【第三章 前置作業3】30Please respect copyright.PENANAxEYiWm7Vb7
30Please respect copyright.PENANAy2HyMC6WGx
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經過了廁所會議大作戰之後,林輩今天的工作效率突然變得出奇的好,也有力氣跟作者開開黃色笑話,講講自己當年不知風靡多少美少女,就連一向倍感棘手的小白上線,他都能笑著打招呼。30Please respect copyright.PENANAsSApFyXjn8
30Please respect copyright.PENANAqIv7Fj9uf2
行為之反常,讓莎莎差點懷疑林輩的脖子因為被關節技扭向一邊,導致呼吸不順,連帶他的大腦也跟著壞掉了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAjq5v3v8NVT
30Please respect copyright.PENANAfy51WMjqk4
距離下班時間還有五分鐘,林輩翹著二郎腿坐在椅子上,等待邊集開始實施所謂的「芭娜娜大作戰」。在等待的同時,他順道把所有的對話視窗全部結束,文字檔也關掉。30Please respect copyright.PENANAuVEFTbBUQo
30Please respect copyright.PENANAsE5n0n9XlA
由於林輩的位置斜對著女廁門簾,從門簾縫隙看過去,正好可以觀察廁所裡面有沒有人在使用。確定所有的女同事都在座位上,沒人在廁所裡之後,林輩朝邊集使了一個眼色。30Please respect copyright.PENANAW5bLg4QoQV
30Please respect copyright.PENANAqfV0HMJSxw
邊集會意,比出了一個OK的手勢,拎著兩袋香蕉站了起來,在辦公室同仁費解的注視下,開始與林輩一起發放香蕉。30Please respect copyright.PENANAtR6SQThPZr
30Please respect copyright.PENANA0PVnkWZi2x
「既然有東西要給我們,幹嘛不早點發啊?現在都快下班了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAQEe66vxyrN
30Please respect copyright.PENANAx4lxLwKU8P
就是要快下班的時候發才好啊,這樣大家就會以最快速度解決掉香蕉,然後留下一堆香蕉皮。30Please respect copyright.PENANAmECrhubGHO
30Please respect copyright.PENANAFS5rG3E0pr
「香蕉喔,我比較喜歡蘋果耶。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAgtG3LZ1MUa
30Please respect copyright.PENANAciOkvieEIH
要吃蘋果不會自己去買喔,有香蕉吃就要偷笑了。30Please respect copyright.PENANA3u29p90N9T
30Please respect copyright.PENANAgzm16mhsXY
「呼呼~林輩,這樣不行唷,竟然發香蕉給女同事。啊啦啊啦,好糟糕啊~」30Please respect copyright.PENANAX24FClnsZA
30Please respect copyright.PENANAhmAO8CUS4O
糟糕個屁!阿魔妳這個猥褻星人最沒有資格說這句話!30Please respect copyright.PENANAZkr73GMXzj
30Please respect copyright.PENANA9R5icxd9gZ
從小說部一路發到美編部、企劃部、雜誌部、網管部,在下班鐘聲響起的前幾秒,林輩與邊集才將香蕉發送完畢。30Please respect copyright.PENANAzzWXTqPL7t
30Please respect copyright.PENANApcfarujqnQ
「來來來,香蕉皮丟我這裡就好。」邊集兩隻手拉開塑膠袋,逆時針晃了回去,剛好將一堆香蕉皮收入袋中。30Please respect copyright.PENANAShtMfwOx9M
30Please respect copyright.PENANAtvWXVoWNhH
直到目送最後一個同事一邊嚼著嘴巴裡的香蕉,一邊跟他們說再見之後,林輩與邊集的「芭娜娜計畫」已經完成了二分之一的進度。30Please respect copyright.PENANALHBq8zCZmY
30Please respect copyright.PENANAS3H4xDXTfi
剩下的二分之一能否成功,關鍵就在Boss身上。30Please respect copyright.PENANArlbUkkxXiB
30Please respect copyright.PENANAfkmrmFQbPc
