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昨晚跟瑪莉抱怨雙胞胎對我的誇張反應,她建議我用玩具進行賄賂。對耶!我怎麼都沒想到還有這招!所以我今天就開車載她去買玩具。98Please respect copyright.PENANACbPq3WO56c
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路上她問我有沒有女友。說到這個我都快哭了,我打娘胎出生以來,從來沒交過女友!98Please respect copyright.PENANABudmIQqzeg
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瑪莉非常訝異,一直說怎麼可能。對啊我也覺得很扯,我明明超級可愛!98Please respect copyright.PENANARFDBhFKsoA
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香濃曾分析過我,說我生來俱有讓女性心生煩躁的能力。能跟我互動的不外乎是護理人員、老師或注定成大事的人。98Please respect copyright.PENANAhQexrwBN7d
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我一直都覺得他在屁,直到某次跟蘭斯他們下雷鳴到港灣附近的小酒吧玩撞球。那時有一群女大學生過來跟我們玩,其中一位很美麗的黑髮女生主動靠近我,跟我搭話。98Please respect copyright.PENANALfaht9DgbT
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我本來以為可以交到女友了,結果我們才認真聊五分鐘,她就說她要先回宿舍洗澡再過來玩,最後就沒再出現。98Please respect copyright.PENANAWpxM3LfWPe
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我把這個洗澡洗到不見的際遇說給瑪莉聽,讓她可憐可憐我看要不要介紹托兒所的年輕單身女同事給我。結果她完全不理我。98Please respect copyright.PENANAOCive6SyVM
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其實我也不強求,說實在機動海軍真的太忙,幾乎整年都在海上。隊上有成家或有男女朋友的基本上都分了,誰能忍受另一半長年不在身邊?98Please respect copyright.PENANA7xwqrQLmO4
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所以啦,我早就有終老一生的覺悟。98Please respect copyright.PENANAA8jPq3QZqv
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我們來到市中心的高級商圈,我跟瑪莉說我要買最貴、構造最複雜,可以讓小孩玩到十幾歲的玩具,讓雙胞胎拜倒在舅舅的財力下!98Please respect copyright.PENANAZezTI9yoGR
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瑪莉讓我不要這麼銅臭味,她說小孩不喜歡複雜的東西,而且他們很容易玩膩,買簡單又多樣的玩具就好。98Please respect copyright.PENANAGjjYT97Nrl
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她拿了很多小車模型,又拿了兩組玩具下午茶具說這樣就行。98Please respect copyright.PENANAt64Jp5jr3g
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行個毛!這樣也太無趣了,我於是來到展示櫃,要店員拿店裡最貴的玩具出來!98Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4AZv8jTHn
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店員馬上搬出他們的鎮店之寶,竟然是塔可機器公仔!看著眼前不斷擺動八隻巨大觸手的塔可,我想起之前老大說他賺了一筆小錢,說是授權玩具商製作塔可公仔的抽成,原來就是指這個!98Please respect copyright.PENANAFKmrG9Pw1W
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塔可就不必了,而且這公仔做得是破綻百出,塔可哪是這樣移動的!觸手的伸縮砲也很兩光,要是讓托尼和貝果看到,這兩位完美主義者一定要玩具商改到他們滿意為止!98Please respect copyright.PENANA4sV84iXRqu
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我於是改買同樣很貴的幼童小快艇。瑪莉看到價格連忙要我住手,我要她別慌,拿出皮夾抽出內層的黑卡,用兩指夾住遞給店員。98Please respect copyright.PENANAjmwoDKoei9
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瑪莉興奮地問我那張卡是怎麼回事,難道是什麼特殊人員專用卡?我說不是,就一般信用卡然後樣式是全黑的而已。98Please respect copyright.PENANABnHw8h1g12
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她敲了我的頭,要我給卡方式不要這麼跩!話是這麼說啦,其實卡的額度非常大,畢竟機動海軍啥都沒有,就錢最多。98Please respect copyright.PENANAh2F74p5GiR
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既然都來到高級商圈了,於是我請瑪莉去高級茶廳吃點心。瑪莉抵死不去,要我別浪費錢。98Please respect copyright.PENANARy1fdFUD4U
