𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6A5jX2xc3
Yeah,233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKbZw95gbc
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWQQnTS3nh
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JbKg2kOAi
come on, baby light my fire."233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI7cV2lHmU
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPKvitcYfG
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ebKEGyoK0
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs81B5wkDBO
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFCxSD1wGh
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH0MdUosJm
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnON1Waq1ib
Alright, wise guys!233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJiGjRJmSh
Anyway, where was I?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPggosgnjv
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6V8ZDkhx4
"Gay?"233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF7qKqduhG
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6icEpe9Uci
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7PykrXcL4
She replied and what type is that?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK3FjHfJDB
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnkcKNeifE
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTphYP6HwoU
Jack?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JrnQRsfhE
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FSUDfaH7P
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJGDTjPS7I
"Huh?"233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ1zDgxUaK
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV8IQBviWq
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqkRdn4Zfo
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVln93396Fw
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIQqINxEYa
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8TJvfEncU
I said, what?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTSWE6whgd
Hell nah!233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIo6NNrqLw
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eMZ07z5n9
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDuLOHInxE
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNgb5aBjgq
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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