【第三章 前置作業2】33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwNUyavia6
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下午時分，林輩按著被阿魔一巴掌打回原位的脖子，空出的另一隻手則是抓著邊集的衣領，硬是將揮著雙手、向其他人發出ＳＯＳ訊號的邊集扯進了廁所裡。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXJMQF4mQL
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砰的一聲，廁所的門板被林輩關上，隨即響起的是鎖扣彈跳的聲音。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIkf4mj12o
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狹窄的男廁裡擠著兩個大男人，氧氣的容量頓時就稀薄了不少，退無可退的邊集看著背部抵住門板的林輩，再看向身旁的小便池與身後的馬桶，別無選擇的坐在了馬桶上。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7CXqGgJpc
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「你來吧。」邊集閉上眼睛，張開雙手。「與其要我賠償一台新主機跟新螢幕，我寧可讓你打。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZyuzxwt38
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「好樣的，老子的十九吋螢幕你說什麼都不賠嗎？」林輩齜牙，扯開一抹兇惡的笑，十根手指頭折得喀喀作響。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkqYJBpbvS
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「不賠，我已經窮到快被鬼拖走了，把錢交出去的話，月底就只能喝西北風了。」說到這裡，邊集的眼睛突然張開，鄭重其事的叮嚀。「記得，別打臉。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDs5EKUiiK
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqGYVWlBfC
看著那一張在昨天就被自己揍得青青紫紫的臉孔，林輩冷哼了兩聲，毫不客氣的揍，用盡力氣的揍，數著節拍的揍，就是要把邊集揍到願意賠償一台新電腦為止。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTuFaQb2wE
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOfBKRv3jR
「靠……死林輩！你還真的揍……你有沒有……噢……同事愛啊！」邊集一邊擋著落在臉上的拳頭，一邊哼哼啊啊的嚷著。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGn4OCMMXS
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvJl03FYqe
「老子對你沒有半點愛。」林輩由上而下的俯視著邊集，從鼻孔裡噴出不屑的哼聲。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvHQmY2Cko
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCQZvTZMjK
「唉唷，我的臉……別再打臉了啦……」邊集哀號著求饒。「要打，我寧願給羊子小姐打。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOPhHf4kS4
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「我不要。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHphLJPINwy
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLI53EsbMb
「誰理你啊。」林輩對著左拳哈了一口氣，正要再次落下，忽地發現好像有哪個地方不太對勁。「喂，你剛剛有開口嗎？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWo2PKAIrW
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfuvJBdfid
「『別再打臉了啦』……這句？」邊集回以一記狐疑的眼神。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4wB73T0mu
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmaD024FgX
「沒有那麼長。」放下原本已經攢起的拳頭，林輩皺起眉毛，苦苦思索。「那聲音聽來很像、很像是……」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGH33XhMbU
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「是我。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHYuPxWDoZ
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「對，就是這個聲音！是羊子小──羊子小姐！？」林輩先是用力擊掌，但下一秒立即露出了愕然的表情。「等等，為什麼妳會在男廁外面？不要跟老子說妳活了那麼久，終於發現自己是個男兒身，所以想來嘗試男廁上起來的感覺怎麼樣喔。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNxyobW5VW
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「林輩先生，你的封面完蛋了！」羊子小姐皮笑肉不笑的說道，門板外隱隱約約傳來什麼東西被捏扁的聲音。「你們兩個就永遠關在廁所裡面搞禁忌的編輯部之戀吧！還有，我對M男沒有興趣。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsSDDYBP1K
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冷哼一聲丟下句子，羊子小姐的鞋子在地板上發出叩叩的聲音，越來越遠，越來越遠，越來越遠……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1S2YYfTcx
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkI0snEiLn
「幹！是要打幾個越來越遠才甘願啊！」林輩不爽地罵了一句，兩隻眼睛看向已經呈現石化狀態的同事兼好友兼心靈發洩包。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA27zKgRLh
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坐在馬桶上的邊集蜷縮起身體，眼神空洞，視線的焦距已經不知射向何方了。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQL0O92q0K
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「哈哈……哈哈……羊子小姐，羊子小姐，妳要去哪裡……」邊集乾笑著。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cKfIouiBG
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCUOFs606D
「喂喂喂，振作一點！你這鳥樣子不是M男，我頭就剁下來給你坐！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nfk5sUlYd
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKYUSRvgSd
聽到林輩這句話，邊集哀怨地抬起頭，語氣悽然。「都是你，如果不是你硬要揍我，羊子小姐又怎麼會把我當成M男？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGcqQJsOH7
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkILd1N2oBG
「是誰剛剛說寧可被揍也不願意賠錢的？」林輩冷冷的瞪了過去。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEw0qqGYof
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「那是場面話，場面話你不懂嗎？你這個笨蛋。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCO6aCtOgQ
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIdEACHHdu
