Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PcJ7aBQQq
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo0TqLVovx
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbM0weuNEj
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSy7Lt96Bv
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0Lz1USIP1
*draws a dead person*545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAR5xWKc7Z
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfElDd4WwAx
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf26ygioNQV
Cycling? [Silence]545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugvn8gzUaK
Breathe? [Silence]"545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpK7GZa2KD
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5adAADUsSi
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolsTdGn8zs
Yes? Yeah, good answer.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlws079Tuq
Liar."545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrikMB8RJKp
*circles Algebra*545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYqnOZgDxa
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWcRxarVcy
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKQ4yNMgMh
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TW11adFH9
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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