Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj2QPdE71F
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcWJQlWbjS
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"Bro, just do it!"444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp361WUIs3V
"Nah..."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ybOA0gRkX
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHRwtgAHmw
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDwRv1sy7L
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ejGSbV7HC
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej5IoFAuiI
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIV6irM6Dz
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTav8NORpYg
"I said it- that swear word, maths."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar1b7W1oLJ
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXoykRx27d
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte69qcxmF8
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFJkYkCsFy
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqt9X5pTgG
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeurCQSA1PY
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"Hey, what's your d like?"444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1gxvP4yCO
"Can I see your d?"444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyjBXWnEby
"What, are you scared of my d?"
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