尹小姐一把將我從單座位拉到她所坐的雙座位裡去,我是一屁股的坐到她的大腿上。也顧不得小巴正亡命地在彎彎曲曲的山路上極速向山下衝,我急急彈了起來,幾乎跌個滾地葫蘆般在車廂裡撞來撞去。大姐!我練跆拳是在平坦的地上練的好不好?我不是跟元家班練跌打的!還真沒試過這樣沒底氣地半走半爬的坐到位子上去;幸好小巴裡只我們倆和司機,否則凌大俠這雅號不要也就罷了,換來個潦倒至極的外號就宜得你死了!54Please respect copyright.PENANA3CPKOB7DHZ
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「哎!尹小姐。我們其實不算是認識的好不好?這些拉拉扯扯的事,不適合吧!」54Please respect copyright.PENANABvucwbVfjK
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「那怎樣才算是認識?」小姐。你抓錯重點了!54Please respect copyright.PENANAoYDoKdxVSc
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「其實你喜歡拉扯的話,找你男友就好啦!他做錯什麼都好,應該還是可以讓你拉扯個夠的。OK?」54Please respect copyright.PENANA5mPFNCCLVg
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「討厭!」說罷,竟然像是要哭了一樣,還帶著哭腔,「你都見到今天早上發生的事了,還說這樣的話。你是人不是呀?」還真哭了吔!靠妖!54Please respect copyright.PENANAGihlERSzRE
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「喂喂喂!」我急忙從背包裡掏出紙巾,抽了一張遞到她面前。「不好意思啦!不過,我今天早上其實是你的臉都沒看清。其實你說你是今天早上的那個女孩,或者是下午跟我在OLIVER’S裡吵了一場的阿姑都行呀!」54Please respect copyright.PENANAeeL3fhtOxE
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她竟然別過了臉,沒有收下那張紙巾,繼續在哭。最糟的是,小巴剛好停在燈位前,司機正閒著看好戲。他你的媽,專心駕駛好不好?沒見過女人哭嗎?然後,就有幾個打壞後生上了車。喂!我平生最怕的就是女人哭;怎麼著所有女人都要在我的面前哭?我像是個很會安撫別人的人嗎?54Please respect copyright.PENANAwlFi17GLNo
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「喂喂!」哎!還是先處理一下眼前這難題吧!「對不起。」輕聲點,要不然我跟早上那男人就沒分別了!「別哭了喔!最多,我請你吃夜宵吧!」已經出了最能讓我動心的絕招,怎麼還沒反應?「哎!讓你繞我手臂好了!」54Please respect copyright.PENANAXzqBW8JZvB
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「你說的!不許後悔!」竟然一下子就來了個陽光般的笑臉,然後狠狠的拉著我的臂膀!媽的,在夜裡見太陽,和在大白天戴個夜視鏡一樣,會瞎的你知道嗎?54Please respect copyright.PENANAHH1NAqVfJN
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結果,我都快累死了,還得被一個陌生女子拉著臂膀,在旺角找吃的!我都快被那幫七咀八舌八婆的那堆八卦消息撐死了,還吃得了什麼呢?於是我鬼馬的提議去吃魚蛋;結果卻被這女的說我敷衍她,弄巧反拙,差不多十點半了竟然跑了去吃火鍋!價錢就先不說,你知道吃個火鍋要多久嗎?我真怕自己會累倒,一臉栽進鍋裡,來個生人頭清湯窩⋯54Please respect copyright.PENANAaIyO6sqVCF
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「喂!其實你會不會是把我當水魚,來騙我一頓飯的呢?」你怪不得我這樣想。我是連她的臉都沒看清。54Please respect copyright.PENANA3h6JYNkRPK
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「你問吧!」她挺溫文地把一塊半熟的牛肉放進咀裡。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4fFo7MBPPb
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「問啥?」我才不要那麼溫文;狠狠的把汽水灌到喉嚨裡。54Please respect copyright.PENANA0ypvDgHSPG
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「問我問題呀!我都能回答你。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAgHaRQuzTe0
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「切!要是你處心積累來騙我,當然會是有備而來的吧!」54Please respect copyright.PENANA1TyzYGC8cx
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「你這人都挺喜歡猜度別人的喔!」54Please respect copyright.PENANA8LO6N26xfU
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「世途險惡呀,尹小姐!」其實我已經算是笨的了!哪有人這樣容易就被騙了一頓飯的呀?54Please respect copyright.PENANAc9KwjwQIxF
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「可以不再叫我尹小姐嗎?凌大俠!」54Please respect copyright.PENANAAcZMVk4UOj
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「你連我的外號都知道,我卻啥也不知道,我是倒什麼霉了我?」54Please respect copyright.PENANADqTVgn8ycB
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「認識我是倒霉嗎?」54Please respect copyright.PENANAkVGLpsTXFV
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你要我怎麼說呢?交朋友嘛,當然不是一件倒霉事。但還沒交上個朋友,一大堆真假的閒話就都出來了!這不算倒霉算啥呢?而且,這麼虛幻的一個『朋友』還真是讓人心裡不安。我可不是什麼江湖兒女,可不會五湖四海的相識滿天下,更不是能瀟洒地交換名片便交了個朋友的人。54Please respect copyright.PENANAB2WXq2ofdT
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「凌大俠。請你以後叫我若曦。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAW0Wg2sD6DG
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「不太好吧!」如果你和我同年代,你該知道在香港,我們是不喜歡直呼別人的中文名字的。「又不真那麼熟。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAnQAyKHEm3N
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「那就弄熟一點吧!」她夾了一塊牛肉,在鍋裡煮著,然後放到我的碗裡。「從這塊牛肉開始。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAEgsbrx3yFe
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怎麼想都覺得那是一句改篇了的廣告口號!還是我的腦袋真的得讓熱水燙一下呢?54Please respect copyright.PENANAupIhgFQEJh
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