你的名字逃出生天。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLpqtfnWiT
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我沒有回話。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7BMHoZu7i
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黃月英卻像是猜透我的心思：「而且你大可以放心，我們有夫妻之名，卻不見得要有夫妻之實啊，大不了就各過各的生活，看你之後要娶幾個，我通通無所謂。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDUljH4mzt
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喔？這個好像不錯。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsecEagvzjB
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我：「妳說認真的？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQvzb10Yzv
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黃月英：「騙你的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1TPwa35Y2
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我真的不知道該怎麼跟這個女人說話，偏偏不說話只嘆氣都不行。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHLZHQy5Yk
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「真是，男人都是一個樣，沒一個好東西。」黃月英搖搖頭：「我警告你，你就只能有我一個妻子，不准給我帶女人回家，更不能出去外面拈花惹草，不然你就算每天穿著整套盔甲睡覺也不會長命的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2T2wXoqZz
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最糟糕的情況，完全命中。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbaeHZQ3Hy
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永遠都是猜壞事的時候準。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLZnJw03js
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「一臉哀莫大於心死的表情，有夠難看的。」黃月英又笑：「你要不要先掀開這蓋頭？其實真的有點熱，而且，搞不好你會發現自己再也看不上別的女人，嗯？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbqGR1sdaH
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喔？事情好像有點轉機？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruxlNc8k7v
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會不會、會不會其實她只是戴著人皮面具之類的？用那紅蓋頭，想給我一個驚喜？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXbWJGyIZC
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嘖嘖，反正再慘也不過就這樣了，於是我鼓起勇氣走過去，拉開那紅蓋頭，又放了下去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzoygVTkoS
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沒有什麼因為太漂亮，所以覺得自己認錯人的歡樂場景。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy10gHAKnV
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只是，我的視覺本來已經麻痺了，經過一段時間沒看到她那張噁心的臉，這時又開始發作。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePXUQ7ugHN
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我有點想吐。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiho6biXnv6
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妳把刀給我，讓我自我了斷吧！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ucc0gUFau
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「哈哈哈！」黃月英用那外面的人聽起來像兩個男人結婚的低啞嗓音笑得像瘋子一樣，自己將蓋頭拉下：「超笨的，蠢死了，哈哈哈哈哈！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsuK29KbYZ
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黃月英自己笑得很爽，直到她肚子痛到笑不出來，卻還繼續無聲地笑。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AtO2jzKml
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我根本笑不出來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3huG55hLBh
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笑！我讓妳笑！媽的，這個臭女人，長得醜就算了，個性還這麼差，真的是惹火我了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfJUTicHXi
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我決定，整死她。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe4Q0CkV5T
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我保證妳以後連吃冰都會燙到！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey1LiB6gvX
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我在腦中不斷重複各種罵人的話語，想著各種超越十八禁的惡整計畫，務必要讓她知難而退，自己打消嫁給我的念頭。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPheS4OMEJ
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但她的笑聲好像慢慢變了，中間越來越扭曲，令人匪夷所思。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o8qDQxPRS
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黃月英停下，喘了好幾口氣，才開口說：「好啦，對不起，我只是一直很想開這個玩笑。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTctdxkK1uO
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我比較在意的是，她的聲音突然變得十足嬌嫩，光是嬌喘那幾聲就讓我喘不過氣來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3F6Xojc7lv
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黃月英一把將自己的「臉」撕下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3e2EXJSFY
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我的心臟停止。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbdTkK1hnt
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她黑色的秀髮像瀑布傾瀉、如柳絮飄逸，吹彈可破的雪白皮膚透著微微粉紅，鮮紅唇瓣嬌滴滴地誘人親近，一雙眼，本來讓人無法聚焦的雙眼這時像黑洞一樣要將我吞噬。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXJFgwz2gk
