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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠，拜師不？
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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2. 高冷花哥心裡苦947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcibbaZdgoG
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萬花谷，與七秀坊、長歌門同為江湖有名的風雅之地，座落長安以南的群山懸崖絕壁中，需穿過一條隱密隧道方能抵達，正合適作為名士遠離江湖紛爭、官場是非的隱居處，故谷內聚集不少能人異士，舉凡在某領域享有「王」或「聖」之聲名者，多為萬花高人，如：藥王孫思邈、工聖僧一行。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoBGkywz7r
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相傳，萬花谷的武術高深莫測，其醫術更具起死回生之效，為五毒教毒術的剋星，在武林中佔有一席之地。此外，萬花弟子不僅習武學醫，還需琴棋書畫兼備，故不論男女皆透著儒雅之氣。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW27GatlOSw
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「傳泰伊。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClJjixBbDA
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畫聖略抬眼認出前來報到的弟子，遂照慣例遣走所有弟子，再令侍童退去後，清靜的仙跡岩池畔便只剩他們兩人。他拂袖朝桌上的幾卷畫軸一指，肅然道：「先來說說這幾幅畫。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY6l1wXTA7
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不若其他弟子的恭敬應聲，傳泰伊默然上前，面無表情地攤開畫軸，淡聲說起此畫的由來與評鑑，講得是詳實透徹，面面俱到，條理分明，令畫聖大感滿意，遂又進一步點撥，「不錯，此畫確為東晉顧愷之所畫的《洛神賦圖》。翩若驚鴻，宛若游龍……」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOTTTOA3BV
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待七幅畫皆講解完後，畫聖悄然深吸口氣，最令萬花各導師揪心的時刻，終於來了。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YZNyMOElD
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「咳，昨日要你回去臨摹的畫，練得如何？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbI3z9jvx1
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聞言，傳泰伊波紋不動的臉終起一絲變化。畫聖揣揣不安地接過畫作，做足心裡準備後，攤開一看，頓時熱淚盈眶，激動顫聲道：「好，很好，這回該圓的圓了，該直的也終於直了，多年的苦心總算收得些成果，實在欣慰！」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0OyzdR2HG
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只見如絹宣紙上留有大片空白，唯有一朵小花孤身而立，那小花兒還是幾個圓與一條直線組成的簡易畫風，再說直白點，就是個幼兒塗鴉，卻令畫聖感動至此，這要傳了出去，還不笑掉全江湖的大牙？以全才著稱的大萬花子弟居然只會畫朵小花？實在門派之恥啊！947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vPVKYrM7A
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然而，畫聖無奈，書聖亦無奈，琴聖更無奈。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnprz82IyNZ
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說傳泰伊這弟子是百年難得一見的天才，的確不假，論武學、醫術、棋藝，無不一點就通、舉一反三，又廣讀群書，過目不忘，滿腹經綸，思維敏捷，舉凡只需動腦的難題皆能迎刃而解。但他更是千年難得一見的奇才，一到書、畫、琴的實踐操作，那混沌潦草的書寫字跡、那扭曲模糊的筆墨繪畫、那掉拍走調的琴樂音感，無不令三聖淚流滿面，彷彿傳泰伊那雙手只為練武行醫而生。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ808tvk94Sx
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有此極端偏能的天才，萬花谷導師們特地私下議會，覺得此才難得，拋之可惜，又為顧全萬花門面，故而為他量身定作特殊教學，並定下不得公然表演才藝的禁令。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtxUWliH8b
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對於此等待遇，傳泰伊何嘗不也滿腹無奈？但套句無名夫子極犀利中肯的話：「你ㄚ的就是個藝術殘障。」他除了接受這事實外，只得遵從師囑，靠後天長期努力彌補天生缺陷。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TTFdlR4uv
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問他何以如此聽從安排？一個二十又二的大好青年，即便不擅才藝，但憑其他本領，亦能不借萬花之名於外頭闖下一片天地，何苦將大好歲月虛度在這幽靜之谷？947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqUh65xWtp
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答案十分簡單，因為，萬花谷是他在世上唯一的容身之處。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOpQTJoYJF
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江湖分有兩大陣營勢力：浩氣盟、惡人谷。前者以維護浩然正氣為己任，受世人景仰追捧；後者追求逍遙自在不受拘束，又因入惡人谷者多身負罪名，故多被視為行惡之人，尤為浩氣盟所仇視。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUnEN6RfLD
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傳泰伊的父親，傳炩，便是個惡貫滿盈、人見人殺的惡人，其作風卑劣，黑白兩道皆不齒。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqRhqhCKQR
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十一年前，傳炩遭浩氣盟剿滅，玄鏡大師念其子年幼，堅持帶回少林寺欲以佛理感化。然罪人遺子身世難容於世，又興許從小教養所致，性情孤冷封閉，遭同儕排擠甚多，加上傳炩生前結下的仇家時而來擾，令玄鏡大師甚是苦惱，後無名夫子因故拜訪少林，得知此事後，兩人經一番討論，由無名夫子接收孤子，助他在萬花谷遠離塵世的幽林中修心養性，安然長大。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhEcrdLXmv
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「習完課了？」無名夫子懶洋洋地翹著腿，坐在太師椅上看書品茶，一手捲著滑順的鬍鬚，如墨長髮披散在銀灰儒袍上，十分濃密潤澤，令人看不出此人已知命之年。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LIEDwDu3P
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「嗯。」面對這從未另眼待己的前輩，傳泰伊是心懷敬意，儘管對方鮮有個長輩樣。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86uir58BU0
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「那……」無名夫子扔開書冊，吧咂著嘴搓搓手，一雙笑彎的眼饞得要命，「來桌好菜吧，今晚有個小朋友初次來拜訪老夫，可要給人留個好印象，不能怠慢啊，煮越多越好，越多越好。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURdG0pXQhf
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無名夫子雖退隱江湖不問世事，卻仍有故友不時來訪歡聚，故傳泰伊已習慣這突來的宴客，反正他只負責下廚，無須操煩待客之事。不過，煮越多越好？夫子雖嗜美食，卻何時食量變如此之大？947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYoEe3IBRn
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這個疑惑，直到隔日他得知十人份的一桌菜被盡數掃空，都不甚理解。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbK1fOjWqw
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「哇塞！這個走油蹄膀好好吃喔！」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj4LN8UFXj
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「唔唔唔……蔥爆肉丁超棒的啦！」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSarBmWZ8j
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「還有佛跳牆？喔喔！好喝！好好喝！」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ059fbmybSm
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如餓鬼撲食般大啖一頓後，苗貝兒這才拍拍肚皮打了個飽嗝，美滋滋幻想肚內這些營養助他增高長肌的美景，滿足感慨：「原來無名伯伯的手藝這麼好，一點都不輸給蔥花哥。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlY2fvqd3z
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明白他指的是那位以灑蔥花為名的同門弟子邵匆化，無名夫子揚起也吃得油亮的嘴嘿嘿笑道：「這些都不是老夫做的，小貝兒可要崇拜錯人啦。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVkvNjlnsS
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「咦？別人做的嗎？」苗貝兒好奇東張西望，卻不見其他人，「那他怎麼不來一起吃呀？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9sp7AfUp2
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「那孩子孤僻……」無名夫子頓了頓，眼神閃爍道：「又內向怕生，便自個兒躲房裡吃了。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhO2S63xLJ
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「可是一個人吃飯不會很寂寞嗎？」苗貝兒想像那場景就覺得淒涼。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscoTDevLw3
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「是啊，他那個心裡苦，他不肯說唷……」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D8J6hKIDD
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無名夫子唉聲嘆氣地抹抹眼角，聲淚俱下地說著房中孤子多可憐多委屈多嚮往陽光卻因害羞而交不到朋友等等，聽得苗貝兒也不禁一把鼻涕一把眼淚，直拍胸脯保證自己願做第一個對孤子敞開胸懷擁抱光明的朋友，讓無名夫子立刻泛起真心感動的淚光。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3kgm6fwbU
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「好孩子，好貝兒，老夫不過誇大了些，你竟為他心疼哭泣，不枉老夫如此疼你。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQcK4mGE6V
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「嗄？不是啊，我是不小心咬到塞在牙縫裡的花椒啦，嗚嗚嗚，好辣喔。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9rnrdUhoD
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無名夫子從未想過，自己一時的惡作劇竟會造就一段緣分。傳泰伊也從未想過，自己竟會如此突然地遇到一個擅闖界線的小混蛋，從此再沒過清靜的一刻。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCeg3Y4PP2
