Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhnWOmlw7v
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RlsEtgDRr
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZGxQd02uM
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjCFRlzDM7
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCnMJyanK4
*draws a dead person*430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhUfzkPNfj
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKl4VLb2fBi
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhglGz53LnZ
Cycling? [Silence]430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAdtHDGoLb
Breathe? [Silence]"430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjc0vnvNNB
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwg8otVBOy
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpIj9LAxA9
Yes? Yeah, good answer.430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsoY7hX0lE
Liar."430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7QPoHO3xA
*circles Algebra*430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g7Z4AYDBx
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡronkoyyoom
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUqYgo1uFv
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv7WMqd8yp
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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