午後的小息時段,班房一如以往的吵吵鬧鬧。177Please respect copyright.PENANAWfyVm3LaZB
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「所以說,我拍到很有趣的東西呢。」櫻郎興致勃勃的說著,把手機平放桌面。177Please respect copyright.PENANATF5Kz8eTKh
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我們湊上前看,螢幕裡是女性的下半身裸體側身特寫。177Please respect copyright.PENANADgdpVNgbkK
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櫻郎邪惡的斜笑,「你們怎麼想呢?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAHpUAtLGdmr
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肥蔡頓時見獵心喜,「好H喔!待會發給我!」
我、加里、班長笑而不語。177Please respect copyright.PENANAEufFLKsDmk
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櫻郎對我們的反應感到疑惑,「怎麼了,難道不H嗎?」177Please respect copyright.PENANApsZKL4mHzZ
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「我們被小覷了呢。」加里說。177Please respect copyright.PENANATtECzSIEKM
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「說的是啊,你以為我們見過多少下流梗了?」我說。177Please respect copyright.PENANAPDWKX2VM1k
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「這點程度只能騙騙小學生罷。」班長拿起手機擺到肩膀,「只是女生的腋窩吧。」177Please respect copyright.PENANApBFaq04A2J
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肥蔡笑得更開心了,「嘻嘻!這樣就像把腋下露出來,你好H啊!!」177Please respect copyright.PENANALgNL0QAopR
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「你不要變相獎勵他!」櫻郎拿回手機,併攏到自己的腋下,「真確答案是我的腋窩!」177Please respect copyright.PENANADWnG5SFGpB
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肥蔡雙眼像要突破眼鏡飛出來!「你特地為了拍照把毛剃掉,太H了!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAmElYJGW9de
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我和加里異口同聲,「「你好變態!」」177Please respect copyright.PENANArweJZEFwG2
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「喔啊!再多罵我!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAazOt9mJaB7
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「這混蛋簡直黃到骨子裡。」櫻郎視線遠去,剛好看見路過的麻油,「喂喂,你來看看這個是甚麼!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAI8n8MuzpK2
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麻油沒有反應直行直過,反倒把大家的注意力都吸過去了。177Please respect copyright.PENANAUdF0v0Sqqn
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他徑直的走著,居然來到真里的面前。177Please respect copyright.PENANABSERapGxek
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真里、浣熊、木頭本來聊得挺歡的,卻因不請自來者而停下了話題。177Please respect copyright.PENANAntgV4wXn2z
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真里的臉色瞬間轉黑,「看在木頭的份上,我姑且聽你一言,有話就快點說。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAfeexL5RGXz
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「你放學後有空陪我嗎?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAkmFDIoH3aF
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真里挑起半邊眉,「抱歉,你說甚麼?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAvxAtmA7h3F
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「我想約你在放學後見面。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAAcfNK7Khwk
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「我聽到了喔!你想捉弄我嗎!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAcRvmy7cKvL
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「為甚麼要生氣?我只是想請你教我數學。」177Please respect copyright.PENANA2c3IwdxEwM
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「吓?我為甚麼要教你!去找肥蔡啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAfeHNwQZCKY
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「因為你是全班數學最好的,解說能力也強,我只想選擇你。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAPQE7R5oglw
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真里的臉頰浮現紅暈,小聲嘀咕, 「既然你說到這個程度,也不是不可以啦。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAFJZvcB9WT2
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浣熊和木頭互打眼色,識相的轉身離去。177Please respect copyright.PENANAOdZKLlInaW
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櫻郎見狀掩嘴斜笑,「麻油這小子終於肯誠實面對自己的感情!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA5s8IRxP6Ht
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「……」加里眉頭緊皺若有所思。177Please respect copyright.PENANApj64Da4OZR
