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第二夜 隔壁的音量請小點35Please respect copyright.PENANAqphkHTtXcP
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大學生熬夜,不稀奇。35Please respect copyright.PENANANmPRyHhtrv
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大學生隔天要報告,今晚趕死線,也不稀奇。35Please respect copyright.PENANAtyCpBp1t7k
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大學生明天早上要考期中考,但是不知道考試範圍……這就死定了!35Please respect copyright.PENANAuDJ2DawgGy
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阿文是個翹課的慣犯,選完課後除了大刀的課之外,一堂課只會出現二次,期中考和期末考。35Please respect copyright.PENANAcpuTrhYtTk
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平時分數?沒關係,期中期末佔的%數有超過六十就好。35Please respect copyright.PENANACmC6YM03WF
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礦課時數?沒關係,老師沒那麼勤勞每堂都點,再怎麼樣都不會被扣到操行不合格。35Please respect copyright.PENANADcq9BUWJHu
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考試內容?沒關係,他是抱佛腳天才,他最好的就是記憶力。35Please respect copyright.PENANAqiC0JBAphK
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以往都這樣過來的阿文此時,看著明天要考的課本《大家的日本語》,他頭很痛。35Please respect copyright.PENANAc9ufbxcw61
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啊咿嗚欸喔,這個A片中女優會發出的聲音他知道,伊爺和雅美蝶的妖精打架他也知道……幹!單字怎麼那麼多!不是才初級而已嗎!35Please respect copyright.PENANA4WlUZtaFAZ
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不要生氣、不要焦慮……阿文沉澱自己的心,因為沒有和認識的同學住在租屋處,所以他也沒辦法問考試範圍,現在依照他之前抱佛腳的程序來走。35Please respect copyright.PENANAqYykQRdhLa
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首先,教學大鋼上,老師剛開始都在教五十音,期中考的時候差不多是到第四課的範圍,所以最多只會考這些。翻了下課本,除了五十音外,一到四課的範圍大概只有三十頁。35Please respect copyright.PENANARURrbFqNmC
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所以,他只要把那三十頁背起來就好了,簡單!35Please respect copyright.PENANA7diep9CXge
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想好了戰略,阿文很開心的看了下時鐘指向數字10的方向,也就是到明天早上第一堂課八點前,他還有大約十個小時的準備時間!35Please respect copyright.PENANAx61MNOhmw4
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抄抄寫寫、抄抄寫寫……阿文把要背的單字和片語句子全部從課本上抄了下來,就針對他看過一遍、刪選過背不熟的句子後,大概密密麻麻寫滿了五大張A4紙。35Please respect copyright.PENANAO3v3TSO2jf
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現在時間: 00:35 ,距離考試時間還有七個半小時。35Please respect copyright.PENANADKeYaxbDCI
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正當阿文要開始認真念的時候,對面的房客開始哼哼哈哈,暢談的非常大聲,甚至開始彈起吉他,完全無視於現在是半夜。35Please respect copyright.PENANAVCx1FPruZ9
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阿文傻眼,然後忽然想起……幹!對面租的好像是上班族,他們最近晚上不知道怎麼樣,晚上老是在開趴,不知道在慶祝什麼鬼!35Please respect copyright.PENANAldaQOyzQQB
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阿文生氣的去敲對面的房門,大喊著:「有點公德心好不好!晚上要唱歌不會到後面的夜總會去啊!」35Please respect copyright.PENANA7XhTtKduHf
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好不容易和對面的交涉完,他們到別的地方續攤,讓阿文繼續安靜的念書,此時的阿文剛吵完架有點疲憊。35Please respect copyright.PENANAVRO8evqndM
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現在時間: 01:23 ,距離考試時間還有六個半小時。35Please respect copyright.PENANAwcm1U6VBMg
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「ありがとうございます 謝謝您 ,これから おせわに なります。 今後還請您多多關照……」35Please respect copyright.PENANArV6b8NbSy7
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擦擦擦……35Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9wpMMXyC6
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「こちらこそ よろしく 哪裡哪裡,請多關照……」35Please respect copyright.PENANA7xgicKbOe1
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擦擦擦~~35Please respect copyright.PENANA6HKfTsd22J
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「……」阿文瞪著右邊的牆壁。35Please respect copyright.PENANAy60clX6KDm
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橡皮擦~~你在哪裡~~35Please respect copyright.PENANAoj7PA9XoXI
