第四章 挾爆你個頭 (肥佬篇)158Please respect copyright.PENANAj3oDwhgub7
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CES展今日正式開始之前,我哋準備先去Circus Circus 對面嗰間Denny’s食大早餐。
我哋約好七點半喺酒店地下電梯大堂外面集合出發,我、西仔永、本少、長腳都已經到咗,就掙清飛一個。咁我哋就商量,為咗晤俾人因為遲到影響行程,就定咗個規矩:每次集合遲到一分鐘,返到去深圳之後就要請其他四個人drink嗰陣一條女嘅小費!即係如果你遲到10分鐘,返去就要請40條女。
定咗呢條規矩之後,真係無人夠膽遲到。我哋早到嗰啲仲要特登匿埋喺啲角子老虎機後面,去裝邊個會遲到……158Please respect copyright.PENANACBtLdDtX7y
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入到Denny’s喺度慢慢嘆緊早餐嗰陣……158Please respect copyright.PENANAYf0DMKAtvb
長腳忽然就話:“你哋睇,呢度所有嘅女服務員都係大肥婆!”158Please respect copyright.PENANApkpYkKdtoi
咦,長腳晤講真係無留意喎。晤係講笑,個個服務員睇落都有300磅,三圍60-55-60…… 長腳果然係眼毒舌毒……158Please respect copyright.PENANAxncRtpLhEn
我:“個個屎忽咁撚大,質你個頭入去瀨佢屎眼嗰陣,佢一嘢就可以挾爆你個頭!”158Please respect copyright.PENANAzERqFodJRG
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展會開始咗無耐,就有兩條鬼佬行入嚟。一個肥肥地,下爬有啲鬍鬚;一個就瘦啲,青靚白淨;兩個睇落就三十零歲。158Please respect copyright.PENANAzlYleaC35C
個肥仔就同我講(當然係英文):“我公司係專門供貨俾亞馬遜賣家嘅入口商,我叫Sid,好快我就同George (指一指另外嗰個)自己出嚟開公司做返同一樣嘅嘢。我哋要搵個中國供應商喺中國幫我哋搵產品同埋講價。”158Please respect copyright.PENANAHgNKcSidod
我:“老實講,我哋生衡科技晤係工廠,我哋只係貿易商。”158Please respect copyright.PENANAfH7bwfhBiI
Sid:“欸,我就鐘意你夠老實,我哋晤需要一定搵工廠,貿易商都OK。”158Please respect copyright.PENANAfGIM906vWk
咁都得?呢兩條粉腸,係美籍猶太人,住喺德薩斯州(Texas),後嚟就變咗我哋嘅八干。158Please respect copyright.PENANAxgKn7roiT3
因為我平時夜晚都晤瞓覺,就成日同八干傾電話,佢就鐘意我哋動作比其他人快。梗係啦,其他工廠,個sell屎打工嘅啫,點撚會通宵同你傾嘢吖,醫貓來回就晤撚見咗幾日啦。同八干熟咗之後,生衡就差晤多變咗佢哋喺中國嘅獨家代表,幫佢哋搵晤同嘅產品(晤只淨係玻璃膜),我哋仲成日喺電話度fuck嚟fuck去講笑。最後八干做到一年嘅生意額係全公司繼大干之後排名第二。158Please respect copyright.PENANAiemtxVWqmf
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