【第三章 前置作業3】27Please respect copyright.PENANA0ssygAShAB
27Please respect copyright.PENANATpTry2URVZ
27Please respect copyright.PENANAoWcnlESKQS
經過了廁所會議大作戰之後,林輩今天的工作效率突然變得出奇的好,也有力氣跟作者開開黃色笑話,講講自己當年不知風靡多少美少女,就連一向倍感棘手的小白上線,他都能笑著打招呼。27Please respect copyright.PENANAXBrDIz4AQ0
27Please respect copyright.PENANA4hwAngl7Ni
行為之反常,讓莎莎差點懷疑林輩的脖子因為被關節技扭向一邊,導致呼吸不順,連帶他的大腦也跟著壞掉了。27Please respect copyright.PENANAMpozhOxzAn
27Please respect copyright.PENANA9WOdI0ZfOa
距離下班時間還有五分鐘,林輩翹著二郎腿坐在椅子上,等待邊集開始實施所謂的「芭娜娜大作戰」。在等待的同時,他順道把所有的對話視窗全部結束,文字檔也關掉。27Please respect copyright.PENANAeLRvtgsmpT
27Please respect copyright.PENANAZkJpZjX4RS
由於林輩的位置斜對著女廁門簾,從門簾縫隙看過去,正好可以觀察廁所裡面有沒有人在使用。確定所有的女同事都在座位上,沒人在廁所裡之後,林輩朝邊集使了一個眼色。27Please respect copyright.PENANAPuRVZD3AoO
27Please respect copyright.PENANAFD4wTyfwJb
邊集會意,比出了一個OK的手勢,拎著兩袋香蕉站了起來,在辦公室同仁費解的注視下,開始與林輩一起發放香蕉。27Please respect copyright.PENANAjzLUMRfigJ
27Please respect copyright.PENANAE37P1hOskN
「既然有東西要給我們,幹嘛不早點發啊?現在都快下班了。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAp5HlkBt8Q1
27Please respect copyright.PENANApq99dQwgWc
就是要快下班的時候發才好啊,這樣大家就會以最快速度解決掉香蕉,然後留下一堆香蕉皮。27Please respect copyright.PENANAdOTSBpGy84
27Please respect copyright.PENANAzPfesvSfJ6
「香蕉喔,我比較喜歡蘋果耶。」27Please respect copyright.PENANA4JOg0jcapF
27Please respect copyright.PENANArhFKoz1nVc
要吃蘋果不會自己去買喔,有香蕉吃就要偷笑了。27Please respect copyright.PENANArZUeVZilzV
27Please respect copyright.PENANAFa5jes9d8q
「呼呼~林輩,這樣不行唷,竟然發香蕉給女同事。啊啦啊啦,好糟糕啊~」27Please respect copyright.PENANADxlbpo5MlD
27Please respect copyright.PENANAj8vpbVOSfi
糟糕個屁!阿魔妳這個猥褻星人最沒有資格說這句話!27Please respect copyright.PENANATtyhj2ZeTm
27Please respect copyright.PENANAJebHCdkJH5
從小說部一路發到美編部、企劃部、雜誌部、網管部,在下班鐘聲響起的前幾秒,林輩與邊集才將香蕉發送完畢。27Please respect copyright.PENANAqnwRZaxigG
27Please respect copyright.PENANAgdvlX1F1We
「來來來,香蕉皮丟我這裡就好。」邊集兩隻手拉開塑膠袋,逆時針晃了回去,剛好將一堆香蕉皮收入袋中。27Please respect copyright.PENANACo5yZpAmtt
27Please respect copyright.PENANATuyGcsfdZZ
直到目送最後一個同事一邊嚼著嘴巴裡的香蕉,一邊跟他們說再見之後,林輩與邊集的「芭娜娜計畫」已經完成了二分之一的進度。27Please respect copyright.PENANAHEY4mEBHGh
27Please respect copyright.PENANAFUEeXGGH6S
剩下的二分之一能否成功,關鍵就在Boss身上。27Please respect copyright.PENANAMK22GgGWHU
27Please respect copyright.PENANAAHeCcbcaG7
林輩輕手輕腳的貼著牆壁,小心翼翼的潛伏到總編辦公室外頭。從窗戶看進去,Boss的啤酒肚正好落在視線裡。27Please respect copyright.PENANA5xorpV9mLL