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「幹!那個腦殘半夜放橡皮擦之歌啦!還放這麼大聲!」阿文衝去右邊住戶的房門大敲,終於把裡面的人給敲醒,結果是對方把橡皮擦之歌設定成手機鈴聲,然後有個冒失鬼在半夜打電話過來。35Please respect copyright.PENANAvKlEjejxe7
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等到阿文重新回到座位上做定位的時候,看了下鐘。35Please respect copyright.PENANAqa629pNr9o
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現在時間: 03:48 ,距離考試時間還有四個小時又十分鐘。35Please respect copyright.PENANAI3UijWAQHo
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阿文決定去洗把臉,讓自己精神點,這麼晚了接下來應該不會再有白目吵的要命……35Please respect copyright.PENANAcGDuXZ6BT8
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啪、啪……35Please respect copyright.PENANAODVquamvYP
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異樣的水聲吸引了阿文的注意力。低聲的喘息和熟悉的水聲,那是肉體相撞的聲音。35Please respect copyright.PENANA4WUQTSpdit
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吞了吞口水,阿文把耳朵靠上了靠近左邊鄰居的牆壁,聽著隔壁的床上肉搏戰,手也不禁的伸進褲檔裡開始套弄。35Please respect copyright.PENANAjU98wsAvy9
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低聲的喘息、淫縻的撞擊聲……還有唇齒相交的的熱吻聲……一切的一切,都是在深夜中進行的。35Please respect copyright.PENANAY7rksgj9Kg
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正當阿文聽著隔壁的喘息加上手上的套弄快要達到興奮的高潮的時候,隔壁彷彿聲音再也忍受不了,開始呻吟。35Please respect copyright.PENANANPDDiXOzJz
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「啊啊……快、快一點,好、好棒……啊啊……」35Please respect copyright.PENANAsAu2P3L8fx
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聽到聲音,阿文當場軟掉……只差沒有當場罵髒話。35Please respect copyright.PENANAQyLiHuVLgZ
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那是一個男人的呻吟聲,加上另一個男人開始笑罵他妖精後,男人的呻吟聲更快、更頻繁了。35Please respect copyright.PENANAr6FB0JoaI1
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一想到他剛剛是聽兩個男人的情事打手槍,阿文臉部一陣抽搐……最後看了下時鐘,已經快四點半,阿文決定他去盥洗一番,然後早點到學校附近吃早餐,去教室唸書。35Please respect copyright.PENANAvkQ6y7ZhKT
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現在時間: 06:52 ,距離考試時間還有個一小時。35Please respect copyright.PENANAAStxGz8myU
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眼睛中充滿血絲的阿文,在毫無人煙的教室中靜靜的看著整理的筆記,隨著時間的過去,也就越來越躁鬱……35Please respect copyright.PENANAEccNy6Efjk
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幹!腦中充滿著像皮擦之歌的旋律,和伊爺雅美蝶毫無用處的日文,等等要考的內容完全記不起來!35Please respect copyright.PENANAncLQnxZiVx
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當阿文看到熟識的同學進教室後,是悲傷中帶點希望的表情。有人來了代表著時間快到了……但同時也代表他有人可以問確切的考試內容。35Please respect copyright.PENANAzKxWTh6klN
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「阿明!等等期中考要考什麼!」衝到同班同學的阿明面前,阿文著急的問。35Please respect copyright.PENANAHyPFCCZufB
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而阿明看到阿文,先是愣了下,沒有回答阿文的問題愣愣的說:「你居然出現了,等等會下雨嗎?我沒帶傘耶。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAJp0TnZzFvG
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「我問你期中考考什麼你回答我會不會下雨幹嘛。」35Please respect copyright.PENANApXsqUUKxPY
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「期中考?」阿明疑惑的看著阿文,然後看著阿文眼中充滿血絲,頓時了然並用憐憫的眼光看著他。35Please respect copyright.PENANAKzMwQ5izee
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「幹嘛?」阿文被阿明看的毛毛的。35Please respect copyright.PENANAWDdlvJLkuX
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「這堂課沒有期中考……」35Please respect copyright.PENANATLAPP1lNDe
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「沒有!幹!那我昨天還熬通宵!」35Please respect copyright.PENANAYyPl2O6dIa
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「……正確來說,老師是每上完一課就小考一次,以小考成績計算期中期末考。」阿明眼中的憐憫更深了。35Please respect copyright.PENANAuJRCNJTd5h
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很抱歉老兄,除非你接下來每次小考都考一百,不然還是明年再來吧。35Please respect copyright.PENANAC9Nfy0EKWM
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「……。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAjpm62hJrNn
