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第三夜　煉金術不是這樣用的55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpwxMpiMaf
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說到夏天，你會想到什麼？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOFpyXbGnp
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陽光、沙灘、你追我跑呵呵呵！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k68KCUqu5
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……好吧，更正，住宿生說到夏天，你會想到什麼？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAzJeCX6jP
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冰品、冷氣、預算報表啊啊啊！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsW4svzYU7
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夏天對於女生來說是個地獄。平時出門打招呼看起來好好的一個人，光鮮亮麗的與可怕的房間成強烈的對比。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttKpZNEGeF
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「哇哈哈！我贏了！我的襪子最強，從早上出門到現在下課回來都還站立著不會倒耶！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVgrLUjHDP
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男生樓層出現詭異的歡呼與──55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuaKtmfwxt
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「幹！你襪子穿多久沒洗！噁斃了！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ASusBzgFM
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──噁心的哀號。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHLFmUKWFH
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「真的！我發誓！上次樓層開放日我到XXX的房間，雖然看起來整齊乾淨但是有詭異的味道！我甚至發現XXX把襪子藏在電風扇裡面，然後對著我們吹！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscS75AMOBI
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女生樓層出現憤怒的抱怨與──55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT53RvFs5Cy
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「男生就是那樣妳能奢求什麼？總比我剛入住的時候，上個房客居然沒天良的把廚餘藏在角落的箱子裡，我去整理的時候上百隻的蟑螂傾巢而出──」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja2atrT70P
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──心有餘悸的心死。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LGSaK8SPS
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男生、女生，不管是哪個性別，房門口宛如異世界的出入口，門內門外極為兩極。女生有可能在房間是個吊兒啷噹摳腳趾的大嬸樣，出了房門卻是小鳥依人極有氣 質的正妹。男生有可能在房間看著玩Online玩到天亮頂著熊貓眼，卻忘了他昨天和兄弟們打球打的一身汗還沒洗澡，然後用濕毛巾擦了擦身體換了乾淨的衣服 就出門走人。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMrw4HXUKc
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不過每個人的私生活如何，都無法加以評論，總不能強迫人家人前人後都一樣，那也太累了沒有放鬆的時候。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZGvugU59I
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但是說到夏天，大概也是洗衣機運作最多次的時候。夏天不比冬天，因為流汗不多可以多穿一天，甚至因為夏天流汗太多，反而半天就換了件上衣，一天還能洗兩次澡。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFTCN6W8k8
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隨著換下的衣服一多，洗衣間的人數也是多數時間處於爆滿的狀態。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4YpA0cKDB
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「癿子妳也來洗衣服啊。」看到癿子，阿明開心的打招呼。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpXIClNClY
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哇喔，穿睡衣的癿子耶。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i9HwLaHdv
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「是啊，夏天容易流汗，所以衣服也換的比較快。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eKADfq3BB
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兩人聊著天進去了洗衣間，癿子去拿她剛洗完的衣服要烘乾，阿明去拿他放在洗衣間的洗衣精，一拿起來覺得重量不對，眉頭一皺，發現案情並不單純。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuN8T1tjity
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「幹，是那麼窮嗎！連我洗衣精也要偷！」阿明打開洗衣精的瓶子，一往內看發現空空如也。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJf2cforQ3
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氣奮的阿明咒罵了幾聲，可太晚了他也沒辦法衝出門買洗衣精回來，所以轉身想向癿子借洗衣精。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWmeWmTqoH
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就在阿明想要像癿子開口的時候，癿子忽然大罵：「媽的！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz1hgWDlK7
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「怎、怎麼了？」阿明被嚇了一跳，但只看到癿子咬牙切齒的看著洗衣機。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM5cuqwSfB
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「混帳，我還以為這只是個傳說……沒想到居然讓我給遇上了。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mBTcwFE0S
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「傳說？」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh64pVwjnZ5
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「是的，傳說中宿舍三大賊中，最噁的──髒、衣、共、洗、賊！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbZdayzejp
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阿明被震撼了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoIkko1u4g
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癿子咬牙切齒，「沒關係，看姊如何治你，這幾件衣服你是別想穿了。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8TfDds5nX
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「等、等等，所以之前洗衣服偶爾會多一件內褲或是少一隻襪子，都是那個什麼賊做的囉！」阿明震驚。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAvIOEqz0I
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「多一件內褲？阿明你是拿到誰的？」男女生的洗衣間有隔間，所以阿明拿到的內褲絕對是……癿子眼睛都亮了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4psKaQpLs
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「那不重要。」阿明面無表情的說。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4WCoouLq0
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癿子什麼都很好，他也差點想追癿子……但就是那腐到骨子裡的腐爛程度讓阿明敬而遠之。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi2XlwYdhq
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「嘖、」明白阿明不會再露出口風，癿子只好說，「你那不是賊啦，頂多是收的時候有所遺漏，該怎麼說呢……」側著頭，癿子解釋。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvrgEF0m9C
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「大概就是鍊金術吧，所謂的等價交換。」癿子說：「所以阿明你的襪子被等價交換成內褲了！要好好愛惜那件內褲啊！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIBLfzWLfE
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「最好鍊金術是這樣解釋！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPkklDJwC4
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「咦？可是我覺得解釋很合理啊。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZYThsuisU
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「收的時候有遺漏這是可能的，但是說是鍊金術也太誇張。」阿明反駁，打死他他也不想承認他和某個男生合成了，「這個話題就此打住！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FyTYpGiEX
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「啊～我還想問你到底是誰的內褲說。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFco09qVprF
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「回答了讓妳用有色眼光看我們嗎？我才不會告訴妳！」阿明才不是白痴，正想問癿子該怎麼處理的時候，阿明發現剛剛沒什麼人的洗衣間開始陸續有人來了「不說了，癿子妳洗衣精還有嗎？」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlju4BYEciE
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「還有啊，幹麻？」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoggmI6EYv
