𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTgRtOKD3D
Yeah,581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mcWPLE4pJ
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8PF0xifwr
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NnpMJT4KB
come on, baby light my fire."581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLClsrAQgot
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS2wh7YR31
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNE9cignow
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1LMJgIF2d
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yARjHQWmn
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlCWzWov0F
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv0dX4ZIdx
Alright, wise guys!581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3UpsxKVVB
Anyway, where was I?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEfjj8d0uo
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d78NyGlOf
"Gay?"581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvnuodFflv
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ61fUX9gC
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx4gzxRgSv
She replied and what type is that?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoeVOwgYOQ
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3lI4XJzfo
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXxVkpCM4T
Jack?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L8HQgRXTh
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKfe5R58HT
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKHBaM7smJ
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LTYYY6LQh
"Huh?"581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFF4fAYpAj
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV50NjNB1Mg
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TYMRgLQD2
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUFzHSBkkn
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRhkaWnjEV
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS720PoK2eg
I said, what?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CnaQZZVJ9
Hell nah!581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFqcREMHz0
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7AxJ7uqXb
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMHn2COCrT
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX4CgOnomu
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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