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「今天也是有小考啦,但是因為沒有期中期末考的壓力在,所以老師已經上到第六課了,今天要考的是第五課,你是可以來考考看啦。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAjTjvoqokE7
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幹,他只看到第四課啦!35Please respect copyright.PENANAr0IJTaB20Y
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「……教學大綱是假的嗎?」阿文皮笑肉不笑的問。35Please respect copyright.PENANAXdGVPc7DSf
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「第一堂課的時候,老師就有說他的配分方式要改,網路上的教學大綱可能是忘了改吧,」阿明補充:「然後出席率配分還滿重的。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAC3c3t231o8
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「……幹。」35Please respect copyright.PENANA2qhmg2vZNO
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阿文,學分OUT。35Please respect copyright.PENANA3Pmy9iMqhb
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~完~35Please respect copyright.PENANATFW7z6OjOe
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後續:最棒的消音器35Please respect copyright.PENANAIf00lM1NmW
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傅豪最近很納悶。35Please respect copyright.PENANAeKKttI2KQr
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原本外面吵的要命的喧嘩聲,在他打開房門的那一刻就立刻禁聲,半點聲響也無。然後外面只有幾顆大眼睛戰戰兢兢的看著他。35Please respect copyright.PENANA1b2jMSaNnz
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他只是要去裝水而已啊,幹麻那樣看他?35Please respect copyright.PENANARNUdoDsWM4
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抓了抓頭,傅豪走去飲水間裝水,裡面正在聊天的人一看到他,馬上就立正站好,半聲也不敢吭。35Please respect copyright.PENANAL5sLbFuTc1
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傅豪更疑惑了。35Please respect copyright.PENANA0dUX2gMSqI
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回去的時候上了skype,看到哥哥傅黑在線上,就直接用通話。35Please respect copyright.PENANASGKaCuQryL
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「哥,你現在方便嗎?」傅豪問。35Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2sKGtuSmd
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「有事?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAGnxz763neh
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「也不算什麼大事啦,我只是很疑惑,為什麼最近宿舍變的好安靜,以前明明就吵的要命。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAJWq8rdZn9x
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半夜看轉播喧嘩半天,有人看A片沒戴耳機讓全走廊都聽的到,有人在走廊講手機結果回音超大……等等,最近一個多月都沒了,安靜的很。35Please respect copyright.PENANACLncww8sK7
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「你做了什麼嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANA8kwbn2jcqO
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「沒有啊,我什麼都沒做……」傅豪想了想,才說:「畢竟是住宿,所以我很容忍他們,只有在超過12點之後我才會去請他們小聲點。」35Please respect copyright.PENANA5zhE6tlfld
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「例如?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAT9Eb9DveYt
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「上次有人在唱歌,唱的五音不全,我直接敲他的門問他說可不可以不要唱了。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAsrGQQfN0zH
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而且很有禮貌的問。35Please respect copyright.PENANAYJ64jzUROX
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「然後?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAEwVxocFZOL
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「然後有人在我房門口聊天,我也是直接說請不要在別人房門口聊天。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAu2MhHUrcCG
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也是很有禮貌。35Please respect copyright.PENANAqBfNE1UzXg
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「還有嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANA2nJdzk5Ihk
