Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student465Please respect copyright.PENANAvPP51L74dX
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer465Please respect copyright.PENANAgy4zlKJT02
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student465Please respect copyright.PENANAWbsZnKj0ap
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1465Please respect copyright.PENANAG1tNU8JQzr
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.465Please respect copyright.PENANAq8GecP8ue9
*draws a dead person*465Please respect copyright.PENANAYtRJPpL5Uh
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"465Please respect copyright.PENANAGrZ1b7zSYu
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 465Please respect copyright.PENANAMqklSgk4xt
Cycling? [Silence]465Please respect copyright.PENANAFwTLA205pd
Breathe? [Silence]"465Please respect copyright.PENANAX3T6kAiRQB
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"465Please respect copyright.PENANAMtNyKcdOKi
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?465Please respect copyright.PENANAhtyQVI8FRP
Yes? Yeah, good answer.465Please respect copyright.PENANAZBf6kLv8Js
Liar."465Please respect copyright.PENANAZj8KRZ1t3h
*circles Algebra*465Please respect copyright.PENANAuGHulbJW0v
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."465Please respect copyright.PENANALv0ShIUnl3
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."465Please respect copyright.PENANAJRRgoDdE05
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 465Please respect copyright.PENANAWx29soRMVZ
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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