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「你察覺到甚麼嗎?」我說。177Please respect copyright.PENANAIPRrxBV4Mx
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「不對勁,麻油不是這種性格。」加里說。177Please respect copyright.PENANACMXfvfEC0W
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「呀呀呀呀呀呀!!!」尖叫震驚全班!177Please respect copyright.PENANAcEZHy4cYnx
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女王星跑進班房,花容失色的臉上掛著兩行淚珠,「走廊有老鼠,好可怕呀!!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA5Rg3SyrEo1
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「哈?」這真是令我吃驚。原因不在老鼠身上,而是女王星的反應。177Please respect copyright.PENANAsRpqr6eTIN
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說的應該是鼠鼠的事,鼠鼠很乖很可愛,愛乾淨又黏人,大家都把鼠鼠當班寵。177Please respect copyright.PENANARUvIVUmUHD
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我記得女王星也摸過鼠鼠,不可能事到如今才喊害怕吧。177Please respect copyright.PENANA0Q3lrKMlmg
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櫻郎:「哭哭臉的女王星,好有反差,好萌啊!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAsXEDu7zKmv
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肥蔡:「平時的女王路線很讚,這種弱氣的路線也很讚!她的外表和性格終於同步了!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAC8alPpH75w
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櫻郎:「看呀大林,快去抱緊處理啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA4gCNib0kQ0
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「咿!」大林發出我們從沒想過會從她口中聽到的聲音,她怯生生的摸著手背,「不要那麼大聲地呼喊名字,人家會怕……」177Please respect copyright.PENANAve7OA7b5tE
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櫻郎:「為甚麼連你都變軟了?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAcj7V7fNqzO
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「不要顧著看戲,快去關心女王星!」我說完後,一個女生搶先衝過去。177Please respect copyright.PENANA53bwfKbtf9
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長髮女生扶住女王星,表現得非常緊張,「你還好嗎?」177Please respect copyright.PENANALN1YQY8J5F
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「黑井!」女王星撲上去抱緊她。177Please respect copyright.PENANAzKaoHNGjtJ
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「黑井?」「誰啊?」加里和櫻郎疑惑的對望。177Please respect copyright.PENANAyWmceNdErf
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「咦?那是黃泉嗎!?」我嚇得下巴都掉下去了!黃泉居然梳起瀏海露出雙眼,我剎時間認不出來!177Please respect copyright.PENANAuB8ciSXkFd
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」肥蔡突然大叫雙膝跪地,「為甚麼要露出眼睛!稀有的遮眼屬性啊!簡直是暴殄天物!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAxVAeBj6HoH
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加里:「這樣就只是普通的黑長直JK!屬性跟班長重覆了!」177Please respect copyright.PENANApaixrrPi5r
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「哇哈哈哈哈!真是一副美妙的光景!」標準反派的發言,來自教師桌旁邊戴面具的女生,「我是舞台劇學生,人稱小丑女!你們已經受到我的催眠控制了!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAytnvbVwp9K
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加里:「圓形劇場演藝學院的趙甘薇,原來是你在搞鬼!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA2lymLCdSjB
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小丑女:「Yes!I am!我要用手機上的催眠APP替這個課室定下新秩序!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAF6I31eLu1H
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櫻郎:「甚麼亂七八糟的設定!以搞笑作品來說也太隨便了吧!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAYgbOwiylEf
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小丑:「隨便你怎樣說,反正你們很快都會被我的催眠所支配!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAv7AXsnCOmn
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班長:「可惡,你想對同學們做甚麼?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAqNpvqBAB2m
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小丑女:「告訴你們也無妨!首先,我要訂正你們的思想,把污穢淫褻的思維從腦海中根除!然後我要植入正面訊息,令每個人都變成積極向上,勤奮好學的好學生!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAkeVzjPglDs
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「——!」我們大受震撼。177Please respect copyright.PENANABQR7RGYIaL
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櫻郎:「你是不是唸錯台詞了?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAdjvGMUUfNl
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加里:「小丑屬性的角色啊,不是應該要解放同學們的羞恥心,令課室變成沉醉於快樂的淫慾樂園嗎?」177Please respect copyright.PENANAIvSail52XJ