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「有人開著房門在播放音樂,我只是回房間的時候請他要聽就把房門關起來,不然就不要播放。」35Please respect copyright.PENANA8PCrhQsBYj
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那次也是很溫和的說。35Please respect copyright.PENANAd9DgpRyBde
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「嗯,那大概是他們經過你的勸導後,懂得改善了吧。」傅黑隨口說說,然後像是想到什麼,問:「你們那邊還有冰箱賊嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAQFd53EGGgo
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「沒有了,哥你教我的方法超好用的。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAwoDHCrsi6Z
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至少,貼他名字的食物都沒被偷了。35Please respect copyright.PENANAsNOhX73Hol
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「那就好,記得我和你說的,下次再有冰箱賊,記得放半隻蟑螂進去。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAnul1Vlq2kP
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「喔,好。」傅豪乖乖的點頭。35Please respect copyright.PENANARrg4K960NT
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後來和傅黑又聊了一下,傅豪才結束通話,過了許久才啊了一聲。35Please respect copyright.PENANAh885fnuSao
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結果他還是不知道為什麼大家看到他就安靜。35Please respect copyright.PENANAOnwtlkvjcy
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為什麼?35Please respect copyright.PENANAX9cJKkWIQz
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~完~35Please respect copyright.PENANAgrn2GpCw06
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ns3.133.149.165da235Please respect copyright.PENANASIXvuhPfvS
第二夜 隔壁的音量請小點35Please respect copyright.PENANAqphkHTtXcP
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大學生熬夜,不稀奇。35Please respect copyright.PENANANmPRyHhtrv
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大學生隔天要報告,今晚趕死線,也不稀奇。35Please respect copyright.PENANAtyCpBp1t7k
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大學生明天早上要考期中考,但是不知道考試範圍……這就死定了!35Please respect copyright.PENANAuDJ2DawgGy
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阿文是個翹課的慣犯,選完課後除了大刀的課之外,一堂課只會出現二次,期中考和期末考。35Please respect copyright.PENANAcpuTrhYtTk
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平時分數?沒關係,期中期末佔的%數有超過六十就好。35Please respect copyright.PENANACmC6YM03WF
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礦課時數?沒關係,老師沒那麼勤勞每堂都點,再怎麼樣都不會被扣到操行不合格。35Please respect copyright.PENANADcq9BUWJHu
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考試內容?沒關係,他是抱佛腳天才,他最好的就是記憶力。35Please respect copyright.PENANAqiC0JBAphK
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以往都這樣過來的阿文此時,看著明天要考的課本《大家的日本語》,他頭很痛。35Please respect copyright.PENANAc9ufbxcw61
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啊咿嗚欸喔,這個A片中女優會發出的聲音他知道,伊爺和雅美蝶的妖精打架他也知道……幹!單字怎麼那麼多!不是才初級而已嗎!35Please respect copyright.PENANA4WlUZtaFAZ
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不要生氣、不要焦慮……阿文沉澱自己的心,因為沒有和認識的同學住在租屋處,所以他也沒辦法問考試範圍,現在依照他之前抱佛腳的程序來走。35Please respect copyright.PENANAqYykQRdhLa
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首先,教學大鋼上,老師剛開始都在教五十音,期中考的時候差不多是到第四課的範圍,所以最多只會考這些。翻了下課本,除了五十音外,一到四課的範圍大概只有三十頁。35Please respect copyright.PENANARURrbFqNmC
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所以,他只要把那三十頁背起來就好了,簡單!35Please respect copyright.PENANA7diep9CXge
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想好了戰略,阿文很開心的看了下時鐘指向數字10的方向,也就是到明天早上第一堂課八點前,他還有大約十個小時的準備時間!35Please respect copyright.PENANAx61MNOhmw4
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抄抄寫寫、抄抄寫寫……阿文把要背的單字和片語句子全部從課本上抄了下來,就針對他看過一遍、刪選過背不熟的句子後,大概密密麻麻寫滿了五大張A4紙。35Please respect copyright.PENANAO3v3TSO2jf
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現在時間: 00:35 ,距離考試時間還有七個半小時。35Please respect copyright.PENANADKeYaxbDCI
