唐僧师徒三众,不一日走过黄风岭。56Please respect copyright.PENANAX8sHQ1HYGp
季节交替,历夏经秋。56Please respect copyright.PENANAU4Ff11zcSJ
这一日,正行处,只见一条大河,汹涌澎湃,拦住西去之路。56Please respect copyright.PENANAlxJAXzOYoH
忽见岸上有一石碑,石碑上有3个大字:流沙河。56Please respect copyright.PENANAjDxwpjibc6
唐僧骑在马上,面对着翻滚的河水,看了又看,看了又看。56Please respect copyright.PENANANhxCxlQJXY
八戒:师父,快到中午了。我们要在午饭前渡过去。56Please respect copyright.PENANAQMiFqGt1c6
悟空:八戒,师父骑着马,站得高一点,看的远一点。他老人家在找渡船。56Please respect copyright.PENANAeihxyUkzY1
唐僧:不,不。我出生在定都内陆的东土大唐,一直没东去,没看过海。我本打算东行一次,看看东海,却肩负起西去取经的重任。为师看这么久,能看到一望无际、波涛汹涌的大河,也等于看到海的样子。56Please respect copyright.PENANA2c8dwWvOcS
八戒:师父,我们先渡过去,吃个午饭,吃饱喝足,我们一起看。56Please respect copyright.PENANASmKfeprjB0
唐僧:我刚刚目测水的宽度。等我们渡过去,别人晚饭也吃完了。56Please respect copyright.PENANApDiY19Xvx6
八戒:老猪我饿了。有快一点的渡河方法吗?56Please respect copyright.PENANAn3BbMqV9Gs
悟空:师父,弟子背你飞过河,保证在午饭前到达对岸。56Please respect copyright.PENANAOWl9CNroMt
唐僧:悟空,一路上你从没背我飞。我们过山吃山,过岭吃岭。这次遇到水,我们过水吃水。你不能背我飞过去。56Please respect copyright.PENANATabW3nJRa0
八戒:吃水能吃饱?56Please respect copyright.PENANAo7pUcHXgB9
悟空递给唐僧一瓢水。56Please respect copyright.PENANACj3JVpBkKP
悟空:师父是口渴想喝水。来,师父,喝吧。56Please respect copyright.PENANA53mzmrsg3c
唐僧:徒弟,为师说的过水吃水,是指吃水里的鱼、虾、螃蟹等,吃水里的水货。56Please respect copyright.PENANAul5zD1os45
悟空、八戒、沙僧开始流口水。56Please respect copyright.PENANAWUdoZpBq0Y
唐僧:悟空,你以后别再说背我飞过什么,我会拒绝你。取经路上,每一个地方的每一种货,我要吃个遍。56Please respect copyright.PENANAh3wiKw5LGi
悟空:师父,你的拒绝,弟子完全接受。弟子愿和师父步行取经,在取经路上,和师父走一路、吃一路。56Please respect copyright.PENANAj3IPhkLd01
八戒:师兄,在我入队前,你和师父一路吃了很多好吃的吧?56Please respect copyright.PENANAUIZM8NoskG
悟空:是滴。56Please respect copyright.PENANAfdKt5EQStg
唐僧:不,不。准确的说,是在你们2个入队前,我,一路吃了很多好吃的。56Please respect copyright.PENANAxXQO8OD6K9
3人正在论吃,只听水声一响,河水翻滚,从水里钻出一个染着红发的妖怪。56Please respect copyright.PENANAxToColQ5RP
红发妖:谁?是谁在我饥饿的时候大声论吃?!56Please respect copyright.PENANA4G2lA3l90j
八戒:你哪位?我们也处于饥饿状态。56Please respect copyright.PENANA2tVrkOHsMn
红发妖:我已经处于超饥饿状态。56Please respect copyright.PENANAn3mKVuJ12w
八戒:现在中午了,你饿,回家做饭吧。56Please respect copyright.PENANAhPMESH5hQO
悟空:这位已是超饥饿,建议就近吃便当。56Please respect copyright.PENANAlYPzGYN6mk
妖怪的红发,吸引唐僧。56Please respect copyright.PENANAc327EM8qNi
唐僧:大兄弟,你是本地的?56Please respect copyright.PENANAhdqUJtNK3O
红发妖:嗯。56Please respect copyright.PENANAp6nvyOn6Yd
唐僧:河里有没有鱼?56Please respect copyright.PENANAP5nxLBIMSs