「這種『來揍我』的場面話，老子第一次聽說啊。」林輩的手指忍不住又癢了起來。「如果不是某人提供的網站炸了我的主機、我新買的十九吋螢幕，我又何必這樣做呢？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfcSiFvHdP
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ75GAAt5a
「明明就是你說要殺──唔！」邊集的後半段句子還沒說完，立即被林輩的手掌摀了起來。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGw0Ok9G0k
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4klErIKcQ
「馬的，小聲一點行不行？」林輩沒好氣的瞪了一眼，視線對上邊集充滿怨念的表情後，他咋了一下舌頭，悻悻然地鬆開手。「……一張羊子小姐的生活照。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxGhChCKvD
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy0rINY9FQ
「我的人生只值一張羊子小姐的照片嗎？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGYBEMZ7XA
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUikDH6yPvD
「五張羊子小姐的生活照，再附贈一個語音檔。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR74pRYyd7h
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI58qEpg3Yg
「哪一種語音檔？」邊集的頭顱抬起了十五度。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0oexGkxDS
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nYGd1P2Aa
「睡到一半被鈴聲吵醒，不得不起來接電話的語音檔。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixv6cVCC5G
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「聲音很沙啞嗎？」邊集的頭顱抬起了四十五度。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ENh9AYBC5
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「很沙啞。」林輩點頭。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWsqYt7703
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「性感嗎？」邊集的頭顱抬起了六十度。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QO8qKCRbX
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「很性感。」林輩再次點頭。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBqIQPISH8
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「成交。」邊集的頭顱抬起了九十度，與林輩平視。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgb0fDVybq
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNraOdSY7lX
林輩唯一沒有說出口的就是，雖然羊子小姐半夜被吵醒而接電話的聲音很沙啞很性感，但是對話內容卻與性感扯不上半點關係，只有無數隻羚羊被趕來趕去。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB4AB3GpaR
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不過……「你的人生原來只值羊子小姐的五張照片和一個語音檔啊。」林輩一臉感慨。「真是廉價。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKUvxn1DT2
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju5i2HbLAh
「你說什麼？」邊集沒有聽清楚林輩感慨的內容，狐疑地挑高一邊的眉毛。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTWLrIxFID
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「我說，要怎麼做才可以弄昏Boss。」沒心情在無意義的問題上打轉，林輩很快就轉移了話題。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF43IncJPY
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAtFFZ5xiE
「蛤？幹嘛要弄昏Boss？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNG5MrtwN2
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeiR1r8RsN
「還不是你給的網站，叫『殺必死』的那個，雖然可以幫忙殺人，不過必須將想殺掉的人帶到指定地點才可以。」一想起如果違約的話，自己就會變成被狙擊的對象，林輩的心情實在很難稱得上愉快。早知道會這麼麻煩，他就乾脆去請殺手算了。現在請殺手還會買一送一，跳樓大拍賣。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC79qFhUWq1
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCorH46stF2
邊集摸摸下巴，露出了沉思的表情，過了好一會之後，他終於開口說道：「其實我今天有帶香蕉來公司。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmsEZ3PoV6
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9lfHx29Kn
「你帶香蕉來干我屁事。」話題突然被拉了十萬八千里，林輩開始不爽了。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJXSIQ9PqI
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUEXLOncD6
「笨厚，我問你，踩到香蕉皮會怎樣？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYZ4tWSt5R
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHJgotQcRN
「會滑倒，你這不是在廢話嗎？」林輩忍不住翻了個白眼。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAlt5pAr97
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOu6lHoddI
「就是這樣沒錯！只要讓Boss踩到香蕉皮滑倒，他的後腦勺就會撞到地板，撞到地板之後，自然就昏迷了啦。」邊集的語氣透出興奮的熱度，兩眼閃著灼灼的光芒。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9YhGRf7nI
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJSc9YrJJN
林輩雙手抱胸，送去一記疑問的眼神。「你確定就這麼簡單？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwCdWigQuh
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「你想想，我們呢，今天在公司吃香蕉，有香蕉當然會有香蕉皮，很合理吧？正如我剛才所說，我們因為吃香蕉，所以香蕉皮不小心掉在地上，然後被Boss踩到，這也很合邏輯。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSkpBCYMjn
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKeBPY0HsH
「還挺有道理的。」林輩的眼神瞬間動搖了。雖然因為香蕉皮滑倒而撞昏腦袋非常老梗，但是老梗就是因為有它的價值存在，才會被一用再用、百試不厭。這就跟租書店的排行榜永遠被種馬種田腦殘書佔據，是一樣的道理。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY3tJM0bX5
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「我把這個計畫取名為──芭娜娜大作戰。」邊集蹲坐在馬桶上，壓低聲音說道。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM8ZQuKvjK
