𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...

Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!

My name is Frank...

Yeah,

I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...

I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...

You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...

Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...

But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...