𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWnBkBF9vF
Yeah,235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ529JWLGLJY
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWvlFxfUJW
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2m8FAfDx5
come on, baby light my fire."235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMl61d4Tpi
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TVIQ5nqB3
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1PDmsjphF
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBz7fnYb9o
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiggPUHSAs
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEJxfX5acb
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4AwuPGA0U
Alright, wise guys!235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1PWbJi3F4
Anyway, where was I?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U7etln49o
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNTx0dUFrR
"Gay?"235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0SJEYwmWN
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiO8qmWAoq
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTwNVRrT6d
She replied and what type is that?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTkxT2BzUo
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbVfFRKyTU
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjsF3AALLu
Jack?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMDZivk2mP
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZasVhH3qe3
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gDQo5HJ2S
"Huh?"235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17WIDalwXv
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp5Woi861C
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKtbkHB27c
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKtaCU36pB
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgj5lRAPDB
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBkpJvtwAI
I said, what?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpio2mU2oKe
Hell nah!235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXXoBgVxDX
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWgEzShEld
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWX8SoQjQB
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4AAUlnLtW
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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