手機響的時候,天還沒亮。又是梁少康那混蛋。我把手機就這麼扔到角落去,它竟然啥事也沒有;甚至鈴聲比以前更為響亮。拜托!你老媽是諾基亞不?終於還是怕吵醒我老媽,爬到角落拾起了手機。49Please respect copyright.PENANA2eqv6uE47J
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「操你娘的兒子!這什麼時候?凌晨你給我來電話是欠揍不是?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAyFw9xGfMli
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「凌大俠真會說話,出口總成文,被揍也是我的福氣!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAI3KBzwfS3l
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「靠妖!我真受不了你。你就讓我睡了,好不好呀,娘娘?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAsQVQmuxHvm
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「你要睡我?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAoYgWdhaZ6G
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「我認輸!掛了哈!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAZqlwG2a7cy
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「沒沒沒!凌大俠,聽我說!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZuUzEiwMB
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「唉!說吧!」49Please respect copyright.PENANArcJiiAkanM
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我已經沒力氣再罵他了!真沒想到有人能超越我憤怒的極限。就當作是我前世欠他的吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANAgGh1YvWQWJ
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「其實呀,凌大俠,我想跟你說說你那女人的事。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAGsvCZa53Ph
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「什麼女人?我只有我媽一個女人!」其實我已差不多進入夢鄉,也不曉得自己在說什麼。49Please respect copyright.PENANAl5XKUm4M4E
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「不是你媽啦!是跟你打茄輪的那個。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAqXGrC64mf2
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「我什麼時候跟什麼女人打什麼茄輪了呢?」這句話怎麼可以說得如此平淡?因為我真要睡了!49Please respect copyright.PENANA3STiGLDVpv
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「你的女朋友,尹若曦啦!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA8kwMfw6ENB
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我是真睡著了!沒有回話。49Please respect copyright.PENANAH1nIaID4Lf
到醒來的時候,發現手機在枕頭上,當刻還想不起來發生什麼事了呢?看了看手機,我就整個人彈了起來。『凌大俠。你女友是咱們邦主的妞喇!還是分了比較好!』立即便打了個電話過去。49Please respect copyright.PENANAREz0LmOdGs
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「梁少康!玩樂是不是該知道分寸?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAVAVRSYPmVT
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「喂!我是關心你才讓你小心呀!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAJtzXchBf5X
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「我什麼時候有了個女友啦?你別隨便亂說好不好?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAghxLp4zuew
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「嗯?亂說?這不是我說的呀!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAGNyNyhgdQW
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「是哪個混蛋說的呢?把他抓出來跟我對質一下!是屁股癢了是吧?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAaVVYBIiSxz
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「是尹若曦她自己說的呀!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAB6NWe23Mk2
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醒醒好嗎?這是夢裡的夢,我還沒醒過來吧?要不然怎麼可能所有東西都不符合邏輯地發展、推進著?這女的是誰?我是惹著了個瘋了的,還是撞邪了?49Please respect copyright.PENANAB9JejCUvG2
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「娘娘。這女的是誰呀?我根本不認識她呀!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAMtD6zysbL6
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「都說是邦主的妞⋯」49Please respect copyright.PENANAA7WHkhTW7s
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「誰是什麼邦主呀?你們宿舍裡的潮語我沒聽懂啦!又是三國誌嗎?」這群只會躲在宿舍沉迷二次元世界的宅男,都他媽滾回三國去吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANAZAV3w370sh
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「劉少邦,劉爵士的兒子喇!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAi22sYF082e
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如夢初醒。49Please respect copyright.PENANA5zQFYcOVIu
就是那個緣慳一面的始作俑者;我有這麼一個雅號也是拜他所賜。那個幾乎從樓梯上掉下來的女孩本是他的女友。聽說他們當時正在鬧分手,男的沒品位地甩開糾纏著他的那女孩,還加推了她一把,結果女孩就被震開了幾步,幾乎滾下中山階。路經的我本能地抓著女孩的手,一把扯她到懷裡,算是救了她。隨著我這英勇事蹟在校內流傳,他賤男的封號也得以傳揚千里。從那刻開始,我就不斷地被抹黑;司馬昭之心,路人皆見。49Please respect copyright.PENANAlnXlBn84BN
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「唉!你怎麼誰都不惹就惹了尹若曦呢?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAC17zOVAePj
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「喂!我啥知道?我坐小巴而已呀!是她惹我的呀!」想來,難道當天沒骨氣地求饒的男人,就是這見面不如聞名的劉邦主?49Please respect copyright.PENANAJniSaOe7xH
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「那你⋯」49Please respect copyright.PENANAKWtgEXSpzb
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「我什麼?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAhxZDV5PK91
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「你有跟她打茄輪嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAMJJRnkXbVD
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「屌!你說呢?」真受不了!都是大學生了好不好?中山先生的學弟學妹,別那麼丟人好不好?只有腦殘的才會相信這樣的謠傳吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANAOYhEhizMwk
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「但這是尹若曦自己說的呀!我親耳聽見的,沒騙你。」49Please respect copyright.PENANAm6CFPo5eYv
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算了算了!能跟這小器鬼拍拖的大概都好不到哪兒去;可能也是高分低能一類的。我只想低調過活。就讓流言止於智者吧!雖然世上沒多少個智者⋯49Please respect copyright.PENANAqFXfqJAKrK