27Please respect copyright.PENANAnp50e5RYqD
「欸,林輩。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAZCkk1rjScK
27Please respect copyright.PENANAcgqy5F9fUA
「幹嘛,不要扯我衣服啦。」林輩沒好氣的擺擺手,示意邊集不要打擾他觀察Boss動向。27Please respect copyright.PENANAJoR8QEtFIH
27Please respect copyright.PENANAmgDgWWkN9Z
「羊子小姐留下來的香蕉皮,我已經定下了,你可不要拿去用。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAgTzifQ4SWZ
27Please respect copyright.PENANAl4HbUMg3EZ
「你連香蕉皮也要?」林輩鄙夷地用鼻孔看人。27Please respect copyright.PENANAMX10WP9NeT
27Please respect copyright.PENANAhv3gXUWEz0
「這可是被羊子小姐的手指溫柔摸過,然後還優雅剝下來的香蕉皮耶!」27Please respect copyright.PENANAIuz0zpeETA
27Please respect copyright.PENANADRTRA8QyQL
林輩方才只看見很隨性扯下香蕉皮的羊子小姐,完全跟優雅沾不上半點邊。27Please respect copyright.PENANAIc2hx4dtjL
27Please respect copyright.PENANAso5F3RKAu1
「如果羊子小姐也能這樣對我的話……」邊集眼眶濕潤,嘴角含春,背景一瞬間飄滿了粉紅色泡泡。27Please respect copyright.PENANAeumBvsTRs8
27Please respect copyright.PENANAJWOJTG5eOY
如果被羊子小姐這樣對待,林輩可以保證,邊家會直接絕後,連蛋白質都不用製造了。不過視線一對上滿臉春意盎然的邊集,林輩一瞬間全身湧起雞皮疙瘩,一股惡寒直竄背脊。27Please respect copyright.PENANAcjXGIb2EL3
27Please respect copyright.PENANAOmH2knDs47
「馬的,要意淫就回家去,少在這裡礙事。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAjLWuHwfDTc
27Please respect copyright.PENANAqtdj7nEoqW
「這可是你說的。」邊集手腳俐落地從塑膠袋裡抽出羊子小姐留下的香蕉皮,然後將袋子扔給林輩,頭也不回地朝著樓梯口奔去。逐漸遠去的背影上,依稀刻著「愛、正義、羊子小姐」等字彙。27Please respect copyright.PENANAFRQg9PeT0c
27Please respect copyright.PENANAc7pBkcKP0a
公司裡面此刻已經一片昏暗,只剩下總編辦公室的燈光還亮著。在流浪者基地待了一段時日,林輩早已摸清了Boss的作息。27Please respect copyright.PENANAuB113qIvJt
27Please respect copyright.PENANAcSGXrD3T1o
早上九點半到公司,放著費玉清或是鄧麗君的懷舊老歌,一邊審稿一邊跟作者群哈拉,偶爾會出巡到企劃部與會計小姐的位置附近。27Please respect copyright.PENANAEgj5sFMqBX
27Please respect copyright.PENANATkPxRHzsHq
中午時候則是叫一個五十元的便當,不過最近經濟不景氣,所以便當也漲價成六十元了,上次林輩還聽到Boss跟業者碎碎念了一番。27Please respect copyright.PENANAODKauZT8hB
27Please respect copyright.PENANA2JZSJbfvcT
下午時分,繼續待在辦公室審稿,跟作者哈拉培養感情,處理合約問題。晚上七點,準時關QQ關MSN關電腦關燈關門,離開流浪者基地。27Please respect copyright.PENANAzXqJ7mE6Qb
27Please respect copyright.PENANAevGKva6VnG
幾乎沒有變動過的作息,讓林輩連總編走路的步伐有多大、背脊會彎多少度、啤酒肚會挺出幾層,都摸個一清二楚。27Please respect copyright.PENANA0MP4KJtSat
27Please respect copyright.PENANAT0xQiNi37K
再一次對Boss的動向做最後確認,林輩揣著懷裡的香蕉皮,彎著腰,躡手躡腳地和辦公室大門拉開一段距離。27Please respect copyright.PENANAK43QCQ8lMr