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5LCXKWShz
聽到這句話，林輩的感想只有兩個字：「真他媽的俗。」更正，是五個字才對。
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下午時分，林輩按著被阿魔一巴掌打回原位的脖子，空出的另一隻手則是抓著邊集的衣領，硬是將揮著雙手、向其他人發出ＳＯＳ訊號的邊集扯進了廁所裡。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXJMQF4mQL
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8y9tC8Q11
砰的一聲，廁所的門板被林輩關上，隨即響起的是鎖扣彈跳的聲音。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIkf4mj12o
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMW7X7E6j3
狹窄的男廁裡擠著兩個大男人，氧氣的容量頓時就稀薄了不少，退無可退的邊集看著背部抵住門板的林輩，再看向身旁的小便池與身後的馬桶，別無選擇的坐在了馬桶上。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7CXqGgJpc
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBiu0RwPkM
「你來吧。」邊集閉上眼睛，張開雙手。「與其要我賠償一台新主機跟新螢幕，我寧可讓你打。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZyuzxwt38
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmB2gxX9pEI
「好樣的，老子的十九吋螢幕你說什麼都不賠嗎？」林輩齜牙，扯開一抹兇惡的笑，十根手指頭折得喀喀作響。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkqYJBpbvS
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZee2Zu9FBg
「不賠，我已經窮到快被鬼拖走了，把錢交出去的話，月底就只能喝西北風了。」說到這裡，邊集的眼睛突然張開，鄭重其事的叮嚀。「記得，別打臉。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDs5EKUiiK
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqGYVWlBfC
看著那一張在昨天就被自己揍得青青紫紫的臉孔，林輩冷哼了兩聲，毫不客氣的揍，用盡力氣的揍，數著節拍的揍，就是要把邊集揍到願意賠償一台新電腦為止。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTuFaQb2wE
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOfBKRv3jR
「靠……死林輩！你還真的揍……你有沒有……噢……同事愛啊！」邊集一邊擋著落在臉上的拳頭，一邊哼哼啊啊的嚷著。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGn4OCMMXS
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvJl03FYqe
「老子對你沒有半點愛。」林輩由上而下的俯視著邊集，從鼻孔裡噴出不屑的哼聲。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvHQmY2Cko
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCQZvTZMjK
「唉唷，我的臉……別再打臉了啦……」邊集哀號著求饒。「要打，我寧願給羊子小姐打。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOPhHf4kS4
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngFdh13f0C
「我不要。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHphLJPINwy
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLI53EsbMb
「誰理你啊。」林輩對著左拳哈了一口氣，正要再次落下，忽地發現好像有哪個地方不太對勁。「喂，你剛剛有開口嗎？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWo2PKAIrW
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfuvJBdfid
「『別再打臉了啦』……這句？」邊集回以一記狐疑的眼神。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4wB73T0mu
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmaD024FgX
「沒有那麼長。」放下原本已經攢起的拳頭，林輩皺起眉毛，苦苦思索。「那聲音聽來很像、很像是……」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGH33XhMbU
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「是我。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHYuPxWDoZ
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「對，就是這個聲音！是羊子小──羊子小姐！？」林輩先是用力擊掌，但下一秒立即露出了愕然的表情。「等等，為什麼妳會在男廁外面？不要跟老子說妳活了那麼久，終於發現自己是個男兒身，所以想來嘗試男廁上起來的感覺怎麼樣喔。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNxyobW5VW
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「林輩先生，你的封面完蛋了！」羊子小姐皮笑肉不笑的說道，門板外隱隱約約傳來什麼東西被捏扁的聲音。「你們兩個就永遠關在廁所裡面搞禁忌的編輯部之戀吧！還有，我對M男沒有興趣。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsSDDYBP1K
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冷哼一聲丟下句子，羊子小姐的鞋子在地板上發出叩叩的聲音，越來越遠，越來越遠，越來越遠……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1S2YYfTcx
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「幹！是要打幾個越來越遠才甘願啊！」林輩不爽地罵了一句，兩隻眼睛看向已經呈現石化狀態的同事兼好友兼心靈發洩包。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA27zKgRLh
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坐在馬桶上的邊集蜷縮起身體，眼神空洞，視線的焦距已經不知射向何方了。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQL0O92q0K
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「哈哈……哈哈……羊子小姐，羊子小姐，妳要去哪裡……」邊集乾笑著。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cKfIouiBG
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「喂喂喂，振作一點！你這鳥樣子不是M男，我頭就剁下來給你坐！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nfk5sUlYd
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聽到林輩這句話，邊集哀怨地抬起頭，語氣悽然。「都是你，如果不是你硬要揍我，羊子小姐又怎麼會把我當成M男？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGcqQJsOH7
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「是誰剛剛說寧可被揍也不願意賠錢的？」林輩冷冷的瞪了過去。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEw0qqGYof
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「那是場面話，場面話你不懂嗎？你這個笨蛋。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCO6aCtOgQ