林輩輕手輕腳的貼著牆壁,小心翼翼的潛伏到總編辦公室外頭。從窗戶看進去,Boss的啤酒肚正好落在視線裡。30Please respect copyright.PENANA0UBkyk5GI1
30Please respect copyright.PENANAfLTDVJpVNt
「欸,林輩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAG95nWMa0gW
30Please respect copyright.PENANAFBG1sV5OFu
「幹嘛,不要扯我衣服啦。」林輩沒好氣的擺擺手,示意邊集不要打擾他觀察Boss動向。30Please respect copyright.PENANAidtmjDXsI5
30Please respect copyright.PENANAnEKnlSED1j
「羊子小姐留下來的香蕉皮,我已經定下了,你可不要拿去用。」30Please respect copyright.PENANARmZAQvYiLn
30Please respect copyright.PENANAhkuxmtFHhJ
「你連香蕉皮也要?」林輩鄙夷地用鼻孔看人。30Please respect copyright.PENANAdBzj87wSbR
30Please respect copyright.PENANArmFLD6xbhD
「這可是被羊子小姐的手指溫柔摸過,然後還優雅剝下來的香蕉皮耶!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAVEdGgeAlLn
30Please respect copyright.PENANA2TAjt7txm2
林輩方才只看見很隨性扯下香蕉皮的羊子小姐,完全跟優雅沾不上半點邊。30Please respect copyright.PENANAc4NCxtGcg1
30Please respect copyright.PENANAlbDWRFWkuB
「如果羊子小姐也能這樣對我的話……」邊集眼眶濕潤,嘴角含春,背景一瞬間飄滿了粉紅色泡泡。30Please respect copyright.PENANASV9ESLlwkz
30Please respect copyright.PENANAGE2d2DoMol
如果被羊子小姐這樣對待,林輩可以保證,邊家會直接絕後,連蛋白質都不用製造了。不過視線一對上滿臉春意盎然的邊集,林輩一瞬間全身湧起雞皮疙瘩,一股惡寒直竄背脊。30Please respect copyright.PENANAqlJmY2kaMz
30Please respect copyright.PENANAW8xZfDQYd0
「馬的,要意淫就回家去,少在這裡礙事。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA0RElJafRkc
30Please respect copyright.PENANAtBTFLWCwGj
「這可是你說的。」邊集手腳俐落地從塑膠袋裡抽出羊子小姐留下的香蕉皮,然後將袋子扔給林輩,頭也不回地朝著樓梯口奔去。逐漸遠去的背影上,依稀刻著「愛、正義、羊子小姐」等字彙。30Please respect copyright.PENANA12qUtNBb9k
30Please respect copyright.PENANAMBYAmX7WHM
公司裡面此刻已經一片昏暗,只剩下總編辦公室的燈光還亮著。在流浪者基地待了一段時日,林輩早已摸清了Boss的作息。30Please respect copyright.PENANAw6UGz5cUkI
30Please respect copyright.PENANAtmOiMQHMlL
早上九點半到公司,放著費玉清或是鄧麗君的懷舊老歌,一邊審稿一邊跟作者群哈拉,偶爾會出巡到企劃部與會計小姐的位置附近。30Please respect copyright.PENANACavX4oSOqQ
30Please respect copyright.PENANAfkdmhJ7S32
中午時候則是叫一個五十元的便當,不過最近經濟不景氣,所以便當也漲價成六十元了,上次林輩還聽到Boss跟業者碎碎念了一番。30Please respect copyright.PENANAHUuPM1EWQs
30Please respect copyright.PENANA1kl0rtmFJb
下午時分,繼續待在辦公室審稿,跟作者哈拉培養感情,處理合約問題。晚上七點,準時關QQ關MSN關電腦關燈關門,離開流浪者基地。30Please respect copyright.PENANA3KfXLxE6hb
30Please respect copyright.PENANAHykKwjPbUc
幾乎沒有變動過的作息,讓林輩連總編走路的步伐有多大、背脊會彎多少度、啤酒肚會挺出幾層,都摸個一清二楚。30Please respect copyright.PENANAY9zDdbUVn9
30Please respect copyright.PENANADTaco03XIV
再一次對Boss的動向做最後確認,林輩揣著懷裡的香蕉皮,彎著腰,躡手躡腳地和辦公室大門拉開一段距離。30Please respect copyright.PENANAYxJqEZOCA5
