𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqzTQTcc7E
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I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs30Dd66Poa
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9lgyimD0S
come on, baby light my fire."229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0pSJCZCB7
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ53IyruyUk
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqABor9QBi
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRi1GYA2S0
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0EAZITsNo
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92fm9qSq30
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf53MIeiwM
Alright, wise guys!229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQGNuYtVfP
Anyway, where was I?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARpivN3Vkc
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj5HSci2s6
"Gay?"229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajfjFxoaBe
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfl9i9qtTK
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWDXKPFXyB
She replied and what type is that?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUNPxAJPJ1
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCNVyKFZWa
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyR8zNyrfJ
Jack?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaczbZQvmq
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvmHjSDdNc
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndaMHiI8sK
"Huh?"229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G0CiPHkpo
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwUiGkc6xl
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKJ0miLvDo
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShpYwqaU4p
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM0oubhy6P
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPee5PJkKER
I said, what?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSl5r0zwKWX
Hell nah!229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G7FpX7Vj4
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2clUIAPQr
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07IY74pTPS
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 229Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqyUoByaCG
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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