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「閉嘴!」小丑女指住加里,「就是你這種傢伙,把課室弄得烏煙瘴氣!害其他同學不能正經上課!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAod3aq5Nfoa
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加里頭頂的燈膽亮起來,「你該不會是在害羞嗎?」177Please respect copyright.PENANArWuITxQ90I
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「說…說甚麼啦!才才才才不是這種事!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA84W2j45Gdg
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櫻郎:「你不要叫小丑女了,乾脆改名叫怕醜女吧。」177Please respect copyright.PENANAwgEPFusfF7
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「閉嘴!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAalciWJaHpN
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」肥蔡砸桌大叫,我第一次看到這胖子發火,「催眠這種事一點也不H,是邪道!所謂的『色情』應該是更羞澀的東西,女生的反應由一開始的『拒絕』,對未知感覺的『不安』,到最後接受快感的『享受』,這才是H的精髓!催眠這種偷步的外道手段,絕對不能稱為H!」177Please respect copyright.PENANApHydX29BHC
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櫻郎:「我們不是在說H的話題!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAGons2vBWpr
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小丑女掩著臉扭來扭去,頭頂好像升起青煙,「閉嘴!吃我催眠APP啦!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAlnZglHHD9k
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粉紫色的光芒包圍班房!幸好我電玩遊戲玩得多,知道反派差不多在這個時候放招,及時閉上眼睛避過一劫!177Please respect copyright.PENANA57cYgpNAXq
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「防光線裝置,啟動!」加里戴上太陽眼鏡。177Please respect copyright.PENANALfthADGm0n
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待光芒消散後,熟悉的班房已經面目全非。同學們個個安坐座位,翻閱課本預習下節課的内容,雪亮的眼睛期待著課堂的開始,這場面是何其陌生。177Please respect copyright.PENANAWKKZySYXI1
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幸免於難的只有我和加里……等等,吉露露也沒事,因為她還在睡。177Please respect copyright.PENANA1Qt7re2SW1
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「哇哈哈哈哈!這才是課室應該有的模樣,你兩個也給我變成品學兼優好學生吧!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAUZzCiGEZMh
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眩幻的光線急襲而來,班長閃身擋在我們面前!被光芒照射後,她的樣子沒有任何變化。
「看你幹了甚麼好事,快讓大家恢復原狀!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAoyZF3xBK03
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「為甚麼你會沒事!?」小丑女望著手機,思疑是機器故障,「你應該被催眠成正經學生的啊!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAXIfmgC2OWf
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班長邁開闊步向前走,「我在玩耍時也是正經的。連我這種不知分寸的人也能盡情玩梗,這個課室是我特別的容身之所。絕對不會讓你改變它!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAukBNSFVhjs
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班長試圖搶走小丑女的手機,但小丑女墊起腳踝,把手機舉高高。班長比她矮半個頭,小丑女仗著身高優勢,令局勢僵持了!177Please respect copyright.PENANALw9QCyFfld
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班長轉移目標,把手伸向腋窩!177Please respect copyright.PENANAo7WX4feWOo
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「等等!哇!!」小丑女來不及求饒,指頭風暴席捲腋下!177Please respect copyright.PENANAhslKHw0RY4
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「這裡有感覺了?腋窩還是小腹更有感覺?這邊又如何?」177Please respect copyright.PENANACa8rfwuPMP
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「投…投降啦……!饒了我!……已經關掉…快停下……! 」小丑女整個人軟癱在教師桌上。177Please respect copyright.PENANAI2pBdgGIXC
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然而班長選擇承勝追擊,「剛才身體抖了一下,看來這邊比較敏感啊,看招看招~!」177Please respect copyright.PENANAKiBzPaGP4P
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課室門打開,生物科周老師走了進來,「好吵啊,你們這群猴子——哇啊啊啊啊啊!」177Please respect copyright.PENANA5Pkt8T38Ov
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周老師看見的景像,是小丑女被班長按在桌上,雙腳發抖嬌喘連連。177Please respect copyright.PENANAzwajAYTG2y
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意識到場面十分糟糕,班長著急了,「事情不是你所想的那樣!」177Please respect copyright.PENANACJ2d9PeB5e
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她望向我們想找人證,而我和加里早已衝回座位,豎起課本遮住赤紅的臉。177Please respect copyright.PENANAEMnyAyydIa
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對不起,班長。現在的情況要解釋起來太麻煩了,我們不會忘記你的犧牲!177Please respect copyright.PENANAk6i5tfuT99
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