Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student542Please respect copyright.PENANAVVkhWiSLL8
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer542Please respect copyright.PENANAdGYKK70KUe
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student542Please respect copyright.PENANASdVa38GEBq
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1542Please respect copyright.PENANAic9Lu8RBfp
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.542Please respect copyright.PENANAHzbAVJSgZA
*draws a dead person*542Please respect copyright.PENANAOFhQlh9A8b
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"542Please respect copyright.PENANAfeuegbA82D
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 542Please respect copyright.PENANAZoP9cJZGTo
Cycling? [Silence]542Please respect copyright.PENANA4Q9GAl2H3Q
Breathe? [Silence]"542Please respect copyright.PENANA3xOv5WUpL1
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"542Please respect copyright.PENANAXY8WWJ3AQe
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?542Please respect copyright.PENANAa4uUNeoHsG
Yes? Yeah, good answer.542Please respect copyright.PENANA2zUxRODAQn
Liar."542Please respect copyright.PENANAXmTaWtrWsX
*circles Algebra*542Please respect copyright.PENANAUP6eQEAm0n
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."542Please respect copyright.PENANAdhjx5KAOLy
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."542Please respect copyright.PENANAW875Cz7neI
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 542Please respect copyright.PENANA8Of3zDmu27
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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