轟——!66Please respect copyright.PENANAwxt0piyb79
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)66Please respect copyright.PENANA9DHYYoJYPs
(天庭)66Please respect copyright.PENANAfB8YiLEDog
(靈霄殿)66Please respect copyright.PENANA9XWmYT5zF4
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)66Please respect copyright.PENANA6xiCZlFiHo
傳令官:報——!!!66Please respect copyright.PENANAR2Eu1Ez2SD
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)66Please respect copyright.PENANAzoZ5oUtlFG
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。66Please respect copyright.PENANADGGusSihsQ
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。66Please respect copyright.PENANA8zmYMc3CYN
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)66Please respect copyright.PENANAXp6wXzGO8Q
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)66Please respect copyright.PENANAMNJ5OQMwRg
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!66Please respect copyright.PENANAAXyuCpo8zJ
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)66Please respect copyright.PENANAEKEIbPZBkW
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkJXoskfgaT
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnNTNaUlGMo
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……66Please respect copyright.PENANAdvBSHp14A0
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。66Please respect copyright.PENANAsC16SK2Klk
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。66Please respect copyright.PENANABip6jFXzNo
玉帝:算你小子聰明!66Please respect copyright.PENANAJSId8YQKeg
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。66Please respect copyright.PENANAq6GTfaCptK
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3szvwOdFNp
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!66Please respect copyright.PENANA4jKb3HEjTO
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnATo0EFo7T
玉帝:真有你小子的!66Please respect copyright.PENANA9GmXOuxami
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOAAUkcUMUI
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。66Please respect copyright.PENANAAQ3BBKQm6I
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。66Please respect copyright.PENANAhYIsuMD0NV
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。66Please respect copyright.PENANAELCbalg4CM
玉帝:都給我住口!66Please respect copyright.PENANAUaOG9LSwiX
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?66Please respect copyright.PENANAtOuqoOBu4m
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。66Please respect copyright.PENANA0KxbZPrpMH
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!66Please respect copyright.PENANASEQNAOq6rC
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3rKNY8LCIy
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???66Please respect copyright.PENANA6jRDaOSgzb
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈66Please respect copyright.PENANA20i71O3ghu
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)66Please respect copyright.PENANAqHuRsFey3K
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)66Please respect copyright.PENANAkUTrNN06X1
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成66Please respect copyright.PENANAU2yDcJyZ75
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)66Please respect copyright.PENANABQIm3eNSIw
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)66Please respect copyright.PENANA7Q5lpzp5VI
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)66Please respect copyright.PENANAirIQRoQT1o
元猴:幹嘛?66Please respect copyright.PENANAbWFWLHQ8V1
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?66Please respect copyright.PENANAKbG9t3RLl1
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANALLm6WJefmN
通背猿猴:可以。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2dHANquiUe
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)66Please respect copyright.PENANAjbMWuTW4Be
元猴:你要幹嘛?66Please respect copyright.PENANA83jVF0B8YQ
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。66Please respect copyright.PENANA5hSjwvbIuF
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkVEQgovJOy
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?66Please respect copyright.PENANA6g6assUS57
元猴:說來話長。66Please respect copyright.PENANARFVyZd5G9S
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwyoBaSpbko
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?66Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZbsYaK3qW
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?66Please respect copyright.PENANAGlaoSrMLxz
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~66Please respect copyright.PENANAiaOmElE0dI
通背猿猴:嗯……66Please respect copyright.PENANAGHiaWERjGL
元猴:一不小心就有了。66Please respect copyright.PENANALcXdxi911x
通背猿猴:啊。66Please respect copyright.PENANAP7aWPfypnD
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)66Please respect copyright.PENANAa12DEGf3LL
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAWuLj4xIigL
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)66Please respect copyright.PENANAvWtfL1f1Iu
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……66Please respect copyright.PENANABI6kD2BOvV
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)66Please respect copyright.PENANANqs05aB0IE
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?66Please respect copyright.PENANACVDtLumnDc
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!66Please respect copyright.PENANADtv1eUDpbN
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?66Please respect copyright.PENANABIoJeDckkP
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?66Please respect copyright.PENANAxueofjz7Tx
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。66Please respect copyright.PENANAFu3TVR6pyP
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。66Please respect copyright.PENANAo8hi8yM7Fa
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAME0GarMqs8
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。66Please respect copyright.PENANAFwTxRVj7nU
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?66Please respect copyright.PENANAHAgzwc8r25
(眾猴不語)66Please respect copyright.PENANAmEP1OuEzj2
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!66Please respect copyright.PENANANPeBixx3Ud
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)66Please respect copyright.PENANAnuj4Aty3QI
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?66Please respect copyright.PENANAaxU56ZFuqu
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?66Please respect copyright.PENANA7BYrGI1Njm
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以66Please respect copyright.PENANAC1FFSQeO8t
過了一會兒。66Please respect copyright.PENANAdBXcXlFaZ8
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAJcXH2Tqczi
元猴:我有個要求。66Please respect copyright.PENANAp0rZct6mQE
通背猿猴:說。66Please respect copyright.PENANAR5NFi1nGa9
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAt9WXZI6Y8B
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?66Please respect copyright.PENANAjM2iglUxWR
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANA5qN1Xmg8pH
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!66Please respect copyright.PENANAMN3DJnfn1j
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……66Please respect copyright.PENANApRCdThjdXP
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!66Please respect copyright.PENANAsr14ZTfkKh
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)66Please respect copyright.PENANADxiC0aJvnu