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「這種『來揍我』的場面話，老子第一次聽說啊。」林輩的手指忍不住又癢了起來。「如果不是某人提供的網站炸了我的主機、我新買的十九吋螢幕，我又何必這樣做呢？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfcSiFvHdP
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「明明就是你說要殺──唔！」邊集的後半段句子還沒說完，立即被林輩的手掌摀了起來。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGw0Ok9G0k
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「馬的，小聲一點行不行？」林輩沒好氣的瞪了一眼，視線對上邊集充滿怨念的表情後，他咋了一下舌頭，悻悻然地鬆開手。「……一張羊子小姐的生活照。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxGhChCKvD
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「我的人生只值一張羊子小姐的照片嗎？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGYBEMZ7XA
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「五張羊子小姐的生活照，再附贈一個語音檔。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR74pRYyd7h
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「哪一種語音檔？」邊集的頭顱抬起了十五度。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0oexGkxDS
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「睡到一半被鈴聲吵醒，不得不起來接電話的語音檔。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixv6cVCC5G
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「聲音很沙啞嗎？」邊集的頭顱抬起了四十五度。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ENh9AYBC5
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「很沙啞。」林輩點頭。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWsqYt7703
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「性感嗎？」邊集的頭顱抬起了六十度。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QO8qKCRbX
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「很性感。」林輩再次點頭。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBqIQPISH8
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「成交。」邊集的頭顱抬起了九十度，與林輩平視。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgb0fDVybq
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林輩唯一沒有說出口的就是，雖然羊子小姐半夜被吵醒而接電話的聲音很沙啞很性感，但是對話內容卻與性感扯不上半點關係，只有無數隻羚羊被趕來趕去。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB4AB3GpaR
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不過……「你的人生原來只值羊子小姐的五張照片和一個語音檔啊。」林輩一臉感慨。「真是廉價。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKUvxn1DT2
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「你說什麼？」邊集沒有聽清楚林輩感慨的內容，狐疑地挑高一邊的眉毛。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTWLrIxFID
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「我說，要怎麼做才可以弄昏Boss。」沒心情在無意義的問題上打轉，林輩很快就轉移了話題。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF43IncJPY
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「蛤？幹嘛要弄昏Boss？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNG5MrtwN2
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「還不是你給的網站，叫『殺必死』的那個，雖然可以幫忙殺人，不過必須將想殺掉的人帶到指定地點才可以。」一想起如果違約的話，自己就會變成被狙擊的對象，林輩的心情實在很難稱得上愉快。早知道會這麼麻煩，他就乾脆去請殺手算了。現在請殺手還會買一送一，跳樓大拍賣。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC79qFhUWq1
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邊集摸摸下巴，露出了沉思的表情，過了好一會之後，他終於開口說道：「其實我今天有帶香蕉來公司。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmsEZ3PoV6
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「你帶香蕉來干我屁事。」話題突然被拉了十萬八千里，林輩開始不爽了。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJXSIQ9PqI
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「笨厚，我問你，踩到香蕉皮會怎樣？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYZ4tWSt5R
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「會滑倒，你這不是在廢話嗎？」林輩忍不住翻了個白眼。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAlt5pAr97
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「就是這樣沒錯！只要讓Boss踩到香蕉皮滑倒，他的後腦勺就會撞到地板，撞到地板之後，自然就昏迷了啦。」邊集的語氣透出興奮的熱度，兩眼閃著灼灼的光芒。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9YhGRf7nI
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林輩雙手抱胸，送去一記疑問的眼神。「你確定就這麼簡單？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwCdWigQuh
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「你想想，我們呢，今天在公司吃香蕉，有香蕉當然會有香蕉皮，很合理吧？正如我剛才所說，我們因為吃香蕉，所以香蕉皮不小心掉在地上，然後被Boss踩到，這也很合邏輯。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSkpBCYMjn
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「還挺有道理的。」林輩的眼神瞬間動搖了。雖然因為香蕉皮滑倒而撞昏腦袋非常老梗，但是老梗就是因為有它的價值存在，才會被一用再用、百試不厭。這就跟租書店的排行榜永遠被種馬種田腦殘書佔據，是一樣的道理。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY3tJM0bX5
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「我把這個計畫取名為──芭娜娜大作戰。」邊集蹲坐在馬桶上，壓低聲音說道。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM8ZQuKvjK
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聽到這句話，林輩的感想只有兩個字：「真他媽的俗。」更正，是五個字才對。
然後按「加至主畫面」