Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mJJYgNa3Y
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvsdm48WMN
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"Bro, just do it!"448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf3KU2hR46
"Nah..."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4scTJV3YY
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkBxq0DFKM
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTFD2AOG4P
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBB2hQwalP
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kIX2GDDeo
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1dO1KPOqO
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlerpPg2Nl
"I said it- that swear word, maths."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mBkr4yQy6
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rNpmLB2Zq
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4BOcoWqhO
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3io25mWJS
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn3h7UlUIM
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gO6An2gTK
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"Hey, what's your d like?"448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPLGGUHBEn
"Can I see your d?"448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinsXFdZrAT
"What, are you scared of my d?"
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