Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCisFbssHs
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC6jA7JfDM
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"Bro, just do it!"356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ582G737axa
"Nah..."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjb0cJQH4I
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUkg3eclM8
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECrX4cbRGM
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYALqItPad
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUt5f8U44O
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzms1oJ4Wj
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqOiwJSUpZ
"I said it- that swear word, maths."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpclXERpglR
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUy2zfdDcz
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eSx4oAqnY
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyECqUseeg
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvrhXnSk9M
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzrU0cDXj1
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"Hey, what's your d like?"356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhYInzyH8p
"Can I see your d?"356Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Tk0JSclM5
"What, are you scared of my d?"
and then Add to home screen.