红发妖:有。这条河叫流沙河,含沙量高。生活在水里的鱼,都是沙鱼,不能吃。56Please respect copyright.PENANAA8mnSJ1sDV
唐僧:你说的是沙丁鱼吧?56Please respect copyright.PENANAuKjjs7T8Gg
红发妖:是沙鱼,名字没有丁字。56Please respect copyright.PENANA2VIGdyUZXK
唐僧:沙鱼也是鱼,你先凑活着吃,别饿肚子。你已超饥饿。56Please respect copyright.PENANAxfKqXOSGE2
红发妖:其实,沙鱼能吃。56Please respect copyright.PENANA8bTMUcTbO9
唐僧:你刚说不能吃。56Please respect copyright.PENANADM6aQtQZJp
红发妖:一开始,我吃不下。自从吃了第一个,我开始吃第二个,第三个……慢慢的,我适应、习惯、进化,能吃体内含沙的沙鱼。56Please respect copyright.PENANAUNdWqShjq7
唐僧:你进化用了多长时间?56Please respect copyright.PENANAqPzBnyxkfj
红发妖:我一夜没睡,第二天成功进化。56Please respect copyright.PENANASKjEjUodMk
八戒:师父,今天过不去河,我们吃沙鱼,也要进化了。56Please respect copyright.PENANAxSieU88VYJ
悟空开始看八戒。56Please respect copyright.PENANAGE1E1avkzX
八戒:看什么?56Please respect copyright.PENANAKEx13gSNMQ
悟空:你一头猪会进化成什么?56Please respect copyright.PENANAEpuAjgmoZL
八戒:你一只猴子会进化成什么?56Please respect copyright.PENANAHap3D1rBGY
唐僧:你一头红发,也是进化的?56Please respect copyright.PENANA0MRcmrioWd
红发妖:错。我头发是———染红的。56Please respect copyright.PENANA6ndA9c0fp7
唐僧:喔,用什么染料?你的头发,由发根到发梢,柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。56Please respect copyright.PENANA6hbQnC7pOn
红发妖:每次吃完鱼,我用鱼血染发。56Please respect copyright.PENANAmX8uanhl30
唐僧:好染料,纯天然。我也想染个发。56Please respect copyright.PENANArV3Y8iL0Gh
悟空:师父,我们做和尚的没头发,染什么发呀?56Please respect copyright.PENANASQbTlM1L2f
唐僧:住口!我从东土大唐到这到现在,已有半年,我的头发,现在已经有6寸多长。56Please respect copyright.PENANATXrqaVv2jJ
唐僧把头上的帽子一扔,露出6寸长的长发,迎风飘扬。56Please respect copyright.PENANAemYlecM1Yf
八戒:师父,你留长发,看着好帅。56Please respect copyright.PENANAUAY1YpCgyY
唐僧:精确的表述应是,我留长发,不戴帽子,看着好帅。56Please respect copyright.PENANAOjGYdeSmlX
悟空:师父,你想染发?先问问他染发材料的安全性。56Please respect copyright.PENANA6Jzui0bPB8
红发妖:安全性?我用好几年了。56Please respect copyright.PENANAgwjjBO7qqG
悟空:红发大哥,你在鱼血里面,加没加其他东西?56Please respect copyright.PENANAkJtmhIjcNY
红发妖:加了河水中的泥沙。56Please respect copyright.PENANAFcig9m3jHC
悟空:这泥沙可是染发的重要配料。染发时,泥沙和头发间发生摩擦,才使头发柔顺、光亮、自然、不分叉。56Please respect copyright.PENANAUscklWc8Gw
几个正在讨论头发,只见空中出现一朵祥云,长发垂肩的观音,出现在空中。56Please respect copyright.PENANAOwxz5TC9je
观音:谁?是谁在讨论头发?56Please respect copyright.PENANAxaPg5iuJn3
悟空:姐姐。56Please respect copyright.PENANAcqwhVgZPsW
唐僧:大姐。56Please respect copyright.PENANAwdMhpuwGoA
观音:是你们。56Please respect copyright.PENANABJKiDdY6Lx
