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第三夜　煉金術不是這樣用的42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkzDM1Pi2g
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說到夏天，你會想到什麼？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCerkOuqkv
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陽光、沙灘、你追我跑呵呵呵！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsxppq0OaT
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……好吧，更正，住宿生說到夏天，你會想到什麼？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBDeClqIny
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冰品、冷氣、預算報表啊啊啊！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQkTj0s5VH
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夏天對於女生來說是個地獄。平時出門打招呼看起來好好的一個人，光鮮亮麗的與可怕的房間成強烈的對比。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzGebZV9DJ
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「哇哈哈！我贏了！我的襪子最強，從早上出門到現在下課回來都還站立著不會倒耶！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkx9rY4UYp
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男生樓層出現詭異的歡呼與──42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVoVogMmto
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「幹！你襪子穿多久沒洗！噁斃了！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxlu2UsMEE
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──噁心的哀號。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL39b5wVmT
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「真的！我發誓！上次樓層開放日我到XXX的房間，雖然看起來整齊乾淨但是有詭異的味道！我甚至發現XXX把襪子藏在電風扇裡面，然後對著我們吹！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Afi8zkPEZ
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女生樓層出現憤怒的抱怨與──42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXiec2lPyS
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「男生就是那樣妳能奢求什麼？總比我剛入住的時候，上個房客居然沒天良的把廚餘藏在角落的箱子裡，我去整理的時候上百隻的蟑螂傾巢而出──」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgZ9gNCvRd
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──心有餘悸的心死。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOQyGx7KSE
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男生、女生，不管是哪個性別，房門口宛如異世界的出入口，門內門外極為兩極。女生有可能在房間是個吊兒啷噹摳腳趾的大嬸樣，出了房門卻是小鳥依人極有氣 質的正妹。男生有可能在房間看著玩Online玩到天亮頂著熊貓眼，卻忘了他昨天和兄弟們打球打的一身汗還沒洗澡，然後用濕毛巾擦了擦身體換了乾淨的衣服 就出門走人。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KXePUea08
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不過每個人的私生活如何，都無法加以評論，總不能強迫人家人前人後都一樣，那也太累了沒有放鬆的時候。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOLe6qCrgD
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但是說到夏天，大概也是洗衣機運作最多次的時候。夏天不比冬天，因為流汗不多可以多穿一天，甚至因為夏天流汗太多，反而半天就換了件上衣，一天還能洗兩次澡。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH3dGV8yLC
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隨著換下的衣服一多，洗衣間的人數也是多數時間處於爆滿的狀態。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKPe0iaaV9
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「癿子妳也來洗衣服啊。」看到癿子，阿明開心的打招呼。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6H8gVNIZw
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哇喔，穿睡衣的癿子耶。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt84Q5ilKAd
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「是啊，夏天容易流汗，所以衣服也換的比較快。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xIsYSpXEP
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兩人聊著天進去了洗衣間，癿子去拿她剛洗完的衣服要烘乾，阿明去拿他放在洗衣間的洗衣精，一拿起來覺得重量不對，眉頭一皺，發現案情並不單純。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQa6bJoaip
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「幹，是那麼窮嗎！連我洗衣精也要偷！」阿明打開洗衣精的瓶子，一往內看發現空空如也。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONFy6ItFkT
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氣奮的阿明咒罵了幾聲，可太晚了他也沒辦法衝出門買洗衣精回來，所以轉身想向癿子借洗衣精。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sozA3cj7x
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就在阿明想要像癿子開口的時候，癿子忽然大罵：「媽的！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEqGrFqQwE
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「怎、怎麼了？」阿明被嚇了一跳，但只看到癿子咬牙切齒的看著洗衣機。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuCwQH9S70
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「混帳，我還以為這只是個傳說……沒想到居然讓我給遇上了。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObWFVEuAYk
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「傳說？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq2dWQzmNY
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「是的，傳說中宿舍三大賊中，最噁的──髒、衣、共、洗、賊！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcedtPzoBX
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阿明被震撼了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz28ufnpF7S
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癿子咬牙切齒，「沒關係，看姊如何治你，這幾件衣服你是別想穿了。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWG2OOx40g
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「等、等等，所以之前洗衣服偶爾會多一件內褲或是少一隻襪子，都是那個什麼賊做的囉！」阿明震驚。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCLqiwOQtg
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「多一件內褲？阿明你是拿到誰的？」男女生的洗衣間有隔間，所以阿明拿到的內褲絕對是……癿子眼睛都亮了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlOQ7jtDrv
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「那不重要。」阿明面無表情的說。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v0Bxquz1x
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癿子什麼都很好，他也差點想追癿子……但就是那腐到骨子裡的腐爛程度讓阿明敬而遠之。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkmdwndzjf
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「嘖、」明白阿明不會再露出口風，癿子只好說，「你那不是賊啦，頂多是收的時候有所遺漏，該怎麼說呢……」側著頭，癿子解釋。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlcLt8Ctzj
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「大概就是鍊金術吧，所謂的等價交換。」癿子說：「所以阿明你的襪子被等價交換成內褲了！要好好愛惜那件內褲啊！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38pvbcRYnW
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「最好鍊金術是這樣解釋！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0KbfG0mKh
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「咦？可是我覺得解釋很合理啊。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Cem3pzvhc
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「收的時候有遺漏這是可能的，但是說是鍊金術也太誇張。」阿明反駁，打死他他也不想承認他和某個男生合成了，「這個話題就此打住！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXS1ETp0Oe
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「啊～我還想問你到底是誰的內褲說。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP269BuriL
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「回答了讓妳用有色眼光看我們嗎？我才不會告訴妳！」阿明才不是白痴，正想問癿子該怎麼處理的時候，阿明發現剛剛沒什麼人的洗衣間開始陸續有人來了「不說了，癿子妳洗衣精還有嗎？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbDEXDsy7R
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「還有啊，幹麻？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t5ZtkmSeO
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「我洗衣精被偷用光了，我沒備用的。」阿明無辜的把空空如也的殼子給癿子看。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JyCfXjOD5