ns3.22.208.25da230Please respect copyright.PENANAy2HyMC6WGx
30Please respect copyright.PENANAyP9uzuAZwX
經過了廁所會議大作戰之後,林輩今天的工作效率突然變得出奇的好,也有力氣跟作者開開黃色笑話,講講自己當年不知風靡多少美少女,就連一向倍感棘手的小白上線,他都能笑著打招呼。30Please respect copyright.PENANAsSApFyXjn8
30Please respect copyright.PENANAqIv7Fj9uf2
行為之反常,讓莎莎差點懷疑林輩的脖子因為被關節技扭向一邊,導致呼吸不順,連帶他的大腦也跟著壞掉了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAjq5v3v8NVT
30Please respect copyright.PENANAfy51WMjqk4
距離下班時間還有五分鐘,林輩翹著二郎腿坐在椅子上,等待邊集開始實施所謂的「芭娜娜大作戰」。在等待的同時,他順道把所有的對話視窗全部結束,文字檔也關掉。30Please respect copyright.PENANAuVEFTbBUQo
30Please respect copyright.PENANAsE5n0n9XlA
由於林輩的位置斜對著女廁門簾,從門簾縫隙看過去,正好可以觀察廁所裡面有沒有人在使用。確定所有的女同事都在座位上,沒人在廁所裡之後,林輩朝邊集使了一個眼色。30Please respect copyright.PENANAW5bLg4QoQV
30Please respect copyright.PENANAqfV0HMJSxw
邊集會意,比出了一個OK的手勢,拎著兩袋香蕉站了起來,在辦公室同仁費解的注視下,開始與林輩一起發放香蕉。30Please respect copyright.PENANAtR6SQThPZr
30Please respect copyright.PENANA0PVnkWZi2x
「既然有東西要給我們,幹嘛不早點發啊?現在都快下班了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAQEe66vxyrN
30Please respect copyright.PENANAx4lxLwKU8P
就是要快下班的時候發才好啊,這樣大家就會以最快速度解決掉香蕉,然後留下一堆香蕉皮。30Please respect copyright.PENANAmECrhubGHO
30Please respect copyright.PENANAFS5rG3E0pr
「香蕉喔,我比較喜歡蘋果耶。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAgtG3LZ1MUa
30Please respect copyright.PENANAciOkvieEIH
要吃蘋果不會自己去買喔,有香蕉吃就要偷笑了。30Please respect copyright.PENANA3u29p90N9T
30Please respect copyright.PENANAgzm16mhsXY
「呼呼~林輩,這樣不行唷,竟然發香蕉給女同事。啊啦啊啦,好糟糕啊~」30Please respect copyright.PENANAX24FClnsZA
30Please respect copyright.PENANAhmAO8CUS4O
糟糕個屁!阿魔妳這個猥褻星人最沒有資格說這句話!30Please respect copyright.PENANAZkr73GMXzj
30Please respect copyright.PENANA9R5icxd9gZ
從小說部一路發到美編部、企劃部、雜誌部、網管部,在下班鐘聲響起的前幾秒,林輩與邊集才將香蕉發送完畢。30Please respect copyright.PENANAzzWXTqPL7t
30Please respect copyright.PENANApcfarujqnQ
「來來來,香蕉皮丟我這裡就好。」邊集兩隻手拉開塑膠袋,逆時針晃了回去,剛好將一堆香蕉皮收入袋中。30Please respect copyright.PENANAShtMfwOx9M
30Please respect copyright.PENANAtvWXVoWNhH
直到目送最後一個同事一邊嚼著嘴巴裡的香蕉,一邊跟他們說再見之後,林輩與邊集的「芭娜娜計畫」已經完成了二分之一的進度。30Please respect copyright.PENANALHBq8zCZmY
30Please respect copyright.PENANAS3H4xDXTfi
剩下的二分之一能否成功,關鍵就在Boss身上。30Please respect copyright.PENANArlbUkkxXiB
30Please respect copyright.PENANAfkmrmFQbPc
林輩輕手輕腳的貼著牆壁,小心翼翼的潛伏到總編辦公室外頭。從窗戶看進去,Boss的啤酒肚正好落在視線裡。30Please respect copyright.PENANA0UBkyk5GI1
