轟——!81Please respect copyright.PENANAkOtaDnc1cG
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)81Please respect copyright.PENANA7JL6nCavZi
(天庭)81Please respect copyright.PENANA9a5HxRLKnn
(靈霄殿)81Please respect copyright.PENANASAfLlkMOvK
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)81Please respect copyright.PENANAobypppXR66
傳令官:報——!!!81Please respect copyright.PENANAM5VtERLonC
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)81Please respect copyright.PENANAMArsppq0Di
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。81Please respect copyright.PENANAQGfzBOiL0K
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。81Please respect copyright.PENANAxtlQ4mD9m4
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)81Please respect copyright.PENANAiEwK6JcegY
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)81Please respect copyright.PENANALR29aKrlpm
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!81Please respect copyright.PENANAyq3WQKS40P
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)81Please respect copyright.PENANAWWpS5klUhh
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。81Please respect copyright.PENANAWMUGNEADxW
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。81Please respect copyright.PENANAcxxw1kSmo2
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……81Please respect copyright.PENANAAnKIaG25ZB
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。81Please respect copyright.PENANA1zIkUOr4qo
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。81Please respect copyright.PENANA8mCsFutgyl
玉帝:算你小子聰明!81Please respect copyright.PENANAqWeCa8UniS
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。81Please respect copyright.PENANAK5gqtIWKi6
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。81Please respect copyright.PENANAAmD5ikKHHp
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!81Please respect copyright.PENANAvoT5oFv3lQ
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。81Please respect copyright.PENANA4wgcDhtHZ5
玉帝:真有你小子的!81Please respect copyright.PENANAz06WNqERKL
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。81Please respect copyright.PENANAV72kfGktD2
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。81Please respect copyright.PENANAlxVXYkALmB
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。81Please respect copyright.PENANARpongXDgiF
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。81Please respect copyright.PENANAR1aBW3hABt
玉帝:都給我住口!81Please respect copyright.PENANAXNjwRDLGkq
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?81Please respect copyright.PENANA6uL2ANqPPP
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。81Please respect copyright.PENANAWzOdZbUk3w
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!81Please respect copyright.PENANAI5yfcMlurM
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。81Please respect copyright.PENANAp5Z2Jal1Nr
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???81Please respect copyright.PENANAmJatd7V1Oc
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈81Please respect copyright.PENANAk6KfDcDd1J
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)81Please respect copyright.PENANANZ6DymeuKA
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)81Please respect copyright.PENANAagShqJjGrx
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成81Please respect copyright.PENANA7UOMOAsyaE
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)81Please respect copyright.PENANAPS40xl8Qwo
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)81Please respect copyright.PENANAYQ89OXVthB
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)81Please respect copyright.PENANAtVtIYfrhOz
元猴:幹嘛?81Please respect copyright.PENANAsHw1EcRkGk
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?81Please respect copyright.PENANAgNizhZI4YB
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?81Please respect copyright.PENANA60lFEHPQgN
通背猿猴:可以。81Please respect copyright.PENANAmHicBNOldk
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)81Please respect copyright.PENANAoqfDS32UHY
元猴:你要幹嘛?81Please respect copyright.PENANAthRb0uf8yW
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。81Please respect copyright.PENANAl92ZuWm0P1
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。81Please respect copyright.PENANAALgJKApP5u
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?81Please respect copyright.PENANAp8uxlceqja
元猴:說來話長。81Please respect copyright.PENANAQmfML6i9ZN
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。81Please respect copyright.PENANAQaHjKD9nji
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?81Please respect copyright.PENANA0JkbLpl6wj
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?81Please respect copyright.PENANAHdlmnpJ7qA
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~81Please respect copyright.PENANA6sz07IYtoy
通背猿猴:嗯……81Please respect copyright.PENANAExZtITwPyW
元猴:一不小心就有了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAajQaqulZ3U
通背猿猴:啊。81Please respect copyright.PENANAJWNOHWjuba
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)81Please respect copyright.PENANA7SJCoP2WW0
