Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8U9UfdydJ
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR76rduqgEg
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCrbbXreOm
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc12s9gPAw
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWs9x07tYa
*draws a dead person*740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAELsoTJo8N
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOs4Gqox5X
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0XqSKWpiE
Cycling? [Silence]740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWn50NXIdt
Breathe? [Silence]"740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT0lrimuII
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqMzja8gyZ
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAugcbkchD
Yes? Yeah, good answer.740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hl6Os4Sbk
Liar."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahWsEuFvT7
*circles Algebra*740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQwUFBQY3R
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyZsAv9mIE
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UQo3mKbbv
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCwNkorLI8
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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