Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nUcTiIQhZ
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw8nddfUy6
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"Bro, just do it!"573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuASo2UW6Fm
"Nah..."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MLnih9HSP
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62nfPasbfG
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk1m2GCgRL
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxXEuxMFAa
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtzBnNKJ5z
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId2kLSh9q9
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczKcIGNWGf
"I said it- that swear word, maths."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUU7GKIrgo
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIQtGNvV5G
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Znh3sXqTm
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwP7tj1eno
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Sl6z8Caps
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPDFGG09LY
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"Hey, what's your d like?"573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3taIabm2n
"Can I see your d?"573Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi7j6B2cdV
"What, are you scared of my d?"
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