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)66Please respect copyright.PENANA2e0ERj9I8X
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?66Please respect copyright.PENANAopVxInxrtY
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)66Please respect copyright.PENANAfk5T4zf8Hu
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2lIlDVtqBv
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、66Please respect copyright.PENANA5PL5OZghv3
石床、石凳……)66Please respect copyright.PENANABjhtxz5GCr
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAKDWIQrUi8C
(洞外)66Please respect copyright.PENANA4msDo92cmz
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?66Please respect copyright.PENANAA1fWClDCoY
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAG456ZMlRvS
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)66Please respect copyright.PENANAJg90YqWjOB
通背猿猴:有飛碟!66Please respect copyright.PENANAq9D9iSEo6Z
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)66Please respect copyright.PENANAfO3qrXo1WK
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………66Please respect copyright.PENANAHVCPCvlM26
元猴:這個……66Please respect copyright.PENANAe6Rkb2BNIX
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!66Please respect copyright.PENANADpBHFFFmR5
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……66Please respect copyright.PENANA7BWzS3AKul
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?66Please respect copyright.PENANA5GE7mMie2P
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?66Please respect copyright.PENANAJr3JYRD0or
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!66Please respect copyright.PENANAUn88tatjni
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAGH364yKIfq
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?66Please respect copyright.PENANAuPrXW7YEiY
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!66Please respect copyright.PENANAdkQ294nFWD
眾猴:拜見大王!66Please respect copyright.PENANAcLUKw1WcrG
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)66Please respect copyright.PENANAgL7Fd8DeHg
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……66Please respect copyright.PENANAQuahnJHuDm
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。66Please respect copyright.PENANA5BLFxRYut1
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtuseAI3pIW
猴王:可以這麽說。66Please respect copyright.PENANALR91d92SeT
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAisueVWFwvt
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIPGknsjXf6
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!66Please respect copyright.PENANAoFUIRWRwJ3
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?66Please respect copyright.PENANAKIFbg20loE
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?66Please respect copyright.PENANAKpoYDkUB81
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!66Please respect copyright.PENANAvTg2wlQ7EM
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)66Please respect copyright.PENANAXT0xNxUyxb
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)66Please respect copyright.PENANApbxrbT3KOl
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)66Please respect copyright.PENANAUNKaB7EXnA
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!66Please respect copyright.PENANA1hyt230ACz
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。66Please respect copyright.PENANAK5FxWKoxuw
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。66Please respect copyright.PENANArJOojM21IK
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzkNGBMHeAp
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。66Please respect copyright.PENANAn26wmbJPsz
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!66Please respect copyright.PENANAF99FfMxO4O
猴王:美猴王?66Please respect copyright.PENANAw3oPNisAQV
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………66Please respect copyright.PENANA3dStki7K26
猴王:隨你們的便啦。66Please respect copyright.PENANA20fS8a76p0
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!66Please respect copyright.PENANAEFkVP4HmmJ
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!66Please respect copyright.PENANA4PQ4g9MILW
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!66Please respect copyright.PENANARmI3HyeYaQ
…………66Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8VRGSBQ5r
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)66Please respect copyright.PENANA6fgC2BOBs3
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAkBWtQu6G7f
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAABWQyn7ttF
美猴王:你貴姓?66Please respect copyright.PENANA04DPdwU6iS
通背猿猴:姓通。66Please respect copyright.PENANAN2eGWKSztK
美猴王:名字?66Please respect copyright.PENANAll1ZbTq1ky
通背猿猴:背。66Please respect copyright.PENANAGusrPNojuv
美猴王:背什麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAFdICAvLuwf
通背猿猴:只有一個背。66Please respect copyright.PENANALkqvsmBjud
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?66Please respect copyright.PENANAgYp0ZrGCFa
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!66Please respect copyright.PENANAFz9Znpvf2i
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)66Please respect copyright.PENANANSRJmVnuOB
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)66Please respect copyright.PENANAcY8GKXfP9v
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!66Please respect copyright.PENANA5yc5hhtxjS
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?66Please respect copyright.PENANAfxbxbQB7wJ
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。66Please respect copyright.PENANABnKvh4l9Qx
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)66Please respect copyright.PENANAhxr2NeULCQ
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)66Please respect copyright.PENANAcr4dxFQ4tw
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)66Please respect copyright.PENANABaehrPpZgx
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……66Please respect copyright.PENANAnSyMhcMylx
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)66Please respect copyright.PENANAnX2DQl2Yv5
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。66Please respect copyright.PENANAv2WVlT9pvk
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?66Please respect copyright.PENANA7NAmxqzMGm
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)66Please respect copyright.PENANARfyHDoE1N7
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?66Please respect copyright.PENANApGHQNvWo0Y
美猴王:嗯啊!66Please respect copyright.PENANARUI1EG2kJm
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。66Please respect copyright.PENANAWtGSph14S6
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?66Please respect copyright.PENANAUpmmgV2I2S
通背猿猴:嗯啊!66Please respect copyright.PENANAT3CThauTDc
美猴王:快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!………66Please respect copyright.PENANAo09mE232KO
通背猿猴:在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙,大王可登門拜訪,學個長生不老之術,不生不滅,與天地山川齊壽!66Please respect copyright.PENANADBBsRCmAQi
美猴王:來人!66Please respect copyright.PENANA1yq3GIXyi2
傳令猴:大王何事?66Please respect copyright.PENANAdt57s1Nj04
美猴王:備船!66Please respect copyright.PENANAGIIRyAJgYE
傳令猴:是!66Please respect copyright.PENANA2sr5DaNTat
(嗖——!猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了)66Please respect copyright.PENANAnF0GzyZXQR
66Please respect copyright.PENANAlGCs7k1rEy
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