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完成了每日早課，傳泰伊獨自來到落星湖附近，坐在最高的一棵紫藍花樹下，靜靜研讀秘笈《太素九針》。同為四大治療門派的萬花谷，亦分兩種心法：治療心法《離經易道》與攻擊心法《花間游》。這《太素九針》即《離經易道》裡療傷救命的重要醫術，正是他最投注心力的領域，自是看得全神貫注，因而無視了空中由遠而近的呼聲，畢竟那像極孩童嘻鬧的吵雜，從來都引不起他的興趣。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeP2fI0Cm62
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「哇啊！哪來的大鵰……咦？飛、飛錯方向了，這是哪啊？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphjydDLc5A
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異常的空氣流動急速襲來，傳泰伊察覺頂上枝椏躁動，遂即聚內力於指尖以見機出招。誰知，風勢瞬轉，落花遽增，令他本能以書冊稍作遮擋，如此一頓，情勢便朝他未預料處發展。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IFqktsaqm
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「呀！要撞到啦！救命啊啊啊啊——」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04T0mhBIwv
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只見一粉嫩身影揮舞飄飄衣袖，於漫天紫藍花雨中直飛而來，傳泰伊本欲起身閃躲，卻聞那稚嫩呼聲的驚慌無助，稍有猶豫，便讓來人以迅雷不及掩耳之勢撞進懷裡，下巴亦隨之一痛。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmJu884J4B
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「唔！」傳泰伊臉色微青地瞪向粗莽之人，被撞疼的嘴有一絲血味，心中難免不悅，卻在目光觸及對方面容時，竟為那靈燦星目有一瞬恍神，隨即歸於平靜。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63NHaJgXjA
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「嗚……痛……」苗貝兒揉著額間，抬頭對上冷然的注視，方想起自己的連連出糗，便羞得兩頰一紅，結結巴巴道：「對、對、對不起，我不是故意的，我、我、我剛……剛是在……」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fqy0Y3661
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又是一道席捲落星湖畔的清風，吹起朵朵飄花，也吹起兩人髮絲。視線撩亂，苗貝兒下意識眨了眨眼，待風止後，才看清眼前人的樣貌，慌亂無措的話語便是一頓。隨後他挺直胸膛，似為遮掩方才窘態地正聲道：「在研究萬花谷的空氣品質才順風勢降落，絕非不小心摔倒！」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCIa1KIVCv
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傳泰伊無語，半晌後冷聲道：「下去。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDMCg1R27z
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「喔。」見他沒質問打算，苗貝兒鬆了口氣，連忙摸摸鼻子爬起身，未多有言語。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyvlJuT0z1
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傳泰伊以為這人在冷臉冷語下會自覺沒趣地離開，遂拾起落在地上的書冊繼續研讀。誰知，苗貝兒稍轉個身後，竟直接坐在他身側，支起臉頰，專注地投以欲言又止的視線。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamREf9QoUn
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如此過了約一盞茶時間，終於有人決定打破沈默。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rmaK4Q9cK
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「有事？」傳泰伊依然看著書淡聲問道。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqO9GHCGS7
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「嗯，有啊！」苗貝兒用力點點頭，目光越發精神。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstQuid8t29
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等了片刻，仍未聞下一句，傳泰伊只得暫且移動視線，回以無聲注視，苗貝兒這才揚起略尷尬的乾笑道：「呵呵，我迷路了啦。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYetQgyjIa
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傳泰伊沈默，見這人不知何故又只說一半話，便不耐地微蹙眉再問：「去哪？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1wPxb9MSM
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「嘻！」苗貝兒似惡作劇得逞地笑了聲，才手舞足蹈地開了話匣子，「一個叫『千雞割』的地方，據說那裡養了很多長怪怪頭的雞腳飄來飄去喔，名字好像是叫什麼『餛飩鐵滷』，大概是準備宰來包餛飩吧，不知味道如何，你知道在哪嗎？有吃過嗎？好吃嗎？還聽說那裡的主人好厲害……」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmquiy3ooYA
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傳泰伊再次沈默。難道自己對萬花谷有如此不瞭解而無法理解這人的問題？何以他待了十一年，竟不知谷裡養有此等另類雞種？他百思不得其解，直到「司徒一一」這名字傳入耳裡，才在稍愣過後面色鐵青地問：「司徒一一的千機閣？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiqMHXcaN3
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「對呀對呀！就是那裡！」苗貝兒興奮地張大期待雙眼，「所以你吃過嗎？好不好吃呀？無名伯伯說那裡的『雞腳』很棒喔，不過為什麼要叫千雞閣不叫雞腳閣啊？感覺更好吃說！」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTr6HI5Bjg
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傳泰伊忍了又忍，終是按捺不住額上青筋道：「機・甲。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbkIhkVpMU
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機甲，即機關術下的產物，行動自如似有生命，卻由精巧的機關運轉操作，其功能小從修理物品，大至武裝攻防，極其廣泛。第一機甲師的工聖僧一行即是萬花谷的代谷主，而司徒一一為爭奪第一名聲而在萬花谷建立千機閣，因此，萬花機甲亦天下聞名，豈知，卻讓一個小毛頭曲解成了——947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9CWD29ucz
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「雞鴨？鴨肉我也喜歡吃。」苗貝兒吞了吞口水。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAKm5ok79c
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此刻，傳泰伊陷入極深的兩難境界：究竟他是否該糾正此人觀念？947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dA2V5bLHZ
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一向冷淡寡言的他不喜與人來往，自是不願與對方多有交集，然而，好好一個千機閣莫名成了養雞場，縱然他對維護萬花聲譽之事不甚執著，卻也實在是可忍孰不可忍。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrOcTrpZdY
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他默然打量苗貝兒的裝扮，雖面容秀麗稚氣，嫩嗓清亮，雌雄難辨，但毫無起伏的平板胸膛仍顯明了性別，而生為男孩卻一身似姑娘的紅袖薄絹霓裳，背上一對精美的雕花雙劍，腰間並繫桃紅羽扇，實與一般男兒形象大不同。他雖未出江湖，卻能依據所讀所學認出對方定是七秀坊弟子，加上方才對話提及無名伯伯，看來此人便是無名夫子的小訪客。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFxhOpDYEN
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門派間互有弟子來訪並非罕事，但為免造成門派誤會嫌隙，該有的待客之道仍不可怠忽。思及此，傳泰伊立刻做出折衷決定，「非食物也，閣下親自一看便知，可乘落星湖的羽墨雕前往。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEc6IIDB4S
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「啊，不是吃的啊？」苗貝兒失望地鼓起臉，起身往傳泰伊所指的湖間小島望了望，便又蹲坐回去，恢復期待神情，繼續丟出一連串的話。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5KE57pFq6
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「那你知道萬花谷還有什麼好吃的啊？我覺得你們萬花人的廚藝都好好喔！像蔥花哥就很厲害，還有無名伯伯家的食物也超棒的，是不是因為你們谷裡有什麼特別食材呀？我現在也在努力練廚藝呢，對了，你認識蔥花哥和無名伯伯嗎？他們也都是萬花谷的人喔，我這次就是來找無名伯伯的，可惜蔥花哥他有事暫時不回谷，我就自己一個人來玩了，啊對，忘了先說，我叫苗貝兒，你叫什麼名字啊？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6XD6yMIsB
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這人問題真多。傳泰伊不知該先回答哪句，也不願攬下這待客煩事，便索性道：「不知。」語畢，他將注意力放回書冊，表示自己不願再多談。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7yo9lVky0
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「你也不知道啊？」苗貝兒理解地點點頭，伸手輕拍傳泰伊的肩膀，一副同是天涯淪落人的口吻說：「沒關係，知之為知之，不知為不知，總之千萬不能不吃。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNiqjsc6dG
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傳泰伊徹底不理解這思維了，反正熱臉貼冷屁股總會被冷走，遂決心繼續研讀醫書。豈知，他實在太小瞧這七秀孩子的功力了。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgQLNT7n4r
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「所以你叫什麼名字啊？你在看什麼啊？好像好難懂喔。」苗貝兒不但沒因冷臉退怯，竟還伸出食指輕戳傳泰伊的手臂不斷發問，問到沒其他好問了，就持續重複同一句話。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxYx8ALi2V
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「你叫什麼名字啊？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpKRMM9rb8
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「你叫什麼名字啊？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HjaqV5LRN
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「你叫什麼名字啊？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9Gqf49URN
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「你叫什麼名字啊？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjitCNQu26H
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每問一句，手指便戳一下，毫無停歇跡象，戳得一向淡定的人再也淡定不了了。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlguPuiJcYY
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「傳・泰・伊，我叫傳泰伊！」傳泰伊已感腦充血。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRUNS4hpuz
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「傳泰伊？你就是傳泰伊？那個萬花怪怪奇人？喔耶！我真的找到了！」沒想到會幸運遇到久仰之人，苗貝兒立刻興奮地舉手歡呼，爾後才滿臉疑惑地偏頭問：「咦？你怎麼突然臉黑黑的？是吃到墨汁了嗎？果然人不能看太久的書呀。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkxMyxAQ1p
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