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她將厚重的外衣脫掉，只剩一襲短袖的薄紗，纖白修長如白玉精雕般的雙腿畢露無遺，嫩白的雙手如同流水輕搖般生姿，若隱若現的胴體更是讓人越陷越深，無法自拔。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo0pd9cYJ4
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「真是有夠熱的。」黃月英甩甩頭髮，髮絲往右分靠在肩上，拿了細繩綁成馬尾模樣：「扮那醜樣一整天，連我自己都快受不了，說起來你還真厲害，竟然有辦法忍受。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8PZxigpeX
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熱？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAhgVMP48n
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我不知道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOPYmR93Ep
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我真的不知道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B93CFuy3N
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黃月英對我這膚淺的反應不以為忤，反倒是自信地笑笑：「如果有什麼稱讚我的話，我都大方接受。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPJy9WQjaD
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我還是不知道，我到底該怎麼反應才好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnyAryWFO8
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我只知道，熱死了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y6wOMA8YQ
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黃月英直接走過來把我拉到床上，話匣子打開了：「再怎麼樣逞強，我還是個女人啊，喜歡打扮得美美的，當然還要有人看。只是世道險惡，尤其這張臉又招搖得不像話，只得扮個醜樣出門。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6MDAJo1ot
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她好像不只是外表褪去偽裝，連內心也放下武裝，抱怨起來跟諸葛亮那宅男一個樣，沒完沒了的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFtcc9tcAM
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黃月英：「你也說點話啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVer3Dkqw9
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我：「我不懂妳在想什麼。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBXdrhwtgs
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「有很多時間可以慢慢瞭解。」黃月英說得理所當然，卻又突然改變話題：「對了，我先跟你說清楚，今天你只算過了第一關，可別以為這樣就可以、可以對我怎麼樣……總之，現在開始進入觀察期，之後看你的表現我再決定。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNS1t1VfL1
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所以七天內可以退貨的意思？是這樣嗎？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNkGLt1Z2x
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我：「妳是說行房嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡah7x8JpZIC
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黃月英臉上一紅，說：「你一定要說這麼直接嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOTgbPeJcz
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這很直接嗎？我故意委婉到我自己要講出來都覺得超級怪，說做愛還比較正常一點。只能說女人的標準還真奇怪，可以脫到剩下內衣把我拉上床蓋棉被純聊天，卻一句話也說不得。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac3iPaWzSE
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不過，我並不討厭。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G2itVxBUw
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唉，是啊，男人就是標準的視覺動物……算了，不要牽扯到所有男人，不然又有人要抗議。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOa2UOhVB1
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我，就是我，我就是個標準的視覺動物，你要說我爛、賤、膚淺、沒人性，我都承認，但突然撿到一個美女當老婆，高興都來不及，個性什麼的已經完全被拋到腦後了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCaCosRME6
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我：「那現在呢？睡覺？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuUSYwXXWS
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黃月英：「太早了吧，我還有很多事想做呢！我早就想好要做的事了，像是聊一整個晚上的兵法，或是現在的政治局勢，如果你覺得太嚴肅，也可以跟我玩玩枕頭戰啊、丟丟毛線球之類的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqebh5GtAa
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就算我拼命忽略堆在角落她自己帶來的十幾個枕頭好了，前面說的那些我還可以理解成平常關在家裡，只是想要第一次嘗試熬夜的畢業旅行的小朋友。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoN4gw8pbdq
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後面那是怎樣？妳確定妳是找老公，而不是養一隻貓？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSzY3f7W15
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重點是，就算找和尚來跟妳玩枕頭戰，佛也發火了吧！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf69lwkb9jo
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我直接躺下：「睡覺。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7baA54cbdm
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黃月英拉著我的手：「起來啦！哪有這樣的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNV1Y07WX3u
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不可能，我如果不早點睡，我看今天晚上我就要睡不著了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdwIDtV7MG
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kr1gRbOLv
她越是拉我的手，我就越是躺得四平八穩。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHQouh0gHm
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpj4kcPWKR
一個不小心，卻是將她拉到了我身上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF74Icshi6
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眼神對上，我覺得今天晚上是不用睡了。