𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCsLBNg5Qa
Yeah,364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinVqsblokz
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXLh3GJjDA
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5ruN4iHG7
come on, baby light my fire."364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyIo2srUaj
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw16OgI7rF
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHImQVvszB
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffYE71LesZ
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF58sp6ziWq
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwdAwZourI
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGMrmLZpjp
Alright, wise guys!364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuJbKah7ff
Anyway, where was I?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX4u8jNRON
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BPNg5HfhX
"Gay?"364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IRBbrJCew
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYzbMWro8F
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5bV2FRGMB
She replied and what type is that?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2FeCfaGWu
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5af4ViruD
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwcgVgwWcE
Jack?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM67ycEwpnZ
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ5NbpJ9C0
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY3nxsrxvR
"Huh?"364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWD9EIN8r4v
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM19vgreu1
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKA01Vk1md5
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3oGaHBdI3
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpd8gqZojJT
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QfT1T4zdP
I said, what?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1l760eU3U
Hell nah!364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4MLDjXsB6
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX3aOtvrcw
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iFf0s09dt
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 364Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsV9vSUqWu
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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