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正當阿文要開始認真念的時候,對面的房客開始哼哼哈哈,暢談的非常大聲,甚至開始彈起吉他,完全無視於現在是半夜。35Please respect copyright.PENANAVCx1FPruZ9
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阿文傻眼,然後忽然想起……幹!對面租的好像是上班族,他們最近晚上不知道怎麼樣,晚上老是在開趴,不知道在慶祝什麼鬼!35Please respect copyright.PENANAldaQOyzQQB
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阿文生氣的去敲對面的房門,大喊著:「有點公德心好不好!晚上要唱歌不會到後面的夜總會去啊!」35Please respect copyright.PENANA7XhTtKduHf
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好不容易和對面的交涉完,他們到別的地方續攤,讓阿文繼續安靜的念書,此時的阿文剛吵完架有點疲憊。35Please respect copyright.PENANAVRO8evqndM
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現在時間: 01:23 ,距離考試時間還有六個半小時。35Please respect copyright.PENANAwcm1U6VBMg
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「ありがとうございます 謝謝您 ,これから おせわに なります。 今後還請您多多關照……」35Please respect copyright.PENANArV6b8NbSy7
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擦擦擦……35Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9wpMMXyC6
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「こちらこそ よろしく 哪裡哪裡,請多關照……」35Please respect copyright.PENANA7xgicKbOe1
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擦擦擦~~35Please respect copyright.PENANA6HKfTsd22J
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「……」阿文瞪著右邊的牆壁。35Please respect copyright.PENANAy60clX6KDm
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橡皮擦~~你在哪裡~~35Please respect copyright.PENANAoj7PA9XoXI
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「幹!那個腦殘半夜放橡皮擦之歌啦!還放這麼大聲!」阿文衝去右邊住戶的房門大敲,終於把裡面的人給敲醒,結果是對方把橡皮擦之歌設定成手機鈴聲,然後有個冒失鬼在半夜打電話過來。35Please respect copyright.PENANAvKlEjejxe7
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等到阿文重新回到座位上做定位的時候,看了下鐘。35Please respect copyright.PENANAqa629pNr9o
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現在時間: 03:48 ,距離考試時間還有四個小時又十分鐘。35Please respect copyright.PENANAI3UijWAQHo
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阿文決定去洗把臉,讓自己精神點,這麼晚了接下來應該不會再有白目吵的要命……35Please respect copyright.PENANAcGDuXZ6BT8
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啪、啪……35Please respect copyright.PENANAODVquamvYP
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異樣的水聲吸引了阿文的注意力。低聲的喘息和熟悉的水聲,那是肉體相撞的聲音。35Please respect copyright.PENANA4WUQTSpdit
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吞了吞口水,阿文把耳朵靠上了靠近左邊鄰居的牆壁,聽著隔壁的床上肉搏戰,手也不禁的伸進褲檔裡開始套弄。35Please respect copyright.PENANAjU98wsAvy9
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低聲的喘息、淫縻的撞擊聲……還有唇齒相交的的熱吻聲……一切的一切,都是在深夜中進行的。35Please respect copyright.PENANAY7rksgj9Kg
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正當阿文聽著隔壁的喘息加上手上的套弄快要達到興奮的高潮的時候,隔壁彷彿聲音再也忍受不了,開始呻吟。35Please respect copyright.PENANANPDDiXOzJz
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「啊啊……快、快一點,好、好棒……啊啊……」35Please respect copyright.PENANAsAu2P3L8fx
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聽到聲音,阿文當場軟掉……只差沒有當場罵髒話。35Please respect copyright.PENANAQyLiHuVLgZ
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那是一個男人的呻吟聲,加上另一個男人開始笑罵他妖精後,男人的呻吟聲更快、更頻繁了。35Please respect copyright.PENANAr6FB0JoaI1
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一想到他剛剛是聽兩個男人的情事打手槍,阿文臉部一陣抽搐……最後看了下時鐘,已經快四點半,阿文決定他去盥洗一番,然後早點到學校附近吃早餐,去教室唸書。35Please respect copyright.PENANAvkQ6y7ZhKT
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現在時間: 06:52 ,距離考試時間還有個一小時。35Please respect copyright.PENANAAStxGz8myU
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眼睛中充滿血絲的阿文,在毫無人煙的教室中靜靜的看著整理的筆記,隨著時間的過去,也就越來越躁鬱……35Please respect copyright.PENANAEccNy6Efjk
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幹!腦中充滿著像皮擦之歌的旋律,和伊爺雅美蝶毫無用處的日文,等等要考的內容完全記不起來!35Please respect copyright.PENANAncLQnxZiVx