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「我洗衣精被偷用光了，我沒備用的。」阿明無辜的把空空如也的殼子給癿子看。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxnOdr24DD
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「我是可以借你啦，不過要等我回我房間拿。」癿子說。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZMiHskBAg
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「妳沒放在洗衣間嗎？」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISOWW2safC
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「那個……我放在洗衣間的不能用啦。」看阿明一臉不明白的表情，癿子只能解釋：「我在洗衣間放的洗衣精殼子裡面放的是沙拉油。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYY9g3Jq0l
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「……。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2pvw7YOGJ
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再一次的，阿明深深慶幸當初沒追癿子。這女的、這女的……有夠恐怖！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vgE47APQK
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「順帶一提，阿雪放的是辣油，特辣的那種。」癿子比了個GJ的手勢。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzTEJ4s7Ay
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阿明忽然覺得，晚上騎車出去買洗衣精好像也不是多困難的事情了……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ043QhlpoAx
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～完～55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkSie2jk3B
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後續：不洗衣的男人……們55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzMLTDCFf3
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志中看著大尾的房間，皺了眉頭。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwSqOHo6Er
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到處都是衣服，不知道哪些是乾淨的哪些是穿過的，甚至有幾件都發霉了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtxNCqosPK
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「大尾，你這件衣服是沒穿過的嗎？」拎著一件看起來比較乾淨的衣服，志中的眉頭深鎖在深鎖。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7xmnVRBUd
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「我怎麼知道。」頭也不回，大尾手上的動作也不停緩，我操！哪來的白目撿走他暫放地上的裝備，用看的也知道他現在在整理物品欄好嗎！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgNPUSfSFM
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「不知道？那你怎麼找乾淨的衣服穿？」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcinnSyGzGh
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「就隨便拿啊，沒味道的就可以穿了。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7rlYUe7Sz
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「……那如果都有味道呢？」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRu8KwznFU
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「就代表我該回家了。」該帶衣服回家給老娘洗了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEp5GFHoP0
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「……」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgGGC8qCaO
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「好，整理好該出發去……你幹嘛～」終於把物品欄整理好，紅水藍水都補好後，大尾被志中一把抓住往外走。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCtQP8dI3r
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「換衣服。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddjGtkAw4h
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「啊我衣服不都在床上。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKf0mCmxml2
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「發霉了你還穿！？」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo9k0o95ZR
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將大尾帶到房中，志中打開衣櫃拿了幾件連拆都沒拆的衣服給大尾。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTu8QaBUBib
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「這幾天你就穿這些，你房間那些在洗乾淨前不準再穿了！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrE7lb9GIg
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聽到志中強硬的要求，大尾傻住。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNyQDYHtdf
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「啊你瘋了啊，這些都新的耶！如果真的要給我給我洗過的舊衣服就好啦。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wZ4qCVtzO
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「我不洗衣服。」志中默默地說。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4N2DIAoHT
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「不洗衣服那你穿什麼？」大尾疑惑。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWyfZUnofG
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但是志中馬上就解開了大尾的疑惑，「你以為你手上拿的是什麼？髒了換了件新的就好了。」新的保證乾淨。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1qduD09Zt
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聽到志中這人神共憤的說法，大尾腦袋停機了一下。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATr42fdRuF
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「媽的！有錢了不起啊！」大尾憤怒的說：「地球只有一個啊！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8yTmQCLE4
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「所以我每星期都會把這些衣服送去乾洗後，捐給偏遠地區的小孩。」志中不急不徐的回應，「別說那些了，你先拿件試試看合不合身。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgjOTGCL3Z
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聽到志中這敗家子豪不在乎的言論，大尾滯了一下，隨即賭氣的把志中給的衣服拆開來穿上。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh1zLjOjIO
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反正出錢的人不是他！混帳。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhZaG0r1aB
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「果然是人要衣裝……」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JRGrhyvEa
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看著大尾穿上他平常的襯衫，整個人一掃平時的頹廢模樣，志中的眼神都變了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjpDCFGThF
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穿著襯衫的大尾覺得快喘不過氣來了，連忙把前兩個鈕釦給解開，又恢復成平時的痞子樣。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRM5Vm9U70
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看到大尾要繼續解開鈕釦，志中連忙上前抓住大尾的雙手，眼神中盡是指責。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqcYxFr43G
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「你幹什麼搶我的工作呢？」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yPNq39AVC
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「搶……我什麼時候搶你的工作啦？」莫名奇妙。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOtFw5yjX4
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「你沒聽說過嗎？」志中將右手食指撥了撥大尾的衣領，讓裡頭的肌膚若隱若現，「男人送衣服的目的只有一個……」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhynpk9pBcH
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右手漸漸地往下探究，鈕扣一個接著一個的解開。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1CU5iYnTp
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「就是脫掉它！」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDr4vmoj7I
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「……幹。」55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9oZtiK4z3
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