這一章,對我而言是很大風險,有可能被起底 (謎之音:死毒撚宅男,冇人識你呀,連呢D屎坑廢文都冇人睇呀)。8Please respect copyright.PENANAexhk9C4Tqo
8Please respect copyright.PENANAURbTpTvS8O
2005年底,我意外取得 《哈利波特4 火盃的考驗》電影優先場戲票兩張,能找誰去一起看呢?8Please respect copyright.PENANA1jiWyVZ9EA
8Please respect copyright.PENANA83zatPktaD
只有唯一的朋友:在第4.1章那短期課程結識,外表如中年職安真漢子的26歲女------肥妹。8Please respect copyright.PENANAihvCfm6tCD
8Please respect copyright.PENANA8oEFzr9eVO
她竟說:「可摸耳兩張比晒我,我同第二個去睇」。8Please respect copyright.PENANA9HNosa2dfy
8Please respect copyright.PENANAZCYfL1dBvF
傻的嗎?8Please respect copyright.PENANARx7SkfrG6k
8Please respect copyright.PENANAqmbNm8Fldu
多麼過份的說話,這些話要是出自我口中,又聽被批鬥。8Please respect copyright.PENANABktELiNEir
8Please respect copyright.PENANA9pS1BHL11C
事後,她沒半句多謝,竟還說:「我地又唔係拍拖,但又一男一女單對單出街,好怪」。8Please respect copyright.PENANAqMlYiWq5jv
8Please respect copyright.PENANAch9JDVibes
和她結識兩年半,單對單逛街無數次,為何這時在說這些話?8Please respect copyright.PENANAxLJWbsQqrk
8Please respect copyright.PENANA9oTVessgKD
這段時期,我懷疑她拍拖了。如果是真,港男的悲哀,香港溝女環境的惡劣,可見一斑。8Please respect copyright.PENANAgG9TCY1quS
8Please respect copyright.PENANAfEr8IBoUKm
相約她2005除夕倒數迎2006,她又推塘,原因竟是「老豆唔比咁夜出街」(I recap,她26歲)。8Please respect copyright.PENANAeUVICqxJ0v
8Please respect copyright.PENANAaX3vDa0d9m
不久,她說有個朋友,很想有人陪伴除夕倒數,叫我陪這朋友,這朋友叫「倩影X」。8Please respect copyright.PENANAATYU1Kzgmz
8Please respect copyright.PENANAGPefZZESYK
以上是留言信箱的留言,朋友的名字,實在聽不清楚,我反覆重聽數次,才勉強聽到像是「倩影」的兩字,第三字始終聽不清。不知是真名還是別名花名,更不知性別、年齡。 8Please respect copyright.PENANAe0QXCdrzTH
8Please respect copyright.PENANA8Mw2sUf2oc
肥妹甚至過份到,未問過我,就把我的手機號碼,擅自告訴這「倩影X」。8Please respect copyright.PENANAqk9jMs3MJu
8Please respect copyright.PENANAh4OjYEnLEt
那「倩影X」來電,是女聲,我才知是女,後來知道是21歲,她說希望到銅鑼灣倒數。8Please respect copyright.PENANAi2I7fQo35s
8Please respect copyright.PENANACAVRqXHHI4
下稱「倩影X」為Amy。8Please respect copyright.PENANAx0r520SzxX
8Please respect copyright.PENANAkqHGd4SoM8
心水清的,應該想到,在香港,21歲後生女,不用標青,10分滿分,4分已非常搶手,基本上一定有男友;即使沒有,也只是短暫空窗期,一定至少有三數隻兵追求中;即使連這些也沒有,朋友總有吧!8Please respect copyright.PENANAMQqBXBkWpm
8Please respect copyright.PENANAgilKvmJjpE
她作為21歲後生女,連找個朋友陪除夕倒數也沒有?一定伏過伏地魔。8Please respect copyright.PENANAvDw8BMbFc4
8Please respect copyright.PENANA93OybHwB6S
果然,短短數小時的陪伴倒數,我已覺得此人腦部構造十分奇特。8Please respect copyright.PENANA3BYmdoHbaV
8Please respect copyright.PENANATqaxpmgbpL