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!81Please respect copyright.PENANAzC6wZWMO4c
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)81Please respect copyright.PENANAanzbwkcICR
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……81Please respect copyright.PENANAXzM8kpILaB
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)81Please respect copyright.PENANAFHyGtpSPuO
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?81Please respect copyright.PENANANiDuSdVUCD
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!81Please respect copyright.PENANATsUWH6RvWW
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?81Please respect copyright.PENANA2xcZSrm4Je
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?81Please respect copyright.PENANA3qtd8vdaOo
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。81Please respect copyright.PENANAyjnKIWT9Fa
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。81Please respect copyright.PENANAOp47jBpYC2
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?81Please respect copyright.PENANABtJCQRuGFR
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。81Please respect copyright.PENANAKivOgJRHmY
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?81Please respect copyright.PENANARpMYbcdHch
(眾猴不語)81Please respect copyright.PENANA7zYhRfgHW3
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!81Please respect copyright.PENANAf5BE9fJt15
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)81Please respect copyright.PENANAaRFUAC2xee
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?81Please respect copyright.PENANAxEepoE334d
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?81Please respect copyright.PENANAx5Bu0smmpF
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以81Please respect copyright.PENANAYQLV7AzDRQ
過了一會兒。81Please respect copyright.PENANA4TZp3amhv7
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。81Please respect copyright.PENANAcJlu0vJ074
元猴:我有個要求。81Please respect copyright.PENANArY9lhpI3Os
通背猿猴:說。81Please respect copyright.PENANA0UvAln52T7
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。81Please respect copyright.PENANADIvOYAHemH
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?81Please respect copyright.PENANANHzRUJGkWx
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?81Please respect copyright.PENANAwr34LKwnDy
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!81Please respect copyright.PENANAbHo6AvmzmS
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……81Please respect copyright.PENANAJjfBoG9cfz
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!81Please respect copyright.PENANA8NQikzYObO
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)81Please respect copyright.PENANA5QeILuEhSH
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)81Please respect copyright.PENANAD6CzerbXrl
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?81Please respect copyright.PENANAmiAAQEMt4x
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)81Please respect copyright.PENANAB58PrRMAek
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。81Please respect copyright.PENANAnUu0lKxIi2
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、81Please respect copyright.PENANAG4iDdbMSI8
石床、石凳……)81Please respect copyright.PENANAJY0owdXgiQ
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?81Please respect copyright.PENANAFMuGMSLKz4
(洞外)81Please respect copyright.PENANAb9tcEuugfN
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?81Please respect copyright.PENANAKKhuo1CARA
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。81Please respect copyright.PENANADa7t5iTnb8
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)81Please respect copyright.PENANAOmH7YSEaTA
通背猿猴:有飛碟!81Please respect copyright.PENANA7hQhLRgQVq
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)81Please respect copyright.PENANAattaF4IwtE
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………81Please respect copyright.PENANAuHbi5m0pid
元猴:這個……81Please respect copyright.PENANA1cAjFtYKiJ
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!81Please respect copyright.PENANATbEVM2w73s
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……81Please respect copyright.PENANAXHf7n43Ifn
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?81Please respect copyright.PENANAedPcyhyEQu
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?81Please respect copyright.PENANATPJpmp5SrL
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!81Please respect copyright.PENANAtTuhs4XtVd
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3wyAmrsut
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?81Please respect copyright.PENANA6jDbbO0xfU
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!81Please respect copyright.PENANAuwfyRB9GQp
眾猴:拜見大王!81Please respect copyright.PENANAKO0W7vSbEA
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)81Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9ww1XD3jG
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……81Please respect copyright.PENANAfKWrUjQi47
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。81Please respect copyright.PENANAMtjldo8Krf