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當阿文看到熟識的同學進教室後,是悲傷中帶點希望的表情。有人來了代表著時間快到了……但同時也代表他有人可以問確切的考試內容。35Please respect copyright.PENANAzKxWTh6klN
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「阿明!等等期中考要考什麼!」衝到同班同學的阿明面前,阿文著急的問。35Please respect copyright.PENANAHyPFCCZufB
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而阿明看到阿文,先是愣了下,沒有回答阿文的問題愣愣的說:「你居然出現了,等等會下雨嗎?我沒帶傘耶。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAJp0TnZzFvG
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「我問你期中考考什麼你回答我會不會下雨幹嘛。」35Please respect copyright.PENANApXsqUUKxPY
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「期中考?」阿明疑惑的看著阿文,然後看著阿文眼中充滿血絲,頓時了然並用憐憫的眼光看著他。35Please respect copyright.PENANAKzMwQ5izee
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「幹嘛?」阿文被阿明看的毛毛的。35Please respect copyright.PENANAWDdlvJLkuX
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「這堂課沒有期中考……」35Please respect copyright.PENANATLAPP1lNDe
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「沒有!幹!那我昨天還熬通宵!」35Please respect copyright.PENANAYyPl2O6dIa
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「……正確來說,老師是每上完一課就小考一次,以小考成績計算期中期末考。」阿明眼中的憐憫更深了。35Please respect copyright.PENANAuJRCNJTd5h
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很抱歉老兄,除非你接下來每次小考都考一百,不然還是明年再來吧。35Please respect copyright.PENANAC9Nfy0EKWM
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「……。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAjpm62hJrNn
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「今天也是有小考啦,但是因為沒有期中期末考的壓力在,所以老師已經上到第六課了,今天要考的是第五課,你是可以來考考看啦。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAjTjvoqokE7
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幹,他只看到第四課啦!35Please respect copyright.PENANAr0IJTaB20Y
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「……教學大綱是假的嗎?」阿文皮笑肉不笑的問。35Please respect copyright.PENANAXdGVPc7DSf
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「第一堂課的時候,老師就有說他的配分方式要改,網路上的教學大綱可能是忘了改吧,」阿明補充:「然後出席率配分還滿重的。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAC3c3t231o8
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「……幹。」35Please respect copyright.PENANA2qhmg2vZNO
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阿文,學分OUT。35Please respect copyright.PENANA3Pmy9iMqhb
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~完~35Please respect copyright.PENANATFW7z6OjOe
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後續:最棒的消音器35Please respect copyright.PENANAIf00lM1NmW
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傅豪最近很納悶。35Please respect copyright.PENANAeKKttI2KQr
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原本外面吵的要命的喧嘩聲,在他打開房門的那一刻就立刻禁聲,半點聲響也無。然後外面只有幾顆大眼睛戰戰兢兢的看著他。35Please respect copyright.PENANA1b2jMSaNnz
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他只是要去裝水而已啊,幹麻那樣看他?35Please respect copyright.PENANARNUdoDsWM4
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抓了抓頭,傅豪走去飲水間裝水,裡面正在聊天的人一看到他,馬上就立正站好,半聲也不敢吭。35Please respect copyright.PENANAL5sLbFuTc1
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傅豪更疑惑了。35Please respect copyright.PENANA0dUX2gMSqI
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回去的時候上了skype,看到哥哥傅黑在線上,就直接用通話。35Please respect copyright.PENANASGKaCuQryL
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「哥,你現在方便嗎?」傅豪問。35Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2sKGtuSmd
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「有事?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAGnxz763neh
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「也不算什麼大事啦,我只是很疑惑,為什麼最近宿舍變的好安靜,以前明明就吵的要命。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAJWq8rdZn9x