1. 2005年12月31日約10pm,我到達銅鑼灣,Amy來電,說由元朗過來,搭錯車、要晚點,我心想,銅鑼灣有多難去呢?怎會搭錯車?8Please respect copyright.PENANA9D8RGVuB6y
8Please respect copyright.PENANAwlFjHLUVCj
近11pm,Amy才姍姍來遲。這時的銅鑼灣,仍然正常的香港,大家也知是甚麼狀況。時代廣場蘋果倒數,任誰也知這時已不可能接近。滿街的執法人員已瘋狂嗌咪,指該處已非常擠逼,呼籲不要前往。Amy不信,堅持要到時代廣場蘋果倒數(已近11pm!),結果當然,之前幾條街也過不了。8Please respect copyright.PENANAXnZxGYydM8
8Please respect copyright.PENANAEVUYPFs7tI
(題外話:那時,不久前發生世貿會議韓農示威,執法人員的處理手法,備受好評,當時據聞是唯一一次沒死人的世貿會議示威,那時可能是香港執法人員形象最佳時期。在美麗新香港回看,不勝唏噓)8Please respect copyright.PENANAGvQs2D8rNn
8Please respect copyright.PENANAr0NGX4TPfr
2.唯有隨便找過有舞台表演的地方等待,期間Amy說:「呢度周圍都係警察,早知去尖沙咀啦」。8Please respect copyright.PENANA48bVwrBxB9
8Please respect copyright.PENANA7gmfJbWm9g
我心唸:「你up乜九?」,難道你以為尖沙咀就不會「周圍都係_ _ 」?8Please respect copyright.PENANAMJq6XM7sbI
8Please respect copyright.PENANAq1AY2k3nKA
3.她提及她會考全U、因為她讀英文理科,英文累事,說如果用中文就一定不會全U。現時無業、從未拍拖,還問21歲女仔未拍拖,是否很失敗。8Please respect copyright.PENANA30TR9FwcCe
8Please respect copyright.PENANAEzwk5JsNMb
雖然我沒考過會考,但0分都還有所聞,全U真是無法理解。英文問題,我明白,但既然如此,為何不選中文自修重考呢?而且英中也有中文科吧,中文科也U?她不回答。至於21歲女未拍拖,我也給個U,即是不予致評。8Please respect copyright.PENANAjxMbF7vh5m
8Please respect copyright.PENANAMcITsMNXCy
4.倒數過後,她說:「今晚係咪好開心呢?有我陪你。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAvHokm1dvTv
8Please respect copyright.PENANAoJNUXtMrWO
我聽到:下?8Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3zryRH8dX
8Please respect copyright.PENANAthvtTUyh79
曾XX名句:真是荒謬,把自己看得那麼高。8Please respect copyright.PENANAAKt0A9nfUB
8Please respect copyright.PENANAko2tRxGWmD
好像是你想找我陪,多過我想找你陪。8Please respect copyright.PENANA3IBIVNPnHX
8Please respect copyright.PENANAVBFdRWTFTg
我唔係你既阿四,你亦唔係我既小Baby。8Please respect copyright.PENANArxPAk6fHP6
8Please respect copyright.PENANAWq2AuiYAky
5.倒數過後 x 2,她表示,未到過朗豪坊(嘩乜嘢大鄉里),很想去看看。好,反正有通宵地鐵。8Please respect copyright.PENANATofNXMKS4m
8Please respect copyright.PENANAegIHbPa6Cs
到朗豪坊後,已是2am有多,倒數已曲終人散,當然已水盡鵝飛沒半個人影。她竟說:「早知求先黎呢度啦,冇咁多人」。8Please respect copyright.PENANADaOrkrkjxP
8Please respect copyright.PENANAfDg7R406R9
我心唸:「你up乜九?」x 2,難道你以為11pm等待倒數時,這裡會和2am時一樣水盡鵝飛?8Please respect copyright.PENANAOO2bpkYibY
8Please respect copyright.PENANABFBAxSVI3H
之後,我們各自歸家。8Please respect copyright.PENANAJOyIv05mHL
8Please respect copyright.PENANAJgSyrwlFiI
