第五章 我都要喺你度學吓嘢 （本少篇）164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPlRrgyOsO
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1月7號，展會第二日。
喺檔口度當值無聊之際，肥佬就問IQ題嚟解悶。肥佬：“你哋知晤知邊個滅咗中國古代嘅周朝㗎？”
死肥佬成日上網睇撚埋晒啲中國野史同埋啲穿越小說，搞到自己都分晤撚到邊啲係真邊啲係老作。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd9vz8CUTQ
跟住肥佬就開估：“係呂不韋！”164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHRhDDhqro
後嚟，我搵返啲正確歷史：呂不韋只不過係秦始皇個太爺秦昭襄王喺公元前249年派去滅撚咗個小國‘東周國’。東周‘國’晤等於東周‘朝’，佢只係周朝王室嘅親戚建立嘅一個小諸侯國。周朝最後一個王，赧王，其實係七年前已經瓜咗，嗰時周朝就已經玩撚完咗。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2Espk6cFV
西仔永就寸肥佬：“係呀，呂不韋仲係騎住隻赤兔馬，喺前面吖吖吖咁衝鋒陷陣咁去滅周朝㗎！”164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF8hdvG4Tl
“呂布就係呂不韋個曾曾孫！”164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2U80WYeRn
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再過一陣，肥佬就同西仔永走咗出去食煙吞噗。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3r0mXdO34
跟住返番嚟，肥佬就走嚟同我講：“本少，再講樣嘢你聽！”164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCEjCGC4XW
我：“咩嘢？”164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg4Xnd1J02
肥佬：“頭先我同西仔永食煙，條友就同我講，雖然我無乜料，但係我嘅親和力都幾厲害，好容易同啲客就好friend。佢都要喺我度學吓嘢。”164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxklu4Uu7G
我就擰轉個頭望住西仔永，用一個高高在上嘅樣，好寸咁同佢講：“你可以學吓肥佬啲嘢，但係，我啲嘢，就算俾你學，你都無咁嘅本事，學晤到！”164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUDLYePtjS
西仔永就棟起隻手指公：“本少，你好撚嘢！”164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0y8Qm8vIm
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三干老李，喺第三日就嚟我哋個booth度，仲帶埋佢兩條靚嚟。美國係佢地頭，當然大陣仗好多。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt0GKs5WLG
佢就有興趣長腳擺出嚟啲powerbank，三款，2000、4000、6000毫安時，要訂做logo同包裝。三干要求都幾高（話晒都係大賣場採購部出嚟），所以approve晒啲樣辦、logo、包裝之後第一單出貨，要搞到去四月。後尾一直都不停有翻單，一次出貨萬零隻咁……164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwf9xosSKS3
當然，呢個客係生衡喺IFA就接咗嘅，所以係生衡落單俾長腳公司買貨再賣俾三干。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPuSLWaJU9
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章節附圖：百度圖片（呂不韋）164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZapL1sN3Y
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