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。81Please respect copyright.PENANAUX1UlvHLNA
猴王:可以這麽說。81Please respect copyright.PENANAIzdQAmSspR
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。81Please respect copyright.PENANAWYvlBkbFWY
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。81Please respect copyright.PENANAWmTvuLTS4V
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!81Please respect copyright.PENANALSVeg5YOHY
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?81Please respect copyright.PENANAw2wU8HCpM5
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?81Please respect copyright.PENANATbqQD6zKnM
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!81Please respect copyright.PENANAalQ5qbZEaK
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)81Please respect copyright.PENANADp3xh1ZZpp
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)81Please respect copyright.PENANAjVxg3kPWqD
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)81Please respect copyright.PENANAfCEPDu5Kiv
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!81Please respect copyright.PENANAvjNGVzPIld
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。81Please respect copyright.PENANA8zLQgHv0AU
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。81Please respect copyright.PENANAKXV83JtA8x
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。81Please respect copyright.PENANAXbA4KVEFu8
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。81Please respect copyright.PENANACrsWRwOdwN
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!81Please respect copyright.PENANAHPzmyNes4B
猴王:美猴王?81Please respect copyright.PENANAYpob8AgQMj
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………81Please respect copyright.PENANAPqu8rIt7uj
猴王:隨你們的便啦。81Please respect copyright.PENANAiCb5KnUYN6
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!81Please respect copyright.PENANAqUt8UbO805
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!81Please respect copyright.PENANAUZhA7wxERl
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!81Please respect copyright.PENANAItIGJPaLch
…………81Please respect copyright.PENANAzR0yrfQ0hX
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)81Please respect copyright.PENANA7i8KMjfLYI
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?81Please respect copyright.PENANA0HTmwiLsAg
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAcyd2sNgJjc
美猴王:你貴姓?81Please respect copyright.PENANAwPNYtuXX8w
通背猿猴:姓通。81Please respect copyright.PENANATDv7E3EEJJ
美猴王:名字?81Please respect copyright.PENANACOFdqrg8Su
通背猿猴:背。81Please respect copyright.PENANAbtQF8QHkhQ
美猴王:背什麽?81Please respect copyright.PENANA9bAmMEzD0I
通背猿猴:只有一個背。81Please respect copyright.PENANAjuHuj4mFBu
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?81Please respect copyright.PENANA1NwGK9hbn7
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!81Please respect copyright.PENANAMBXRg69Pn8
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)81Please respect copyright.PENANAUDjJj12T0o
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)81Please respect copyright.PENANAiMlAEF7zYZ
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!81Please respect copyright.PENANABkaBhwcGjz
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?81Please respect copyright.PENANAVpqkyKPgQT
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAvE7xN2g1HY
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)81Please respect copyright.PENANAJe7TFQAru7
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)81Please respect copyright.PENANA6gN1UzkuqC
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)81Please respect copyright.PENANAVBEcpngkI9
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……81Please respect copyright.PENANAeYoRN7dRUJ
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)81Please respect copyright.PENANAV0xh76XDwW
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。81Please respect copyright.PENANAoME2YFHuV1
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?81Please respect copyright.PENANAAdzDPqU5IN
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)81Please respect copyright.PENANA6UOD7T6WTl
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?81Please respect copyright.PENANAN8GBE7jAC4
美猴王:嗯啊!81Please respect copyright.PENANAMlkV8R7Hik
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。81Please respect copyright.PENANAeV5005UEch
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?81Please respect copyright.PENANAxTBawEIGeO
通背猿猴:嗯啊!81Please respect copyright.PENANADeabNWyLmS
美猴王:快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!………81Please respect copyright.PENANAHRilNbF3mj
通背猿猴:在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙,大王可登門拜訪,學個長生不老之術,不生不滅,與天地山川齊壽!81Please respect copyright.PENANAsYdPhpWxzR
美猴王:來人!81Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2IvBHyT77
傳令猴:大王何事?81Please respect copyright.PENANAZMEB5sQIx8
美猴王:備船!81Please respect copyright.PENANAUuF4vwWPJ0
傳令猴:是!81Please respect copyright.PENANA49qoNLzwbe
(嗖——!猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了)81Please respect copyright.PENANAH5cJWwsAmU
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