𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaxL6ntWRi
Yeah,228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8bxX0kTQO
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhZ6MlgKhQ
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gHJceS6p7
come on, baby light my fire."228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzjs9Gtdeh
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIYRS4QnWI
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTDElP2ca5
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA457q2S5S
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyO9x1jdmg
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RdGJimPQn
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtf3M8EZlp
Alright, wise guys!228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1jBijh5rW
Anyway, where was I?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVqmsk8tlL
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQraMuqGXc7
"Gay?"228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FYscXFa6n
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cwHa1KIrU
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlokvhyjslL
She replied and what type is that?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgOfi3dZhJ
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3pYc0ZtFK
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLMljRcti9
Jack?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOuvrAyr9p
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D3A6YCRWO
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNuSIMLnNK
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxozn5vOjP
"Huh?"228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD8XtfAsIs
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBF4VbLf1h
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PyRMYsD1a
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoAOUlIr5t
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYFO0OVlqS
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBO3Kubc2K
I said, what?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3DIMz9ypz
Hell nah!228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdgWonJPR0
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ39Rl76NU
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr20fZyNfQ
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbo1uizFiy
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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