ns13.58.164.55da227Please respect copyright.PENANATpTry2URVZ
27Please respect copyright.PENANAoWcnlESKQS
經過了廁所會議大作戰之後,林輩今天的工作效率突然變得出奇的好,也有力氣跟作者開開黃色笑話,講講自己當年不知風靡多少美少女,就連一向倍感棘手的小白上線,他都能笑著打招呼。27Please respect copyright.PENANAXBrDIz4AQ0
27Please respect copyright.PENANA4hwAngl7Ni
行為之反常,讓莎莎差點懷疑林輩的脖子因為被關節技扭向一邊,導致呼吸不順,連帶他的大腦也跟著壞掉了。27Please respect copyright.PENANAMpozhOxzAn
27Please respect copyright.PENANA9WOdI0ZfOa
距離下班時間還有五分鐘,林輩翹著二郎腿坐在椅子上,等待邊集開始實施所謂的「芭娜娜大作戰」。在等待的同時,他順道把所有的對話視窗全部結束,文字檔也關掉。27Please respect copyright.PENANAeLRvtgsmpT
27Please respect copyright.PENANAZkJpZjX4RS
由於林輩的位置斜對著女廁門簾,從門簾縫隙看過去,正好可以觀察廁所裡面有沒有人在使用。確定所有的女同事都在座位上,沒人在廁所裡之後,林輩朝邊集使了一個眼色。27Please respect copyright.PENANAPuRVZD3AoO
27Please respect copyright.PENANAFD4wTyfwJb
邊集會意,比出了一個OK的手勢,拎著兩袋香蕉站了起來,在辦公室同仁費解的注視下,開始與林輩一起發放香蕉。27Please respect copyright.PENANAjzLUMRfigJ
27Please respect copyright.PENANAE37P1hOskN
「既然有東西要給我們,幹嘛不早點發啊?現在都快下班了。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAp5HlkBt8Q1
27Please respect copyright.PENANApq99dQwgWc
就是要快下班的時候發才好啊,這樣大家就會以最快速度解決掉香蕉,然後留下一堆香蕉皮。27Please respect copyright.PENANAdOTSBpGy84
27Please respect copyright.PENANAzPfesvSfJ6
「香蕉喔,我比較喜歡蘋果耶。」27Please respect copyright.PENANA4JOg0jcapF
27Please respect copyright.PENANArhFKoz1nVc
要吃蘋果不會自己去買喔,有香蕉吃就要偷笑了。27Please respect copyright.PENANArZUeVZilzV
27Please respect copyright.PENANAFa5jes9d8q
「呼呼~林輩,這樣不行唷,竟然發香蕉給女同事。啊啦啊啦,好糟糕啊~」27Please respect copyright.PENANADxlbpo5MlD
27Please respect copyright.PENANAj8vpbVOSfi
糟糕個屁!阿魔妳這個猥褻星人最沒有資格說這句話!27Please respect copyright.PENANATtyhj2ZeTm
27Please respect copyright.PENANAJebHCdkJH5
從小說部一路發到美編部、企劃部、雜誌部、網管部,在下班鐘聲響起的前幾秒,林輩與邊集才將香蕉發送完畢。27Please respect copyright.PENANAqnwRZaxigG
27Please respect copyright.PENANAgdvlX1F1We
「來來來,香蕉皮丟我這裡就好。」邊集兩隻手拉開塑膠袋,逆時針晃了回去,剛好將一堆香蕉皮收入袋中。27Please respect copyright.PENANACo5yZpAmtt
27Please respect copyright.PENANATuyGcsfdZZ
直到目送最後一個同事一邊嚼著嘴巴裡的香蕉,一邊跟他們說再見之後,林輩與邊集的「芭娜娜計畫」已經完成了二分之一的進度。27Please respect copyright.PENANAHEY4mEBHGh
27Please respect copyright.PENANAFUEeXGGH6S
剩下的二分之一能否成功,關鍵就在Boss身上。27Please respect copyright.PENANAMK22GgGWHU
27Please respect copyright.PENANAAHeCcbcaG7
林輩輕手輕腳的貼著牆壁,小心翼翼的潛伏到總編辦公室外頭。從窗戶看進去,Boss的啤酒肚正好落在視線裡。27Please respect copyright.PENANA5xorpV9mLL
