Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student184Please respect copyright.PENANAhpytNY1D8w
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer184Please respect copyright.PENANAXIDEHzpcEC
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student184Please respect copyright.PENANAfyRdyK1yci
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1184Please respect copyright.PENANAQOe9aPMKQI
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.184Please respect copyright.PENANAd5mGRIXMa2
*draws a dead person*184Please respect copyright.PENANAfIT0HBr5mB
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"184Please respect copyright.PENANAByqU2HUxNz
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 184Please respect copyright.PENANAtA8wjjJo2V
Cycling? [Silence]184Please respect copyright.PENANAKfYpcMm7Iw
Breathe? [Silence]"184Please respect copyright.PENANAkiWg19B7vl
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"184Please respect copyright.PENANAP4SEegNcf8
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?184Please respect copyright.PENANAkLt3Dp210b
Yes? Yeah, good answer.184Please respect copyright.PENANAVMekHUNwxT
Liar."184Please respect copyright.PENANAfah4SQHp0Q
*circles Algebra*184Please respect copyright.PENANAjh5z4jhwMK
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."184Please respect copyright.PENANAnAn6qcQGwh
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."184Please respect copyright.PENANAI1Kfeuxyb7
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 184Please respect copyright.PENANAkEge4y3Uq6
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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