Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAZrfIrwaF
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfknnjNVDIr
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYc788Ke9S
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1sJ38QDDb
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m9UJqInAk
*draws a dead person*297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRGjD18dsG
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyngWyIHm5S
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYz41daQJTK
Cycling? [Silence]297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8MYGd3Grt
Breathe? [Silence]"297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ayK0ENCnx
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi9DMy213x
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUIP2H6G2B
Yes? Yeah, good answer.297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspdBOWPtxo
Liar."297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9bZu2A7EL
*circles Algebra*297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SYVyIJhOc
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrR5eO7b7gI
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOlPHdIbMI
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoA2vxmoOB
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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