27Please respect copyright.PENANAnp50e5RYqD
「欸,林輩。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAZCkk1rjScK
27Please respect copyright.PENANAcgqy5F9fUA
「幹嘛,不要扯我衣服啦。」林輩沒好氣的擺擺手,示意邊集不要打擾他觀察Boss動向。27Please respect copyright.PENANAJoR8QEtFIH
27Please respect copyright.PENANAmgDgWWkN9Z
「羊子小姐留下來的香蕉皮,我已經定下了,你可不要拿去用。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAgTzifQ4SWZ
27Please respect copyright.PENANAl4HbUMg3EZ
「你連香蕉皮也要?」林輩鄙夷地用鼻孔看人。27Please respect copyright.PENANAMX10WP9NeT
27Please respect copyright.PENANAhv3gXUWEz0
「這可是被羊子小姐的手指溫柔摸過,然後還優雅剝下來的香蕉皮耶!」27Please respect copyright.PENANAIuz0zpeETA
27Please respect copyright.PENANADRTRA8QyQL
林輩方才只看見很隨性扯下香蕉皮的羊子小姐,完全跟優雅沾不上半點邊。27Please respect copyright.PENANAIc2hx4dtjL
27Please respect copyright.PENANAso5F3RKAu1
「如果羊子小姐也能這樣對我的話……」邊集眼眶濕潤,嘴角含春,背景一瞬間飄滿了粉紅色泡泡。27Please respect copyright.PENANAeumBvsTRs8
27Please respect copyright.PENANAJWOJTG5eOY
如果被羊子小姐這樣對待,林輩可以保證,邊家會直接絕後,連蛋白質都不用製造了。不過視線一對上滿臉春意盎然的邊集,林輩一瞬間全身湧起雞皮疙瘩,一股惡寒直竄背脊。27Please respect copyright.PENANAcjXGIb2EL3
27Please respect copyright.PENANAOmH2knDs47
「馬的,要意淫就回家去,少在這裡礙事。」27Please respect copyright.PENANAjLWuHwfDTc
27Please respect copyright.PENANAqtdj7nEoqW
「這可是你說的。」邊集手腳俐落地從塑膠袋裡抽出羊子小姐留下的香蕉皮,然後將袋子扔給林輩,頭也不回地朝著樓梯口奔去。逐漸遠去的背影上,依稀刻著「愛、正義、羊子小姐」等字彙。27Please respect copyright.PENANAFRQg9PeT0c
27Please respect copyright.PENANAc7pBkcKP0a
公司裡面此刻已經一片昏暗,只剩下總編辦公室的燈光還亮著。在流浪者基地待了一段時日,林輩早已摸清了Boss的作息。27Please respect copyright.PENANAuB113qIvJt
27Please respect copyright.PENANAcSGXrD3T1o
早上九點半到公司,放著費玉清或是鄧麗君的懷舊老歌,一邊審稿一邊跟作者群哈拉,偶爾會出巡到企劃部與會計小姐的位置附近。27Please respect copyright.PENANAEgj5sFMqBX
27Please respect copyright.PENANATkPxRHzsHq
中午時候則是叫一個五十元的便當,不過最近經濟不景氣,所以便當也漲價成六十元了,上次林輩還聽到Boss跟業者碎碎念了一番。27Please respect copyright.PENANAODKauZT8hB
27Please respect copyright.PENANA2JZSJbfvcT
下午時分,繼續待在辦公室審稿,跟作者哈拉培養感情,處理合約問題。晚上七點,準時關QQ關MSN關電腦關燈關門,離開流浪者基地。27Please respect copyright.PENANAzXqJ7mE6Qb
27Please respect copyright.PENANAevGKva6VnG
幾乎沒有變動過的作息,讓林輩連總編走路的步伐有多大、背脊會彎多少度、啤酒肚會挺出幾層,都摸個一清二楚。27Please respect copyright.PENANA0MP4KJtSat
27Please respect copyright.PENANAT0xQiNi37K
再一次對Boss的動向做最後確認,林輩揣著懷裡的香蕉皮,彎著腰,躡手躡腳地和辦公室大門拉開一段距離。27Please respect copyright.PENANAK43QCQ8lMr