30Please respect copyright.PENANAfLTDVJpVNt
「欸,林輩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAG95nWMa0gW
30Please respect copyright.PENANAFBG1sV5OFu
「幹嘛,不要扯我衣服啦。」林輩沒好氣的擺擺手,示意邊集不要打擾他觀察Boss動向。30Please respect copyright.PENANAidtmjDXsI5
30Please respect copyright.PENANAnEKnlSED1j
「羊子小姐留下來的香蕉皮,我已經定下了,你可不要拿去用。」30Please respect copyright.PENANARmZAQvYiLn
30Please respect copyright.PENANAhkuxmtFHhJ
「你連香蕉皮也要?」林輩鄙夷地用鼻孔看人。30Please respect copyright.PENANAdBzj87wSbR
30Please respect copyright.PENANArmFLD6xbhD
「這可是被羊子小姐的手指溫柔摸過,然後還優雅剝下來的香蕉皮耶!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAVEdGgeAlLn
30Please respect copyright.PENANA2TAjt7txm2
林輩方才只看見很隨性扯下香蕉皮的羊子小姐,完全跟優雅沾不上半點邊。30Please respect copyright.PENANAc4NCxtGcg1
30Please respect copyright.PENANAlbDWRFWkuB
「如果羊子小姐也能這樣對我的話……」邊集眼眶濕潤,嘴角含春,背景一瞬間飄滿了粉紅色泡泡。30Please respect copyright.PENANASV9ESLlwkz
30Please respect copyright.PENANAGE2d2DoMol
如果被羊子小姐這樣對待,林輩可以保證,邊家會直接絕後,連蛋白質都不用製造了。不過視線一對上滿臉春意盎然的邊集,林輩一瞬間全身湧起雞皮疙瘩,一股惡寒直竄背脊。30Please respect copyright.PENANAqlJmY2kaMz
30Please respect copyright.PENANAW8xZfDQYd0
「馬的,要意淫就回家去,少在這裡礙事。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA0RElJafRkc
30Please respect copyright.PENANAtBTFLWCwGj
「這可是你說的。」邊集手腳俐落地從塑膠袋裡抽出羊子小姐留下的香蕉皮,然後將袋子扔給林輩,頭也不回地朝著樓梯口奔去。逐漸遠去的背影上,依稀刻著「愛、正義、羊子小姐」等字彙。30Please respect copyright.PENANA12qUtNBb9k
30Please respect copyright.PENANAMBYAmX7WHM
公司裡面此刻已經一片昏暗,只剩下總編辦公室的燈光還亮著。在流浪者基地待了一段時日,林輩早已摸清了Boss的作息。30Please respect copyright.PENANAw6UGz5cUkI
30Please respect copyright.PENANAtmOiMQHMlL
早上九點半到公司,放著費玉清或是鄧麗君的懷舊老歌,一邊審稿一邊跟作者群哈拉,偶爾會出巡到企劃部與會計小姐的位置附近。30Please respect copyright.PENANACavX4oSOqQ
30Please respect copyright.PENANAfkdmhJ7S32
中午時候則是叫一個五十元的便當,不過最近經濟不景氣,所以便當也漲價成六十元了,上次林輩還聽到Boss跟業者碎碎念了一番。30Please respect copyright.PENANAHUuPM1EWQs
30Please respect copyright.PENANA1kl0rtmFJb
下午時分,繼續待在辦公室審稿,跟作者哈拉培養感情,處理合約問題。晚上七點,準時關QQ關MSN關電腦關燈關門,離開流浪者基地。30Please respect copyright.PENANA3KfXLxE6hb
30Please respect copyright.PENANAHykKwjPbUc
幾乎沒有變動過的作息,讓林輩連總編走路的步伐有多大、背脊會彎多少度、啤酒肚會挺出幾層,都摸個一清二楚。30Please respect copyright.PENANAY9zDdbUVn9
30Please respect copyright.PENANADTaco03XIV
再一次對Boss的動向做最後確認,林輩揣著懷裡的香蕉皮,彎著腰,躡手躡腳地和辦公室大門拉開一段距離。30Please respect copyright.PENANAYxJqEZOCA5