唐僧:是我们。56Please respect copyright.PENANASuez6HQtxo
观音收了祥云,看到红发妖满头红红的长发。56Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1p9HrQIxf
观音:你的头发好好!这么有光泽,丝丝分明,洁净柔顺。你怎么护理的?56Please respect copyright.PENANAqMD3X045R1
红发妖:泥沙。56Please respect copyright.PENANAJGwOkvcutB
观音:泥沙?56Please respect copyright.PENANAmnFOGrb0qT
悟空:姐姐,这位大哥的头发,用河里的泥沙做辅料,运用物理学原理,染出这么好的头发。56Please respect copyright.PENANAnfRsM4dJdV
观音:喔喔。泥沙能染出这么好的头发?我居住的南海,海里有海沙,回去我使用海沙做辅料,染的头发,肯定比这个好。56Please respect copyright.PENANAN3TH5um7Qo
唐僧:大姐,你这是去哪?56Please respect copyright.PENANAOSIDcO1KSG
观音:我刚刚洗了头发,南海的水蒸气太多,头发干的慢。我飞来飞去,吹干一下。飞到这,听到你们讨论头发,被你们的话题吸引。56Please respect copyright.PENANAQxdyfywAp6
红发妖:这位姐姐,水蒸气能保湿头发。洗发后,头发最好别吹风,让头发在阴凉处自然晾干。56Please respect copyright.PENANA47305ImbYY
观音:嗯嗯。56Please respect copyright.PENANA3IPtuMcJgJ
唐僧:红发兄弟,我们几个是西天取经的,一路上风吹日晒,头发容易受损。我邀请你加入我们,路上你做我们的护发师,你觉得怎样?56Please respect copyright.PENANASgJkR6pjSN
观音:三藏,我也想邀请他,做我的护发师呢。56Please respect copyright.PENANAyIdhsfvD2X
红发妖:姐姐,你的头发很好,没必要请护发师。你找个发型师,即可。56Please respect copyright.PENANAtEN1LKEgow
观音:是吗?那你,跟着三藏他们,西天取经去吧。56Please respect copyright.PENANA7iAwY6XN2P
红发妖:谢谢观音大师点化。56Please respect copyright.PENANAbQigyuN6VQ
唐僧:红发兄弟,你叫什么名字?56Please respect copyright.PENANA3kxcjVvBb3
红发妖:师父,我是你的第三个徒弟沙僧,负责挑担子的那个……56Please respect copyright.PENANA0OkCTSieyf
唐僧:噢,我想起来了!沙僧,这是你的2师兄猪八戒,这是你的大师兄孙悟空。56Please respect copyright.PENANA7yZCCvSllA
唐僧做了介绍。56Please respect copyright.PENANAlclGKTw2YU
唐僧:悟净,这河怎么过?你有法子吗?56Please respect copyright.PENANAsNZpMcHqir
沙僧:我使个独家避水咒,我们游过去。56Please respect copyright.PENANAh0p1QtXc21
唐僧:这么宽的河,游过去,很累。56Please respect copyright.PENANAON2Vs6xegZ
悟空:师父,我们走一路、吃一路的,应该锻炼一下。56Please respect copyright.PENANArAvLfHe1Ly
唐僧:好的。只吃不锻炼,还没到达西天,吃的就走不动了。56Please respect copyright.PENANAh9KTFF8ySs
沙僧:我提醒你们,我每天在河里洗澡、洗衣服、洗头发,还在河里大小便。56Please respect copyright.PENANA7LcpIwZ1LZ
唐僧:额。56Please respect copyright.PENANAyvEuXN5NZC
沙僧:师父,我的日常行为,是在深水进行。我们浮在水面游过去,没影响。但,千万别向深处游。56Please respect copyright.PENANA7MbhYAjXG8
唐僧:嗯嗯。56Please respect copyright.PENANAB0XHlms2P3
观音:你们过河吧,我去寻找我的发型师。56Please respect copyright.PENANAoMlACQTU0t
师徒四人辞别观音,渡河而去。56Please respect copyright.PENANA13wL3zPUEe
56Please respect copyright.PENANAGvGHoi0ASs
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