Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8WjHNKv0Q
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpnDxKXfMw
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"Bro, just do it!"571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaRyxcMHwk
"Nah..."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87ZVQGldv2
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyUTARdxBP
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0nVU1kaEX
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTCTmc6Zt4
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhDUlICJHC
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiafGrwIb8
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoNBxxumEb
"I said it- that swear word, maths."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfJVYj8HhL
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVc2Bd8JYXv
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ4BuJqbLs
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHol8KEJgW
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Vlwh8RddD
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZYkwqorNY
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"Hey, what's your d like?"571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaQiwDiXO1
"Can I see your d?"571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltvuLGYFZL
"What, are you scared of my d?"
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