這一章，對我而言是很大風險，有可能被起底 (謎之音：死毒撚宅男，冇人識你呀，連呢D屎坑廢文都冇人睇呀)。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FDd1DH3PC
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2005年底，我意外取得 《哈利波特4 火盃的考驗》電影優先場戲票兩張，能找誰去一起看呢？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJeRVZmlSu
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只有唯一的朋友：在第4.1章那短期課程結識，外表如中年職安真漢子的26歲女------肥妹。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKN6sFBlGV
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她竟說：「可摸耳兩張比晒我，我同第二個去睇」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWmgoN47D1
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傻的嗎？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5AJ6FHKTp
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多麼過份的說話，這些話要是出自我口中，又聽被批鬥。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWGQRXunnn
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事後，她沒半句多謝，竟還說：「我地又唔係拍拖，但又一男一女單對單出街，好怪」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPf4856Ece7
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和她結識兩年半，單對單逛街無數次，為何這時在說這些話？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFgSf6YJAl
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這段時期，我懷疑她拍拖了。如果是真，港男的悲哀，香港溝女環境的惡劣，可見一斑。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6uLK11afQ
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相約她2005除夕倒數迎2006，她又推塘，原因竟是「老豆唔比咁夜出街」(I recap，她26歲)。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtmhPMPkiJ
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不久，她說有個朋友，很想有人陪伴除夕倒數，叫我陪這朋友，這朋友叫「倩影X」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWJioIZNzM
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以上是留言信箱的留言，朋友的名字，實在聽不清楚，我反覆重聽數次，才勉強聽到像是「倩影」的兩字，第三字始終聽不清。不知是真名還是別名花名，更不知性別、年齡。 7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp1xoughKe
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肥妹甚至過份到，未問過我，就把我的手機號碼，擅自告訴這「倩影X」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WS2OWqftr
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那「倩影X」來電，是女聲，我才知是女，後來知道是21歲，她說希望到銅鑼灣倒數。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI8VMZH3nt
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下稱「倩影X」為Amy。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99IrTiQQTM
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心水清的，應該想到，在香港，21歲後生女，不用標青，10分滿分，4分已非常搶手，基本上一定有男友；即使沒有，也只是短暫空窗期，一定至少有三數隻兵追求中；即使連這些也沒有，朋友總有吧！7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKFka6UNh3
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她作為21歲後生女，連找個朋友陪除夕倒數也沒有？一定伏過伏地魔。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwOSrI4mnl
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果然，短短數小時的陪伴倒數，我已覺得此人腦部構造十分奇特。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TMcHAxil1
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1. 2005年12月31日約10pm，我到達銅鑼灣，Amy來電，說由元朗過來，搭錯車、要晚點，我心想，銅鑼灣有多難去呢？怎會搭錯車？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9BIDqchZo
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近11pm，Amy才姍姍來遲。這時的銅鑼灣，仍然正常的香港，大家也知是甚麼狀況。時代廣場蘋果倒數，任誰也知這時已不可能接近。滿街的執法人員已瘋狂嗌咪，指該處已非常擠逼，呼籲不要前往。Amy不信，堅持要到時代廣場蘋果倒數(已近11pm！)，結果當然，之前幾條街也過不了。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXHWW5Y3cU
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(題外話：那時，不久前發生世貿會議韓農示威，執法人員的處理手法，備受好評，當時據聞是唯一一次沒死人的世貿會議示威，那時可能是香港執法人員形象最佳時期。在美麗新香港回看，不勝唏噓)7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKXS8MXK1l
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2.唯有隨便找過有舞台表演的地方等待，期間Amy說：「呢度周圍都係警察，早知去尖沙咀啦」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuIaHeMQLo
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我心唸：「你up乜九？」，難道你以為尖沙咀就不會「周圍都係_ _ 」？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GX031bJBT
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3.她提及她會考全U、因為她讀英文理科，英文累事，說如果用中文就一定不會全U。現時無業、從未拍拖，還問21歲女仔未拍拖，是否很失敗。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaryQvFPGlK
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雖然我沒考過會考，但0分都還有所聞，全U真是無法理解。英文問題，我明白，但既然如此，為何不選中文自修重考呢？而且英中也有中文科吧，中文科也U？她不回答。至於21歲女未拍拖，我也給個U，即是不予致評。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX99ZsjRQ2G
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4.倒數過後，她說：「今晚係咪好開心呢？有我陪你。」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI91PYTxsOi
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我聽到：下？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksR6lgPM2O
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曾XX名句：真是荒謬，把自己看得那麼高。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ecimKKCEt
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好像是你想找我陪，多過我想找你陪。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgy8XiFELm
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我唔係你既阿四，你亦唔係我既小Baby。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhHuohMXFW
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5.倒數過後 x 2，她表示，未到過朗豪坊(嘩乜嘢大鄉里)，很想去看看。好，反正有通宵地鐵。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46MNG5NyIv
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到朗豪坊後，已是2am有多，倒數已曲終人散，當然已水盡鵝飛沒半個人影。她竟說：「早知求先黎呢度啦，冇咁多人」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49pq68E67G
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我心唸：「你up乜九？」x 2，難道你以為11pm等待倒數時，這裡會和2am時一樣水盡鵝飛？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3k30Ke9Dn
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之後，我們各自歸家。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZZHVBp88B
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此後，她頻頻電聯我，好像很拼命很辛苦的找話題和我聊。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtEresUTKm
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而且，經常是她問問題，我回答，未答完，她又插咀打斷話題，之後又回頭重問之前的問題。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUzwHWwqWM
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很煩厭。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3dsZGOrHo
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雖然她的腦部構造果然十分奇特，教我嘆為觀止，也感到她遠不如另一女子有趣(詳見下一章)，但我仍想盡力接納。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxdINrYJP9
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2006年1月30日，年初二，我獨自在中環海旁看煙花，Amy又打來，一個我畢生難忘的來電。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ1fpvO5YJ
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Amy：「我而家喺東涌親戚屋企拜年，睇緊電視做煙花呀，嘩，Ｄ煙花好靚呀~~~~」，「你喺現場睇緊架？使唔使入場架」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmylJde8gG
