唐僧师徒三众,不一日走过黄风岭。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFNwEe9J6El
季节交替,历夏经秋。57Please respect copyright.PENANAY5vFkoiqyl
这一日,正行处,只见一条大河,汹涌澎湃,拦住西去之路。57Please respect copyright.PENANANFPjLDRpnW
忽见岸上有一石碑,石碑上有3个大字:流沙河。57Please respect copyright.PENANABpulattOUt
唐僧骑在马上,面对着翻滚的河水,看了又看,看了又看。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAzF7GTWwrO
八戒:师父,快到中午了。我们要在午饭前渡过去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAA2A8fPAuL9
悟空:八戒,师父骑着马,站得高一点,看的远一点。他老人家在找渡船。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdecp4P9BW5
唐僧:不,不。我出生在定都内陆的东土大唐,一直没东去,没看过海。我本打算东行一次,看看东海,却肩负起西去取经的重任。为师看这么久,能看到一望无际、波涛汹涌的大河,也等于看到海的样子。57Please respect copyright.PENANAljhZEx7Kz4
八戒:师父,我们先渡过去,吃个午饭,吃饱喝足,我们一起看。57Please respect copyright.PENANATGjF1OgGg9
唐僧:我刚刚目测水的宽度。等我们渡过去,别人晚饭也吃完了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAhuM806PR8w
八戒:老猪我饿了。有快一点的渡河方法吗?57Please respect copyright.PENANAjl2lYYdHmP
悟空:师父,弟子背你飞过河,保证在午饭前到达对岸。57Please respect copyright.PENANALrwE90lFtr
唐僧:悟空,一路上你从没背我飞。我们过山吃山,过岭吃岭。这次遇到水,我们过水吃水。你不能背我飞过去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQOeMhu19oi
八戒:吃水能吃饱?57Please respect copyright.PENANA0gbqwyPKhM
悟空递给唐僧一瓢水。57Please respect copyright.PENANA9VknqBZGxu
悟空:师父是口渴想喝水。来,师父,喝吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANA03v8uxYSqn
唐僧:徒弟,为师说的过水吃水,是指吃水里的鱼、虾、螃蟹等,吃水里的水货。57Please respect copyright.PENANAZOO1GfwR2R
悟空、八戒、沙僧开始流口水。57Please respect copyright.PENANAiEH9tgofOI
唐僧:悟空,你以后别再说背我飞过什么,我会拒绝你。取经路上,每一个地方的每一种货,我要吃个遍。57Please respect copyright.PENANAICjDcZpXSr
悟空:师父,你的拒绝,弟子完全接受。弟子愿和师父步行取经,在取经路上,和师父走一路、吃一路。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4eageNsIhD
八戒:师兄,在我入队前,你和师父一路吃了很多好吃的吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANA1SuduwAmq3
悟空:是滴。57Please respect copyright.PENANAY6rPhlk3z7
唐僧:不,不。准确的说,是在你们2个入队前,我,一路吃了很多好吃的。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJVAlI6kQy5
3人正在论吃,只听水声一响,河水翻滚,从水里钻出一个染着红发的妖怪。57Please respect copyright.PENANAzPNesAPQFR
红发妖:谁?是谁在我饥饿的时候大声论吃?!57Please respect copyright.PENANA0qiI95eEhJ
八戒:你哪位?我们也处于饥饿状态。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbw9dXLA79r
红发妖:我已经处于超饥饿状态。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3nviwnlAvc
八戒:现在中午了,你饿,回家做饭吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQRhQqKhI7y
悟空:这位已是超饥饿,建议就近吃便当。57Please respect copyright.PENANAUIbhADufRI
妖怪的红发,吸引唐僧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2dsETQwDZ
唐僧:大兄弟,你是本地的?57Please respect copyright.PENANAEPKQzYIk5o
红发妖:嗯。57Please respect copyright.PENANAP34sOa5MUi
唐僧:河里有没有鱼?57Please respect copyright.PENANAOWLJP9JZud
红发妖:有。这条河叫流沙河,含沙量高。生活在水里的鱼,都是沙鱼,不能吃。57Please respect copyright.PENANABCwwsZ48Ft
唐僧:你说的是沙丁鱼吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAf8NYd7urdC
红发妖:是沙鱼,名字没有丁字。57Please respect copyright.PENANAf8EUe0zCBc
唐僧:沙鱼也是鱼,你先凑活着吃,别饿肚子。你已超饥饿。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0lztZs6vn8
红发妖:其实,沙鱼能吃。57Please respect copyright.PENANAsgxRRsYHoM
唐僧:你刚说不能吃。57Please respect copyright.PENANAIIxNRZsAKw
红发妖:一开始,我吃不下。自从吃了第一个,我开始吃第二个,第三个……慢慢的,我适应、习惯、进化,能吃体内含沙的沙鱼。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtvgifoz6Lo
唐僧:你进化用了多长时间?57Please respect copyright.PENANAUiPwu1vyAg
红发妖:我一夜没睡,第二天成功进化。57Please respect copyright.PENANAo3Zd8sSJvi
八戒:师父,今天过不去河,我们吃沙鱼,也要进化了。57Please respect copyright.PENANABz2khvofzA
悟空开始看八戒。57Please respect copyright.PENANAs9EYf8uWL8
八戒:看什么?57Please respect copyright.PENANAvBZ2Pmttvo
悟空:你一头猪会进化成什么?57Please respect copyright.PENANAMPhe4Ua4T8
八戒:你一只猴子会进化成什么?57Please respect copyright.PENANAt61rd6yYor
唐僧:你一头红发,也是进化的?57Please respect copyright.PENANAThfK1weCaE
红发妖:错。我头发是———染红的。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjssex2OkGk
唐僧:喔,用什么染料?你的头发,由发根到发梢,柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。57Please respect copyright.PENANAfbfojGSg61