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「我是可以借你啦，不過要等我回我房間拿。」癿子說。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2ZrWUCvNw
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「妳沒放在洗衣間嗎？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n8kVRXKNU
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「那個……我放在洗衣間的不能用啦。」看阿明一臉不明白的表情，癿子只能解釋：「我在洗衣間放的洗衣精殼子裡面放的是沙拉油。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVBqllUBqR
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「……。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkq423GLKcV
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再一次的，阿明深深慶幸當初沒追癿子。這女的、這女的……有夠恐怖！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ391Oq8W2Ep
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「順帶一提，阿雪放的是辣油，特辣的那種。」癿子比了個GJ的手勢。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHb1qNlgYzc
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阿明忽然覺得，晚上騎車出去買洗衣精好像也不是多困難的事情了……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2KMqmDsnb
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～完～42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehau8DG4cP
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後續：不洗衣的男人……們42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL53rus5BSd
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志中看著大尾的房間，皺了眉頭。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAiVcYvxzN
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到處都是衣服，不知道哪些是乾淨的哪些是穿過的，甚至有幾件都發霉了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlEYnXpXZD
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「大尾，你這件衣服是沒穿過的嗎？」拎著一件看起來比較乾淨的衣服，志中的眉頭深鎖在深鎖。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToK0cLdtoY
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「我怎麼知道。」頭也不回，大尾手上的動作也不停緩，我操！哪來的白目撿走他暫放地上的裝備，用看的也知道他現在在整理物品欄好嗎！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxzpIRdLm4
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「不知道？那你怎麼找乾淨的衣服穿？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWVWllPPiM
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「就隨便拿啊，沒味道的就可以穿了。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42TgjqNWe5
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「……那如果都有味道呢？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3xbvr55gG
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「就代表我該回家了。」該帶衣服回家給老娘洗了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbU8XUSgMw
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「……」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfJ4prpDYu
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「好，整理好該出發去……你幹嘛～」終於把物品欄整理好，紅水藍水都補好後，大尾被志中一把抓住往外走。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqwgVcsqAB
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「換衣服。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGNMRCKZGO
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「啊我衣服不都在床上。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRIVDpxKlT
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「發霉了你還穿！？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRb0odYD9S
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將大尾帶到房中，志中打開衣櫃拿了幾件連拆都沒拆的衣服給大尾。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGyIO4ACId
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「這幾天你就穿這些，你房間那些在洗乾淨前不準再穿了！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi0nQjpUxy
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聽到志中強硬的要求，大尾傻住。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEnm4jcy29
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「啊你瘋了啊，這些都新的耶！如果真的要給我給我洗過的舊衣服就好啦。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CdbGespVA
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「我不洗衣服。」志中默默地說。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf75cy2scqS
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「不洗衣服那你穿什麼？」大尾疑惑。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1nHGu8B1l
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但是志中馬上就解開了大尾的疑惑，「你以為你手上拿的是什麼？髒了換了件新的就好了。」新的保證乾淨。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rNdLtt952
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聽到志中這人神共憤的說法，大尾腦袋停機了一下。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67pL8c0exz
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「媽的！有錢了不起啊！」大尾憤怒的說：「地球只有一個啊！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwtgmDz2uK
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「所以我每星期都會把這些衣服送去乾洗後，捐給偏遠地區的小孩。」志中不急不徐的回應，「別說那些了，你先拿件試試看合不合身。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6qDNQyRaI
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聽到志中這敗家子豪不在乎的言論，大尾滯了一下，隨即賭氣的把志中給的衣服拆開來穿上。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqD118rEPR
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反正出錢的人不是他！混帳。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZvuMw4RrZ
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「果然是人要衣裝……」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3zszqKwEU
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看著大尾穿上他平常的襯衫，整個人一掃平時的頹廢模樣，志中的眼神都變了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgFYtWIlmT
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「礙手礙腳的……」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcTEWL0mJo
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穿著襯衫的大尾覺得快喘不過氣來了，連忙把前兩個鈕釦給解開，又恢復成平時的痞子樣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp9US4u6fv
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看到大尾要繼續解開鈕釦，志中連忙上前抓住大尾的雙手，眼神中盡是指責。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dK9QJ1rbH
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「你幹什麼搶我的工作呢？」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQRhNcVnzL
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「搶……我什麼時候搶你的工作啦？」莫名奇妙。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCB00Ly0yY
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「你沒聽說過嗎？」志中將右手食指撥了撥大尾的衣領，讓裡頭的肌膚若隱若現，「男人送衣服的目的只有一個……」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcawOSxm3G
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右手漸漸地往下探究，鈕扣一個接著一個的解開。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8eu8UItK6
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「就是脫掉它！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPsgJmYDYh
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「……幹。」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk1VLPiSsn
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～完～42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIspSQS0lNf
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