「呃,那個……」小方老師冷汗直流的臉掃視全班,「我收到一則不得了的投訴,有同學在班房裡OOXX……」157Please respect copyright.PENANAtKG4kuH2aU
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班上每個人都議論紛紛,忙著交頭接耳。157Please respect copyright.PENANA1JceZBSpgh
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肥蔡:「真大膽,好H啊!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAGyt6Vz36N3
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小鳥:「神啊,真是冒犯的罪孽。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAXMolzBcxyk
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安德魯:「誰啦!真是的!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAjs0JLadhYg
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前排的卡特扭頭過來,意味深長的望向我和加里。157Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5X9nnFjtN
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我立即搖頭表示否定!157Please respect copyright.PENANAxGp46vJ7Oo
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小方老師揮手要我們靜下,「我想當中一定有誤會,你們這班雖然亂七八糟,也不至於猖狂到這個地步。總之,不要在學校做了。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAZsVk40FE4Y
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櫻郎:「沒有否定OOXX,所以在學校以外的地方就可以做嗎?」157Please respect copyright.PENANAWNBVbdhJBy
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女王星:「大林,我在甚麼地方都可以啊!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6wIgYDmdh
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「誰管你啦!」大林喊過去。157Please respect copyright.PENANA5JdsahP2SX
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黃泉:「為甚麼我的瀏海飛起來了?有沒有人借我梳子?」157Please respect copyright.PENANA42x3NxSfnq
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大家都忘記了催眠時發生的事,只有我們幾個還記得。小丑女抱頭縮成一團,巴不得找洞鑽。另一邊廂,班長扳起嘴臉,用撲克臉掩飾内心的動搖。157Please respect copyright.PENANASjs0hcyRNK
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小方老師再揮手,把沸沸洋洋的氣氛壓下去,「我們回到正經的話題,所有人都聽住。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAAo8w56J17q
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小方老師語氣鄭重,大家自然坐直了腰。真里也叫醒了吉露露。157Please respect copyright.PENANAluWQCqQo9D
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「今個周末是本校聖華書院成立100週年,到時會舉辦校慶活動,所有的社團都會上台表演。各位也是本校的一份子,届時會負責其中一場表演。題目未定,你們可以自由發揮。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAVmCdKY7rLH
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老師說完後,課室一片寧靜。她輕扶眼鏡,對平靜的反應感到不解。157Please respect copyright.PENANAxzAzZN40zp
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我理解她的疑惑,我們這班學生個性強烈,難得有表現自己的機會,反應應該更踴躍才對。157Please respect copyright.PENANAjGWM2UO595
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課室裡漸漸升起一陣悶音,空氣『隆隆』作響。這個聲音,原來是各位躍躍欲試到全身發抖!157Please respect copyright.PENANAbSGUVpsecM
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人浪洶湧!高漲情緒一觸即發!157Please respect copyright.PENANASBvJzqsfO3
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「我是班會主席,大家的女王——星家緩!我要辦一場時裝秀!我會把大家都打扮得閃閃生輝,化成閃耀夜空的璀璨巨星!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAHMWEhvJ0mM
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「你錯了,不是所有人都喜歡站在鎂光燈下!我是戲劇部的黃泉黑井,我們6EX班人才濟濟,定能演出一齣最棒的舞台劇!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAM42NajhOLp
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「我是浣熊!ROCK & ROLL!MOTHERFXXKER!」157Please respect copyright.PENANA8NqD3QhkBs
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「我提議唱聖詩歌頌神明,我是小鳥修女!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAHinqGyqiZy
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「這裡是學校啊,當然要做學術發表!我是真里!我們要對魚鱗膠原蛋白的研究報告做發佈會!這是科學界的重大突破!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAgutSFdtRu2
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「女僕咖啡廳!!」157Please respect copyright.PENANARYHSLaNaNr
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「肥蔡!這是校慶,不是文化祭!」157Please respect copyright.PENANA2zmofowdut
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「空中特技表演!宣揚宇宙的浩瀚偉大!COSMOS!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAvBZfSrScDt
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「來場健美秀吧!我們班中有不少運動健將,陣容不輸運動社團,我是木頭!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAudLm2w3Vom
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「我是班長,我要做棟篤笑!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAyXYkpAlJUX
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個個爭先恐後發表意見,各種七嘴八舌,小方老師被埋沒在人群中。157Please respect copyright.PENANAbzZwkHhS6e
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趁著混亂,卡特拉著椅子坐到我們面前,「好熱烈噢,這樣真的能得出大家都滿意的結果嗎?」157Please respect copyright.PENANAHHzEXOa4Vn
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「因為大家都愛出風頭,想展現自己最好的一面。」我揶開雜物為他騰出一點空間,「你難道沒有想表演的東西嗎?」157Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1ZPD7nCxI
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「哎,我除了倒立之外,沒有可以表演的技能。」卡特苦笑聳肩,「我們的花卉鑑賞會可以表演甚麼?」157Please respect copyright.PENANAqn5tyWfYaj
