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人生最累的一次捉迷藏!早上開車載媽姊們和雙胞胎去 24 小時營業的椰城購物中心。到達後老媽買了十個萊姆派給我,要我坐在休息區吃順便顧小鬼,她們要去搶購周年慶的商品。106Please respect copyright.PENANADIJolJT39E
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聽到當下直接尖叫!要我顧雙胞胎?我從來沒跟他們獨處過,他們看到我不是逃就是哭,我要怎麼顧?106Please respect copyright.PENANA14rNNQ20wV
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老姊讓我別擔心,她說讓雙胞胎到休息區的兒童球池樂園玩,我只要坐在位子上看著他們就好。106Please respect copyright.PENANA6i39Vot6Cw
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想想好像可行,於是我找了位子坐下,邊吃派邊看雙胞胎玩。106Please respect copyright.PENANAXwYkNS3c0V
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現場有不少男生,大部分都跟我一樣眼神空洞地看著自家小孩。其中一位拿著甜筒馬林糖過來跟我換萊姆派,我們於是聊開。106Please respect copyright.PENANALOUV2OkqL2
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我問他在這裡坐多久了,他竟然說 5 個小時!聽到他說 5 個小時,在場男士立刻比較起來,其中坐最久的居然長達 12 小時!106Please respect copyright.PENANAs1ZA4Rj0HB
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媽蛋誇張啦! 12 小時老兄已經魂魄離體的說他要挑戰這裡的最高紀錄!106Please respect copyright.PENANApH6oHIioJa
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我看向他說的紀錄,不知道是哪位天才留了一塊小白板在角落,上面寫著休息區最長休息時數: 25 小時。106Please respect copyright.PENANAPiVtX27ivF
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如此恐怖的時數讓我馬上打電話給老媽老姊,結果她們完全不接!我又打給瑪莉,總算接起!106Please respect copyright.PENANA6fKe3sZmCV
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我問她買好了沒,她說才正要開始,話還沒說完電話就被姊搶走,兇狠地叫我三個小時後再打來!所以我的紀錄是直接從三小時起跳嗎!106Please respect copyright.PENANAKmTGK1oFRU
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實在太糟了,我看向玩得正嗨的雙胞胎。可憐的小鬼們,你們的奶奶、媽媽和姑姑都拋棄你們了,就剩你們懼怕的舅舅還陪在這裡。106Please respect copyright.PENANAiS9hQSXYsL
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腦袋放空一段時間後,我突然察覺球池只有芮麗,亞倫竟然不見了!106Please respect copyright.PENANAY4DwVslpbD
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我趕緊進去查看,芮麗看到我來嚇得潛入球池不見蹤影。這下雙胞胎全數失蹤!106Please respect copyright.PENANA0CXI0D2Uxe
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我爬進球池找人,還沒站穩就摔倒,人也跟著埋進去!到底是誰發明這種東西,而且球幹嘛放這麼多!106Please respect copyright.PENANAbrOnDpMw6c
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我邊叫雙胞胎的名字邊刨球池前進,刨著刨著就被我刨出其他躲在裡面的小鬼!而且數量超多!106Please respect copyright.PENANAfLeFuvGP60
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你們是在扮蟻獅嗎!小鬼以為我要跟他們玩,紛紛拿小球丟我!雖然不痛但是很火大!106Please respect copyright.PENANAUhWhy3SZfv
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當下太混亂,找雙胞胎的同時還要被小鬼集體攻擊;加上這個球池根本是另類流沙池,走一步陷兩步,腳還被陌生小女孩抱著不放!106Please respect copyright.PENANAKXctLpuvsi
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好不容易爬到球池中央,雙胞胎竟然一起出現在池邊,頭也不回地上岸了!106Please respect copyright.PENANABcoUtj7V19
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我的地獄歡鴿!這麼小就會欺敵戰術嗎!106Please respect copyright.PENANAAVUoana0hG
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就在我被困在地獄球池動彈不得時,瑪莉打來問狀況。我回她「巴拉呼嘎!」就掛斷,掙脫把我當敵人的小鬼,直闖球球彈雨衝上岸抓雙胞胎。106Please respect copyright.PENANAGwoRXM6XHX
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雙胞胎到底跟我有什麼仇!他倆一看到我來,嚇得橫衝直撞!我抓到亞倫的褲角,他竟然金蟬脫殼,光著屁股逃亡!106Please respect copyright.PENANAnPMomlIGyb
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媽蛋喔!我當下各路神祇都求一遍,拜託不要讓亞倫拉出來啊!106Please respect copyright.PENANAXH5pLi1u8o
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情況已然失去控制,我直接放大絕,用大字跪滑壘鋪天蓋地抓回雙胞胎!106Please respect copyright.PENANA4Beal0ucnj
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看戲的路人還很佩服我可以滑得這麼魔幻,還可以轉彎可以停下等人過,然後再繼續滑!106Please respect copyright.PENANAeIQ21chnke
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搞笑嗎!當然是因為我偷偷在小腿上魔方小輪子啦!106Please respect copyright.PENANAGmS4AAowmM
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把哭鬧不停的雙胞胎抓回位上時,竟然看到瑪莉在休息區找我們!天啊我眼淚都快流下來了!106Please respect copyright.PENANAHZeAxJDVt4
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我哀求瑪莉留下,不然就把雙胞胎帶走,別讓我獨自顧他們。106Please respect copyright.PENANA3j9XDOnxTp
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當瑪莉笑著說她會留下時,我差點就要抱她了!她問我電話中說的「巴拉呼嘎」是什麼海軍術語嗎?聽起來很緊急所以她才馬上過來查看。106Please respect copyright.PENANATcXq0PJnTi
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哪裡是什麼術語!那是我隨便亂喊的啦!106Please respect copyright.PENANAIsP78TT7QU
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給我馬林糖的男生和其他人開玩笑地指責我,說我請女友來顧是作弊。我正要回瑪莉不是女友,瑪莉卻很開心地接話,然後反問他們為什麼不能幫男友顧。106Please respect copyright.PENANAoOvp8LHpaj
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雖然用不著跟陌生人解釋這麼多,但瑪莉講得很順口,好像我真的是她男友,讓我當下感覺超怪。106Please respect copyright.PENANA9GG0mP8GHj
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不過她本來就很會捉弄我,小時候常偷吃我的東西不承認。看來即使長大了,本性還是很難改!106Please respect copyright.PENANA5nW92CojZ2
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還有啦,我超想建議培訓所也引進球池和地獄小童到鍛鍊場。這一趟走下來,感覺全身肌肉都鍛鍊到了!106Please respect copyright.PENANAwvJ28znWwx
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