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段子大會
ENTRY #6
Author: 咖洨
Published:
Jan 31, 2023
段子大會
Published:
Jan 31, 2023
ENTRY #6
所謂的廚藝
Author: 咖洨
Published:
Jan 31, 2023
1 Min Read
308 Words
No Plagiarism!GfCHAfIT9AaNXHjeF0jZposted on PＥNAＮＡ

今晚決定試做一樣菜。

老公掏錢購買食材（暗自想像大餐的畫面）。

老婆見狀食材全買回一樣樣的處理，開心的哼起歌，構思一下菜餚的樣子。

老公坐在客廳觀看著廚房的動靜，內心滿懷期待。

過了一個多小時，廚房傳來各式各樣的雜音，心裡頭的小小期待越發膨脹，頓時，飄來一股香味，暗自竊喜老婆終於弄出一道菜了。

老婆弄的一身髒、興沖沖走出廚房，端上一盤煮了一個多小時的好料。

白淨的磁盤裡，裝著混有五顏六色的菜餚，看不出來是什麼形體的菜餚，湊近一聞，一股淡淡的焦味和難以形容的視覺感。

「別顧著看，老娘親自下廚快點嚐一口。」

老公猶豫了一下，鼓起勇氣拿起筷子一嚐……腸胃霎時感到一陣翻騰，強忍著嘔吐感，對著老婆硬擠出一抹堅硬的微笑。

那一夜，趁著老婆追劇時，趕緊抱著馬桶催吐。

老婆不會下廚，千萬別跟命過不去，暗黑料理真的好暗黑。

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