********************************************8Please respect copyright.PENANAe1GgMP6JoD
8Please respect copyright.PENANARfc6K5dNPW
此後,她頻頻電聯我,好像很拼命很辛苦的找話題和我聊。8Please respect copyright.PENANAGNua7LbvM1
8Please respect copyright.PENANAUndUVlCfDR
而且,經常是她問問題,我回答,未答完,她又插咀打斷話題,之後又回頭重問之前的問題。8Please respect copyright.PENANAA157Kdd7Vk
8Please respect copyright.PENANApt59ijlwii
很煩厭。8Please respect copyright.PENANAoqfxmLzMM5
8Please respect copyright.PENANA8JagZFkh0a
雖然她的腦部構造果然十分奇特,教我嘆為觀止,也感到她遠不如另一女子有趣(詳見下一章),但我仍想盡力接納。8Please respect copyright.PENANAtZlBD2WUTv
8Please respect copyright.PENANAXPhEyJdqZy
2006年1月30日,年初二,我獨自在中環海旁看煙花,Amy又打來,一個我畢生難忘的來電。8Please respect copyright.PENANA3TOnfmZ2ep
8Please respect copyright.PENANAd90tzanwos
Amy:「我而家喺東涌親戚屋企拜年,睇緊電視做煙花呀,嘩,D煙花好靚呀~~~~」,「你喺現場睇緊架?使唔使入場架」。8Please respect copyright.PENANAONPV0IWLzF
8Please respect copyright.PENANAwV1bYdDLH1
我:(???甚麼「入場」???)「唔使架,嚟得到就得」(這也要問?)8Please respect copyright.PENANARdFE3dSSdn
8Please respect copyright.PENANASE87msePQB
Amy:「你點知今日有煙花既?你點知去邊度有得睇既」、「哦!係咪每年年初二都有架?」(甚麼人才會問得出這些你怎知一加一等如阿二、二加二是否等如阿四的問題??)8Please respect copyright.PENANA3JVRLg5M9b
8Please respect copyright.PENANAjI7lNYISXs
我答了,還要問完又問,還要問紅館演唱會票在哪裡買......8Please respect copyright.PENANALfleVaF6ao
8Please respect copyright.PENANAyGMWlMEC52
是真的不知,還是刻意找話說呢?8Please respect copyright.PENANAH2a3erUiYa
8Please respect copyright.PENANA5zLNyMarz3
還有,她又問我有否去拜年。我因家庭問題,已和親戚斷聯多年了。8Please respect copyright.PENANAzOjbC6xHAU
8Please respect copyright.PENANAsSA5ayKYmq
Amy:「咁你味冇得去逗利是囉,咁咪好慘囉。」8Please respect copyright.PENANAIxAcVSjYIB
8Please respect copyright.PENANAkMy3L0Hc79
我想,你不是吧?就算不說我,你都21啦,還稀罕這些?「好命」的,派利是了!還逗利是?8Please respect copyright.PENANAkxEPsc6lOn
8Please respect copyright.PENANAODwkrd3yAL
Amy:「你D親戚呢,阿麻嗰D呢?你唔去佢度拜年既?」。8Please respect copyright.PENANA7hCx2OfXnu
8Please respect copyright.PENANAEaPxAHJVnf
唉,又問,我不想說,隨口說「死晒喇」。8Please respect copyright.PENANA26t9IpeK4B
8Please respect copyright.PENANAVEUp4scGWS
猜猜她說甚麼?8Please respect copyright.PENANAFDXstfVoL1
8Please respect copyright.PENANAo0t1ccwr11
Amy:「佢點死架?係咪自然死架?」8Please respect copyright.PENANA2sE5RvJkcW
8Please respect copyright.PENANAc3xnjgcBUb
我:「唔知呀!!」8Please respect copyright.PENANAHJe7ldfLmC
8Please respect copyright.PENANAv0xHWc24Vd
隨後,她轉換話題,但不出數句,又問:「係呢?你阿麻點死架?」8Please respect copyright.PENANAlUNd3OUQix
