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段子大會
ENTRY #7
Author: 清夢
Published:
Jan 31, 2023
段子大會
Published:
Jan 31, 2023
ENTRY #7
和姐姐鬥嘴鬥出來的段子
Author: 清夢
Published:
Jan 31, 2023
1 Min Read
204 Words
No Plagiarism!KvIBroNtxZOhRMRrejYsposted on PＥNAＮＡ

1.

我：還好有多看一眼，讓我不至於像個傻子再去開一瓶（牛奶）。

姐姐：你就算看了那一眼還是改變不了你是傻子的事實。

我：遺傳的，沒辦法。

姐姐：我懷疑你在暗諷我

我：並不完全是，我除了暗諷你還明諷咱爸

2.

我：欸我剛剛看到一個鬼故事是說冥婚的，我們家旁邊不是好幾片墳地嗎？（大肚山墓園寶塔、東海公墓還有一堆田裡的亂葬崗，我家後面是軍營，裡面有東西。）

姐姐：你一個女的怕什麼，再說誰要娶妳啊。

我：珍妮馬過分，果然是親姐

姐姐：啊不然如果真的撿到紅包就把它丟進功德箱裡讓神明和祂硬碰硬。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t7rejDbD4

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