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半夜看轉播喧嘩半天,有人看A片沒戴耳機讓全走廊都聽的到,有人在走廊講手機結果回音超大……等等,最近一個多月都沒了,安靜的很。35Please respect copyright.PENANACLncww8sK7
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「你做了什麼嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANA8kwbn2jcqO
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「沒有啊,我什麼都沒做……」傅豪想了想,才說:「畢竟是住宿,所以我很容忍他們,只有在超過12點之後我才會去請他們小聲點。」35Please respect copyright.PENANA5zhE6tlfld
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「例如?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAT9Eb9DveYt
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「上次有人在唱歌,唱的五音不全,我直接敲他的門問他說可不可以不要唱了。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAsrGQQfN0zH
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而且很有禮貌的問。35Please respect copyright.PENANAYJ64jzUROX
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「然後?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAEwVxocFZOL
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「然後有人在我房門口聊天,我也是直接說請不要在別人房門口聊天。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAu2MhHUrcCG
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也是很有禮貌。35Please respect copyright.PENANAqBfNE1UzXg
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「還有嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANA2nJdzk5Ihk
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「有人開著房門在播放音樂,我只是回房間的時候請他要聽就把房門關起來,不然就不要播放。」35Please respect copyright.PENANA8PCrhQsBYj
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那次也是很溫和的說。35Please respect copyright.PENANAd9DgpRyBde
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「嗯,那大概是他們經過你的勸導後,懂得改善了吧。」傅黑隨口說說,然後像是想到什麼,問:「你們那邊還有冰箱賊嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAQFd53EGGgo
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「沒有了,哥你教我的方法超好用的。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAwoDHCrsi6Z
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至少,貼他名字的食物都沒被偷了。35Please respect copyright.PENANAsNOhX73Hol
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「那就好,記得我和你說的,下次再有冰箱賊,記得放半隻蟑螂進去。」35Please respect copyright.PENANAnul1Vlq2kP
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「喔,好。」傅豪乖乖的點頭。35Please respect copyright.PENANARrg4K960NT
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後來和傅黑又聊了一下,傅豪才結束通話,過了許久才啊了一聲。35Please respect copyright.PENANAh885fnuSao
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結果他還是不知道為什麼大家看到他就安靜。35Please respect copyright.PENANAOnwtlkvjcy
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為什麼?35Please respect copyright.PENANAX9cJKkWIQz
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~完~35Please respect copyright.PENANAgrn2GpCw06
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- 作家的話:
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住宿生活其實很好玩的啦,只是這篇沒什麼姦情(喂)35Please respect copyright.PENANAtszYnO8vpj
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下篇要寫我送你衣服就是要幫你脫掉>\\\\< (別亂說)35Please respect copyright.PENANAjXePWI7iCO
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接下來要寫宿舍三大賊之一......這個除了冰箱賊之外也是很讓人氣惱的說= =35Please respect copyright.PENANA3awXl7avV6
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附註:本篇文章為真實故事改編...所以上次冰箱賊中的蛋白質為真實故事(欸)35Please respect copyright.PENANAtIiTM9lMUO
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順便解釋一下後續,以免有人看不懂...(掩面)35Please respect copyright.PENANA2rL2hW70oo
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當初的想法是傅豪是屬於有問題會直接說的人,所以一次兩次...35Please respect copyright.PENANAMf023bysXL
鄰居們當然會明白這個人很會康(不是),再加上冰箱賊時的留言,更是坐實了傅豪是個35Please respect copyright.PENANAkL8BxhBiTN
完完全全的行動派這樣,大家當然會知道這個人不能惹。