8Please respect copyright.PENANA3yn9oLdMPN
救命。8Please respect copyright.PENANAms9uQOvLvl
8Please respect copyright.PENANAWEZ7fsgUy7
我到底聽了甚麼電話?招惹了甚麼物種?8Please respect copyright.PENANAF2SiQOpVsB
8Please respect copyright.PENANAz7xBJFpptV
********************************************8Please respect copyright.PENANAMRCU8Oaq7U
8Please respect copyright.PENANAd2d0LfHrw0
不久後,和Amy、肥妹,一起到深水埗閒逛 。8Please respect copyright.PENANAz5LtHg1Ror
8Please respect copyright.PENANAgWjHfiHBQe
這是和Amy第二次,也是最後一次見面。8Please respect copyright.PENANARTrtOCT3Qi
8Please respect copyright.PENANA3SBGg0GZW9
期間Amy上洗手間,肥妹也看得出我對Amy很有意見,批評我:「你對朋友好揀擇!之前個XX (傻男)你又唔鐘意,而家呢個朋友(Amy),佢天真無邪姐,你又唔鐘意?」8Please respect copyright.PENANA51amcrvzd0
8Please respect copyright.PENANAlbco4vcf7l
唉,你不如介紹Amy和那傻男互相認識吧!一男一女,兩個也是腦部構造奇特瘋瘋癲癲,說不定能造就佳偶。8Please respect copyright.PENANAEzkQsxmRNq
8Please respect copyright.PENANA7CfW5ORTEy
肥妹還椰榆我:「而家有兩個女仔陪你行街,左擁右抱,仲想點......」8Please respect copyright.PENANArKXKbfiiN0
8Please respect copyright.PENANAQc4IRq9fHr
唉,我想嘔。8Please respect copyright.PENANAPpFo7ydJ90
8Please respect copyright.PENANAiz8vt4aJY8
********************************************8Please respect copyright.PENANAMeXnb069hp
8Please respect copyright.PENANAmOstxng3hR
此後,我每聽一次Amy的來電,就痛苦一次、後悔一次。8Please respect copyright.PENANA5lhIp0Sgti
8Please respect copyright.PENANAjYSBKrCqoL
漸漸地減少接聽她的來電。8Please respect copyright.PENANAq2yC2jv8YV
8Please respect copyright.PENANAlbc6jfBN8m
其實,我應該狠狠罵她:「唔可以」、「你仆街啦」、「你去死啦」、「你好能煩呀」、「唔好再Seed呀」......8Please respect copyright.PENANA4tPKFI5aIw
8Please respect copyright.PENANAE5fI8WQGCQ
但善良(即是冇吉士)的毒撚宅男,又哪說得出口。8Please respect copyright.PENANA9NfqTkwBO9
8Please respect copyright.PENANA15ZUeShhRM
忍了多久呢?8Please respect copyright.PENANAFVEGDLRyaN
8Please respect copyright.PENANATZW1U7hZEN
1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9、10、11、12。8Please respect copyright.PENANA1g6SzOgHEW
8Please respect copyright.PENANAe3LyQhdYbd
12星期左右吧!2005年除夕晚結識,2006年4月初左右,我已決定斷來往,來電顯示看見是她,一概不接。8Please respect copyright.PENANAP3y0sZymML
8Please respect copyright.PENANAFkm0MVtYb1
她也感受到,先後轉用3個手機號碼(疑是她父、母、弟)、1個固網號碼(疑是她家居電話)、133隱藏來電顯示打來,我總之一聽她聲音即cut線。8Please respect copyright.PENANAxvRCzPyDjP
8Please respect copyright.PENANABsaWsq2kn7