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加里搖頭,「如果是攝影展的話,倒是能作出不少貢獻。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAc3gQhv5GnK
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卡特笑說,「哈哈,你很適合當記者啊!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAMrzAED2Q6K
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加里先是大笑,之後頓了一會。她搓著下巴,眼神漸漸亮了起來。這就是她將來成為娛樂記者的契機。157Please respect copyright.PENANAs5atXfJTRp
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又有人靠近過來,今次是抱著小枕頭的吉露露。157Please respect copyright.PENANAxvPGtTTCrG
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「那邊很吵,我要到這邊睡。」她趟開書櫃鑽了進去。157Please respect copyright.PENANAKKNsLeh2nZ
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「原來這裡也有窩子呢,像小動物一樣。」卡特吃吃傻笑,這就是他將來成為生物學家的契機。157Please respect copyright.PENANAd2YXp88nUw
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同學們的爭論持續不休,單憑小方老師根本把持不住。黑板上寫滿雜七雜八的提議,可是大家都各持己見,投票也不能得出有效結論。157Please respect copyright.PENANAxtwxxX71Nr
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我見放學的鐘聲近了,開始感到憂心,「今個星期就是校慶了,時間無多必須爭分奪秒。今天無論如何都要得出結論才行。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAhiN7Lb0EeY
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卡特:「乾脆來一場擂台賽,由勝利者決定表演内容好了!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAP71dv0wbPX
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閒言,麻油扭頭過來,「這樣子的話,木頭贏定了啊!」157Please respect copyright.PENANA4CkBUX4Y1C
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加里:「那麼改為猜拳好了。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAUQcS9dcuzC
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我:「別開玩笑了!怎麼能如此隨便!」157Please respect copyright.PENANA5FZrJ5hSsB
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「「好方法!」」疊加起來的聲音震耳欲聾!157Please respect copyright.PENANAUbsxVB6Zy1
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白龍:「交給上天做決定,命運的輪盤到底會落到何處。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAIHXtpE8IAE
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阿夏:「這樣子贏輸也是心服口服了,真不愧是加里。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAFNdnDnm6cK
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哈普瑪:「話先說在頭,我可是很強的。」
小方老師:「事不宜遲,大家圍圈準備猜拳。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAJUy5cUn0QQ
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小鳥+亞砂:「神啊,請賦予我們指引。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAt67K0Qj5v4
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麻油:「居然祈禱開BUFF!」157Please respect copyright.PENANASTJ1qxKniD
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女王星:「我們也不能輸蝕,來吧黑井!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAyJHbAsKnwB
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黃泉:「瑪那太亞福音怎樣唸來著?」157Please respect copyright.PENANAsdxDeFpE3b
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「集合吧宇宙能量,COSMOS!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAKj3virVaY7
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班長:「讓你們見識泰坦的力量!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAHjDcYK1Hyi
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副班長:「沒有這種東西好不好!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAuCN3vSMFxk
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浣熊:「借我妙音天女。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAzbsx74j8sJ
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尤莉亞:「噢,在說我們辨才天中學啊?」157Please respect copyright.PENANApgN4uuxpWS
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我:「變成神仙大戰了!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAgGtSmYKfOa
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小方老師:「好了,所有人數三聲,一…二…」157Please respect copyright.PENANA5qkaYxVjb7
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突然吹起一陣大風,紙飛機穿過窗戶飄進課室!157Please respect copyright.PENANAEtjORnuSeD
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紙飛機在加里頭上飛過,所有人的視線都被吸引住,只有她自己沒注意到,「…三!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAisuxQQ5COa
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紙飛機越過課室,從另一邊的氣窗離開。大家的手臂都握實拳頭懸在半空,而加里出了布。157Please respect copyright.PENANAVOGghUxkmn
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「哈?」「「欸欸欸欸!!!?」」157Please respect copyright.PENANAubEUibL6rB
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小方老師:「勝出者是荃春華加里,校慶表演就交給你負責了。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAB1tPozUS2K
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我想……該不會,那是加里之前投出的紙飛機吧……?157Please respect copyright.PENANA1qYwmg7Dso
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這奇蹟的大勝利,之後被同學們稱呼為毘沙門的加護。157Please respect copyright.PENANAq7KumWet8h
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