红发妖:每次吃完鱼,我用鱼血染发。57Please respect copyright.PENANA7oeDs5JwUB
唐僧:好染料,纯天然。我也想染个发。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOpZ214XzXe
悟空:师父,我们做和尚的没头发,染什么发呀?57Please respect copyright.PENANAoskyzj6vyv
唐僧:住口!我从东土大唐到这到现在,已有半年,我的头发,现在已经有6寸多长。57Please respect copyright.PENANAP9KPb8yABp
唐僧把头上的帽子一扔,露出6寸长的长发,迎风飘扬。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQNvOkaQKdH
八戒:师父,你留长发,看着好帅。57Please respect copyright.PENANAUfhzIXs9JR
唐僧:精确的表述应是,我留长发,不戴帽子,看着好帅。57Please respect copyright.PENANAlqQc5PjqUe
悟空:师父,你想染发?先问问他染发材料的安全性。57Please respect copyright.PENANAe3RoLUsfoF
红发妖:安全性?我用好几年了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbH4nrqEmFf
悟空:红发大哥,你在鱼血里面,加没加其他东西?57Please respect copyright.PENANAH9yqw2kgrv
红发妖:加了河水中的泥沙。57Please respect copyright.PENANA55c2y8ARm1
悟空:这泥沙可是染发的重要配料。染发时,泥沙和头发间发生摩擦,才使头发柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。57Please respect copyright.PENANAcej3HeVowo
几个正在讨论头发,只见空中出现一朵祥云,长发垂肩的观音,出现在空中。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKCzcet5dd4
观音:谁?是谁在讨论头发?57Please respect copyright.PENANAydMogEH2Mt
悟空:姐姐。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdjRy0mKjE6
唐僧:大姐。57Please respect copyright.PENANAs6udQgH36u
观音:是你们。57Please respect copyright.PENANAI7YaiWFH5k
唐僧:是我们。57Please respect copyright.PENANAvSBODhgLQ2
观音收了祥云,看到红发妖满头红红的长发。57Please respect copyright.PENANAiEuxVIVaou
观音:你的头发好好!这么有光泽,丝丝分明,洁净柔顺。你怎么护理的?57Please respect copyright.PENANAawgSljwBAr
红发妖:泥沙。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6P9TRbyJTD
观音:泥沙?57Please respect copyright.PENANAzhoU57f8UV
悟空:姐姐,这位大哥的头发,用河里的泥沙做辅料,运用物理学原理,染出这么好的头发。57Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ld37HXF2d
观音:喔喔。泥沙能染出这么好的头发?我居住的南海,海里有海沙,回去我使用海沙做辅料,染的头发,肯定比这个好。57Please respect copyright.PENANAs8G7aWi8T5
唐僧:大姐,你这是去哪?57Please respect copyright.PENANABX3AvfXQ2j
观音:我刚刚洗了头发,南海的水蒸气太多,头发干的慢。我飞来飞去,吹干一下。飞到这,听到你们讨论头发,被你们的话题吸引。57Please respect copyright.PENANA51SUZLQf5P
红发妖:这位姐姐,水蒸气能保湿头发。洗发后,头发最好别吹风,让头发在阴凉处自然晾干。57Please respect copyright.PENANANPcsLzKBkc
观音:嗯嗯。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6TAI5zHdaX
唐僧:红发兄弟,我们几个是西天取经的,一路上风吹日晒,头发容易受损。我邀请你加入我们,路上你做我们的护发师,你觉得怎样?57Please respect copyright.PENANAzBxiNLzrxX
观音:三藏,我也想邀请他,做我的护发师呢。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPETAIyK8rd
红发妖:姐姐,你的头发很好,没必要请护发师。你找个发型师,即可。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbuzh4u4LG1
观音:是吗?那你,跟着三藏他们,西天取经去吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAj3SUFMNW5J
红发妖:谢谢观音大师点化。57Please respect copyright.PENANAigKRq8IPnj
唐僧:红发兄弟,你叫什么名字?57Please respect copyright.PENANAACAMhTyW0o
红发妖:师父,我是你的第三个徒弟沙僧,负责挑担子的那个……57Please respect copyright.PENANAb8nF6htZAm
唐僧:噢,我想起来了!沙僧,这是你的2师兄猪八戒,这是你的大师兄孙悟空。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbWMO832hNp
唐僧做了介绍。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXQgkX6eL2f
唐僧:悟净,这河怎么过?你有法子吗?57Please respect copyright.PENANASholQuWZeT
沙僧:我使个独家避水咒,我们游过去。57Please respect copyright.PENANASLolq8woi7
唐僧:这么宽的河,游过去,很累。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6qFfmVmIx0
悟空:师父,我们走一路、吃一路的,应该锻炼一下。57Please respect copyright.PENANAzIbYu4jlpO
唐僧:好的。只吃不锻炼,还没到达西天,吃的就走不动了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAv2lokSUrwg
沙僧:我提醒你们,我每天在河里洗澡、洗衣服、洗头发,还在河里大小便。57Please respect copyright.PENANATqGQ4tVxmv
唐僧:额。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGCIa3u3p4M
沙僧:师父,我的日常行为,是在深水进行。我们浮在水面游过去,没影响。但,千万别向深处游。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOYcVXzgSJ4
唐僧:嗯嗯。57Please respect copyright.PENANAV0nvEBIZAU
观音:你们过河吧,我去寻找我的发型师。57Please respect copyright.PENANAgk3zV0cYuS
师徒四人辞别观音,渡河而去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAS86FaGGSfa
57Please respect copyright.PENANAwnylezsuvh
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