堅持了數個月,她的來電陸續減少,終沒再打來。8Please respect copyright.PENANAmcmlplthxs
8Please respect copyright.PENANA8mznT24qbE
驚嚇的是,大半年後,一個我不懂的號碼打來,第一句便「我地好耐冇見」,我想了一會,這聲音.........嘩!!!8Please respect copyright.PENANAHKy3A6ls9m
8Please respect copyright.PENANAj9lkxxDbv7
看倌是否已看出甚麼呢?8Please respect copyright.PENANAYehbdfaU6c
8Please respect copyright.PENANAcbO9sLoZ10
這個Amy是何許人,相信大家也認識,亦不難明白為何會使我如此抗拒。8Please respect copyright.PENANAEiGszqLG4y
8Please respect copyright.PENANAnDkujtLkxd
紅字就是明顯提示。8Please respect copyright.PENANAXonMdHS8st
8Please respect copyright.PENANAjvHvzxs8kA
********************************************8Please respect copyright.PENANAEkDoUgVPrc
8Please respect copyright.PENANAFFeumKhW3c
Amy、「倩影X」,這些名字,某程度上,不是化名。8Please respect copyright.PENANASvjKPoDxkv
8Please respect copyright.PENANANsjZ3tJVHV
住元朗,東涌有親戚。8Please respect copyright.PENANA1VBkUnYb6d
8Please respect copyright.PENANAQwmotqQ1b9
Amy令到很多人知道,某老牌但長期積弱的電子傳媒機構,看似已倒閉數年,但原來真是「永遠都存在」。8Please respect copyright.PENANAiAhwjwS0NO
8Please respect copyright.PENANAAi02yP7r2k
2024年5月2日,Amy 踏入不惑之年了,同日也和那電子傳媒「高層」「結婚」了,仍是黃花閏女。8Please respect copyright.PENANAl2oCcgJZwB
8Please respect copyright.PENANA0NVWpp5n8T
Amy那不知哪來勇氣和自信,確教人佩服,雖然她是否知道自己正在做甚麼,也成疑問。8Please respect copyright.PENANAK7BIRUwDM5
8Please respect copyright.PENANA8uFSBKYHBh
我很想知道,一個行為能力如此存疑的人,和那電子傳媒機構簽訂的合約,有法律效力嗎?8Please respect copyright.PENANA2Py4diB4T3
8Please respect copyright.PENANAoUVX7J3EcA
「Amy不紅 天理不容」,Amy紅了,咪自己開心咪得囉,使乜顧慮人點唸你?8Please respect copyright.PENANA5F7PW5CPPE
8Please respect copyright.PENANAMWXGADIiEC
********************************************8Please respect copyright.PENANAWLnovXZqBx
8Please respect copyright.PENANAKLbYTlDOE5
後記:後來,肥妹也忍受不了Amy和傻男,也和這兩人絕交了。8Please respect copyright.PENANAV7eoLychsv
8Please respect copyright.PENANAmF0YBxGAjZ
這兩個傢伙,連我這個包容度這麼高、這麼珍惜朋友的人,也忍受不了,試問有多少世外高人忍受得了呢?8Please respect copyright.PENANA0au7XAfKXn
arrow_back
70後中佬的奇葩「情路」---萬般皆是命,半點不由人
more_vert
-
info_outline 資料
-
toc 目錄
-
share 分享
-
format_color_text 介面設置
-
exposure_plus_1 推薦
-
打賞
-
report_problem 檢舉
-
account_circle 登入
X
70後中佬的奇葩「情路」---萬般皆是命,半點不由人
作者:
拋棄夢裡人

篇 #19
第6.3章:連識兩女?(倩影X篇)(有震撼彩蛋,涉及全港皆知人物)(2005年除夕 至 ? )
喜歡 0
閱讀 4
書籤 1
campaign
催更 0
打賞
提出編輯建議

按此加載下一章
X
每次催更後,作者都會收到通知!
smartphone100 → 催更
×
寫下你喜歡這個故事的地方
×
對此喜歡的人