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獨者牛雜 Loner’s Digestive
ISSUE #2
Author: 技工尼爾
獨者牛雜 Loner’s Digestive
Author: 技工尼爾
ISSUE #2
孟婆梳打
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孟婆：喝過忘情湯，忘掉前塵往事，投胎做人！

亡靈：孟婆孟婆，我不想喝藥材湯，怕苦。

孟婆：來，這碗加糖，不苦。

亡靈：孟婆孟婆，我還是怕藥材味。

孟婆：來，這碗用了可樂果（kola nut）熬製，香甜味美。

亡靈：孟婆孟婆，我不快樂，沒胃口喝湯。

孟婆：來，這碗用加了可卡葉（coca leaves），可以提振精神。但別告訴人我用了禁藥熬湯啊！

亡靈：孟婆孟婆，天氣很悶熱，不想喝熱湯。

孟婆：來，這個是冰鎮的，而且加了碳酸氣泡，爽口宜人。為了困着二氧化碳，這次用玻璃瓶盛載。

亡靈：孟婆孟婆，謝謝您。雖然我不會記起您，但我答應您，我會好好做人！

孟婆：安心上路！

據說，亡靈轉世為人後，發明了一種新飲料，暢銷全球。

插圖： Pershina, Marina. Herbal Tea. Public Domain Pictures.net, https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/en/view-image.php?image=267585&picture=herbal-tea. Accessed 02 September 2023. CC0 Public Domain.

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獨者牛雜 Loner’s Digestive
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Last updated: Oct 1, 2025
Total word count: 28,170
Total reading time: 94 Minutes
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