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我：(？？？甚麼「入場」？？？)「唔使架，嚟得到就得」(這也要問？)7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt4QQ3CmaN
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Amy：「你點知今日有煙花既？你點知去邊度有得睇既」、「哦！係咪每年年初二都有架？」(甚麼人才會問得出這些你怎知一加一等如阿二、二加二是否等如阿四的問題？？)7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH7AG9DWkd
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我答了，還要問完又問，還要問紅館演唱會票在哪裡買......7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiRo3tFNlu
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是真的不知，還是刻意找話說呢？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsIxP9IUpQ
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還有，她又問我有否去拜年。我因家庭問題，已和親戚斷聯多年了。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1sQ89T8xF
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Amy：「咁你味冇得去逗利是囉，咁咪好慘囉。」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnBMHX1PyW
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我想，你不是吧？就算不說我，你都21啦，還稀罕這些？「好命」的，派利是了！還逗利是？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdFi6yt8De
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Amy：「你Ｄ親戚呢，阿麻嗰Ｄ呢？你唔去佢度拜年既？」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQznyy1paxh
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唉，又問，我不想說，隨口說「死晒喇」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4zTitItAe
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猜猜她說甚麼？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3jSRJa4Lx
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Amy：「佢點死架？係咪自然死架？」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXavKYe5yw
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我：「唔知呀！！」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqkoEZOSLy
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隨後，她轉換話題，但不出數句，又問：「係呢？你阿麻點死架？」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON7xNCCTqG
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救命。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg9N5d0FP6
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我到底聽了甚麼電話？招惹了甚麼物種？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldBETcEu8H
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不久後，和Amy、肥妹，一起到深水埗閒逛 。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKLTRI2qiN
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這是和Amy第二次，也是最後一次見面。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKHbuRReUI
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期間Amy上洗手間，肥妹也看得出我對Amy很有意見，批評我：「你對朋友好揀擇！之前個XX (傻男)你又唔鐘意，而家呢個朋友(Amy)，佢天真無邪姐，你又唔鐘意？」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2HLqOl7LI
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唉，你不如介紹Amy和那傻男互相認識吧！一男一女，兩個也是腦部構造奇特瘋瘋癲癲，說不定能造就佳偶。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlMGbjAhQC
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肥妹還椰榆我：「而家有兩個女仔陪你行街，左擁右抱，仲想點......」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5RFq7wT1c
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唉，我想嘔。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLYhdX4eUi
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此後，我每聽一次Amy的來電，就痛苦一次、後悔一次。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡircy0VXq7G
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漸漸地減少接聽她的來電。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeeGgBYOXt
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其實，我應該狠狠罵她：「唔可以」、「你仆街啦」、「你去死啦」、「你好能煩呀」、「唔好再Seed呀」......7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGl4BheR9D
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但善良(即是冇吉士)的毒撚宅男，又哪說得出口。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMuEtEc8J5
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忍了多久呢？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNMedDQRvV
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1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9、10、11、12。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkmRvILZog
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12星期左右吧！2005年除夕晚結識，2006年4月初左右，我已決定斷來往，來電顯示看見是她，一概不接。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrBAFP5nqQ
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她也感受到，先後轉用3個手機號碼(疑是她父、母、弟)、1個固網號碼(疑是她家居電話)、133隱藏來電顯示打來，我總之一聽她聲音即cut線。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ601zNUl4MB
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堅持了數個月，她的來電陸續減少，終沒再打來。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qWHcpGEvL
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驚嚇的是，大半年後，一個我不懂的號碼打來，第一句便「我地好耐冇見」，我想了一會，這聲音.........嘩！！！7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a6KUaApTX
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看倌是否已看出甚麼呢？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg5C7AXDRQ
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這個Amy是何許人，相信大家也認識，亦不難明白為何會使我如此抗拒。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcu3AwG95BZ
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紅字就是明顯提示。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DdyqsVK9z
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Amy、「倩影X」，這些名字，某程度上，不是化名。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwp7VyyO9A
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住元朗，東涌有親戚。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcMlSCbxCT
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Amy令到很多人知道，某老牌但長期積弱的電子傳媒機構，看似已倒閉數年，但原來真是「永遠都存在」。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GateTciBw
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2024年5月2日，Amy 踏入不惑之年了，同日也和那電子傳媒「高層」「結婚」了，仍是黃花閏女。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEZBlFw4Lt
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Amy那不知哪來勇氣和自信，確教人佩服，雖然她是否知道自己正在做甚麼，也成疑問。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZsW3ZdybG
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我很想知道，一個行為能力如此存疑的人，和那電子傳媒機構簽訂的合約，有法律效力嗎？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXQ4y1SZ5v
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「Amy不紅 天理不容」，Amy紅了，咪自己開心咪得囉，使乜顧慮人點唸你？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqxUtV8Iwp
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後記：後來，肥妹也忍受不了Amy和傻男，也和這兩人絕交了。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpZmpnGXvA
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這兩個傢伙，連我這個包容度這麼高、這麼珍惜朋友的人，也忍受不了，試問有多少世外高人忍受得了呢？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Yj1Tifket
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