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看她這麼堅持,我只好調出網路銀行的戶頭給她看,她看到上面的數字時,差點站不穩摔倒!98Please respect copyright.PENANAFB0cerQTFc
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我跟她說海軍不是當假的,機會難得就進去茶廳看看也無妨。但她還是不要,說買街口攤販的甜甜圈吃就好。98Please respect copyright.PENANAYYyCGAXf8h
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因為她很堅持所以我就不勉強她了,我們買了甜甜圈在戶外座位上吃。就在這時,一位西裝筆挺的男人突然過來跟瑪莉搭話。98Please respect copyright.PENANASVcvZ0IymW
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瑪莉看到他當下很驚訝,兩人互相寒暄後開始聊近況。從他們的對話中我隱約察覺到這男的就是瑪莉大二時結交的男友,不知道什麼原因他們分手了,然後現在在這裡再續前緣。98Please respect copyright.PENANAnNqW6BFWSW
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媽蛋咧!可以不要在這裡再續前緣嗎!我邊吃邊偷瞄他們,瑪莉全程眉開眼笑,看到前男友這麼快樂喔?98Please respect copyright.PENANAiYkKrLbzLi
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我在他們講得正開心時,硬是遞了一個甜甜圈給那男的。男人訝異地看著我,可能覺得我給他的甜甜圈有下毒,所以遲遲不接下。98Please respect copyright.PENANA3zVroeXAyZ
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瑪莉終於想起還有我這個人,於是向男人介紹我。原來這男的叫詹姆士,而且還真的是瑪莉前男友。他婉拒我拿了很久的甜甜圈,笑著說他現在在健身,要飲食控制。98Please respect copyright.PENANAhzz6nrTBOQ
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是喔?我也在健身啊,但我還是亂吃一通沒在控制啦!瑪莉讓我去旁邊等,她問完詹姆士一些事就可以走了。98Please respect copyright.PENANAhR9iegOVmS
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我才不等,我這個無敵大電燈泡現在就要自己一個人回家!98Please respect copyright.PENANAhLa2bReOFD
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不知道是不是我的態度太明顯,瑪莉馬上結束跟詹姆士的問候,跟著我離開。98Please respect copyright.PENANAXEWGQ4OGAN
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回家的路上瑪莉跟我解釋她和詹姆士的關係。原來她升上大三那年,詹姆士去美利安學習所以跟她分手。而詹姆士後來也交到女友,兩年前奉子成婚。98Please respect copyright.PENANAXIzert4Kcw
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她說她們之間的共同朋友不少,大家最近正打算辦同學會,所以她想問詹姆士的聯絡方式,僅此而已。98Please respect copyright.PENANA0f9grIlcS8
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說那麼多幹嘛,去辦啊!也不想想剛才完全冷落我,對著前男友笑得跟鬼一樣,現在說什麼都不想鳥妳!98Please respect copyright.PENANAkHraK5sHxY
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瑪莉好奇我為什麼鬧脾氣,誰在鬧媽蛋脾氣?這純粹是感受問題!結果停紅燈時,瑪莉突然握住我放在方向盤上的手,說她是知道孰輕孰重的人,她現在的第一位就是我,所以才會馬上跟我走。98Please respect copyright.PENANA2m9W0xstMU
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看她這樣急著跟我解釋的樣子挺好玩的,我於是撇過頭裝不爽,沒想到她開始輕撫我的手臂,拍拍我的肩甚至還摸我的臉,溫柔地要我別生氣。98Please respect copyright.PENANAwp3t4N4elh
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哇喔這感覺挺新奇的,我本來還想讓她再多安撫幾下,但我最後還是忍不住地笑出來。她看我根本沒怎樣,重擊我手臂一拳要我別耍她!98Please respect copyright.PENANAsGCQJuuEvF
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回到家後,拿到玩具的雙胞胎態度立刻轉變!原本只會尖叫逃亡的芮麗還過來牽我的手!是有沒有這麼現實!亞倫之後也一直纏著我要我抱他,不理他還會哭咧!98Please respect copyright.PENANAP17Uh6BteH
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很好!都臣服在舅舅的貴死人玩具下吧!98Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0UoTraWBe
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